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bigzak25
01-27-2005, 04:20 PM
ebay-SAVE HIS SOUL!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5553839246&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

Can You Save My Soul?

I am a 29-year old college-educated agnostic, and I’m ready to surrender myself to a higher power.

There are many aspects of virtually every religion that intrigue me, yet instead of choosing my spiritual path based on subtle ideological nuances, I’m taking a more logical approach:

Whichever religion bids the highest…wins my soul.

I will covert to (and devoutly practice) the religion of the highest bidder.

Catholics, Jews, Brothers of Islam, Lutherans, Buddhists, Pagans, Atheists, Presbyterians, Mormons—all are welcome to bid. My mind and my heart are wide open.

Is Jesus my savior? Will Allah show me the way? Or does Buddah have the answers I need? You tell me.

Save my soul today!

And prove to everyone around the world that your religion is the best religion ever!

Ed Helicopter Jones
01-27-2005, 05:49 PM
What a dumbass. Anyone who bids on that is even dumber.

Experiment2100
01-27-2005, 05:51 PM
Maybe he'll be bought by an online casino and put on display.

Useruser666
01-27-2005, 05:56 PM
Oh, I missed the link I thought bigzak was asking for advice! :lol

Hook Dem
01-27-2005, 07:55 PM
Duff can save him from himself! :lol :lol :lol

Drachen
01-28-2005, 03:40 AM
well, I want to put a .01 offer on this, and make him the first convert to the church of Drachen and latter-day saints, he said he would devotely practice the religion of the highest bidder, and I imagine that I would be the only one.

NameDropper
01-28-2005, 10:29 AM
I'll bid him farewell.