"I'd Be A Lakers Fan"

[boutons_]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
are Celtics fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?'


'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.


The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
then who do you support?'



'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mom were a gold-digging bimbo and your dad
were a rapist, what would you be then?'

Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'

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:ihit Go Spurs Go :ihit

[honestfool84]

hahahaha.
that is freaking hilarious.

hilarious.

[Los Spurs]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
are Celtics fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?'


'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.


The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
then who do you support?'



'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad
was a rapist, what would you be then?'

Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'

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:ihit Go Spurs Go :ihit





Not Nice :nope



























Good One! :lol

[Southwest Texas Fan]

:lol:lol:lol
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:owned

[lefty]

:lmao

[xtremesteven33]

Greatness

[Geeboy]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston , and trying
to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she's a Celtics fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too
are Celtics fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The
teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?'


'Because I'm not a Celtics fan,' she replied.


The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well, if you're not a Celtics fan,
then who do you support?'



'I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?'
'Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan
and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'That's no
reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad
was a rapist, what would you be then?'

Mary said, 'I'd be a Lakers fan.'

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:ihit Go Spurs Go :ihit




PAWNED!!!:lmao

[spursfan09]

Five hours away from getting the life support plug pulled, and this is the best you could come up with for your last words...:nope

5 hours away from winning the Conference finals and you just dream about Eva being a Lakers fan?

[Tradition]

More proof by spurs fans that the Lakers are back as the ultimate evil empire. :toast

[spursfan09]

More proof by spurs fans that the Lakers are back as the ultimate evil empire. :toast

how is that proof? man laker fans love to stroke thier egos. You are all so insecure

[lefty]

More proof by spurs fans that the Lakers are back as the ultimate evil empire. :toast

WTF

Relax it's just a joke

[urunobili]

:owned

[Cry Havoc]

Lame joke.

[sa_butta]

Funny, I got this email about the same time.