What I Learned Today

[Guru of Nothing]

I learned that I should not eat a sandwich while my mouth was still numb from from a visit to dentist's office (had to say so long to a 30 year-old filling).

Words cannot describe the crunching noise I heard when my incisors sank into my bottom lip. I did not feel a thing and I kept on eating, until I saw big spots of blood on the bite marks of the sandwich.

What did you learn today?

[MannyIsGod]

I learned not to open threads titled "What I learned today" while eating.

[ALVAREZ6]

I learned not to open threads titled "What I learned today" while eating.
HAHA :smokin :lol

That's funny Guru, you retard, that's gotta suck.

Sew the dentist!!

[Guru of Nothing]

Sew the dentist!!

Sue your English teacher.