Stern Wet Dream: Lakers vs Celtics [Archive]

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz

05-30-2008, 10:23 PM

America will go..."hey, this isn't Magic and Larry Bird like"

"This sucks!"

This will be about as exciting as the WCF in 2004, when Garnett became a no show against the Lakers reloaded.

greens

05-30-2008, 10:26 PM

Who do you guys think will win?

Duncan21MVP

05-30-2008, 10:26 PM

Thank god! A spurs vs Pistons final = boooring zzzz

Hmmm ... Last time we had a Finals Game 7 was Spurs-Pistons, and was a close game to the end. I guess the Lakers were also bored the year before when you played the Pistons ... you forgot to win.

greens

05-30-2008, 10:28 PM

I don't like the Celtics and I really cannot stand the Lakers. So I guess I'll be rooting for the Celtics. Oh well.

jaffies

05-30-2008, 10:29 PM

30 million Americans, eatin' their lunch from a single bowl in their parents basement, where they're livin'. Happy Birthday, we're forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move our jaws for us, help us get our sloppy food down our throats just came in their pants!!!

Deb

05-30-2008, 10:31 PM

Don't really like the Celts, but hate the Fakers so

GO CELTS GO

NewJerSpur

05-30-2008, 10:31 PM

I'm done watching basketball until next season, but I'm pulling for Boston. Garnett put up with a lot in Minnesota and is a great teammate (even if he can be an asswhole on the court at times). No Laker love here.

sedale threatt

05-30-2008, 10:35 PM

Lakers in six. Too much d, heart, coaching, bench, Kobe. Should be entertaining.

mVp

05-30-2008, 10:38 PM

Who do you guys think will win?

I hope they both lose, somehow.

lefty

05-30-2008, 10:39 PM

Stern's first erection in 75 years

ATXSPUR

05-30-2008, 10:40 PM

I hope there is an earthquake in la la land and beantown and both venues are destroyed...with nobody in them of course.

greens

05-30-2008, 10:40 PM

I hope they both lose, somehow.

Oh, I'd also like to see that.

But that won't happen. :lol

Capt Bringdown

05-30-2008, 10:40 PM

It should be an interesting matchup.

But I don't know what's more obnoxious, Kobe and PJ or Garnett's chest thumping, grab the jersey routine.

Could be the highest rated series in what, 30 years?

ATXSPUR

05-30-2008, 10:41 PM

Thank god! A spurs vs Pistons final = boooring zzzz

just like when the pistons bored you guys so much they kicked your ass in 5 games in 04?

1Parker1

05-30-2008, 10:41 PM

I hate the Celtics (Ray Allen and KG) and I hate the Lakers (From their Coach to their 12th man).

I can't even root for either team, but if I had to, I guess it'd be the Lakers since it's better to see the team that beat you at least be the one to win it all.

:pctoss

BlackSwordsMan

05-30-2008, 10:42 PM

Fucknig Gay Wow

porscha

05-30-2008, 10:42 PM

fixed..........disgusting

1Parker1

05-30-2008, 10:43 PM

Best defensive team in the league against the best offensive team in the league. And the #1 seeds from both conferences meet in the Finals. When was the last time that happened?

Of all the years for the Spurs not to have HCA :pctoss

completely deck

05-30-2008, 10:43 PM

Fucknig Gay Wow

Well put.

Capt Bringdown

05-30-2008, 10:45 PM

Of all the years for the Spurs not to have HCA :pctoss

Yup, I think the "coasting through the regular season" strategy is history.
Although with an aging Duncan and Manu, I don't think we have many other options at this point.

Dim Tuncan

05-30-2008, 10:48 PM

He got what he wanted!!http://www.twistedtopics.com/vb/images/smilies/masterbate.gif

Your sig is hilarious. A woman who pays her bills by getting sodomized on video :lmao

Sure wish Deauxma was a Laker fan :bking:lobt2::rollin:lmao:rollin:lobt2: :bking

milkyway21

05-30-2008, 10:49 PM

Celtics big 3 > Lakers* big 3

it was sight to see Bill Russell during games 1 of Spurs finals history.

So I'll cheer for them.

Go Celtics!

nomine

05-30-2008, 10:57 PM

Wow, with all the sour grapes in this place i'm surprised it hasn't imploded in a mess of sticky juicy purple.

NewJerSpur

05-30-2008, 10:59 PM

Sure would be funny if the series was over in 4 or 5, whichever team won, lol.

Deb

05-30-2008, 11:10 PM

Yep, I think we all wondered how the big meltdown could possibly have occurred.

Dim Tuncan

05-30-2008, 11:10 PM

fixed..........

http://www.tfhp.org/images/tinfoil-hat.jpg

Kriz-Maxima

05-30-2008, 11:11 PM

I'll be rooting for the Lakers.

baseline bum

05-30-2008, 11:13 PM

It should be an interesting matchup.

But I don't know what's more obnoxious, Kobe and PJ or Garnett's chest thumping, grab the jersey routine.

Could be the highest rated series in what, 30 years?

Why? Did Jordan join Boston or something?

adidas11

05-30-2008, 11:43 PM

I hate the fucking Celtics. More than anything else in pro sports.

Holt's Cat

05-30-2008, 11:54 PM

How fucking convenient.

Holt's Cat

05-30-2008, 11:57 PM

Stern gets Celtics v. Lakers.

And America yawned.

Holt's Cat

05-31-2008, 12:05 AM

Of course, half of America probably thinks Magic and Larry are still playing. Maybe there is a method to his madness.

ElNono

05-31-2008, 12:25 AM

This is terrible every which way you look at it. If the Lakers win, the is Kobe better than Jordan? nonsensical bullshit begins, plus Phil Jackson gets another ring.
If the Celtics win, then KG and Ray Ray get rings, and the media is gonna start: If KG had a Ginobili and a Parker would he had won more than TD?

This is awful guys.

NBA Junkie

05-31-2008, 12:29 AM

Could be the highest rated series in what, 30 years?

:lmao

Right, like this series will come anywhere close to the ratings the Bulls had during their heyday.

ancestron

05-31-2008, 12:30 AM

Didn't see this one coming.....

Supreme_Being

05-31-2008, 12:33 AM

It's like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea.

JWest596

05-31-2008, 03:04 AM

Thanks to Stern, the NBA is turning into rollerball and wrestling.

It's all about ratings and TV contracts.

He needs to go, no sport can sustain the taint and the smell that this Commissioner ignores and allows to continue.

Tyler_Durden

05-31-2008, 03:10 AM

so whats the line on game 1?

Darcus

05-31-2008, 03:25 AM

Celtics will get crushed.

Avitus1

05-31-2008, 03:33 AM

Who do you guys think will win?

Who has the bigger market?

Avitus1

05-31-2008, 03:34 AM

Slomo

05-31-2008, 05:29 AM

I'll be rooting for the Lakers.

That's a tough one for me, but I do hate Garnett just a little more than the KFC logo. So I guess I'm with you on this one... :depressed

kobyz

05-31-2008, 05:40 AM

i also want the lakers to win, more specific i want garnet to lose, but i think boston will win

Fake Dynasty

05-31-2008, 06:21 AM

That's a tough one for me, but I do hate Garnett just a little more than the KFC logo. So I guess I'm with you on this one... :depressed"KFC logo" lmao

carrecaminos

05-31-2008, 06:52 AM

I'm not going to watch this rigged finals.

Fuck the lakers
Fuck the Celtics
Fuck the NBA

And fuck Stern

WalterBenitez

05-31-2008, 07:07 AM

Suddenly green salad started to like me :D

m33p0

05-31-2008, 07:29 AM

fuhrer stern getting double penetrated. :lol

Spurs Brazil

05-31-2008, 08:21 AM

Fuck Stern and Lakers vs Celtics

I'm going to see my soccer team here in Brazil in the finals

Hook Dem

05-31-2008, 08:58 AM

Thank god! A spurs vs Pistons final = boooring zzzz

Don't you have some Celtics boards to troll? Begone!

Ghost Writer

05-31-2008, 01:37 PM

Rename The Finals "The Fixals."

IllegalAmigo

05-31-2008, 02:14 PM

Even I, a devout Lakers fan since the days of Jamaal Wilkes, Norm Nixon, et. al. thinks something's not right.

Hmmmm?

More than just a few questionable calls by the refs, isn't it peculiar that the Spurs would just lie down like dogs in all but one game? Isn't it strange that Manu played like he had no manos in all but one game? And is it not downright thought-provoking that the team as a whole blew chunks at the same time in a perfectly choreographed display of ankle-grabbing?

Hmmmm?

I think the Spurs are in on it too. I'm writing a letter to Ralph Nadar.