Kobe Quotes

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[E20]

Lmao

[DazedAndConfused]

lame

[Purple & Gold]

:sleep :sleep :sleep

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[E20]

Maybe if someone holds a sign with these quotes while he's shooting FT's, his hands will start to shake and he'll miss.

[BlackSwordsMan]

don't get it

[monosylab1k]

Maybe if someone holds a sign with these quotes while he's shooting FT's, his hands will start to shake and he'll miss.

:lmao

That quote makes me laugh every time, I mean I realize that probably any red-blooded male would be scared shitless if they were being questioned by detectives about rape accusations.....but it's just hilarious to read Kobe admitting it.

[DazedAndConfused]

:lmao

That quote makes me laugh every time, I mean I realize that probably any red-blooded male would be scared shitless if they were being questioned by detectives about rape accusations.....but it's just hilarious to read Kobe admitting it.

The hate is strong in this one.

[monosylab1k]

The hate is strong in this one.

Actually I don't hate Kobe at all. I've defended him plenty on this board.

It just pisses me off when he's compared to Jordan, because he isn't Jordan and he'll never be as great as Jordan.

And I'd be rooting for the Lakers right now if it weren't for the biggest bunch of bullshit collusion I've ever seen in my life.

[The Franchise]

Actually I don't hate Kobe at all. I've defended him plenty on this board.
It just pisses me off when he's compared to Jordan, because he isn't Jordan and he'll never be as great as Jordan.

And I'd be rooting for the Lakers right now if it weren't for the biggest bunch of bullshit collusion I've ever seen in my life. I agree with everything you said except the not hating him part. I hate any man who tells another mans buisness to make himself look like less of an ass. Shaq did it to!!!! :blah Little bitch.

[1Parker1]

:lmao Are those exactly from his transcripts??

Someone should post his quotes from preseason this year when he wanted a trade....

[DazedAndConfused]

Hate hate hate.

Just mad cuz the Lakeshow is on top again and you have to watch them dominate for the next 5 years.

[Emanuel20]

Hate hate hate.

Just mad cuz the Lakeshow is on top again and you have to watch them dominate for the next 5 years.

Not so cocky, please!:wow

[Capt Bringdown]

Love the part where he throws Shaq under the bus. Somehow I got a feeling Shaq's going to be rooting for the Celtics...

[ducks]

lame

:nope:nope:nope:nope

[Pero]

Wait, those are for real? :lol
I thought Mono made them up. :lmao

[Leetonidas]

This shit is real?

[monosylab1k]

Yeah all those quotes are for real.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004044shaq1.html

The blacked-out name in the second link in the paragraph regarding buying girls cars and stuff, has been confirmed as Shaq.

[J.T.]

lame

What's lame is someone like you tarnishing the good name of the film Dazed and Confused. Or the Zeppelin song. Either way, something awesome is made less cool because it's associated with your douchestained ass.

[J.T.]

Thread of the year btw, mono.

[David Wooderson]

What's lame is someone like you tarnishing the good name of the film Dazed and Confused.

Thanks J.T. :tu

[Lake_show]

Thats why your team is @ home Spur boys.

[Lakers_55]

Actually I don't hate Kobe at all. I've defended him plenty on this board.

It just pisses me off when he's compared to Jordan, because he isn't Jordan and he'll never be as great as Jordan.

And I'd be rooting for the Lakers right now if it weren't for the biggest bunch of bullshit collusion I've ever seen in my life.

Well, Kobe doesn't want to be compared to Jordan, he says it here, and this interview is obviously brand new. If he ever said he did, I am unaware. It's the writers announcers, and fans who compare him to MJ.

q4Epu-7ITO4

[David Wooderson]

Thats why your team is @ home Spur boys.

Our team is at home because she wouldn't let him cum on her face? :lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Well, Kobe doesn't want to be compared to Jordan, he says it here, and this interview is obviously brand new. If he ever said he did, I am unaware. It's the writers announcers, and fans who compare him to MJ.

q4Epu-7ITO4

Just b/c someone says something doesn't mean that it's true.

[DazedAndConfused]

Typical reaction of loser fans, make personal attacks against the guy that ended their season.

No Laker fan here is going to argue that Kobe is some sort of morally upstanding citizen. Clearly he is far from that, but that is none of my business as long as it doesn't affect the Lakers. And if you're going to hold him in that light while giving the rest of the NBA a pass it only shows how displaced your attention and hate are.

[Medvedenko]

These quote threads make me fucking laugh. No point in getting upset really. I'll take Kobe now and you can take Jordan then....

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

q4Epu-7ITO4
Just b/c someone says something doesn't mean that it's true.




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http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/kobe-bryant-may-buy-michael-jordan-chicago-mansion-14574

Kobe's had MJ on his mind forever :lol

[angelbelow]

lol

[The Franchise]

Just b/c someone says something doesn't mean that it's true.

Yeah, he said he didn't rape that girl.:p:

[Pero]

Typical reaction of loser fans, make personal attacks against the guy that ended their season.

No Laker fan here is going to argue that Kobe is some sort of morally upstanding citizen. Clearly he is far from that, but that is none of my business as long as it doesn't affect the Lakers. And if you're going to hold him in that light while giving the rest of the NBA a pass it only shows how displaced your attention and hate are.

Ok, so what did Jordan do to you? Did you lose a poker a game against him or something? :lol

[cornbread]

Typical reaction of loser fans, make personal attacks against the guy that ended their season.

No Laker fan here is going to argue that Kobe is some sort of morally upstanding citizen. Clearly he is far from that, but that is none of my business as long as it doesn't affect the Lakers. And if you're going to hold him in that light while giving the rest of the NBA a pass it only shows how displaced your attention and hate are.

Relax Princess. Even prison inmates give sex offenders a hard time.

[monosylab1k]

:elephant

[Spuradicator]

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

:lmao

Even laker fans have to appreciate how awesomely funny this was.

[Hemotivo]

:lmao

[Medvedenko]

]"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"[/B]

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

How can a guy who allegedly raped her even ask for the moneyshot. If you're already assualting her, don't you just do it. But yes, these are pretty funny and damning quotes. Oh well, really has 0% to do with basketball, but Mono if it makes you feel better, keep hating.

[Tradition]

:lmao:lmao Those quotes are fucking funny. Damn my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

[monosylab1k]

really has 0% to do with basketball

oh really? Last I checked Kobe was a basketball player.

I was making a thread showing quotes from a basketball player. Nothing more.

[Medvedenko]

oh really? Last I checked Kobe was a basketball player.

I was making a thread showing quotes from a basketball player. Nothing more.

Yeah, great logic really. Wow, you're the smartest person on this site.

[J.T.]

Our team is at home because she wouldn't let him cum on her face? :lmao

:lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Yeah, great logic really. Wow, you're the smartest person on this site.

It's the Great Slava!!!!!!!....:lmao....this man never passes, everywhere I watch him he's always a gunner. I enjoyed watching him mess a few games up....SLAVA......:lmao

[Twisted_Dawg]

Kobe has watched way too much porn in his lifetime.....

[Twisted_Dawg]

What fucker in his right mind would ever admit to a cop, social worker, lawyer, priest, et al..... that you wanted to cum in some chicks face?

[v2freak]

What I don't understand is how Kobe used to get all of this credit for "willing his team to the playoffs" despite having no talent around him (I'll ignore the fact that he was responsible for having no talent on the team). Now that he's got a #2 and #3 option and a solid bench, he, instead gets more praise. Something sounds contradictory.

Props on the thread, mono. :rollin

[Medvedenko]

What I don't understand is how Kobe used to get all of this credit for "willing his team to the playoffs" despite having no talent around him (I'll ignore the fact that he was responsible for having no talent on the team). Now that he's got a #2 and #3 option and a solid bench, he, instead gets more praise. Something sounds contradictory.

Props on the thread, mono. :rollin


Exactly...that's the contradiction. No one player carriers their team to the ring without having solid players around him. Look at KG, he was dominate on Minny but couldn't do shit in the playoffs. He gets some talent around him and he magically wins. Guess what, that's how it works.

[Avitus1]

LMAO thats hilarious.

[balli]

What fucker in his right mind would ever admit to a cop, social worker, lawyer, priest, et al..... that you wanted to cum in some chicks face?

Seriously? Who wouldn't want to proudly cum on some chicks face?

[Budkin]

FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Kobe Bryant: "I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

[balli]

[B]JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Kobe Bryant: "I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

We all have our lofty and our low moments. In any event, JFK probably ejaculated on plenty of faces in his day.

[YellowFever]

Latest Kobe Quote on rape:

"Yeah, man, I fucked them Spurs fans in the ass and they were whimpering.....kept talking about how it would have been different if Ginobili was healthy..."

[Bob Lanier]

How can a guy who allegedly raped her even ask for the moneyshot.
You, like every single other Laker fan on this website, appear not to understand what rape is.

Seriously? Who wouldn't want to proudly cum on some chicks face?
I wouldn't, but then I'm old; my suspicion is that this particular fetish was mostly developed among those raised on internet pornography, with its associated spiral of degeneracy. Perhaps in fifteen more years it will be common for web trolls to boast about their love for making their intimates eat shit out of a cup.

[Lake_show]

Kobe raped the Spurs thats all I know.

[der Kaiser]

Yeah all those quotes are for real.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004044shaq1.html

The blacked-out name in the second link in the paragraph regarding buying girls cars and stuff, has been confirmed as Shaq.


The Shaq part is funny as hell.

[dickface]

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

:lmao

[Twisted_Dawg]

Seriously? Who wouldn't want to proudly cum on some chicks face?

True. But you would only admit that to your closet perverted buddy.

Not something you would proclaim at the coffee machine at work....or to a cop asking you questions about some chick that says you raped her.

[dbreiden83080]

LOL, all actual quotes from that piece of crap

[monosylab1k]

bump

[z0sa]

kobe is a piece of dogshit. he raped a girl he didnt even find attractive.

[monosylab1k]

:elephant

[monosylab1k]

what the fuck?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Nice thread, OP.

At the very LEAST, Kobe is a lying, cheating scumbag who forgot his wife and daughter for the sake of his penis, then threw Shaq under a bus, then dissed his teammates and pleaded to be traded before they helped him to the Finals. He is the only member of team USA who is clearly playing for himself and not the team. He has no redeeming features except an incredible ability to put a ball in a basket. Fuck Kobe.

[The Franchise]

Nice thread, OP.

At the very LEAST, Kobe is a lying, cheating scumbag who forgot his wife and daughter for the sake of his penis, then threw Shaq under a bus, then dissed his teammates and pleaded to be traded before they helped him to the Finals. He is the only member of team USA who is clearly playing for himself and not the team. He has no redeeming features except an incredible ability to put a ball in a basket. Fuck Kobe.

Damn.:wow

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Damn.:wow

Yup, I really dislike Kobe as a human being for his actions.

However, I have seen him play some incredible basketball... I give him credit for that ability, but nothing else.

[The Franchise]

Yup, I really dislike Kobe as a human being for his actions.

However, I have seen him play some incredible basketball... I give him credit for that ability, but nothing else.

I couldn't agree with you more.:toast

[Showtime24 LAKERS]

yep, hate him because he's the best. jealousy!.

[TheMadHatter]

What's ironic is 99% of the things Kobe has done that he gets criticized for nearly EVERY player in the NBA is guilty of. You think he's the only one who's cheated on his wife? So naive......

[Mister Sinister]

yep, hate him because he's the best. jealousy!.
o_O This is just me, but I don't hate him because he's the best (He's not, anyway.) I hate him because he's a douchebag. I don't think anyone's denying that he's a phenomenal basketball player, but that doesn't stop him being a douchebag.

[monosylab1k]

What's ironic is 99% of the things Kobe has done that he gets criticized for nearly EVERY player in the NBA is guilty of. You think he's the only one who's cheated on his wife? So naive......

Prove it.

He's the only guy to do it, get accused of rape, make a complete crying little bitch of himself to the police, and rat out one of his teammates.

[TheMadHatter]

Prove it.

He's the only guy to do it, get accused of rape, make a complete crying little bitch of himself to the police, and rat out one of his teammates.

Well I can't vouch for the falsely accused of rape part, though this has happened to high profile athletes before. But the cheating on his wife part, which is ALL he was guilty of (if you really believe he raped her you are dumb as dirt), is widely known to be common practice in the NBA. And he never intentionally ratted Shaq out, he had no knowledge that private interrogations would ever become public knowledge.


ATHLETES WITH ILLEGITIMATE KIDS

THE HEAVYWEIGHTS
Shawn Kemp - 7 illegitimate kids by 6 women. Gives his nickname of the Reign Man new meaning.
Evander Holyfield - 9 illegitimate kids. "Heck I'm not even mad, I'm impressed!"
Ex-San Antonio Spur Willie Anderson - 9 illegitimate kids. If only his field goal percentage had been as high as his impregnation rate.
Derrick Thomas - 7 illegitimate kids by 5 women. He died at 33. Let's just leave it at that.
Ray Charles - Not an athlete, but still had 9 illegitimate kids and 12 total, which is quite impressive. Being blind must have made it tough to get that condom on.
UPDATE: Don't know how we missed this - thanks to a reader for pointing this out to us - Calvin Murphy reportedly had 14 illegitimate kids by 9 women. Wow.

THE MIDDLEWEIGHTS
Larry Johnson - 5 kids by 4 women. 3 are illegitimate.
Santonio Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids by two women, before leaving college.
Former Celtic Greg Minor - 3 illegitimate kids.
Ricky Williams - 3 illegitimate kids. Maybe that's why he smokes so much weed.
Priest Holmes - 3 illegitimate kids. You best keep running Priest.

THE LIGHTNING FAST GROUP
Willis McGahee - 3 illegitimate kids in 2 years in Buffalo. Not a lot to do in Buffalo, except make babies. Lots and lots of babies.

THE GUYS YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT GROUP
Walter Herrmann
Peja Stojakovic
Wizards Coach Eddie Jordan
NHL player Daniel Alfredsson
NHL player Richard Zednik
Mike Miller

THE FAMOUS OLD GUYS GROUP
Steve Garvey - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Dr. J - 2 illegitimate kids by 2 women.
Larry Bird
Isiah Thomas
Jim Palmer
Pete Rose

THE GETTING A HEAD START GROUP
Gary Sheffield - Had 2 illegitimate kids by age 17. Added a few more later on in life.

THE THAT'S JUST WRONG GROUP
Elijah Dukes - recently impregnated a 17-year-old foster child.

THE QB KIDS GROUP
Matt Leinart - already has one, my guess is he's working hard on another.
Tom Brady - his is on the way.

GUYS WITH AT LEAST ONE ILLEGITIMATE KID
Antawn Jamison
Chipper Jones
DeShawn Stevenson
Cliff Floyd
Mark Messier
Brian Urlacher
Rae Carruth - Yes, he fathered an illegitimate kid before the incident where he had his pregnant girlfriend gunned down.
Oscar De La Hoya
Juan Gonzalez
Andre Rison
David Justice
Alonzo Spellman
Dave Meggett
Gary Payton - If the glove doesn't fit...
Stephon Marbury
Jason Kidd
Allen Iverson
Latrell Sprewell
Juwan Howard
Kenny Anderson
Scottie Pippen
Hakeem Olajuwon
Patrick Ewing
Randy Johnson - by reader request. We missed him.

So in other words, the moral of the story is wrap it up tight. Unless you're a professional athlete. Then just do whatever the hell you want.

[monosylab1k]

not all those athletes are married. they didn't say bitch things like "i jerked off after she left" or "I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking" to police, and they never ratted out a teammate either.

You fail again.

[TheMadHatter]

not all those athletes are married. they didn't say bitch things like "i jerked off after she left" or "I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking" to police, and they never ratted out a teammate either.

You fail again.

A good number of them are. And these are only the ones who had CHILDREN due to their infidelities. If we take illegitimate kids out of the equation this number would skyrocket.

Are you really this naive about life little man? NBA athletes cheat on their wives on the road, this is common practice. Magic Johnson used to have members of the Laker staff scope out girls for him on the road and have them ready and waiting in his hotel rooms after games. You can't be this dumb.

[monosylab1k]

A good number of them are. And these are only the ones who had CHILDREN due to their infidelities. If we take illegitimate kids out of the equation this number would skyrocket.

Are you really this naive about life little man? NBA athletes cheat on their wives on the road, this is common practice. Magic Johnson used to have members of the Laker staff scope out girls for him on the road and have them ready and waiting in his hotel rooms after games. You can't be this dumb.

nobody gives a shit about that. you're the one justifying Kobe's cheating on his wife. nobody else said shit about that.

we're talking about him being a little bitch to the cops.

are you really this fucking stupid, little man?

[diego]

just because its "common knowledge" doesnt mean that kobe isnt an idiot. quite the contrary, if you are right and 99% are unfaithful, while only 2-3% get caught, then that means that kobe is on an elite level of idiocy. and dont tell me its because he is kobe bryant, shaq was a much bigger star and he did it all the time, without creating the mess kobe did. shit, kobe even admits that shaq tried to teach him how to do it right.

i dont really care if kobe was faithful or not. i do find it hilarious that he wasnt smart enough to do it without getting caught.

bottom line kobe is a dumb ass.

[TheMadHatter]

Looking for moral role models in NBA athletes is about as dumb as it gets. Unfortunately that's par for the course here on ST.

[monosylab1k]

Looking for moral role models in NBA athletes is about as dumb as it gets. Unfortunately that's par for the course here on ST.

This little faggot still doesn't get it. We're talking about something completely different and he's bringing up shit that nobody cares about. Unfortunately that's par for the course for a Lakers fan.

[monosylab1k]

i do find it hilarious that he wasnt smart enough to do it without getting caught.

bottom line kobe is a dumb ass.

:tu

[lefty]

yep, hate him because he's the best. jealousy!.

Ummm.... Duncan is still the best

[TheMadHatter]

There's nothing smart about cheating on your wife. I think it's a pretty shitty and dumb thing to do regardless of if you get caught.

[monosylab1k]

There's nothing smart about cheating on your wife. I think it's a pretty shitty and dumb thing to do regardless of if you get caught.

:lmao of course you do

[TheMadHatter]

:lmao of course you do

I do actually.

You won't have to worry about it though. Nobody will marry your ugly ass.

[monosylab1k]

I do actually.

You won't have to worry about it though. Nobody will marry your ugly ass.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ownage.

Lakers fans make it too easy for me.

I'm just glad Kobe was concerned over whether she was bleeding or not.

[The Franchise]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ownage.

Lakers fans make it too easy for me.

I'm just glad Kobe was concerned over whether she was bleeding or not.

That almost sounds like a confession.:lol

[baseline bum]

LMAO @ this thread. I thought the Mav fans just made this shit up when they posted it earlier.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I don't know why I'm bothering to respond to the MadHatter, who is obviously mentally deficient, but you are also conveniently ignoring the way he drove Shaq off, turned on his teammates before the season, plays selfishly in the US team, etc. The guy is a chronically selfish narcissistic douchbag... and he fucked the help in a hotel when he had a wife and baby daughter at home, and every reason not to do what he did, which also makes him an idiot.

[TheMadHatter]

He drove off Shaq? Nice revisionist history.

Shaq left because of money.....err lack of money that is. Buss did not want to pay him his hefty extension, and it was the right move to make. Shaq was also a titanic asshole and publicly called out Buss during a pre-season game saying something to the effect of "are you gonna fucking pay me now?". Real nice guy, it's funny how he seems to have burned bridges with every organization he's ever been with. It must be Kobe's fault :lmao.

Plays selfishly on Team USA? Another flaming pile of dog crap from RROS. He's doing exactly what he's told to do, play lock down defense and shoot the 3 ball. If anything he's looking to pass on nearly every play.....I guess it's not enough that we are blowing teams out by 30-40 every night.

Cheating on his wife. Spot on. He's an idiot, but so are you.

[jack sommerset]

He told the police "i jerked off when she left" greatness

[baseline bum]

He drove off Shaq? Nice revisionist history.

Shaq left because of money.....err lack of money that is. Buss did not want to pay him his hefty extension, and it was the right move to make. Shaq was also a titanic asshole and publicly called out Buss during a pre-season game saying something to the effect of "are you gonna fucking pay me now?". Real nice guy, it's funny how he seems to have burned bridges with every organization he's ever been with. It must be Kobe's fault :lmao.

Plays selfishly on Team USA? Another flaming pile of dog crap from RROS. He's doing exactly what he's told to do, play lock down defense and shoot the 3 ball. If anything he's looking to pass on nearly every play.....I guess it's not enough that we are blowing teams out by 30-40 every night.

Cheating on his wife. Spot on. He's an idiot, but so are you.

Fucking Laker fans live for revisionist history (see all the talk about their supporting cast being dogshit when they were hyping it all season and playoffs). Kobe used the Clippers to force the Shaq trade, and then signed with the Lakers the day after the deal!

[TheMadHatter]

Fucking Laker fans live for revisionist history (see all the talk about their supporting cast being dogshit when they were hyping it all season and playoffs). Kobe used the Clippers to force the Shaq trade, and then signed with the Lakers the day after the deal!

No Kobe used the Clippers to gain leverage in negotiating his own contract, which includes a no-trade clause that nobody else in the league has.

Stop being dumb.

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lumber_fail.jpg

[baseline bum]

Ever heard of Occam's Razor?

Shaq traded July 14th, 2004
Kobe Brynat re-signs July 15th, 2004

[TheMadHatter]

Ever heard of Occam's Razor?

Shaq traded July 14th, 2004
Kobe Brynat re-signs July 15th, 2004

Sure.

Shaq wanted money, Buss didn't want to pay. Shaq felt disrespected and left. Doesn't get any simpler than that.

[monosylab1k]

I guess it's about time to bump this thread.

[dirk4mvp]

lol

[monosylab1k]

:lmao

[Culburn369]

June, 2009, the 15th attained....Jazz, Rockets, Nuggets, Magic, stuck, head first, straight into the earth.

[redzero]

I read half of the transcript. Shit was so awkward.

[ezau]

This should be the Thread of the Year. Love this. Props to the TS.

[BeeGee]

Surprise! A Mavs/Spurs fan creates a thread with Kobe somewhere in the title. But I get it. Dirk's love affair/false pregnancy with that neanderthal black dude, Josh Howards buffoonery, and Mark Cuban's redundant whining don't combine to be as interesting as Kobe's fuckery.

Well, that and the fact that we own you muthafuckas.... I get it.

[Fpoonsie]

nobody gives a shit about that. you're the one justifying Kobe's cheating on his wife. nobody else said shit about that.

we're talking about him being a little bitch to the cops.

are you really this fucking stupid, little man?

:lol

THAT reminds me of THIS...

mYkeNArR0gA

[spursfan09]

Are these actual quotes?

[ezau]

Surprise! A Mavs/Spurs fan creates a thread with Kobe somewhere in the title. But I get it. Dirk's love affair/false pregnancy with that neanderthal black dude, Josh Howards buffoonery, and Mark Cuban's redundant whining don't combine to be as interesting as Kobe's fuckery.

Well, that and the fact that we own you muthafuckas.... I get it.

There goes your God Kobe broadcasting those stupid quotes all over the world. One hell of a player, pile of a crap as a human being. Tee hee

[hater]

"I thought it was her vagina"

[Culburn369]

Tee hee

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[ezau]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

Yes you do. Now you can go back doing self-fellatio. Tee hee

[Culburn369]

Yes you do. Now you can go back doing self-fellatio. Tee hee

eh.

[ezau]

eh.

Fail Response.

[Culburn369]

Fail Response.

...not necessa, it has you enthralled middle of the nite, eh.

tee, hee.

[hater]

looks like culburn's meds wore off

[Culburn369]

looks like culburn's meds wore off

The "meds routine", hater?

Please.

[hater]

The "meds routine", hater?

Please.

6 more hours dude

[Culburn369]

"I'm going to continue to push and push, and if my teammates can keep up, they will," Bryant says, "if they can't, then they probably won't be here."

eh!

[benefactor]

lmao this thread.

[Dunc n Dave]

Yes you do. Now you can go back doing self-fellatio. Tee hee

That was last month when he kept bumping his own Culburn appreciation thread with his lame poetry.

Nothing worse than a self promoter, but we've come to expect that from the Lakers and their fans.

[Culburn369]

That was last month when he kept bumping his own Culburn appreciation thread with his lame poetry.

Nothing worse than a self promoter, but we've come to expect that from the Lakers and their fans.

Dunc!!!!!!!! Sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!!!!!

Give old Cubby two or three words that'll change me life.

[Dunc n Dave]

Dunc!!!!!!!! Sweetheart!!!!!!!!!!! Pumpkinpuss!!!!!!!!!!

Give old Cubby two or three words that'll change me life.

Go.. Fuck.. Yourself...:toast

[Culburn369]

Go.. Fuck.. Yourself...:toast

What good would it do you...Lee would still miss that layup and I'd still have lodged my 15th. Face it, daddy-O, yer holdin' the dirty end of the proverbial stick.

Woo Hoo!

[Dunc n Dave]

What good would it do you...Lee would still miss that layup and I'd still have lodged my 15th. Face it, daddy-O, yer holdin' the dirty end of the proverbial stick.

Woo Hoo!

You sure are obssessed with the words "lodged" and "stick." I just figured I'd tell you where to lodge that stick, since you can't seem to face reality.

[Culburn369]

You sure are obssessed with the words "lodged" and "stick." I just figured I'd tell you where to lodge that stick, since you can't seem to face reality.

& you're enraptured with my ass.

tee, hee.

[Dunc n Dave]

& you're enraptured with my ass.

tee, hee.

Cully, you're getting me confused with lakaluva again. Remember he's the one you keep complimenting on his lodging ability.

I guess it's hard for a man whore to keep his sticks straight, huh?

[Culburn369]

Cully, you're getting me confused with lakaluva again. Remember he's the one you keep complimenting on his lodging ability.

I guess it's hard for a man whore to keep his sticks straight, huh?

Just you quit worshiping my lunchbucket.

[Culburn369]

[It's late in the first half of Game 1 at Staples Center, and Bryant is on one of those rolls. He sticks one jumper, then another. At times like these, he says, he can sense the fear in his opponent, in this case 6' 6" swingman Mickael Pietrus. "They get kind of nervous and are scared to touch you," Bryant explains. "It's no fun playing against players like that." He prefers a confident opponent. "It becomes more fun for you," he says, "because it becomes a challenge."]

tee, hee.

[Kobe™]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/2584299959_04f4e5e24c_o.jpg

[DisAsTerBot]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/2584299959_04f4e5e24c_o.jpg

damn, looks like pierce is working him pretty good!

[Culburn369]

- "Go ahead and scream---ain't nobody gonna hear ya."

[Culburn369]

Finally, the moment-his moment-is here. There is 1:12 left in Game 5, and the Lakers have both the ball and a 95-84 lead. Once again, Bryant has been superb. He has hit big shots, including an acrobatic runner across the lane, coming right to left, switching hands in midair, eluding the 6' 11" Howard's reach and then hitting a soft banker before crashing onto his back; it called to mind Jordan's iconic levitating, right-to-left midair layup against the Lakers in the 1991 Finals.

[Culburn369]

Now it is before Game 5, and it seems as if every camera in Amway Arena is trained on Bryant. His eyes are hooded, his jaw is set. This is what he came for. When Bynum says of Bryant, "Only he knows what motivates him," well, that's not really true at all. Don't we all know what motivates Bryant? As Fisher says, "He wants to be the best player to have ever played this game. That's what he works at every day."

[Morg1411]

looks like culburn's meds wore off

He's on meds? Dude needs to up the fucking dosage.

[Frank Lucas]

:lmao

[F_U_Buddy]

:lmao


none of those Kobe quotes are damning in my opinion. Remember the context in which Kobe brought up Shaq. It's not like the cops pulled out a recorder and said ok tell us about Shaq. Kobe didn't know he was being secretly recorded. That's the key right there. So him saying some "between" us shit to some bullshit detectives isn't the same. If I was facing rape allegations (of a white chic no less) facing 20 to life on some shit I knew was false you better dam well believe that I would say anything to convince those cops that I was being truthful. In fact the reason I beleive Kobe... is that not only did he bring up all sorts of other bullshit but he also did what people typically don't do...tell about other chics he's banged. He gave the cops at least 2 names of other chics one in NYC that he was banging. So to me that was keeping it real...we all sit back and say I wouldn't have said this or that but bullshit your asses would have done what you needed to do...so have the hate for another topic...:lobt2:

[monosylab1k]

It's not like the cops pulled out a recorder and said ok tell us about Shaq. Kobe didn't know he was being secretly recorded.

I'm no expert on police work, but I'm pretty sure that anybody with a brain knows that when the cops interrogate you, they're going to keep a record of everything you say.

[monosylab1k]

Just to make sure we have another Kobe thread on the first page.

[BadOdor]

Now, I'm not gonna deny that kobe is a snitch, but with the new alligations about shaq's and zrena's wife that came out, does anyone not think that if you cheat with your friend's wife, you deserve all you get?

Bro's before hoes, sons.

[HarlemHeat37]

It's funny that all of this is out for people to see, but they blindly ignore it..

[MiamiHeat]

"I'm tired of being a sidekick", Kobe Bryant said to Phil Jackson, telling Jackson that Shaquille's presence on the Lakers would affect his decision to stay.

[HarlemHeat37]

"'You're not gonna believe this,' [Mitch Kupchak] said, telling me about Kobe and the rape allegations in Colorado. Was I surprised? Yes, but not entirely. Kobe can be consumed with surprising anger, which he's displayed toward me and his teammates...

Probably the best Kobe-related quote..very telling about Kobe's anger and behavior towards people..Phil Jackson has spent as much time with him as anybody, he would have an idea..

[MiamiHeat]

"'You're not gonna believe this,' [Mitch Kupchak] said, telling me about Kobe and the rape allegations in Colorado. Was I surprised? Yes, but not entirely. Kobe can be consumed with surprising anger, which he's displayed toward me and his teammates...

Probably the best Kobe-related quote..very telling about Kobe's anger and behavior towards people..Phil Jackson has spent as much time with him as anybody, he would have an idea..

:wow:wow
ouch.


although, correct me if I am wrong, didn't Phil Jackson say something about not being surprised about the rape? im not sure

[ChrisRichards]

:wow:wow
ouch.


although, correct me if I am wrong, didn't Phil Jackson say something about not being surprised about the rape? im not sure
yeah, he did say this.

[monosylab1k]

A Top-5 greatest thread in NBA Forum history needs a bump :tu

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Nigga a straight busta and a snitch.

And yo, I rep the Lakers, but that nigga is wack. Shit, if he pulled that shit in our set Hoover Deuce, Ray Ray would have that busta eating a potato off the barrel of a glock, you feel me?

[HarlemHeat37]

Definitely a HOF thread..mono should get a Spur for this TBH..

Watching Laker fans defend OJ is so pathetic..so delusional..

[Cane]

Interesting thread. Here's some of Sloan's comments recently on Kobe that the TNT crew also talked about:


SALT LAKE CITY -- If there was even a slight chance the Lakers would be complacent with a 3-0 lead and look ahead to the Phoenix Suns, Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan may have done them a favor by using a curious analogy to describe Kobe Bryant.

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"He draws so much attention," Sloan said Sunday. "You give too much help, somebody else is open. If you don't give enough help, he's got what he wants; kind of like Miss America. She gets what she wants."

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/news/story?id=5178758

[TampaDude]

kind of like Miss America. She gets what she wants.

...and even if she doesn't want it, Kobe gonna give it to her. :lol

[Cane]

"'You're not gonna believe this,' [Mitch Kupchak] said, telling me about Kobe and the rape allegations in Colorado. Was I surprised? Yes, but not entirely. Kobe can be consumed with surprising anger, which he's displayed toward me and his teammates...

Probably the best Kobe-related quote..very telling about Kobe's anger and behavior towards people..Phil Jackson has spent as much time with him as anybody, he would have an idea..

Damn!

[Baseline]

Yeah all those quotes are for real.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea1.html

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1004044shaq1.html

The blacked-out name in the second link in the paragraph regarding buying girls cars and stuff, has been confirmed as Shaq.

Yes, these are quotes from the Police Report in Colorado.

Every NBA fan should read them, and definitely every Laker fan. People all over the city of Los Angeles actually wear this guy's jersey. It's absolutely unbelievable.

[monosylab1k]

bump

[peteee]

bump
sup, my korean nigga.

[mingus]

Kobe Bryant's career will be defined more by how he lost than how he won when it's all said and done. only true basketball fans will realize this. i think from a talent perspective, he's as good as Jordan ever was, but he was/is/always will be an immature little bitch and mentally weak. i've said it before: when the ship is supposed to sail, he's an incredible captain, but when it's supposed to sink, he's the first one to abandon ship. Jordan lost repeatedly for the first seven seasons of his career, but he took it like a man.Kobe, in his team's three craptacular season spanning from '04-07, he was jumping ship by the end of it, throwing his team and his fans under the bus, in what culminated in completely giving the game away in '07 versus the Suns in the playoffs. the fact that Laker fans are still on still on this guys jock after getting thrown under the bus, and not on not on Gasol's, makes them about as much as this guy's little bitch slut as that ho that he buttfucked in Denver.

[Giuseppe]

Jordan

And had to sit for a year for gambling.

In for penny, in for pound, Ming.

[monosylab1k]

And had to sit for a year for gambling.

In for penny, in for pound, Ming.

unofficial and never proven.

this shit here, however, is in a fuckin police report -


"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[mingus]

And had to sit for a year for gambling.

In for penny, in for pound, Ming.

evidence?

thought so, bitch. i only go by evidence Guseppe or whatever the fuck u call urself.

[Giuseppe]

unofficial and never proven.

But true nonetheless.

[mingus]

Kobe probably asked her if he could cum on her face so he could lick it off.

[Giuseppe]

evidence?

thought so, bitch. i only go by evidence Guseppe or whatever the fuck u call urself.

Yep, your precious MJ took it in the shorts for gambling.

ha, ha.

[monosylab1k]

Kobe probably asked her if he could cum on her face so he could lick it off.

:lol not proven, but true nonetheless.

[monosylab1k]

But true nonetheless.

can you post some documents proving it?

I can prove all of this -


"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[Giuseppe]

The Heat,,,,stealin' that cookie.

tee, hee.

You had it won, Mono. In the bag, and then,,,,,,,,you didn't.

Poof! Just like that.

[mingus]

i didn't realize Kobe threw shaq under the bus like that. and he was ready to "do anything" to keep it private. he sounds like a fuckin' crack head. he was ready to suck some dick in a bathroom stall in a half-way house if he had to.

[monosylab1k]

The Heat,,,,stealin' that cookie.

tee, hee.

You had it won, Mono. In the bag, and then,,,,,,,,you didn't.

Poof! Just like that.

stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

^Ming, gettin' his fantasy on.

[Giuseppe]

stay on topic.

So, Mono, does your mother have a big bush?

[mingus]

i'm pretty sure Kobe was prepared to take it up the ass if he had to. he may have, but to no avail.

[monosylab1k]

So, Mono, does your mother have a big bush?

make a thread about it and I'll let you know.

until then, stay on topic.

[Giuseppe]

Whereas you did take it up the ass from the Suns.

[Giuseppe]

make a thread about it and I'll let you know.

until then, stay on topic.

No seriously, Mono, did ya ever catch her and father all bowed up and goin' at it, and then stuck around beatin' yer meat?

[mingus]

Whereas you did take it up the ass from the Suns.

ever fan has taken it up the ass at some time. how'd it feel walking out of the Forum for good in '99 with a destroyed asshole?

[mingus]

at this point you probably wheel urself around like the oldass you are though so it doesn't matter.

[Giuseppe]

ever fan has taken it up the ass at some time.

But, the Suns? And the worst part for ya's? They made ya like it.

[monosylab1k]

No seriously, Mono, did ya ever catch her and father all bowed up and goin' at it, and then stuck around beatin' yer meat?

stay on topic

[Giuseppe]

at this point you probably wheel urself around like the oldass you are though so it doesn't matter.

And Mono's ma is my caregiver and dookie wiper.

[clambake]

lots of lakerfan suffering in this thread.

[mingus]

And Mono's ma is my caregiver and dookie wiper.

lmao

[Giuseppe]

stay on topic

How bout your father, Mono, ya ever get a glimpse of his package?

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[mingus]

But, the Suns? And the worst part for ya's? They made ya like it.

i didn't expect any different with a guy like RJ on this team. it fit the personality of the team this year. i was prepared for the moment.

[clambake]

i didn't expect any different with a guy like RJ on this team. it fit the personality of the team this year. i was prepared for the moment.

don't let them distract you.

[cobbler]

Just like a Maverick fan... O for life so let's bring out some 6 year old shit to rehash over and over again as if it has any relevance to today's game.

[Giuseppe]

don't let them distract you.

Yeah, Ming, don't let us distract you from Mono sniffin' his mother's drawers.

[monosylab1k]

Just like a Maverick fan... O for life so let's bring out some 6 year old shit to rehash over and over again as if it has any relevance to today's game.

stay on topic



"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[monosylab1k]

Yeah, Ming, don't let us distract you from Mono sniffin' his mother's drawers.

Fantasizin again, eh Cully? You fucking pedophile you.

stay on topic



"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[Giuseppe]

Mono bed his mother, Mono bed his mother, Mono is O & Forever.

[Giuseppe]

Fantasizin again, eh Cully?

stay on topic

Of course. So, does your mom have a half a crack, or, a full crack, Mono?

[monosylab1k]

Of course.

knew it.



"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

[Giuseppe]

knew it.

Your mother's pelt got me.

[cobbler]

Of course. So, does your mom have a half a crack, or, a full crack, Mono?

Or simply on crack.

[manufan10]

Kobe probably asked her if he could cum on her face so he could lick it off.


:lol not proven, but true nonetheless.

:lmao
:lmao
:lmao
:lmao

[Giuseppe]

Or simply on crack.

Mono is probably a crack baby. Look how he acts on this Board.

[dirk4mvp]

Just like a Maverick fan... O for life so let's bring out some 6 year old shit to rehash over and over again as if it has any relevance to today's game.

Just like a Laker fan... Made look like a sissy cuck when asked to prove something and continues to get splooged upon to the point in which they take the 3rd grade route and throw out mom jokes.

[Höfner]

"She didn't bleed, did she?"


:lmao Kobe raped the shit out of her. Literally

[Giuseppe]

"She didn't bleed, did she?"


:lmao Kobe raped the shit out of her. Literally

The Suns used the same maneuver on you a month ago.

tee, hee.

[dirk4mvp]

The Suns used the same maneuver on you a month ago.

tee, hee.

Does Katie girl have a fat juicy donk?

[manufan10]

Just like a Laker fan... Made look like a sissy cuck when asked to prove something and continues to get splooged upon to the point in which they take the 3rd grade route and throw out mom jokes.

Your mom!

[Giuseppe]

Just like a Laker fan... Made look like a sissy cuck when asked to prove something and continues to get splooged upon to the point in which they take the 3rd grade route and throw out mom jokes.

What, there are rules here, a line not to cross?

Please.

Nothing is sacred.

[Giuseppe]

Does Katie girl have a fat juicy donk?

lmcontrollinao!

It'll never end.

[Greg Oden]

If I was discussing Phil Collins' evolution as a musical artist, while watching Katie girl staring at Elisa Cutbert's asshole, I would tell Katie girl to not only stare at it, but to eat it.

http://picturehosting.com/images/Alan888/chinatown.jpg

[Giuseppe]

I still got it. I had it 15 years ago, and 15 years later, The Castleberry still has it.

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greg Oden]

still have what? a limp wang? when katie girl wants a big dose of love paint, she knows where to come.

[Giuseppe]

still have what? a limp wang? when katie girl wants a big dose of love paint, she knows where to come.

What's the matter, don't it float?

tee, hee.

[redzero]

If I was discussing Phil Collins' evolution as a musical artist, while watching Katie girl staring at Elisa Cutbert's asshole, I would tell Katie girl to not only stare at it, but to eat it.

http://picturehosting.com/images/Alan888/chinatown.jpg

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[Giuseppe]

The mother stuff always gets the goatage.

tee, hee.

[Greg Oden]

The katie girl lovepocket always gets my wang tingling.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

tee, hee.

lmemulatedao!

[Giuseppe]

Well, I turned out Mono's light.

lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

[Höfner]

The Suns used the same maneuver on you a month ago.

tee, hee.

The sun is soo hot though

[Greg Oden]

well, i turned out mono's light.

Lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

+1

[monosylab1k]

Well, I turned out Mono's light.

lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

crofl I'm not Greg Oden :lol

lmmistakenidentityao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

+1

Don't try charmin' me, fartface. I ain't in a charmin' mood.

[Giuseppe]

crofl I'm not Greg Oden :lol

lmmistakenidentityao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mono returns!

lmcontrollinao!

[Booharv]

Wow, this transcript is a real page turner. I'm on page 42 and I can't turn away even though I need to go to bed.

[Wifebeater]

:lmao at you pathetic losers. Asking bitches if you can cum in their faces.

[Giuseppe]

:lmao at you pathetic losers. Asking bitches if you can cum in their faces.

Half the fun is asking.

tee, hee.

[TampaDude]

Half the fun is asking.

tee, hee.

+1

You're gonna cum on her face anyway... :lol

[Giuseppe]

Hell yeah,,,,,"no" just makes me squint harder and concentrate more to achieve my nut.

[Greg Oden]

Hell yeah,,,,,"no" just makes me squint harder and concentrate more to achieve my nut.

tbh, Katie girl has never said no. And when I started pumping onto her face, after like 30 seconds of it, she was like....."It'll never end"

[Giuseppe]

tbh, Katie girl has never said no.

Please.

You got the wrong Katie-girl.

[midnightpulp]

Good thread

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol

[midnightpulp]

Very good thread.

It shows that under real pressure, not unimportant pressure like whether or not you'll sink a shot playing a kid's game, that Kobe is anything but clutch, and will crack and resort to snitching if he thinks it'll save his ass.

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

:cry hopefully this rehab doesn't go as badly as the last one.

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:cry hopefully this rehab doesn't go as badly as the last one.

Though in the backwash he garnered 4 & 5, 15 & 16.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao I jerked off when she left :lol..

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:lmao I jerked off when she left :lol..

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

[Clipper Nation]

:cry "Three years ago when I was re-signing they should have told me they wanted to rebuild." :cry

:cry "At this point I'll go play on Pluto." :cry

:cry "Dr. Buss said that. And I haven't said anything for years because I've always felt like folks were just looking to create controversy. Now I know. I realize what extent [the Lakers] will go to, to cover themselves." :cry

:cry "Promises made to make this team better have not been kept, so where does that leave me?" :cry

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:cry "Three years ago when I was re-signing they should have told me they wanted to rebuild." :cry

:cry "At this point I'll go play on Pluto." :cry

:cry "Dr. Buss said that. And I haven't said anything for years because I've always felt like folks were just looking to create controversy. Now I know. I realize what extent [the Lakers] will go to, to cover themselves." :cry

:cry "Promises made to make this team better have not been kept, so where does that leave me?" :cry

That too was enroute to:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[spurraider21]

Hm i actually reread this thread, and Giuseppe > Thread by a mile

[LkrFan]

So, Mono, does your mother have a big bush?
:lol

[LkrFan]

How bout your father, Mono, ya ever get a glimpse of his package?
:lol

[Thebesteva]

LOL Kobe...he also didnt use a condom...smart guy

[rayjayjohnson]

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

Ive got plenty of room tho, none of my boys raped like your Kobe

[BlackSwordsMan]

''We'll be there in June''

Let us proceed

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could cum in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could cum in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

tbh

[AchillesHeel]

tbh

:lol Kirby snitching on Shaq was the funniest part.

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Kobe Bryant's career will be defined more by how he lost than how he won when it's all said and done. only true basketball fans will realize this. i think from a talent perspective, he's as good as Jordan ever was, but he was/is/always will be an immature little bitch and mentally weak. i've said it before: when the ship is supposed to sail, he's an incredible captain, but when it's supposed to sink, he's the first one to abandon ship. Jordan lost repeatedly for the first seven seasons of his career, but he took it like a man.Kobe, in his team's three craptacular season spanning from '04-07, he was jumping ship by the end of it, throwing his team and his fans under the bus, in what culminated in completely giving the game away in '07 versus the Suns in the playoffs. the fact that Laker fans are still on still on this guys jock after getting thrown under the bus, and not on not on Gasol's, makes them about as much as this guy's little bitch slut as that ho that he buttfucked in Denver.



Boy... you said a mouth full in this one.