Headline: Spurs Say, "Joey Crawford Sucks"

[GSH]

Face it, most late draft picks never amount to anything. So if there is an opportunity to use one for a unique opportunity, shouldn't we do it? There is a draft prospect that is predicted to go very late, named Joe Crawford. Wouldn't it be worthwhile to pick him and then let him go, just to see headlines that say, "Spurs Fire Joey Crawford"?

There's another prospect that may not even get drafted, named Duncan. Maybe we could invite him to camp and let him do the honors. The headlines would read,
"Duncan Terminates Joey Crawford".

Or... we might even tell the reporter the reason why we let him go. The headlines would read,
Spurs Say, "Joey Crawford Sucks".

Maybe we could give the guy a contract, and then buy it out, so the headlines would say,
"Spurs Pay Off Joey Crawford".

If he failed to get a contract with any other team, the headlines would say,
"No One Wants Joey Crawford In The NBA".

Wouldn't that be a lot more fun than reading a bunch of posts about some guy that never really had a chance to make the team?

[ChumpDumper]

What's his vertical?

[GSH]

The Joey Crawford Anti-Defamation League (JCADL) is dedicated to the fair and equitable treatment of all persons named Joey Crawford everywhere. We at the JCADL wish to express our outrage at these types of baseless generalizations. And we would like to put an end to the presumption that all persons named Joey Crawford are washed up, combative, bald old men with the judgement of a Jonas Brothers groupie.

We also deplore the practice of hiring and firing Joey Crawfords for purely comedic purposes. The truth is that not all Joey Crawfords are male, and many are not even bald.

[Editor's Note:] An anonymous JCADL official, who identified himself only as "Joey Crawford" reminded us that the entertainer Joey Heatherton was, for several years, married to a man whose last name was Crawford. "She was named Joey Crawford for years," he said. "She may have been washed up," he added, "but she wasn't bald. And she rarely exhbited exceptionally bad judgement. Unless you count all those Serta Perfect Sleeper commercials. Look... the point is we don't all want to be thought of that way, just because of one bad apple."

[VinnyTestesVerde]

biggest stretch for a one-time joke ever :lol

[CubanSucks]

:lol:king:ihit:p::(:rolleyes:lobt2::lobt2::flag::s leep:depressed:married::(:p::ihit:bking:flag::wake up:toast joey crawford is a no good poopoo head