Draft Prospect: Jackie Moon

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Full Name: Jackie Moon
Position: Guard / Forward / Owner / Mascot
Height/Weight: 6-5 / 260
Birthdate: May 29, 1968
High School: Flint HS
College: None

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[BruceBowenFan]

i hear he is a great free throw shooter

[Bartleby]

Spurs should try to trade up to get this guy because he will be long gone by the late first round.

[j-6]

I love the Bruise Brother in the background.

[MoSpur]

I'm all for this one.

[thekingrobert]

as long as he leaves the bear he's a great pick

[whottt]

Hell yeah. Anyone that doesn't want this dude on the Spurs is an idiot.


#1. He invented the alley oop and from all appearances appears to be the greatest alley oop passing bigman in NBA history.

Who can forget the 27 consecutive alley-oops(in a row no less) he passed against our very own Spurs to lead his Tropics to a dramatic come from behind victory over our very own Spurs in the final game of the season. And while that game wasn't pressure for us...he was under an intense amount of pressure.

And wouldn't it be nice to be the team on the giving end of the alley-oops for a change?


#2. This guy is a natural born promoter and if anyone can get our Spurs on the mainstream American map...and produce some finals ratings, it'll be this guy. And since our team is now being colluded against by the NBA and the refs because of our poor ratings performances in the finals and general lack of popularity...it's actually a factor in us winning a championship. I for one can't think of a cheaper way of attaining this sort of impact than in the form of a vet min type single player.



#3. He uses the patented Rick Barry FT Shooting Technique, which has been proven to be the most superior form of FT shooting. Given our team struggles mightily in that area this, guy could only serve to improve our FT shooting, even if it's just by the setting the example that to be a great FT shooter, you have to be commited to it(and be willing to humiliate yourself).



#4. He's better than Scola.



I'm sold. You'd have to be a complete moron to not pick this guy up if he's available.

[whottt]

as long as he leaves the bear he's a great pick



False...

Bear = ratings.

Ratings = championships.


See the bigger picture.

[exstatic]

Jamario's light skinned brotha. Sign him up. :lol

[Spurtacus]

Worth a shot. He's old. Should fit right in with his experience.

[jag]

He's not foreign enough.

[Tigole Bitties]

Do it.

Guy won't puke under pressure (unless punched in the jejunum).

[spurscenter]

He is also great on camera.

Hope we draft him

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[dg7md]

This movie blew.

[Avitus1]

Jackie Moon would be an awesome pick. Not only would he give us someone who understands how the game should be played. It would also give us someone who could do the intros every game!

[angelbelow]

he wears number 33 too, usually those players turn out to be pretty good.

[rasho8]

Will Ferrell sucks dick, and now you suck as well.

This thread delivers nothing but fail and a shitty movie.

[MoSpur]

Calm down. It was just a joke.

[Medvedenko]

Hell yeah. Anyone that doesn't want this dude on the Spurs is an idiot.


#1. He invented the alley oop and from all appearances appears to be the greatest alley oop passing bigman in NBA history.

Who can forget the 27 consecutive alley-oops(in a row no less) he passed against our very own Spurs to lead his Tropics to a dramatic come from behind victory over our very own Spurs in the final game of the season. And while that game wasn't pressure for us...he was under an intense amount of pressure.

And wouldn't it be nice to be the team on the giving end of the alley-oops for a change?


#2. This guy is a natural born promoter and if anyone can get our Spurs on the mainstream American map...and produce some finals ratings, it'll be this guy. And since our team is now being colluded against by the NBA and the refs because of our poor ratings performances in the finals and general lack of popularity...it's actually a factor in us winning a championship. I for one can't think of a cheaper way of attaining this sort of impact than in the form of a vet min type single player.



#3. He uses the patented Rick Barry FT Shooting Technique, which has been proven to be the most superior form of FT shooting. Given our team struggles mightily in that area this, guy could only serve to improve our FT shooting, even if it's just by the setting the example that to be a great FT shooter, you have to be commited to it(and be willing to humiliate yourself).



#4. He's better than Scola.



I'm sold. You'd have to be a complete moron to not pick this guy up if he's available.

Got to admit Whottt...that's a pretty funny post and deserves kudos.

[ashbeeigh]

He is the true essence of what the Spurs used to be circe Hemisfair Arena.

[J.T.]

It was that fucking Semi-Pro movie that jinxed the Spurs!

[spurscenter]

It was that fucking Semi-Pro movie that jinxed the Spurs!

lol