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Useruser666
01-28-2005, 04:15 PM
Good thing he didn't have 60 can's of prune juice! :lol

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

Ananova:
Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

bigzak25
01-28-2005, 04:23 PM
it's an awesome story....i love beer....you can do ANYTHING with beer!!!

johnny00
01-28-2005, 04:23 PM
Is this the same guy that was stuck on an island had 375 boxes of wheat brand muffins and built a bridge out of..... no never mind different guy.

Solid D
01-28-2005, 04:44 PM
The Homer Simpsons of the world salute you.

whottt
01-28-2005, 04:58 PM
Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain

I bet...

Ed Helicopter Jones
01-28-2005, 07:15 PM
I think I have a new hero.

Mark in Austin
01-28-2005, 08:08 PM
:lol