I just burned the shit out of my thumb

[50 cent]

I was steaming some broccoli and opened the lid and burnt my thumb with the steam really badly.

How do I get rid of this pain? I have had ice on it for over 30 minutes, taken 2 Tylenol and the pain is still almost unbearable.

[mrsmaalox]

Man burns like that hurt for a long time. You did all the right things.

[peewee's lovechild]

Piss on your thumb.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait, that may be for a jelleyfish sting.

[Heath Ledger]

I call bullshit we need picture proof..

[peewee's lovechild]

Piss on it anyway.

It will amuse me.

[monosylab1k]

drink a bottle of cheap whiskey.

[O-Factor]

Walk it off

[O-Factor]

Or better yet, get your girl to go down on you. That'll take your mind off of it.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Rub some 'Tussin in it!!" - Chris Rock

[balli]

drink a bottle of cheap whiskey.

That's probably the best answer you'll find. Although fuck that rail shit, I'd at least get some Jack.

[Ginobilly]

clean your wound with water and soap first. Then clean it with iodine and apply some aloe vera or burn cream. Bandage it up. Buy some weed, go to an Arabian store to buy a blunt, roll that bitch up. Buy a bottle of Jack and steal some vicodin from a family member. Drink up, smoke away, and pop 1 pill. You will sleep like a baby and rest up. Repeat for to 2 days. After the 2nd day your skin on your thumb should harden and you should discard of your bandages and the pain should subside by then. Good Luck and don't steam veggies anymore, use a microwave instead. Just place your veggies in a microwave safe bowl, add about a cup of water, cover it and place it on high for 2 mins.

[Taco]

Piss on your thumb.


Wait, that may be for a jelleyfish sting.




Piss on it anyway.

It will amuse me.

:lmao


Rub some butter on it!!

[Chief]

clean your wound with water and soap first. Then clean it with iodine and apply some aloe vera or burn cream. Bandage it up. Buy some weed, go to an Arabian store to buy a blunt, roll that bitch up. Buy a bottle of Jack and steal some vicodin from a family member. Drink up, smoke away, and pop 1 pill. You will sleep like a baby and rest up. Repeat for to 2 days. After the 2nd day your skin on your thumb should harden and you should discard of your bandages and the pain should subside by then. Good Luck and don't steam veggies anymore, use a microwave instead. Just place your veggies in a microwave safe bowl, add about a cup of water, cover it and place it on high for 2 mins.

^^ bingo, keyword is bandage (really tight) and aloe vera cream

[BigZak]

that was great ginobilly...:lmao


even down to the fucking vegetables...

[Blake]

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[Blake]

clean your wound with water and soap first. Then clean it with iodine and apply some aloe vera or burn cream. Bandage it up. Buy some weed, go to an Arabian store to buy a blunt, roll that bitch up. Buy a bottle of Jack and steal some vicodin from a family member. Drink up, smoke away, and pop 1 pill. You will sleep like a baby and rest up. Repeat for to 2 days. After the 2nd day your skin on your thumb should harden and you should discard of your bandages and the pain should subside by then. Good Luck and don't steam veggies anymore, use a microwave instead. Just place your veggies in a microwave safe bowl, add about a cup of water, cover it and place it on high for 2 mins.

now thats funny right there......:lol

[nsrammstein]

your a pussy, I once burned my hand when I was cutting a piece of steel with a blowtorch try getting some red hot steel on the palm on your hand and then now your talking, just rub some dirt on it and walk it off you worthless piece of shit!

[Don Quixote]

Wuss. Get back on my broccoli!

[Chief]

your a pussy, I once burned my hand when I was cutting a piece of steel with a blowtorch try getting some red hot steel on the palm on your hand and then now your talking, just rub some dirt on it and walk it off you worthless piece of shit!

damn that's harsh

insurance companies must love you

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

"Rub some 'Tussin in it!!" - Chris Rock

:lol

[nsrammstein]

suck on your thumb and pretend its a cock it should make the pain go away! I am sorry but I find it hliarious that you must dial 911 because you got burned while cooking broccoli, my dad used to put out his cigarrets on my hand when I caused trouble all he did after was telling me to rub some lard on it

[E20]

Rub some toothpaste on the part that is burned.

[RashoFan]

Spray windex on the burn.



















Please don't really do that!

[Brutalis]

Ahh you have two options.

Take a few shots of something strong, that actually works.

Goto the store in the med isle, there's stuff for burns. I forget the name but it's in a green bottle, Aloe something. I burned my arm bad, and used a bunch of that on it and it did the trick.

[E20]

Yeah, so I suggest you dont' listen to anybody except me: rub some toofpaste on it.

[FromWayDowntown]

You had shit in your thumb?

[ShoogarBear]

I don't think he can type any more.

Seriously, that thing is going to hurt for a long time no matter what.

Don't put ice on it--you can actually get frostburn on top of the burn if you're not careful. Cold water is okay.

If it blisters or skins starts to slough off, I would take it to the doctor to be seen.

[T Park]

Aloe vera spray.

Thats the only thing that I know of that can help out a bit.

[50 cent]

Aloe Vera worked pretty well. Finally stopped burning after about 2 hours.

[marini martini]

Aloe Vera worked pretty well. Finally stopped burning after about 2 days.

Thank the lords:worthy: