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timvp
01-28-2005, 06:56 PM
Ever know anyone with a funny name. I have a business associate in India who has the first name Wannaporn. That's a tough one to beat.

:smokin

Spurminator
01-28-2005, 06:59 PM
I used to work with someone with the last name Heimendong... not sure how it was spelled, but it was pronounced like that.

baseline bum
01-28-2005, 08:23 PM
I went to high school with a dude named Mike Hawk.

Ed Helicopter Jones
01-28-2005, 09:37 PM
I remember there was this actress named Suzie Sprinkles.










Not much of an actress actually.

ALVAREZ6
01-28-2005, 09:46 PM
Mo Lester

Mike Roch

Jekka
01-28-2005, 11:55 PM
No one beats Deadroach. Pronounced "dee-ahd-roh-shay". She was in a wedding my friend went to. Shithead, pronounced "shi-thay-id" is a traditional Irish-Gaelic name.

ShoogarBear
01-29-2005, 12:00 AM
Igna Ramos.

No, I did not make that up.

desflood
01-29-2005, 06:48 AM
I have a friend whose last name is Heiney ("That's pronounced HAY-nee, dammit!")

samikeyp
01-29-2005, 08:22 AM
Made a reservation once for a "Harry Tuul" (Last name pronounced "tool")

johnny00
01-29-2005, 08:25 AM
Reminds me of some of the great 007 names... Alotta Pussy was the best.
Not to be out done Austin Powers' Ivana Humpalot

samikeyp
01-29-2005, 08:39 AM
Reminds me of some of the great 007 names... Alotta Pussy was the best.

actually...that was Pussy Galore.

ALVAREZ6
01-29-2005, 09:41 AM
You guys forgot Dixie Normous from Goldmember.

ShoogarBear
01-29-2005, 10:12 AM
There was an Alotta Fagina in one of the Austin Powers movies, I think.

Favorite movie line of all time:

"I'm Pussy Galore."

"But of course you are . . . "

ShoogarBear
01-29-2005, 10:13 AM
This being Texas, you guys have to mention Ima Hogg.

Drachen
01-29-2005, 11:15 AM
I think I may have a few to top them all. I was working at citibank when I was 18 (phone customer service) and I was just out of training, still in OJT when I received a call. Now over the course of a call we were required to say the customers name at least twice. One of the first calls I got was from Mr. Dikfuk. Yeah, I had to say that twice while basically still in training, and all at the mature age of 18! A couple of weeks later I had a call from Mr Mihunglo, and if that wasnt enough, his mothers maiden name was lyngho. Now on the maiden name I would have gone with "leeng-ho" for the pronunciation, but he was the one who said it (when I asked for verification), and he pronounced it "lying-ho."

Lovely

ShoogarBear
01-29-2005, 12:05 PM
Methinks those calls were from co-workers.