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Fillmoe
06-04-2008, 12:14 PM
I hope Texas falls into the gulf of Mexico.

Fillmoe
06-04-2008, 12:16 PM
Matter of fact, I am emailing the governor of California now. I am going to start a petition to break California off from the United States of America. The rest of the Californians and myself are tired of financially supporting the rest of the country.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!

BacktoBasics
06-04-2008, 12:17 PM
I don't think this is going to go much better than your last abortion.

Fillmoe
06-04-2008, 12:19 PM
Shut up hoe, and get back to mowing my lawn. I dont pay you to have an opinion, I pay you to work.

Anti.Hero
06-04-2008, 12:30 PM
Matter of fact, I am emailing the governor of California now. I am going to start a petition to break California off from the United States of America. The rest of the Californians and myself are tired of financially supporting the rest of the country.

FUCK ALL OF YOU!

You can't even support your own state. WTF are you talking about?

midgetonadonkey
06-04-2008, 12:32 PM
California has a better chance of falling into the Pacific. The whole state is one big fault line.

mrsmaalox
06-04-2008, 12:48 PM
California has a better chance of falling into the Pacific. The whole state is one big fault line.

Plus all the vermin in the country head that way and then they can't go any further. The state is so heavy it will break off shortly.

u2sarajevo
06-04-2008, 12:50 PM
Thank God there is an Oklahoma with it's sucking power so strong it keeps us from actually doing that (falling into the Gulf). Oklahoma sucks, and we are all glad it does.

remingtonbo2001
06-04-2008, 12:58 PM
Please, take Mexico with you.

You can call it Mexifornia.

Fillmoe
06-04-2008, 01:01 PM
We are having a hard enough time to get the Mexicans to leave California as it is. Do we really want to encourage more of them to come over? FUCKS NO!

I already got a landscaper, don't need another one.

Slomo
06-04-2008, 01:03 PM
Matter of fact, I am emailing the governor of California now. I am going to start a petition to break California off from the United States of America...

:lmao

According to seismologists this will happen sooner or later. Not quite the way you're hoping though...

remingtonbo2001
06-04-2008, 01:05 PM
As a matter of fact you can take Arizona, and Nevada along with you.

Don't care for those states either.


Let's go ahead and throw in Utah while we're at it.


Now, get off our land, otherwise we'll shoot.


I hear they got some good land down in Antartica.

Fillmoe
06-04-2008, 01:08 PM
:lmao

According to seismologists this will happen sooner or later. Not quite the way you're hoping though...

The sooner the better. I need to start a revolution.

midgetonadonkey
06-04-2008, 01:20 PM
We are having a hard enough time to get the Mexicans to leave California as it is. Do we really want to encourage more of them to come over? FUCKS NO!

I already got a landscaper, don't need another one.

Mexicans>>>>Indians

balli
06-04-2008, 01:23 PM
Let's go ahead and throw in Utah while we're at it.

Outside of Alaska (maybe) we're the coolest state in the union, geographically anyway

http://caltechbook.library.caltech.edu/207/01/swhikes/photos/phneo5.JPG
http://k53.pbase.com/v3/80/340980/1/44855224.canyoneering05_0039_86.jpg
http://people.westminstercollege.edu/faculty/mrubinfeld/photos/Westminster%20framed%20by%20the%20Wasatch.jpg

http://travel.utah.gov/images/ChristmasMeadows_thumbnail.jpg
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/17287/wm/pd700520.jpg
http://www.olwm.com/promotion-includes/southern-utah/images/southern-utah-16.jpg
http://www.southernutahdevelopment.com/images/DoubleArchAlcoveimg.jpg
http://aura.gaia.com/photos/37/364316/large/Grand_Staircase-Escalante_National_Monument.jpg
http://www.visitusa.com/utah/images/pinevalleymountainspic.jpg

http://www.altaperuvian.com/images/mtsupsnw.jpg
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/salt-lake-city-city-guide-ga-1c.jpg

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/22/us/RIVER_600.jpg

ashbeeigh
06-04-2008, 01:31 PM
Did you forget the password to the troll forum fillmoe?

remingtonbo2001
06-04-2008, 01:42 PM
Utah is very beautiful.

However, if I want Arizona, Nevada, Mexico and Fillmoe's rotten rat infested ass gone, I had to throw in something to sweeten the deal.

It's politics. :downspin:

angel_luv
06-04-2008, 01:50 PM
Utah is very beautiful.

However, if I want Arizona, Nevada, Mexico and Fillmoe's rotten rat infested ass gone, I had to throw in something to sweeten the deal.

It's politics. :downspin:

Keep Utah. Send him Schlitterbaun in exchange for Disneyland. :)

balli
06-04-2008, 01:52 PM
I had to throw in something to sweeten the deal.

It's politics. :downspin:

Gotcha, but I guess that's dependant on Tink himself liking my state. I doubt he does... although we are in pretty good fiscal shape.

Spurminator
06-04-2008, 03:13 PM
http://caltechbook.library.caltech.edu/207/01/swhikes/photos/phneo5.JPG


That is one big taint.

E20
06-04-2008, 03:26 PM
We're not against rap.

We're not against rappers.

But what we are against, is those goddamn thugs.


CALIFORNIA LOVEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoGatos.
06-04-2008, 03:35 PM
Outside of Alaska (maybe) we're the coolest state in the union, geographically anyway

http://caltechbook.library.caltech.edu/207/01/swhikes/photos/phneo5.JPG

Tpark's stomach?

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 03:45 PM
The rest of the Californians and myself are tired of financially supporting the rest of the country.

You mean the state that fired it's previous Governor because it was financially bankrupt only to elect and inept Governor that has done nothing to get the state out of the financial mess that it was previously in?

Break of California and shove it up your ass.

Seriously, give it a try.

remingtonbo2001
06-04-2008, 03:48 PM
Keep Utah. Send him Schlitterbaun in exchange for Disneyland. :)

What!?! :pctoss

Never.


We make our stand at Schlitterbaun.

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 03:53 PM
We make our stand at Schlitterbaun.

Overcrowded.

Overrated.

That place sucks.

SpursWoman
06-04-2008, 03:53 PM
:makeout

tlongII
06-04-2008, 03:56 PM
I'm just glad nobody knows anything about Oregon.

balli
06-04-2008, 03:56 PM
Knott's Berry Farm is way cooler than Disneyland anyway.

remingtonbo2001
06-04-2008, 03:57 PM
You can take my freedom

But you will never take Schlitterbaun.

remingtonbo2001
06-04-2008, 03:59 PM
I'm just glad nobody knows anything about Oregon.

Mt. Hood and Hood River, OR.


Oh, I know the secrets of the NW.

CuckingFunt
06-04-2008, 04:01 PM
California has a better chance of falling into the Pacific. The whole state is one big fault line.

We don't even have to actually fall into the Pacific -- there's a tsunami siren where I live, so we could just be swallowed up.

balli
06-04-2008, 04:02 PM
I'm just glad nobody knows anything about Oregon.


Anyone read Kesey?

CuckingFunt
06-04-2008, 04:04 PM
Keep Utah. Send him Schlitterbaun in exchange for Disneyland. :)

Sorry, but hell no. You want to get rid of California? Fine. But we're keeping damn Disneyland.

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 04:15 PM
We don't even have to actually fall into the Pacific -- there's a tsunami siren where I live, so we could just be swallowed up.

Western Cali wouldn't fall into the ocean.

It would shift towards the north.

There are no converging tectonic plates in Cali.

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 04:15 PM
I'm just glad nobody knows anything about Oregon.

The state where people fuck their sheep.

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 04:16 PM
I drop turds in Shlitterbaun's water when no one is looking.

CuckingFunt
06-04-2008, 04:22 PM
Western Cali wouldn't fall into the ocean.

It would shift towards the north.

There are no converging tectonic plates in Cali.

I wasn't talking about falling into the ocean, I was talking about being flooded by a major tsunami.

balli
06-04-2008, 04:22 PM
I drop turds in Shlitterbaun's water when no one is looking.

Shouldn't it be Shitterbaun then?

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 04:28 PM
I wasn't talking about falling into the ocean, I was talking about being flooded by a major tsunami.

That's a possibility, I'm not sure if such a thing would really happen as that part would be shifting up.

I'd be interested to see what the scientists have to say on this matter.

tlongII
06-04-2008, 04:30 PM
The state where people fuck their sheep.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

peewee's lovechild
06-04-2008, 04:32 PM
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

I'll just let you have all the fun.

baseline bum
06-04-2008, 04:43 PM
Knott's Berry Farm is way cooler than Disneyland anyway.

Magic Mountain >> Knott's

CuckingFunt
06-04-2008, 04:47 PM
Magic Mountain >> Knott's

Magic Mountain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Knott's Berry Farm.

Hell, even California Adventure >>>> Knott's Berry Farm.

But, without question, Disneyland >>>>>>> all.

baseline bum
06-04-2008, 04:59 PM
No way is Disneyland even comparable to Magic Mountain.

Magic Mountain has like 10-15 world class roller-coasters, and Goliath, Tatsu, and X by themselves make Magic Mountain own any park not named Cedar's Point.

InRareForm
06-04-2008, 05:06 PM
Going on Tatsu is amazing.

First Row position it looks like you are flying like Peter Pan

http://mjsb4life.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/Tatsu1.jpg

baseline bum
06-04-2008, 05:14 PM
Going on Tatsu is amazing.

First Row position it looks like you are flying like Peter Pan

http://mjsb4life.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/Tatsu1.jpg

The beginning is awesome, when all you can see is the ground below.

Tatsu
u_eKfNi2T24

baseline bum
06-04-2008, 05:24 PM
Here's a video of X from Magic Mountain...

thSK4tb8siY

CuckingFunt
06-04-2008, 06:42 PM
No way is Disneyland even comparable to Magic Mountain.

Magic Mountain has like 10-15 world class roller-coasters, and Goliath, Tatsu, and X by themselves make Magic Mountain own any park not named Cedar's Point.

I only recently started liking roller coasters, so Magic Mountain just brings back memories from growing up in LA of being dragged on rides I didn't like when I went with my friends.

However, even though I would now be more willing to go on some of the big coasters than I used to be, I still prefer Disneyland. There's something boring to me about a big empty park with big metal roller coasters -- I like that Disneyland puts you in a whole separate world.

The sone
06-04-2008, 08:11 PM
Anyone read Kesey?

fo' Sheesey!

ShoogarBear
06-04-2008, 08:55 PM
Well, this thread turned into a surprising win.

Mister Sinister
06-04-2008, 09:01 PM
Mm. Well, I'm sure I'll survive it, being in Chicago and all.

ShoogarBear
06-04-2008, 09:07 PM
Yeah, just watch out for them cows.

http://photos.innersource.com/media/15695/l/Chicago-Fire%2c-1871.jpg

Brutalis
06-04-2008, 09:17 PM
baseline those rides look fun but how can you tolerate the people freaking out. the second one i had to stop. -shivers-

Mister Sinister
06-04-2008, 09:19 PM
:lol Thanks, Shoog.