Mooning Gone Wrong

[MoSpur]

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=52d65895-03ff-4cdf-8dd1-8144e20ff58a

UTRECHT, Netherlands - Utrecht police say a 21-year-old Dutch man is recovering after a "mooning" that went horribly wrong.

A police statement says the man and two others had run down a street in Utrecht with their pants pulled down in the back "for a joke."

It says that at one point the 21-year-old "pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant" that broke and resulted in "deep wounds to his derriere."

The statement released Tuesday says police detained the three men after the incident Sunday morning. But the cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.

The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital.

[Don Quixote]

And the moral of the story is ... ?

[timvp]

And the moral of the story is ... ?alamo50 took the loss hard.

[ShoogarBear]

And the moral of the story is ... ?

Pass on getting the glass in the ass.

[Brutalis]

Idiots when you moon you take your pants off avoiding any tripping resulting in injury. It's bright and clear as day in the damn mooning guide.

[The Moon]

Sometimes mooning ain't all it is cracked up to be.

[pawe]

he's going to be the butt of the joke for the next few days.

[marini martini]

How do explain a scar on your ass to your kid? I was dancing to the devil in the pail moonlight?

[peewee's lovechild]

in the pail moonlight

[MoSpur]

This thread turned out to be pretty funny.

[The sone]

"what what in the butt"...

[Don Quixote]

He should assss-k before he does something like this again.

[MoSpur]

I guess crack can kill you.

[Extra Stout]

And the moral of the story is ... ?
Don't put your crack in the window if there's already one there.

[Extra Stout]

And the moral of the story is ... ?
Turn the other cheek.

[MateoNeygro]

this did turn out to be a pretty funny thread

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

What a pane in the ass.

[thispego]

How do explain a scar on your ass to your kid?
i dont have kids.. uhh... do children often see their parents bare-assed?

[tlongII]

Hey Kobe, how does his ass taste?

[ShoogarBear]

What a pane in the ass.

We have to get a statue of limitations ruling here.

[Don Quixote]

I guess the culprit lives by the seat of his pants.

[Don Quixote]

This restaurant must be in a bad part of town -- one can see the bums through the window.

[MoSpur]

What a butt-munch!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

We have to get a statue of limitations ruling here.

First cousin to the Statue of Liberty?