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nsrammstein
06-05-2008, 02:18 AM
I got this massive headache and I've been throwing up all day long, I feel very tired too!

over the weekend i hate some tomatoes

Brutalis
06-05-2008, 04:17 AM
tell us how the trip to the big h went

TDMVPDPOY
06-05-2008, 06:14 AM
they are nice man with 2dolla pork rolls...

Taco
06-05-2008, 07:42 AM
I got this massive headache and I've been throwing up all day long, I feel very tired too!

over the weekend i hate some tomatoes

MAYBE YOUR PREGGOS :vomit:

remingtonbo2001
06-05-2008, 10:39 AM
Did you save the tomatoes, or the reciept from the place which you bought them?


If so, can I represent your case?

E-Coli
06-05-2008, 11:13 AM
I got this massive headache and I've been throwing up all day long, I feel very tired too!

over the weekend i hate some tomatoes

Hope you feel better. Stay off red meat for awhile.

Don Quixote
06-05-2008, 11:26 AM
Did you save the tomatoes, or the reciept from the place which you bought them?


If so, can I represent your case?

You do tort?

I still need to get lawyered up for that incident back in Feb. when some elderly out-of-towner crossed 3 lanes of traffic, causing me to rear-end him. Naturally, I got the ticket.

MoSpur
06-05-2008, 11:38 AM
I hope you feel better. You might want to go get checked out just in case.

mrsmaalox
06-05-2008, 11:53 AM
Do you have the trots, too?

remingtonbo2001
06-05-2008, 12:26 PM
You do tort?

I still need to get lawyered up for that incident back in Feb. when some elderly out-of-towner crossed 3 lanes of traffic, causing me to rear-end him. Naturally, I got the ticket.

How hard could it be? :downspin:

Ginobilly
06-05-2008, 12:57 PM
I got this massive headache and I've been throwing up all day long, I feel very tired too!

over the weekend i hate some tomatoes

My advice to you is to go to the Doctor and get some antibiotics. A year ago I was finishing and contacted Salmonella by handling a Turtle I caught by accident. I must of not washed my hands. I started off with headaches, diarrhea, and nausea. After the second day, my spine started hurting and I was really miserable. I couldn't sit in one spot without moving to find a comfort spot.
Go to doctor and quick before this bacterial infection gets to your spine.

ashbeeigh
06-05-2008, 01:01 PM
whatever it is, get it taken care of quick. A girl I worked with had food posioning and a liver infection and was out of work for a good month.

nsrammstein
06-05-2008, 01:04 PM
I couldn't sleep last night at all I kept moving around to find a comfort spot, right now my face hurts a lot and my head feels like it was just hit by a hammer :(

Don Quixote
06-05-2008, 01:07 PM
G O

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T H E

D O C T O R

M O R O N

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-05-2008, 01:18 PM
No, don't go to the doctor. You'll be fine.
































That'll learn ya for stealing my avatar.

Ginobilly
06-05-2008, 01:19 PM
I couldn't sleep last night at all I kept moving around to find a comfort spot, right now my face hurts a lot and my head feels like it was just hit by a hammer :(

The bacterial infection probably already reached your spine. Get yo ass to the doctor asap!! Pronto! People have actually died from Salmonella. Salmonella.....Doesn't that sound Italian?

Don Quixote
06-05-2008, 01:20 PM
Yeah, really.

Is he Blaze's relative? Who is their daddy? They look like brothers ...

ashbeeigh
06-05-2008, 01:24 PM
That'll learn ya for stealing my avatar.

I had to edit my post the first time :lol I put "blah blah blah, JB."

Don Quixote
06-05-2008, 01:27 PM
How hard could it be? :downspin:

If you're interested, I can help get you involved in the huge class-actions against the Army Corps of Engineers, the New Orleans Levee Board, and FEMA. Could you make me rich?

nsrammstein
06-05-2008, 01:33 PM
yeah from time to time I get chills and abdominal pain I will go to the doc this afternoon

midgetonadonkey
06-05-2008, 01:40 PM
I spent a week in the hospital about 10 years ago with salmonella poisoning. It was bad. Get the fuck off the computer and run your ass to the ER now!!!

Don't wait or you WILL die.

nsrammstein
06-05-2008, 02:46 PM
update : I just had an empanada with strawberry jelly inside and a glass of coke and i threw up everything :(

Extra Stout
06-05-2008, 02:51 PM
Dude, when you get close to death, will you be sure to log on and spend your dying moments trying to post something? That would be cool.

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-05-2008, 02:54 PM
Dude, when you get close to death, will you be sure to log on and spend your dying moments trying to post something? That would be cool.

Told you he was hardcore. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Vedas)

degenerate_gambler
06-05-2008, 02:55 PM
update : I just had an empanada with strawberry jelly inside and a glass of coke and i threw up everything :(



there's your problem...always eat an empanada with a big glass of cold milk.

nsrammstein
06-05-2008, 02:56 PM
im not dying i just have a fever and a headache

Spurfect
06-05-2008, 06:37 PM
im not dying i just have a fever and a headache

so was that your diagnoses? :wtf

nsrammstein
06-05-2008, 09:11 PM
so was that your diagnoses? :wtf

No, I meant to say that I was not going to die from Salmonella and the high fever and headache I have right now....

Don Quixote
06-05-2008, 10:22 PM
Dude, when you get close to death, will you be sure to log on and spend your dying moments trying to post something? That would be cool.

How existential! I'm sure that's the way to find meaning in life.

Anti.Hero
06-06-2008, 06:08 AM
I heard on the radio there was an outbreak in Texas just recently. No joke.

CharlieMac
06-06-2008, 06:30 AM
I spent the night in the ER the other night thanks to Red Lobster. I threw up a lot and had the ass pee going on for a day straight. I went through a couple of bags of IV in the ER. You need to go dude.

Taco
06-06-2008, 10:17 AM
update : I just had an empanada with strawberry jelly inside and a glass of coke and i threw up everything :(

WHERE DA FUCK DID YOU GET AND EMPANADA WITH STRAWBERRY JELLY?

WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!!

YOU SHOULD HAVE DRANK LECHE

mrsmaalox
06-06-2008, 11:30 AM
I spent the night in the ER the other night thanks to Red Lobster. I threw up a lot and had the ass pee going on for a day straight. I went through a couple of bags of IV in the ER. You need to go dude.

:wtf :wtf