Ouch!

[ashbeeigh]

I'm the only one in the office right now, one of my co-workers is at a meeting downtown and another is out running errands. I had to pee so bad that I made a mad dash up the stairs to the bathroom. I waited for a few seconds in my normally empty bathroom for some group of girls to change into their westside hoochie clothes. I finished up and was on my way downstairs when my slingback heals caught the back of my jeans on the first step down. I tried to catch myself at the start of the fall but midway down I decided to give up....it was a good thing I have a big butt because if I didn't I would have not only hit both knees and shines, but my head! It made a huge thump and people from all three floors heard it. How embarassing! And now I'm telling all of you. :lol Anyway. I sat and composed myself for a few seconds and came back to my office to look at my legs....I'm just glad i can walk! It hurt! Oh my gosh.




:cry

[BacktoBasics]

You should have deployed your funbags.

[ashbeeigh]

You should have deployed your funbags.

Not an option this go around.

[BigZak]

if you need a massage...pm me...:tu

[mrsmaalox]

if you need a massage...pm me...:tu

Ash, you may want to take him up on that. Tomorrow you are going to feel like hammered shit!

[Slydragon]

Big butt you say......http://cdn-www.answerbag.com/images/answers/471862/1699235/tmb_BurnsExcellentSticker.jpg

[bendmz]

:ttiwwp:

[Spurfect]

:ttiwwp:

screw that.. get this on youtube!

[1369]

:ttiwwp:

What he said.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[The sone]

should have taken those ninja classes at junior college...

[stretch]

your a fucking dumbass

[stretch]

boo hoo

:cry

[marini martini]

I had to pee so bad that I made a mad dash up the stairs to the bathroom. I waited for a few seconds in my normally empty bathroom for some group of girls to change into their westside hoochie clothes.

I guess that's what you get for making fun of the Westside girls & their hoochie clothes, in your impure thoughts!:nope

:lmao