Finally, you can pee easy on the golf course...

[leemajors]

http://www.uroclub.org/details.html

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Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use. To start with, the UroClub™ is designed from a light weight resin with a molded grip. The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.



The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.



The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!



The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.



Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.



Length: Like a standard 7 Iron

[CosmicCowboy]

AND it's not just for guys! Pick up the phone and order RIGHT NOW and we'll throw in the AMAZING P-Mate for your wife or girlfriend so she can use it TOO!! just pay shipping and handling!

http://www.amazon.com/P-Mate-Female-Disposable-Urine-Director/dp/B000R8YAH4/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-7654369-6396423?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1212771779&sr=8-1

[Sausage]

Wow! And with Father's Day around the corner, what says "I Love You Dad" like the Uroclub. I'm going to order one RIGHT NOW.

[ORION]

:rollin

[Don Quixote]

I've always just peed behind a bush. Pooped, too.

[CosmicCowboy]

I've always just peed behind a bush. Pooped, too.

LOL me too, at least the pee part. So do you carry toilet paper in your golf bag or just use leaves and grass?

Just wondering golfers...if you hook your drive into the rough and it lands in Don Quixote's turd, do you have to play it where it lies or can you drop a new ball?

[MoSpur]

That is dumb

[Don Quixote]

I'm tuff, and use leaves. And I bury my stuff, thankyou.

[ORION]

I've always just peed behind a bush. Pooped, too.

I just use my hollow leg

[mrsmaalox]

A gadget like that could be useful I suppose, but why carry that thing full of pee around with you? It should have a removable plug at the bottom. And then you just stand there and pee flows thru to the ground. No mess to empty!

[leemajors]

A gadget like that could be useful I suppose, but why carry that thing full of pee around with you? It should have a removable plug at the bottom. And then you just stand there and pee flows thru to the ground. No mess to empty!

at first glance I assumed it was merely a vehicle. I guess it's for the Howard Hughes type.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Man, my uncles could have used those things a few years back. All four of my dads brothers are pretty avid golfers. They used to do an annual trip to some fairly nice places, though a big part of the trip was usually spent drinking and seeing who could hit a ball straight while hung over. As they were going up the fairway my uncle Danny decided he needed to take a leak and ducked off into the bushes. As he whizzed, he heard someone coming up behinid him and figured it was one of his brothers trying to screw with him. Well he decided to get the drop on the person sneaking up on him instead. With his business still in progress he spun, lept out from the bushes while yelling out loud, and found himself pissing on the shoes of a rather shocked couple in their sixties. They were incredibly good sports about it in that they didn't call the cops, but my uncles were escorted out of there rather promptly.

[tlongII]

That thing ain't big enough for me.

[JoeChalupa]

Something tells me this is going to add strokes to many players score.

[JoeChalupa]

That thing ain't big enough for me.

You need a putter.

[JoeChalupa]

If it leaks I'd be tee'd off.

[JoeChalupa]

How many would you like to order sir? "FOUR!"