What injury will Kobe "come back" from?

[ShoogarBear]

You know he isn't going to let Paul Pierce have the glory. This will be a poll . . .

[bigfundamental21]

I couldn't help but pick pregnancy because that is the kind of faker drama that I have come to expect.

:lmao

[urunobili]

I couldn't help but pick pregnancy because that is the kind of faker drama that I have come to expect.

:lmao

+1 :devil

[Kobayagi]

Lupus.

[Harry Callahan]

Sick minds thing alike

[J.T.]

Did the father ask if he could come on Kobe's face?

[J.T.]

I didn't know Jerry West's sperm count was high enough to father children. . .

[1Parker1]

I thought he already did... "two torn ligaments in his fingers"? :lol

[picnroll]

Terminal narcissism.

[Marcus Bryant]

Yeast infection.

[Sigz]

rape

[1Parker1]

Terminal narcissism.

Again, I thought he "came back" from this, hence why he won the MVP. :lol :angel

[Southwest Texas Fan]

Hemorrhoids!

[florige]

Alzheimers. He will all of the sudden forget how to pass one game.

[1Parker1]

Alzheimers. He will all of the sudden forget how to pass one game.

:lmao :lmao We have a winner!!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Leprosy

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

h. a really, really, nasty paper cut (from signing the check to buy his wife another 4 mil diamond for his Laker girl affair)

[greywheel]

Two bad knees and a hip replacement performed at halftime of game 3.

[spurastic]

Kobe will start fumbling around yelling "I'm blind, I'm blind" but he will make "three" consecutive three pointers. After the game, Kobe states, "I just had to overcome my blindness for MY team". A medical review later reviewed that Kobe only suffered from selective blindness. He was unable to see his other teammates.

[shelshor]

In game 2's salute to the original members of the NBA, KoMe gets run over by the Providence Steamroller; he is so flattened that it takes gas from both his & Phil's egos to reanimate his body

Since KoMe's Munchausen Syndrome has already kicked in to cost the Flakies game 1, will it let them go down 0-3, before he tries to save the day?

[E20]

Aids ala magic.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Decapitation.

[Argiebabe]

Well... he has not found the way of coming back from the bitchy angry wife disease... so the Vanessa virus is still winning the battle and it has costed a few millions to keep it from being worst...

[timvp]

Kobe will start fumbling around yelling "I'm blind, I'm blind" but he will make "three" consecutive three pointers. After the game, Kobe states, "I just had to overcome my blindness for MY team". A medical review later reviewed that Kobe only suffered from selective blindness. He was unable to see his other teammates.Don't forget that after the third consecutive three-pointer he will turn to Van Gundy and Jackson and shrug his shoulders.

[Lake_show]

He's not trying to be like Ginobli.

[picnroll]

Menstrual cramps which will help him land a huge Midol endorsement contract.

[Lake_show]

Spur fans have way to much time on there hands.

[Russ]

Spur fans have way to much time on there hands.

:lol:lol:lol:lol

Write in injury -- snake bite. :)

[TwAnKiEs]

Write-in: two severed legs that will be reattached between the 3rd and 4th quarter of game 2

[LakerLanny]

This just in, Paul Pierce is doubtful for today's games with severe menstral cramps.

[braeden0613]

This just in, Paul Pierce is doubtful for today's games with severe menstral cramps.
see that's not funny b/c someone already said it in this thread..come up with something new

[manufor3]

A miniature nuclear device implanted in his spleen, he has 24 hours to have it removed

[dbreiden83080]

"A miniature nuclear device implanted in his spleen, he has 24 hours to have it removed"

:lmao

[Medvedenko]

Must be fun in the offseason.

[ShoogarBear]

Must be fun in the offseason.

The vast majority of Laker fans wouldn't know, since the only time they exist are when the Lakers win.

[Spurtacus]

Where's all of the above?

[Avitus1]

What about damaged ego?

[Borosai]

Ingrown ass hair.

[NewJerSpur]

What about damaged ego?

If his ego is bruised I would hate to see him come back from that. Let's just hope that Boston actually inflicts MORE damage in the series via sweep.

[Spurtacus]

Ingrown ass hair.

:rollin