My horses pool party

[BacktoBasics]

Furthermore I'm going to continue to do what I need to do give myself and my family as great an edge as possible.

I do what I feel is fair whether you people like it or not because if opportunity arises you'd fucking me sideways for the advantage and when I say you I mean the majority of the people in this world don't fucking care about how hard I work.

Previously stated.


Poor people get help, rich people get help, skin color gets help, non americans get help from food to tuition to fucking everything. The people that suffer the most are the people that work the hardest in middle to slightly upper middle class. They get the least.

I'm fucking tired of working and paying for retired people who are fully capable of working for themselves. Its not my fucking job to make sure grandma and grandpa have their SS now when I won't see mine ever. Fuck you self absorbed do good egotistical whiners for thinking its my fucking duty to pay into a system that provides me with zero benefits. I'm foot their fucking bill not the other way around. I'm paying for the fixed income that they love to bitch and moan about. Fuck them and fuck you for trying to make it my responsibility.

[Jimcs50]

Are you fucking retarded, that was awile ago and that post thats linked doesn't reflect my current situation. She doesn't collect unemployment from anyone and never has, we've never recieved any kind of checks or aide just the stamps and WIC. I provided my current pay stub and last years W2 when we renewed because she's now working 15 hours a week at a pay job(not cash its taxable) so I wasn't sure if it was a problem or not.

Guess what asshole....it wasn't. She qualified due to the low income and my son qualified for the healthcare. Sorry you don't like it but its perfectly legal. You can no longer bitch at me for the shortcomings of the system.

I don't collect anything at this point other than the food stamps which we legally qualified for. So you're bitching about nothing. I'm doing it legally.

My wife and kids are my dependents and its legal to claim them as well.


You can not win this argument...you need to quit while you are behind.

[Homeland Security]

Furthermore I'm going to continue to do what I need to do give myself and my family as great an edge as possible.

I do what I feel is fair whether you people like it or not because if opportunity arises you'd fucking me sideways for the advantage and when I say you I mean the majority of the people in this world don't fucking care about how hard I work.
The opportunity will be arising soon. You should learn never to mess with the feds.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm glad you clarified that. So you WERE a thief and now you're just an asshole.
I don't know. We aren't legally married so with the current set of circumstances and the fact that she qualifies now with my info and disclosure she likely would have qualified then when we keep the info private. So if you want to get technical about it I probably went through the trouble of keeping mum about something when it really didn't matter.

Sans the WIC. omg I cheated you out of milk and cheese.

[degenerate_gambler]

Sans the WIC. omg I cheated you out of milk and cheese.


..and peanut butter.

[BacktoBasics]

You can not win this argument...you need to quit while you are behind.Its not an arguement to be won. I'm working within the law she's just butthurt because I collect money he doesn't think I deserve.

One mans intelligent tax break or creative loophole are theft to another.

[BacktoBasics]

..and peanut butter. I did not know that. The crunchy stuff would have qualified? /melt

[Jimcs50]

Fuck you self absorbed do good egotistical whiners for thinking its my fucking duty to pay into a system that provides me with zero benefits. I'm foot their fucking bill not the other way around. I'm paying for the fixed income that they love to bitch and moan about. Fuck them and fuck you for trying to make it my responsibility.

Listen asshole, you have to pay the SS tax, you are just lucky that your poor employer has to pay half of yours. The business owners like myself pay the full amt for ourselves and half of each employee...you do not hear me bitching about it do you??? So go pay your lousy $124 a month and STFU.

[BacktoBasics]

Listen asshole, you have to pay the SS tax, you are just lucky that your poor employer has to pay half of yours. The business owners like myself pay the full amt for ourselves and half of each employee...you do not hear me bitching about it do you??? So go pay your lousy $124 a month and STFU.I do pay it. No I won't STFU, you act as if its ok because its the law as if its perfectly acceptable for all of us to continue to pay into something that completely failed years ago but was so fucked beyond comprehesion they never bothered to fix it. Their solution is that time will fix it. So we're all left paying for someone elses fuck up and we'll continue to foot the bill at no payoff to us. FUCK THAT. They should have stopped handing out SS monies to physically able people. Just like they shouldn't be handing food stamp money to me. Fuck if I'm not going to take it. I can definitely use the extra help.

I guess since there is no law that says I have to pay my taxes I really shouldn't be required to. Remember when all those guys got together and decided well fuck this I'm not paying. Show me the law and I'll pay. Well they couldn't show them a law because one didn't exist but they sure showed them a jail cell.

Or how about randomly pulling people over during the holiday weekend and drawing blood even though our law clearly states we have a right to protect ourselves from illegal search and seizure. Fucking law didn't stop them.

Don't be so righteous considering how fucked up the system is.

[ParadeRain]

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[ParadeRain]

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[ParadeRain]

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[ParadeRain]

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[ParadeRain]

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[BacktoBasics]

I'm perfectly content to carry on this conversation. There are people out there right now...the majority that would gladly take advantage of anything they can and they do.

No one, no system and no institution is going to put one person ahead of the other. I've had customers lie to me lie to banks hell even lie to themselves and none of that will change. 90% of the people we come in contact with would toss you under the bus if it came down to a them or me situation.

I'm always going to do what I do because not only do I want to survive but I want the benefits of the hard work I do, I'm sick of seeing it stripped away for other peoples needs. I stopped caring a long time ago. I'm gonna raise my kids to put themselves and their futures first and that their own self worth and value is far greater than any collective group of strangers. You don't like it well too fucking bad.

[Jimcs50]

If anyone is depending on SS when they retire, they will be in for a shock. This system was set up when they had 77 workers for every retiree, in 10 years, their will be 2 for every retiree...clearly this will not work, but you are stuck with it, so stop whining.

I have paid in over 320K into my SS since I got out of school....will I see a return on that investment? No. But that is life....I accept that I am helping the elderly have some semblance of a life.

I feel a lot better about giving money for that than for paying to fight this fucking war, which is costing almost as much, and is benefiting no one.

[CosmicCowboy]

BTB you really have a lot of suppressed anger. Your heads going to explode one day when you are washing those trailers.

[degenerate_gambler]

There are people out there right now...the majority that would gladly take advantage of anything they can and they do.



That'd be me in my own little way.

[Jimcs50]

BTW, who do you think is buying most of those trailers that you peddle, anyway???

The same people that you are trashing....the elderly.

[tlongII]

All I can say is you need to do what the law requires you to do. If you don't agree then protest, or write to your congressman, or whatever. I've had enough issues with breaking the law and I wouldn't wish them on anyone else.

[BacktoBasics]

If anyone is depending on SS when they retire, they will be in for a shock. This system was set up when they had 77 workers for every retiree, in 10 years, their will be 2 for every retiree...clearly this will not work, but you are stuck with it, so stop whining.

I have paid in over 320K into my SS since I got out of school....will I see a return on that investment? No. But that is life....I accept that I am helping the elderly have some semblance of a life.

I feel a lot better about giving money for that than for paying to fight this fucking war, which is costing almost as much, and is benefiting no one.
I'm glad you've come to terms with it because I haven't. I'm not good with it. I will bitch about it loudly and as frequently as I can because I want change. Shutting up about things never yielded results.

So its ok to shut up about SS which costs us about as much as this war costs us. Surely there's purpose behind this war because our lawmakers and government say so, just like paying SS is a law and they say so. You can't pick and choose stupidity, we can't be ok with getting fucked one way and not the other. Its not ok to take my money for the benefit of others any more than its ok for us to be milked dry over some war based on a bunch of lies.

Our peers will be stuck killing themselves at work until their old and crusty because bluehairs need some semblance of a life. Shouldn't it be their sacrifice for the betterment of the future...oh no we should all shut up and let them continue to take food off our tables and allow them to attribute the collapse of our economy so long as we aren't turning our cheeks on the fight against terra.

[BacktoBasics]

BTW, who do you think is buying most of those trailers that you peddle, anyway???

The same people that you are trashing....the elderly.uh no. Most of my customers are contractors and middle aged families wanting to hit the local lakes. I bet less than 15% of my sales are to the elderly. Elderly being anyone over 55. Not that I consider that elderly...just sayin.

My core audience is 30-50. The industry is shifting though. Hopefully the baby boomers bring in some buying power, if they haven't already fucked their credit up.

[JoeChalupa]

I hear ya B2B. I hear ya.

[CosmicCowboy]

Our peers will be stuck killing themselves at work until their old and crusty because bluehairs need some semblance of a life. Shouldn't it be their sacrifice for the betterment of the future...oh no we should all shut up and let them continue to take food off our tables and allow them to attribute the collapse of our economy so long as we aren't turning our cheeks on the fight against terra.

Well lets see now...you hate older people that didn't save enough for retirement and you hate the fucking richers who hopefully ARE saving enough for retirement. Do you just hate old people?

[johnsmith]

I've said it a million times. The baby boomer generation is the one that when looked back upon, will go down as the WORST GENERATION EVER.

[BacktoBasics]

Oh Jim most of those elderly buyers are motorhome buyers who are retired collecting SS and cruising the country in the comfort of their 200k Bus that you're so greatful to provide for them with their fixed income.

I love seeing the retired people fill out applications.

Retired From __________(business name) Total 3,700.00

Additional Incomes: SS 960.00

Glad we could all step up and help!

[CosmicCowboy]

I've said it a million times. The baby boomer generation is the one that when looked back upon, will go down as the WORST GENERATION EVER.

At least your dad was. Hopefully he learned his lesson and wears a rubber next time.

[BacktoBasics]

Well lets see now...you hate older people that didn't save enough for retirement and you hate the fucking richers who hopefully ARE saving enough for retirement. Do you just hate old people?
I don't hate richers for the millionth fucking time. I hate the nonchalant flaunters. Who want you to take a look at their broken fence in some well layed out picture in a thread....only that fence is housing a few 100k cars and a nice 3 car garage. We get it your rich but you didn't want to out and out be arrogant about it. But you damn sure wanted people to know you got the goods. I find that kind of behavior to be pompous and egotistical.

They want people to comment on how nice their shit is and oh wow awesome horsey's you must be one real special dude. The kind of guy thats fishing for compliments or approval because he needs or wants the boost.

Maybe thats you maybe its not. Sure seemed like it was to me.

[Extra Stout]

I've said it a million times. The baby boomer generation is the one that when looked back upon, will go down as the WORST GENERATION EVER.
thay did invant tah interwebs

[johnsmith]

At least your dad was. Hopefully he learned his lesson and wears a rubber next time.

My Dad was the worst generation ever? WTF? Make some sense you crazy old fuck.

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL

I'm not even rich. Yeah, I work hard and will probably have to do so till I die. Do I have more than you? Apparently so, since it bothered you so much for me to post a picture of a couple of horses.

You picked this fight asshole.

It's not my fault that in a battle of wits you brought a knife to a gunfight.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm perfectly content to carry on this conversation. There are people out there right now...the majority that would gladly take advantage of anything they can and they do.

No one, no system and no institution is going to put one person ahead of the other. I've had customers lie to me lie to banks hell even lie to themselves and none of that will change. 90% of the people we come in contact with would toss you under the bus if it came down to a them or me situation.

I'm always going to do what I do because not only do I want to survive but I want the benefits of the hard work I do, I'm sick of seeing it stripped away for other peoples needs. I stopped caring a long time ago. I'm gonna raise my kids to put themselves and their futures first and that their own self worth and value is far greater than any collective group of strangers. You don't like it well too fucking bad.


Another gem from the life coach.

[BacktoBasics]

LOL

I'm not even rich. Yeah, I work hard and will probably have to do so till I die. Do I have more than you? Apparently so, since it bothered you so much for me to post a picture of a couple of horses.

You picked this fight asshole.

It's not my fault that in a battle of wits you brought a knife to a gunfight.
how exactly have you out witted me? I thought you were fishing for attention. You denied it. 11 pages of ecstasy ensued. Good times were had by all. Ultimately the thread became about a lot of things and less about you. You're pictures became more of an example vs. the core arguement which clearly shifted away from you personally. I wonder why you keep bringing you up.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I have paid in over 320K into my SS since I got out of school....will I see a return on that investment?


I just did a quick calculation of the social security contribution max ceiling, employee and employer over the last several years and your statement leads me to one conclusion....




you're an old fart, brother. :)

[BacktoBasics]

Another gem from the life coach.I'm sorry you need your advice to be laced with falsisms and sugar coated strawberries.

[johnsmith]

Watching Jim, CC, and Ed Jones post in here reminds me of seeing the water aerobics class at the gym. Just old people being old.

[BacktoBasics]

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[Jimcs50]

I just did a quick calculation of the social security contribution max ceiling, employee and employer over the last several years and your statement leads me to one conclusion....




you're an old fart, brother. :)

Well, I am 51, so that probably makes me an old fart in your eyes, you young stud you.

[Jimcs50]

Watching Jim, CC, and Ed Jones post in here reminds me of seeing the water aerobics class at the gym. Just old people being old.


and rich, do not forget that.

:lol

[JoeChalupa]

Let's have a GTG!!!!!

[CosmicCowboy]

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Thats a lot better than:

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[E20]

lol old people arguing over money.

[Jimcs50]

lol old people arguing over money.


The old people are not arguing over money, the young fuck, B2B is the one that hates people that make over 100K a year, have ranches, have millions, drive Aston Martins and fuck your hot babes because of it.

:lol

[BacktoBasics]

Well, I am 51, so that probably makes me an old fart in your eyes, you young stud you.You should be thanking me for the SS I'm about to provide for you.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm sorry you need your advice to be laced with falsisms and sugar coated strawberries.


I don't. I'm just teaching my family to take care of, and look out for, others and the world around them.

I've learned that the more you take care of those around you the more you get back in return. That's my abundance philosophy. But I'm not a life coach so I'm sure you'll be quick to tell me how short-sighted, sugar coated and full of crap I am.

[CosmicCowboy]

lol old people arguing over money.

Yeah, thats almost as bad as younger people being jealous and arguing about old peoples money.

[Jimcs50]

You should be thanking me for the SS I'm about to provide for you.

Dude, that will not be there when I am elgible in 15 years. I will be ok, I have had a SEP for the last 20 years, and it will be sufficient to pay for my lifestyle of which I have become accostomed....thankyou anyway.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

and rich, do not forget that.

:lol

Damn rich....don't forget the damn.

[johnsmith]

Yeah, thats almost as bad as younger people being jealous and arguing about old peoples money.

I'm not jealous, I'm perfectly fine knowing that you are down to the last 10% of your life.

[E20]

Yeah, thats almost as bad as younger people being jealous and arguing about old peoples money.

I actually gave you props in the begining of the thread for having so much money and hoping to be as rich as you someday. :lol

When it comes to money and somebody has more than me I don't really care, because I'm gonna end up being rich someday so it doesn't really matter.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm going to poor me a beer and enjoy the life that I have. Or course it is Busch beer.

[CosmicCowboy]

You should be thanking me for the SS I'm about to provide for you.

Thank you very much. I will try to spend it wisely.

But really, theres no need to be jealous. We will die soon and you still have many years left to be a lame ass broke dick.

[johnsmith]

I'm going to poor me a beer and enjoy the life that I have. Or course it is Busch beer.

Did you purposely use "poor" as a pun, or did you mean pour.

[Jimcs50]

I'm not jealous, I'm perfectly fine knowing that you are down to the last 10% of your life.

I am down to the last 48%, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.....and living life large for all of it with no money worries.......and lots of wild sex and debauchery....so eat your lower class heart out, fucker.


:lol

[johnsmith]

Hey Jim, I read somewhere that dentists are supposedly a stressed out group. Is it a stressful profession or was that just a bunch of "experts" saying that?

[johnsmith]

I am down to the last 48%, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.....and living life large for all of it with no money worries.......and lots of wild sex and debauchery....so eat your lower class heart out, fucker.


:lol

When did I become lower class?

And aren't you married? If so, I know the wild sex and debauchery is a damned lie.

[Kori Ellis]

Cute horses :downspin:

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL at Kori.

[johnsmith]

LOL at Kori.

Now you're lauging AT Kori? What a jerk.

[BacktoBasics]

Thank you very much. I will try to spend it wisely.

But really, theres no need to be jealous. We will die soon and you still have many years left to be a lame ass broke dick.:lmao I'm not broke. Remember you're paying for my food while I pay for your retirement. Oh oh but there is a difference because you say there is and all you guys can continue to sit around and collect SS checks while bitching about the food stamps I obviously don't deserve. Makes total sense.

[CosmicCowboy]

Now you're lauging AT Kori? What a jerk.

Damn, you are even more clueless than I thought.

[johnsmith]

Damn, you are even more clueless than I thought.

And you have no sense of sarcasm whatsoever. What's the saying, with age goes memory, and then sarcasm right?

[BacktoBasics]

Hey Jim, I read somewhere that dentists are supposedly a stressed out group. Is it a stressful profession or was that just a bunch of "experts" saying that?I for one wouldn't my hands and face is some fat bitches mouth.

[CavsSuperFan]

Dang, Tlong has an MBA :tu Congratulations …When I retire I want to go back to school, finish colige, so I can be smart & stuff…

[CosmicCowboy]

:lmao I'm not broke. Remember you're paying for my food while I pay for your retirement. Oh oh but there is a difference because you say there is and all you guys can continue to sit around and collect SS checks while bitching about the food stamps I obviously don't deserve. Makes total sense.

LOL

I paid my money into my social security trust fund. It's mine LOL

[1369]

I for one wouldn't my hands and face is some fat bitches mouth.

http://www.v8guy.com/humor/English_Motherfvcker_Do_You_Speak_It.jpg

[johnsmith]

LOL

I paid my money into my social security trust fund. It's mine LOL

Whoa old fella. Easy on the LOL's, you'll break a hip laughing like that.

[CosmicCowboy]

Dang, Tlong has an MBA :tu Congratulations …When I retire I want to go back to school, finish colige, so I can be smart & stuff…

That was a typo

T-Long has a MsBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[BacktoBasics]

And you have no sense of sarcasm whatsoever. What's the saying, with age goes memory, and then sarcasm right?Its funny he really doesn't. You say something and he takes it for full face value. Somewhere while sifting through the manure he's lost his ability to see blatant sarcasm and jest from seriousness.

[Jimcs50]

I for one wouldn't my hands and face is some fat bitches mouth.


Well, you put your dick in a fat bitch at least once a week and for free, do you not, or do you not fuck your wife any more.





:p:

[JoeChalupa]

Did you purposely use "poor" as a pun, or did you mean pour.

PUN intended. :p:

[JoeChalupa]

Not everyone is intended to be rich....you can lead a horse to water but.........oh, nevermind.

[CosmicCowboy]

Its funny he really doesn't. You say something and he takes it for full face value. Somewhere while sifting through the manure he's lost his ability to see blatant sarcasm and jest from seriousness.

If you want to denote sarcasm in a written post there are appropriate emoticons you can use that reflect that. Otherwise we just assume that you are as fucking stupid as you sound.

[Jimcs50]

When did I become lower class?

And aren't you married? If so, I know the wild sex and debauchery is a damned lie.


I will have you know that there is plenty of debauchery going on around here.

[johnsmith]

Well, you put your dick in a fat bitch at least once a week and for free, do you not, or do you not fuck your wife any more.





:p:

Dude, don't talk about your daughter like that, it's genetic.

[johnsmith]

If you want to denote sarcasm in a written post there are appropriate emoticons you can use that reflect that. Otherwise we just assume that you are as fucking stupid as you sound.

I disagree. Not being able to detect sarcasm has a direct relationship with intelligence.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Well, you put your dick in a fat bitch at least once a week and for free, do you not, or do you not fuck your wife any more.





:p:


I must say...that was an excellent return of serve.


Good show.

[florige]

Thread of the week so far!!!:lmao

[CuckingFunt]

I disagree. Not being able to detect sarcasm has a direct relationship with intelligence.

I think it probably has more to do with someone's specific sense of humor, but would definitely agree that it can often be read without the aid of emoticons.

[CosmicCowboy]

I disagree. Not being able to detect sarcasm has a direct relationship with intelligence.

If you are so fucking smart why aren't you a richer?

[johnsmith]

If you are so fucking smart why aren't you a richer?

See, I'm picking up on your sarcasm.

Having said that, I've never said what I am or what I am not.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

If you are so fucking smart why aren't you a richer?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Another sign of intelligence is being able to determine who is being quoted. I am obviously lacking in that area.

[BacktoBasics]

LOL

I paid my money into my social security trust fund. It's mine LOLI get it. You pay into it so its yours but I pay into it and its yours. I get nothing.

[johnsmith]

Nevermind

[CosmicCowboy]

I get it. You pay into it so its yours but I pay into it and its yours. I get nothing.

You are correct. It sucks to be you on just SOOOO many levels.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I get it. You pay into it so its yours but I pay into it and its yours. I get nothing.


So B2B, you're losing out on what $452 bucks a year or so? Not too bad of a contribution to CC's awesome freaking ranch.

I'm sure he'd let you pet the horses if you stop by in that badass Vette of yours.

[Jimcs50]

Dude, don't talk about your daughter like that, it's genetic.


Dude, I do not have a daughter....(ok now, now for the cliche' that all dudes use).....none that I know of anyway.

:p:


BTW....that was one of the worst comebacks that I have ever read in here. You need to work on that....you have almost zero wit...you know that?

[BacktoBasics]

You are correct. It sucks to be you on just SOOOO many levels.
I guess that means you understand now.

[johnsmith]

Dude, I do not have a daughter....(ok now, now for the cliche' that all dudes use).....none that I know of anyway.

:p:


BTW....that was one of the worst comebacks that I have ever read in here. You need to work on that....you have almost zero wit...you know that?

You went with a shitty fat wife joke so I countered with a shitty daughter joke.

Geez, pot meet kettle.

I know, I know, other 51 year olds think your funny. I'm sure you get all sorts of laughs at your practice, I know when my dentist makes a shitty joke (which is everyone of them), I give him a little pity laugh too.

[Jimcs50]

So B2B, you're losing out on what $452 bucks a year or so? Not too bad of a contribution to CC's awesome freaking ranch.

I'm sure he'd let you pet the horses if you stop by in that badass Vette of yours.


:lol

$452? You are giving him way too much credit.

Besides, even horses have their standards, B2B would not be able to get within 10 ft of them.

[CosmicCowboy]

I guess that means you understand now.

Yeah...now get off the computer and go wash some trailers!

[BacktoBasics]

I know, I know, other 51 year olds think your funny. I'm sure you get all sorts of laughs at your practice, I know when my dentist makes a shitty joke (which is everyone of them), I give him a little pity laugh too.

:lmao

[Jimcs50]

You went with a shitty fat wife joke so I countered with a shitty daughter joke.

Geez, pot meet kettle.

I know, I know, other 51 year olds think your funny. I'm sure you get all sorts of laughs at your practice, I know when my dentist makes a shitty joke (which is everyone of them), I give him a little pity laugh too.

If we had a poll in here for wit, I would finish so much higher than you, it would be like a Buffalo Bills Super Bowl......over by halftime.

[BacktoBasics]

Yeah...now get off the computer and go wash some trailers!Brutal. Trailer smack....hilarious :rolleyes

[Jimcs50]

BTW, that was not your typical fat wife joke, that was a classic comeback, that you would never have thought of in 100 yrs.

[BacktoBasics]

If we had a poll in here for wit, I would finish so much higher than you, it would be like a Buffalo Bills Super Bowl......over by halftime.Hopefully CC doesn't think you're serious.

[CosmicCowboy]

Hopefully CC doesn't think you're serious.

Well, he IS funnier than you but that as an accomplishment is roughly equivalent to winning the 50 yard dash in the Special Olympics.

[Jimcs50]

Well, he IS funnier than you but that as an accomplishment is roughly equivalent to winning the 50 yard dash in the Special Olympics.

I was talking to John Smith...B2B has some sense of humor...Smith has zero.

[Jimcs50]

I know when my dentist makes a shitty joke (which is everyone of them), I give him a little pity laugh too.


He is probably joking about your oral hygiene to his staff, once you leave the office....after they gag over your putrid breath.

[BacktoBasics]

Well, he IS funnier than you but that as an accomplishment is roughly equivalent to winning the 50 yard dash in the Special Olympics.
Some of those tards are fucking fast. Its no myth that tards have superhuman strength....have you seen those Jack Black barrel chests they sport SCARY SHIT!!!

[florige]

He is probably joking about your oral hygiene to his staff, once you leave the office....after they gag over your putrid breath.


You guys really do that?:lol

[Jimcs50]

You guys really do that?:lol


:angel

[degenerate_gambler]

You guys really do that?:lol


naw, they just fondle the patients when they're zonked out.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

naw, they just fondle the patients when they're zonked out.

God knows Mr. Happy usually feels a little different whenever I've come out of anesthesia.

[CosmicCowboy]

God knows Mr. Happy usually feels a little different whenever I've come out of anesthesia.

Did Jim use one of those freebie toothbrush packs when he was finished and have that red shit all over his teeth?

[marini martini]

Sounds like "Happy Hour" started with out me..........again:bang

:toast

[degenerate_gambler]

Sounds like "Happy Hour" started with out me..........again:bang

:toast



maybe you're going to the wrong dentist then..

[Jimcs50]

naw, they just fondle the patients when they're zonked out.


I just fondle the staff, thankyouverymuch.

[marini martini]

maybe you're going to the wrong dentist then..

:lmao

Nope, I love my oralfaxilator, just fine!
Thank you very much:toast

[TourettesPoster]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i319/Tanaue/Forum/YouWinThePrize.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lmao

Nope, I love my oralfaxilator, just fine!
Thank you very much:toast


I'm with you. Whenever someone offers me oralfaxilation I never turn that sh!t down.

[BigZak]

there isn't much difference between the type of people that want to display their cash vs the type that want to display their cocks, coach...



but you are not saying your different, just that you prefer a different delivery right?

the subtle difference between the straight shooter that just slams the salami on the table vs the arrogant bastard that complains that the trojan bambattas are too tight... :wakeup

[CosmicCowboy]

there isn't much difference between the type of people that want to display their cash vs the type that want to display their cocks, coach...



but you are not saying your different, just that you prefer a different delivery right?

the subtle difference between the straight shooter that just slams the salami on the table vs the arrogant bastard that complains that the trojan bambattas are too tight... :wakeup

Well Zak, considering that you have originated and perpetuated some of the most stone fucking crazy threads/posts ever viewed on Spurstalk, what exactly does that say about you? Were you just trying to out-crazy everyone? If thats the case, you win.

[BigZak]

i was talkin to coach, cc, but uh...


Well Zak, considering that you have originated and perpetuated some of the most stone fucking crazy threads/posts ever viewed on Spurstalk,

i think that's awful kind of you to say CC...unless your being a meanie...i just don't dern get that fancy forum sarcasm lingo ya'll got goin on...



what exactly does that say about you?

it says that i'm the type of guy that some people might consider to have originated and perpetuated some of the most stone fucking crazy threads/posts ever viewed on Spurstalk, :wakeup



Were you just trying to out-crazy everyone? If thats the case, you win.

post of the day!




this is a richer thread, not a fatter thread, but since you digress,

I can see your point of view in retrospect. But it was not the case.

That was a time when I had one ticket to paradise and was trying to bring everyone I cared about with me. Then finally saying fuck it i'm going by myself only to find out a son is on the way...and the one ticket is no longer enough...

and it's BigZak to you motherfucker...:lol

[marini martini]

i was talkin to coach, cc, but uh...



i think that's awful kind of you to say CC...unless your being a meanie...i just don't dern get that fancy forum sarcasm lingo ya'll got goin on...




it says that i'm the type of guy that some people might consider to have originated and perpetuated some of the most stone fucking crazy threads/posts ever viewed on Spurstalk, :wakeup




post of the day!




this is a richer thread, not a fatter thread, but since you digress,

I can see your point of view in retrospect. But it was not the case.

That was a time when I had one ticket to paradise and was trying to bring everyone I cared about with me. Then finally saying fuck it i'm going by myself only to find out a son is on the way...and the one ticket is no longer enough...
and it's BigZak to you motherfucker...:lol


I'm confused here:dizzy Besides, the last statement, by BigBi-Polar Zak, who's writing in the bold & who's writing in the regular print??? Sheesh learn to use the "quote" feature, why dont'cha. You're making my "happy hour" not very happy:depressed

[CosmicCowboy]

No harm no foul BigZak.

BTW, I'm probably bigger and meaner than you (although not quite as round) so the motherfucker challenge gets a total pass considering that you are probably the craziest motherfucker I have ever seen post on SpursReport.

[Jimcs50]

No harm no foul BigZak.

BTW, I'm probably bigger and meaner than you (although not quite as round) so the motherfucker challenge gets a total pass considering that you are probably the craziest motherfucker I have ever seen post on SpursReport.

Crazier than Crazyone?

[Extra Stout]

I have ever seen post on SpursReport.

wat

[CosmicCowboy]

wat

whoops

he's crazy but not that crazy.

[BacktoBasics]

Morning guys.

[CosmicCowboy]

Mornin

You will be in charge of the horsie thread today. Take care of her.

I'm leavin in a couple of hours to go to the coast. Got a fishin tournament this weekend.

[AlamoSpursFan]

I wish I was going to the coast fishin'. Hell I wish I was going ANYWHERE fishin'.

I get to drive to Fort Worth today to watch Little ASF ride in a horse show.

Oops...I let my richer slip a lil' bit there, din't I?

[BacktoBasics]

Mornin

You will be in charge of the horsie thread today. Take care of her.

I'm leavin in a couple of hours to go to the coast. Got a fishin tournament this weekend.
Which coast? Good luck with the tourney I work Saturdays so its tough to enter stuff like that....a lack of a boat hurts too.

[CosmicCowboy]

I wish I was going to the coast fishin'. Hell I wish I was going ANYWHERE fishin'.

I get to drive to Fort Worth today to watch Little ASF ride in a horse show.

Oops...I let my richer slip a lil' bit there, din't I?

John Justin?

[CosmicCowboy]

Which coast? Good luck with the tourney I work Saturdays so its tough to enter stuff like that....a lack of a boat hurts too.

Port A. It's a charity tournament with about 40 boats. I won big trout/heavy stringer in it last year. Hopefully I will have Richer pics to post Monday.

BTW, I don't have a boat either (except for a couple of kayaks)

I may be a Richer, but I'm not stupid. Fortunately one of my best friends is a guide down there and it's a lot cheaper to just pay him to take his boat.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Yeah I think that's the arena...my directions say Will Rogers Equestrian Center, but I believe that's a building on the grounds.

[BacktoBasics]

Port A. It's a charity tournament with about 40 boats. I won big trout/heavy stringer in it last year. Hopefully I will have Richer pics to post Monday.Don't forget to post the boat with the catch.

Sucks to be working considering I only live 20 minutes from Port A. Where are you staying while you're down....got one of those fancy 40' motorhomes or do I need to set you up?

[BacktoBasics]

This will be a new more refined Quattro with discriminating tastes.

[CosmicCowboy]

Yeah I think that's the arena...my directions say Will Rogers Equestrian Center, but I believe that's a building on the grounds.

Ahhh...Arabians, huh? fucking richer LOL

[AlamoSpursFan]

Ahhh...Arabians, huh? fucking richer LOL

:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

Don't forget to post the boat with the catch.

Sucks to be working considering I only live 20 minutes from Port A. Where are you staying while you're down....got one of those fancy 40' motorhomes or do I need to set you up?

I stay in a trailer park (Don-El) that has some old fisherman cabins. Quiet, private, and cheap.

[Extra Stout]

This will be a new more refined Quattro with discriminating tastes.

Quattro = Wal-Mart

Horsie = Target

[BacktoBasics]

Quiet, private, and cheap.You just described every 16 year olds dream.

[fatsack]

No harm no foul BigZak.

BTW, I'm probably bigger and meaner than you (although not quite as round) so the motherfucker challenge gets a total pass considering that you are probably the craziest motherfucker I have ever seen post on SpursReport.

pssst.

BigZak... go for his knees.

[CosmicCowboy]

Don't forget to post the boat with the catch.

Sucks to be working considering I only live 20 minutes from Port A. Where are you staying while you're down....got one of those fancy 40' motorhomes or do I need to set you up?

Ingleside? Portland? Rockport?

[BacktoBasics]

Ingleside? Portland? Rockport?I live in Corpus.

[CosmicCowboy]

I live in Corpus.

I'll wave when I go over the high bridge. It will be the big truck with the cowboy flipping the bird.

[BacktoBasics]

I'll wave when I go over the high bridge. It will be the big truck with the cowboy flipping the bird.Thankfully you'll be able to afford the 4 stops for gas on the way.

[Extra Stout]

I'll wave when I go over the high bridge. It will be the big truck with the cowboy flipping the bird.
Is that the one with the bumper sticker that says "My other vehicle is a Gulfstream" ?

[CosmicCowboy]

You just described every 16 year olds dream.

LOL

I rented a 24 hour access storage unit with two other friends in high school. Had carpet, and a double bed, a cheap stereo and a lava lamp. LOL Best $10 a month I ever spent.

[Oh, Gee!!]

No I meant to say richer as in rich guy wanting to post pictures of his expensive horses so we can all be in awe of his richness aka Jim Syndrome. There's nothing bitter about it, I just find it a bit egotistical and pompous. The best part is how he just plays it off like everyone has horses and we'll all go frolicking together in rich horseville and look theres a brown one we'll call her Mrs. Horsey and a black one obviously Black Beauty aren't they having fun in the water YEAH horsey's. ::swollenegorichervoice:: So guys what color are your horses? Oh you don't have a fucking giant god damn flock of pure breed muscle machines to go hang out with when you're done trading oil stock? Too bad, I'll loan you my half a million dollar over size pony because I more than anyone know you're too busy to actually sit down and pull together a few hundred thousand dollars to buy horses and post fucking richer pictures of them sipping water on a basketball forum for all the world to see how well off you are because yeah I know 4 dollar gas is kicking your ass and work is slow and no matter how hard you crunch the numbers our good old government has put the average working joe in a shit hole so big only a million fucking horses could fit in it and live happily ever fucking after....did I mention the land is an agricultural tax write off and I have yet to see my stimulation check, black beauty needs a new mother fucking weave. /endmelt/


:lolz!! post of the year nominee

[AlamoSpursFan]

I'll wave when I go over the high bridge. It will be the big truck with the cowboy flipping the bird.

Get me some fried oysters, an MGD, and a double dutch chocolate when you pass Snoopy's/Scoopy's, will ya?

:lol

[2Blonde]

Port A. It's a charity tournament with about 40 boats. I won big trout/heavy stringer in it last year. Hopefully I will have Richer pics to post Monday.

BTW, I don't have a boat either (except for a couple of kayaks)

I may be a Richer, but I'm not stupid. Fortunately one of my best friends is a guide down there and it's a lot cheaper to just pay him to take his boat.

When you pose with the fish, make sure to get a good shot of your yacht in the background. Remember... it's all about the subliminal posting of wealth, while participating in everyday activities, that win you points in B2B's Richer game.:toast

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Hellooo???? Everyone in here has known what I do for a living for years and years....I have 32,000 posts and I have probably mentioned something about having money or something to that affect maybe 6 times....maybe. Have I ever mentioned what cars I drive??? Have I mentioned what I have in the bank??? Have I mentioned that I am a millionaire??? NO, fuckface.


Go fuck yourself!

Are you really serious with this post?

Did you forget when that teenage kid got your panties in a bunch during the ALCS last year and you dropped the, "Would a loser have a $4 million dollar practice and $2 million assets/in the bank?"

You talk about money every chance you get.

[tlongII]

Are you really serious with this post?

Did you forget when that teenage kid got your panties in a bunch during the ALCS last year and you dropped the, "Would a loser have a $4 million dollar practice and $2 million assets/in the bank?"

You talk about money every chance you get.

I believe he has mentioned that he drives an Infiniti as well... :lol

[BacktoBasics]

When you pose with the fish, make sure to get a good shot of your yacht in the background. Remember... it's all about the subliminal posting of wealth, while participating in everyday activities, that win you points in B2B's Richer game.:toast

Very well put.

[J.T.]

Very well put.

I just bought a two thousand dollar guitar, am I a richer?

[BacktoBasics]

I just bought a two thousand dollar guitar, am I a richer?
Did you post a picture asking about guitar strings without mentioning that you own a nice piece all while hoping people will comment on what an amazing assest?

Answer: NO

So you're good.

Plus 2k for a guitar is average if you're a serious player or enthusiastic collector. I'm no stranger to pricey hobbies. Congrats on you guitar. Post some pictures here I'd like to see.

[Jimcs50]

Are you really serious with this post?

Did you forget when that teenage kid got your panties in a bunch during the ALCS last year and you dropped the, "Would a loser have a $4 million dollar practice and $2 million assets/in the bank?"

You talk about money every chance you get.


Bullshit, I said 2 million dollar practice.

That was one of the 6 times.

:lol

I my defense, I only mention that when someone calls me a loser...so I am not bragging, I just use it to win an argument, about not being a loser. :)

[Jimcs50]

I believe he has mentioned that he drives an Infiniti as well... :lol

actually an Aston Martin.


:p:

[BacktoBasics]

actually an Aston Martin.


:p:
Do you really drive an Aston Martin? Post some pics I'd love to see it.

[Jimcs50]

Do you really drive an Aston Martin? Post some pics I'd love to see it.


no, that was a "richer" joke.

:p:

[Jimcs50]

Do you really drive an Aston Martin? Post some pics I'd love to see it.


no, that was a "richer" joke.

:p:

I am actually looking at the new Nissan GTR coming out in August

[tlongII]

http://autoshow.edmunds.com/media/2005/tokyo/nissan.gtr.concept/nissan.gtr.f34.396.jpg

Nissan GT-R. A very affordable ride at about $70K.

[Holt's Cat]

Jealousy forum.

[Dex]

This seems like a good place to ask if anybody can spot me 20 bucks? :lmao :lmao

[Holt's Cat]

What a crock of rancid shit.

You aren't your "own man" when you are claiming your wife and kids as dependents on your 50K+ income and then having her fraudulently apply for unemployment, welfare and food stamps while working a cash job that you don't pay taxes on. You are a THIEF who is STEALING from the rest of us.


Amen. $50K? I guess he's half-richer.

As for horse ownership being only for the wealthy, that's a new one.

[Nbadan]

...there is someone who posts here who could buy all of you, but you'd never know it...

[Holt's Cat]

...there is someone who posts here who could buy all of you, but you'd never know it...

A slave trader posts here?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Not that anybody cares, but the kiddo got a 3rd and a 4th, which for a 9 year-old girl at Regionals is not too shabby! 1st-5th get ribbons and plaques (actually, I think 1 and 2 get trophys) and everybody else gets "NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!"

Going up against the REAL richers in the Arabian Horse Association, I'd say she did her old man proud on Father's Day weekend!

[tlongII]

...there is someone who posts here who could buy all of you, but you'd never know it...

Please! You promised not to tell!

[Jimcs50]

Please! You promised not to tell!


buy all of us a drink, maybe tlong.

:)

[mouse]

Not that anybody cares, but the kiddo got a 3rd and a 4th, which for a 9 year-old girl at Regionals is not too shabby! 1st-5th get ribbons and plaques (actually, I think 1 and 2 get trophys) and everybody else gets "NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!"

Going up against the REAL richers in the Arabian Horse Association, I'd say she did her old man proud on Father's Day weekend!


Pics?

:wakeup

[BacktoBasics]

How did CC's fishing trip go?

[Jimcs50]

How did CC's fishing trip go?

He got sick, but paid someone to vomit for him.

[DoubtingThomas]

Has America really become that obsessed with possessions? Is it all about the big house with the big sq. footage? I think many of you all are in for a very rude awakening.

[Jimcs50]

Has America really become that obsessed with possessions? Is it all about the big house with the big sq. footage? I think many of you all are in for a very rude awakening.


Yes, sometimes when my butler wakes me up in the mornings, he is quite peevish.

[BacktoBasics]

He got sick, but paid someone to vomit for him.

:lol

[BacktoBasics]

Has America really become that obsessed with possessions? Is it all about the big house with the big sq. footage? I think many of you all are in for a very rude awakening.A rude awakening in the form of what?

[DoubtingThomas]

A rude awakening in the form of what?

If you have to ask then you don't get it but from what I've read you'll be alright.

[BacktoBasics]

If you have to ask then you don't get it but from what I've read you'll be alright.

I was getting worried

[CosmicCowboy]

Here ya go B2B...a picture from the cleaning table...We had a 32.4# seven fish stringer that beat the next team by 10#. We released another 100+ that were under 22" unless they were kill hooked...

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6029/1010857editedfk4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6029/1010857editedfk4.e9ab76314a.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=241&i=1010857editedfk4.jpg)

Our day was ruined though, when we got back and the butler and maid had already left for their Sunday one day off...we had to clean our own fish.

bummer LOL

[BacktoBasics]

Excellent work. Where exactly did you have the best success so I can hit it up? What were you using for bait?

[CosmicCowboy]

Excellent work. Where exactly did you have the best success so I can hit it up? What were you using for bait?

Just launch at Bird Island and drive to Baffin Bay. Look for the sign that says "Richers ONLY allowed past this point"...

[Sportcamper]

Awesome catch CC…If I lived in SA I would have been at your house Sunday Evening…Even though I was not invited….

[Richard Cranium]

Just launch at Bird Island and drive to Baffin Bay. Look for the sign that says "Richers ONLY allowed past this point"...

Is that a yacht club?

[CosmicCowboy]

Is that a yacht club?

LOL...naaa...we were slumming it and had to launch at a PUBLIC boat ramp...we had to wipe the boat down with sani-wipes after we washed it normally...

[Anti.Hero]

Here ya go B2B...a picture from the cleaning table...We had a 32.4# seven fish stringer that beat the next team by 10#. We released another 100+ that were under 22" unless they were kill hooked...

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6029/1010857editedfk4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/6029/1010857editedfk4.e9ab76314a.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=241&i=1010857editedfk4.jpg)



haha nice

That was a fun day I bet.

[BacktoBasics]

Baffin seems to be a hot bed lately

[CosmicCowboy]

Baffin seems to be a hot bed lately

We were grinding hard wading with croaker. We were in the water before the sun cracked the horizon and fished virtually non-stop till 1pm. Most of the trout came from a place we call the mud flats and it's about waist deep and appropriately named.

[tlongII]

Sea trout?

[CosmicCowboy]

Sea trout?

Yeah, technically they are called spotted sea trout in Texas.

[Jimcs50]

Yeah, technically they are called spotted sea trout in Texas.


Is that because of all the oil spills off the Texas coast?

:p:

[tlongII]

Yeah, technically they are called spotted sea trout in Texas.

Sea trout are the same species as Brown trout which are freshwater. We have browns in central Oregon.

[CosmicCowboy]

Sea trout are the same species as Brown trout which are freshwater. We have browns in central Oregon.

These sea trout aren't the same as your Pacific sea trout. Your sea trout aren't related to Brown Trout, but are the salt water phase of the rainbow trout (steel-head)

You are going to have to do some continuing education before you can renew your richer card.

[BacktoBasics]

These sea trout aren't the same as your Pacific sea trout. Your sea trout aren't related to Brown Trout, but are the salt water phase of the rainbow trout (steel-head)

You are going to have to do some continuing education before you can renew your richer card.
Burn

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn292/drkknght2001/121194200895.gif

[ATRAIN]

Cowboy next time can I go with you, you need a mexican to clean and gut the fish for you. I will even call you Jefe and you can call me Jose (in a gringo way of course).

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I love this thread. It's the Quattro for Richers.

[BacktoBasics]

This will be a new more refined Quattro with discriminating tastes.


I love this thread. It's the Quattro for Richers.

[NASpurs]

I love this thread. It's the Quattro for Richers.

Hopefully mrsmaalox migrates over here. Y'all can keep her.

[tlongII]

These sea trout aren't the same as your Pacific sea trout. Your sea trout aren't related to Brown Trout, but are the salt water phase of the rainbow trout (steel-head)

You are going to have to do some continuing education before you can renew your richer card.

Brown trout
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Brown Trout


Conservation status

Least Concern (IUCN 2.3)
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Actinopterygii

Order: Salmoniformes

Family: Salmonidae

Genus: Salmo

Species: S. trutta


Binomial name
Salmo trutta
Linnaeus, 1758
Morphs
Salmo trutta morpha trutta
Salmo trutta morpha fario
Salmo trutta morpha lacustris

The brown trout (Salmo trutta morpha fario and S. trutta morpha lacustris) and the sea trout (S. trutta morpha trutta) are fish of the same species.
They are distinguished chiefly by the fact that the brown trout is largely a freshwater fish, while the sea trout shows anadromous reproduction, migrating to the oceans for much of its life and returning to freshwater only to spawn.[1]

The lacustrine morph of brown trout is most usually potamodromous, migrating from lakes into rivers or streams to spawn, although there is some evidence of stocks that spawn on wind-swept shorelines of lakes. S. trutta morpha fario form stream-resident populations, typically in alpine streams but sometimes in larger rivers. There is evidence that anadromous and non-anadromous morphs coexisting in the same river can be genetically identical.[2] In common usage, the name "brown trout" is often applied indiscriminately to the various morphs.

The brown trout is normally considered to be native to Europe and Asia but the natural distribution of the migratory forms may be, in fact, circumpolar. There are also landlocked populations far from the oceans, for example in Greece and Estonia. The fish is not considered to be endangered although, in some cases, individual stocks are under various degrees of stress mainly through habitat degradation, overharvest and artificial propagation leading to introgression. S. trutta morpha fario prefers cold (though in comparison with other trout, this species has a somewhat higher temperature preference of about 60-65 F, or 15.5-18.3 C), well-oxygenated upland waters, especially large streams in mountainous areas. Cover is important to trout, and they are more likely to be found where there are submerged rocks, undercut banks, and overhanging vegetation.


Brown troutThe brown trout is a medium sized fish, growing to 20 kg or more in some localities although in many smaller rivers a mature weight of 1 kg (2 lb) or less is common. The current International Game Fish Association (IGFA) world "all tackle" record brown trout, 18.25 kg (40 pounds, 4 ounces), was caught in May 1992 from the Little Red River, Arkansas by Howard "Rip" Collins.[3]

Brown trout may live for several years but, as with the Atlantic salmon, there is a high proportion of death of males after spawning and probably fewer than 20% of female kelts recover from spawning. The migratory forms grow to significantly larger sizes and may live longer. Brown trout are active both by day and by night and are opportunistic feeders. While in fresh water, the diet will frequently include invertebrates from the streambed, small fish, frogs, and insects flying near the water's surface. The high dietary reliance upon insect larvae, pupae, nymphs and adults is what allows trout to be a favoured target for fly fishing. Sea trout are especially fished for at night using wet flies.

The spawning behaviour of brown trout is similar to that of the closely related Atlantic salmon. A typical female produces about 2,000 eggs per kilogram (900 eggs per pound) of body weight at spawning. Brown trout rarely form hybrids, almost invariably infertile, with other species. One such example is the tiger trout, a hybrid with the brook trout.

Trout is a favourite food fish, and is used both fresh and smoked; there are many recipes for it, and it may be eaten fried, grilled, baked, cured or microwaved.

The specific epithet trutta derives from the Latin trutta, meaning, literally, "trout".

[tlongII]

I do believe CC is an expert on trouser trout though...

[CosmicCowboy]

I do believe CC is an expert on trouser trout though...

Thanks TLong, but just because I possess a magnificent specimen it doesn't automatically make me an expert...:lol

[Richard Cranium]

Thanks TLong, but just because I possess a magnificent specimen it doesn't automatically make me an expert...:lol

Shouldn't you be talking shrimp?

[Sportcamper]

Somebody posted one time that he installed satellite television & several monitors in his barn…Is this really true? Do the horses just kind of hang out all day watching "the history channel & little people big world”…

[tlongII]

Somebody posted one time that he installed satellite television & several monitors in his barn…Is this really true? Do the horses just kind of hang out all day watching "the history channel & little people big world”…

Even the horses wanted to watch Tiger yesterday...

[BacktoBasics]

Even the horses wanted to watch Tiger yesterday...
Yeah we had a few nags stop by the dealership and pause their day to catch up on the match. Funny how everyone becomes an expert on golf when Tiger plays.

When Rocco had the drop due the bleachers I though I was about to pull my fucking hair out listening to all the dumbasses with stroke penalty talk. ugh I hate people.

[CosmicCowboy]

Somebody posted one time that he installed satellite television & several monitors in his barn…Is this really true? Do the horses just kind of hang out all day watching "the history channel & little people big world”…

They really like all the "Mr. Ed" episodes on DVD. They also play Seabiscuit over and over and fucking OVER. I'm sick of that movie.

They laughed their asses off for days when Big Brown got his ass whooped at Belmont..

[BacktoBasics]

I just got back from an errand and god damn we're balls deep in it now. Just now getting over spending about 600 bucks a month on gas but this shit is absurd.

.75 to air up my tires. Fucking air is more expensive. Air...god damn free floating fucking air from the same mother fucking air pump I've used for the last 4 years. Its serviced what? Once a fucking year.

So what?!? the cost of air has doubled, is the fucking freight higher on "air" now. Is there an increased demand for "air" due to the chinese post earthquake consumption? Hurricane Katrina caused a shortage of "air"???? We must have lost an "air" rig off the Gulf Coast or something.

Fucking air used to be .25 then .50 but .75 for "air" is fucking ridiculous. Fuck you people I fucking hate you all of you.

[tlongII]

Yeah we had a few nags stop by the dealership and pause their day to catch up on the match. Funny how everyone becomes an expert on golf when Tiger plays.

When Rocco had the drop due the bleachers I though I was about to pull my fucking hair out listening to all the dumbasses with stroke penalty talk. ugh I hate people.

You hate people and you work in sales???

[tlongII]

That drop was interesting though. I was surprised he got to play it after it landed outside the drop zone.

[BacktoBasics]

You hate people and you work in sales???Exactly. I've worked in sales for over 10 years and it's completely ruined me on the human race. I hate people and all their back asswards ways of thinking. Its gotten to the point where its difficult to actually help people because so many of the ignorant know it all assholes already think they know everything.

I spent a good five years really truely trying to help my customers. Hell every now and then the old me pops up and I have to stop myself from giving good solid advice. People don't want help, they don't want the truth. Garbbled up bullshit in a nice pretty package surrounded by everything they want to hear is what people want. In general people want salesman to faciliate a sale the way they see fit in their eyes vs. doing whats in the very best interest of the customer.

I can't even begin to fathom how many people would save hundreds a month if they would just stop what their doing and listen....and comprehend. Impossible!!!!! so instead of trying to help them do it better or smarter, I just do what they want, that way their happy and I get the sale. I've found that helping only makes people move onto the next place until they find the guy that just plays up what they want to hear. Its sad really really sad that I can't help these people save money or time or effort, pathetic world we live in.

Yeah I noticed it fell out of the circle too.

[Extra Stout]

Exactly. I've worked in sales for over 10 years and it's completely ruined me on the human race. I hate people and all their back asswards ways of thinking. Its gotten to the point where its difficult to actually help people because so many of the ignorant know it all assholes already think they know everything.

I spent a good five years really truely trying to help my customers. Hell every now and then the old me pops up and I have to stop myself from giving good solid advice. People don't want help, they don't want the truth. Garbbled up bullshit in a nice pretty package surrounded by everything they want to hear is what people want. In general people want salesman to faciliate a sale the way they see fit in their eyes vs. doing whats in the very best interest of the customer.

I can't even begin to fathom how many people would save hundreds a month if they would just stop what their doing and listen....and comprehend. Impossible!!!!! so instead of trying to help them do it better or smarter, I just do what they want, that way their happy and I get the sale. I've found that helping only makes people move onto the next place until they find the guy that just plays up what they want to hear. Its sad really really sad that I can't help these people save money or time or effort, pathetic world we live in.

Yeah I noticed it fell out of the circle too.
How's your life coach business coming along?

[BacktoBasics]

How's your life coach business coming along?
Pretty good. Helping people get past the layers and layers of a false reality of life is starting to pay off. You have to want things to change before they will. I'll help someone wanting help any chance I get.

[mouse]

I challenge Jimc50 to go by a trailer from B2B as a gesture and show the rest of us rich and poor can actually work together in these harsh times. :tu

[BacktoBasics]

I challenge Jimc50 to go by a trailer from B2B as a gesture and show the rest of us rich and poor can actually work together in these harsh times. :tuI'll accept that challenge in a heartbeat. You forgot to mention a purchase at full MSRP.

[1369]

I challenge Jimc50 to go by a trailer from B2B as a gesture and show the rest of us rich and poor can actually work together in these harsh times. :tu

Why would he do that? A richer automatically knows that the depreciation of value of a "toy" such as a trailer is so great that it makes better economic sense to rent a trailer from a third party for the duration that he would need it.

[BacktoBasics]

Why would he do that? A richer automatically knows that the depreciation of value of a "toy" such as a trailer is so great that it makes better economic sense to rent a trailer from a third party for the duration that he would need it.
Only trailers do not depreciate as rapidly as automobiles or boats so if he has a need that exceeds a few rentals the ends will justify the means or something like that.

[CosmicCowboy]

Long term it would probably be cheaper than the apartment he keeps his girlfriend in...

[mouse]

You guys can frolic through this topic until it hits page 20 I really don't give a shit in fact I find it rather entertaining to say the least....but I , and many others won't really be happy until we see Jimc50 or CC playing poker in one of B2b's brand new trailers, or BacktoBasics feeding or riding one of CC's horses.
:tu

[tlongII]

You guys can frolic through this topic until it hits page 20 I really don't give a shit in fact I find it rather entertaining to say the least....but I , and many others won't really be happy until we see Jimc50 or CC playing poker in one of B2b's brand new trailers, or BacktoBasics feeding or riding one of CC's horses.
:tu

I approve this post. :tu

[1369]

Long term it would probably be cheaper than the apartment he keeps his girlfriend in...

You think?

I thought they were scamming Section 8 and WIC and basically living free and easy?

[angelbelow]

haha i thought this was a joke thread full of funny pictures. nice horses btw.

[CavsSuperFan]

When Rocco had the drop due the bleachers I thought I was about to pull my hair out.. Maybe he should of had a 2 stroke penalty... I Love golf talk...


I don’t agree with the 2 stroke penalty argument but Rocco did not drop in the designated zone…The officials should have made Rocco re drop or then take a two stroke penalty….

[Extra Stout]

Only trailers do not depreciate as rapidly as automobiles or boats so if he has a need that exceeds a few rentals the ends will justify the means or something like that.
Why would a richer buy a trailer? He'll simply stay in the five-star resort wherever he is going. And if it doesn't have a five-star resort, then why would he go there?

[CosmicCowboy]

Why would a richer buy a trailer? He'll simply stay in the five-star resort wherever he is going. And if it doesn't have a five-star resort, then why would he go there?

Richers buy a lot of trailers. The staff has to sleep somewhere.

[ATRAIN]

Hopefully mrsmaalox migrates over here. Y'all can keep her.

don't forget Don Q

[mrsmaalox]

Why would a richer buy a trailer? He'll simply stay in the five-star resort wherever he is going. And if it doesn't have a five-star resort, then why would he go there?

Maybe B2B has horse trailers too.

[BacktoBasics]

Maybe B2B has horse trailers too.


I don't :depressed

[CosmicCowboy]

As a richer, I just LOVE Craigs list. I've been wanting a riding lawn mower for my "estate" LOL for a long time but was too cheap to buy one retail...I've been mowing 2 1/2 acres for years with a push mower.

An ad popped up yesterday morning for a 20hp, 42" cut Toro with less than a hundred hours on it...it's like a $1600 rig new...he wanted $400 for it...I was on the phone in a second and like "where do you live, I'll be there in 30 minutes with cash"

I get there and it's a big strapping guy in his early 30's with a single wide trailer on about a 1/2 acre lot. He had a perfectly good push mower sitting next to the rider. He said he was broke and needed the money fast and thats why he was selling his mower...(he had the receipt from when he bought it last year for $1400 so it wasn't stolen)

We had a willing seller and a willing buyer and the deal got done. the whole time I was talking to him I was thinking "why the fuck did he even buy this mower to start with?...I'm an old fart and I could mow this yard in 30 minutes with the push mower..."

All I could think was it was one of those "open a credit card with us and buy something big and make no payments for a year" deals...

[BacktoBasics]

As a richer, I just LOVE Craigs list. I've been wanting a riding lawn mower for my "estate" LOL for a long time but was too cheap to buy one retail...I've been mowing 2 1/2 acres for years with a push mower.

An ad popped up yesterday morning for a 20hp, 42" cut Toro with less than a hundred hours on it...it's like a $1600 rig new...he wanted $400 for it...I was on the phone in a second and like "where do you live, I'll be there in 30 minutes with cash"

I get there and it's a big strapping guy in his early 30's with a single wide trailer on about a 1/2 acre lot. He had a perfectly good push mower sitting next to the rider. He said he was broke and needed the money fast and thats why he was selling his mower...(he had the receipt from when he bought it last year for $1400 so it wasn't stolen)

We had a willing seller and a willing buyer and the deal got done. the whole time I was talking to him I was thinking "why the fuck did he even buy this mower to start with?...I'm an old fart and I could mow this yard in 30 minutes with the push mower..."

All I could think was it was one of those "open a credit card with us and buy something big and make no payments for a year" deals...Probably. People love to get themselves in trouble. 2.5 acres is way too much for a push mower though.

Richer Story Alert:

We just had a guy recently purchase a 120k Fifth Wheel, gorgeous coach too. We put about 9k in various aftermarket options on to satisfy the deal. He closed about two weeks ago and didn't tell his wife. Well he took it home after we finished all the work and she got into his ass pretty good. Living well above his means there was no way they could afford the 1,200.00 payment. He tried to give it back and asked if we could rip up the contract :lol. We actually would have had it been the same day but it had been over a week and the deal was already funded and titled you can't go back once you're that far. So he took it out for one trip wrecked it and now its sitting here needing 10k in body work and he wants us to sell it. It'll never sell he'll probably do what most people do and stop paying on it. Then he'll be fucked for the next decade trying to get out from underneath a 100k repo. He traded in a really nice older model fifth wheel that he only owed about 20k on. So not only is shit up a creek but he'll be completely trailerless all because he wanted to live above his means and impress his buddies.

[CavsSuperFan]

I never heard of a 5th wheel that costs 100k…Got any photos of one?

[BacktoBasics]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c220/Trailer21/elite123.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

No thats not me

[CavsSuperFan]

The photo is blocked for me...That 5th wheeler must be nasty!

[marini martini]

Maybe B2B has horse trailers too.


I don't :depressed

You might be a richer, if you did:toast


No thats not me

So is it CC? Or the guy that wrecked?:wakeup

[mouse]

That is one sweet trailer. hey B2B can an ex Army vet with bad credit get something with low payments?

[CosmicCowboy]

Bah! 100K for a trailer ain't shit. I know a girl that bought a 5 horse slant with 35' quarters last year for $160K and is trading it in this year for a nicer one...

[mouse]

Hey CC how come you don't post more pictures? It's not like your going to hear any more richer smack. I post pics every chance i get when my camera is not in the pawnshop.

I would like to see your place and any chili plants you have! :tu

Nice to see gayabc lurking I wonder what he is up to.

[CavsSuperFan]

I understand that the extremely wealthy folks who own horses & like to travel with them, spend thousands, if not millions…But I had no idea that a trailer that you use to camp with & tour the country side could be that expensive…I think a new Air-Stream could be purchased for under 50k…And those used to be considered top shelf…

[BacktoBasics]

You might be a richer, if you did:toast



So is it CC? Or the guy that wrecked?:wakeupThats the guy who wrecked it. Dumb richer

[BacktoBasics]

Bah! 100K for a trailer ain't shit. I know a girl that bought a 5 horse slant with 35' quarters last year for $160K and is trading it in this year for a nicer one...
obviously they make motor homes into the millions of dollars but that kind of shit isn't likely to sell in South Texas.

[marini martini]

obviously they make motor homes into the millions of dollars but that kind of shit isn't likely to sell in South Texas.


And that B2B, is why you're not a richer! Sheesh you need to think outside the box, and take a drive out of Corpus, or something! I see plenty of those horsey camper rigs all the time, but then again I'm not exactly S. Texas, either.

[BacktoBasics]

And that B2B, is why you're not a richer! Sheesh you need to think outside the box, and take a drive out of Corpus, or something! I see plenty of those horsey camper rigs all the time, but then again I'm not exactly S. Texas, either.I've had many conversations with the owner about bringing in highend motorized or nice horse trailers but its difficult to get people thinking about new directions when they've spent their entire professional lives being conservative. We have about a 10 million dollar dealership and this is the first year I've convinced him to advertise more than 12k.

[DizzG.]

That is one sweet trailer. hey B2B can an ex Army vet with bad credit get something with low payments?


Mouse I think B2B still has you on ignore after his Troll forum meltdown. But I think this is more to your standards! :lmao


http://inhabitat.com/wp-content/uploads/airstreambambi1.jpg

[BacktoBasics]

I don't have anyone on ignore.

Bad Credit = No Trailer

[CavsSuperFan]

I believe that small trailer is an Airstream Safari Sport 17'…Goes for about 30k…They can be pulled with a mid size pick up or SUV….Niiiiice….

[BacktoBasics]

I believe that small trailer is an Airstream Safari Sport 17'…Goes for about 30k…They can be pulled with a mid size pick up or SUV….Niiiiice….
A newer model airstream is probably the worst investment ever. Not only do they not hold value like their older collectible counterparts but its a horrible outdated design thats doesn't utilize space very well.

[CavsSuperFan]

I did not know that...I thought the aluminum jet like frame was built to last forever…

[BacktoBasics]

I did not know that...I thought the aluminum jet like frame was built to last forever…It looks cool and nothing more. Difficult and costly to find parts if you're out of warranty. Its all unique to the Airstream name. You really need to get back all the way to the mid 70's and older for it to be worth anything. We just sold a decent 1987 model for about 9k and that was a stretch. I wouldn't dare touch one.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Probably. People love to get themselves in trouble. 2.5 acres is way too much for a push mower though.


No shit. So's 3.5. That's why I bought me one of these:

http://www.angliamowers.co.uk/pages/commonimages/John_Deere/Tractors/X300.jpg

I think my favorite feature is the beer holder!

:downspin:

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if the richers would get mad and offended if we chained up a starving horse and called it art.

[CosmicCowboy]

No shit. So's 3.5. That's why I bought me one of these:

http://www.angliamowers.co.uk/pages/commonimages/John_Deere/Tractors/X300.jpg

I think my favorite feature is the beer holder!

:downspin:

Heres my new toy...

http://www.toro.com/home/images/rpg_lx425r_xl.jpg

got the beer holder too...

[CosmicCowboy]

I wonder if the richers would get mad and offended if we chained up a starving horse and called it art.

naaa...the richers would go "dang...that really sucks..." and then go about their business getting richer.

It's the crazed animal lovers you will have to watch out for...They are the ones that would hang you from the nearest tree...horse owners get turned into the humane society all the time because people drive by and don't see "food on demand" out in the area and think they aren't feeding the horse...they don't know that horses will eat themselves to death if you let them...

Seriously, I have taken in a couple of rescue horses over the years and still have one...

[CavsSuperFan]

I am seriously considering one of these…A 200 cc Yamaha tw 2008 model (http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2008models/2008-Yamaha-TW200c.jpg)…I have always felt a connection with Easy Rider & The Wild bunch…Just waiting for “Mother” to approve the purchase…

[BacktoBasics]

I am seriously considering one of these…A 200 cc Yamaha tw 2008 model (http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2008models/2008-Yamaha-TW200c.jpg)…I have always felt a connection with Easy Rider & The Wild bunch…Just waiting for “Mother” to approve the purchase…
Would be good on gas

[Sportcamper]

I have to wonder if the Torro owner sold due to operation costs...
High gasoline prices changing lawn-mowing habits (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080620/ap_on_bi_ge/gas_prices_mowing)

Also how are trailer sales doing? Motor homes are taking a nose dive...
winnebago sales down... (http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2007/06/15/winnebago_profit_down_misses_wall_street_target/)

[BacktoBasics]

trailer sales are solid. We're ahead of last year. We would be killing last year if the banks hadn't tightened up so much.

No shortage of customers wanting to buy at all just not as easy to get them financed. Motorhome sales are in the shitter but thankfully we don't carry anything motorized.

I can think of a good 4 or 5 deals from last month that would have gotten done last year but not this year because the banks are so damn tight.

[Extra Stout]

trailer sales are solid. We're ahead of last year. We would be killing last year if the banks hadn't tightened up so much.

I'm going to speculate that the ultralight trailers are explosively popular.