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jaffies
06-11-2008, 11:46 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

E20
06-11-2008, 11:54 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

Mister Sinister
06-11-2008, 11:54 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis
1. Vader.
2. Jesus (Prime)
3. Fett.
4. Falcon
5. Mothra
6. Balrog was named Mike Bison (M. Bison) in the Japanese version, so, this one divides by zero.
7. Jobs
8. Stairs!
9. Count
10. Kori

jaffies
06-12-2008, 12:01 AM
8. Stairs!



:lmao:lmao:lmao

E20
06-12-2008, 12:25 AM
Professor X is able to levitate so if he can overcome his fear of stairs and use his brain, stairs has no chance against him.

Avitus1
06-12-2008, 12:31 AM
1. Darth Vader

2. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief

4. Starship Enterprise

5. Mothra

6. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs

8. Professor X easy

9. Count Chocula

10. Kori Ellis

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-12-2008, 01:50 AM
1. Vader. The combo of mitoclorians and cybernetics trumps Jenova cells. Besides, it's right there in Episode 4: The ability to destroy an entire planet is nothing compared to the power of the force. Suck it, Meteor.

2. Incredible Hulk. He's the strongest one there is. Also, with the cost of diesel I doubt Optimus can afford to fill up the tank. Hulk would outlast him, and then smash.

3. Master Chief. Boba Fett's got a strong fan following, but empirical proof shows he's just not much in a straight up fight. His combat highlights from Episodes 5 and 6? He trades blaster fire with Luke in Bespin with no result, he gets his gun cut in half because (genius that he is) he lands right next to the guy swinging a lightsaber, and finally dumped into the Sarlac Pit by a blind man. Cake walk for the Chief.

4. The Enterprise. Better crew, and its captain got way more ass.

5. Mothra. Monster vs monster its a push, and the tie break goes to secondary characters. The Japanese version of the Doublemint Twins blows a pack of Abercrombie models armed with digital camcorders out of the water.

6. Balrog. Much like the real Mike Tyson, the cyber version benefited from weak opponents. They all got beat by a 5 foot tall guy that he was able to take down with one punch.

7. Jobs, because I'm too lazy to look up Ballmer is.

8. Professor X, although Hawking might make a decent showing if his chair is really equipped with the boxing glove and helicopter rotors as shown in the Simpsons.

9. Boo Berry, because there has to be an upset somewhere on the list.

10. I will never bet against Kori Ellis. In fact I have $20 bet in Vegas on her winning this fight, a producer Grammy, a screenwriting Oscar, a Best Actress Emmy, a Tony for lighting design, and the next Scripps National Spelling Bee.

CuckingFunt
06-12-2008, 01:51 AM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

1. Vader
2. Hulk (suck it, Transformer boys)
3. Boba Fett
4. Millennium Falcon
5. Mothra, and it isn't even close. Shit, the Japanese twins could beat the Cloverfield monster just by singing their song.
6. Mike Tyson
7. I hate Apple, but Jobs.
8. Professor X
9. Count Chocula and, again, it isn't even close.
10. Marge Simpson

E20
06-12-2008, 01:56 AM
I don't even know why Optimus Prime is against the Hulk it is unfair.

Mister Sinister
06-12-2008, 09:15 AM
I don't even know why Optimus Prime is against the Hulk it is unfair.
A better one would be Broly vs. the Hulk. I saw a positively bitchin' argument for that one on /co/ bout a week ago.

Mister Sinister
06-12-2008, 09:16 AM
A better one would be Broly vs. the Hulk. I saw a positively bitchin' argument for that one on /co/ bout a week ago.

Or Prime vs. the Ideon. Fwa ha ha.

Brutalis
06-12-2008, 10:15 AM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster -- who cares

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer -- borrrring

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

1. Lasted 3 mins
2. It's OPTIMUS PRIME for Christ sake
3. Way to put a lion vs a kitten there
4. Starship Enterprise? LMAO!!! Watch the damn shows they always seem to have less firepower and get owned until some break in the show happens
5. Careless
6. Anyone wins against him
7. Careless
8. 10 second fight
9. Chocolate wins
10. Be afraid of the unknown

Master Chief would dominate all of the above. Bungee made him way too perfect.

Brutalis
06-12-2008, 10:16 AM
6. Balrog was named Mike Bison (M. Bison) in the Japanese version, so, this one

I had to rack my brain for a second on that one to remember. I always knew him as M. Bison. That was his name on my game.. dunno bout yours.

Brutalis
06-12-2008, 10:17 AM
I don't even know why Optimus Prime is against the Hulk it is unfair.

Hulk is one of the lamest heroes ever. Seriously just stupid story and everything.

E20
06-12-2008, 11:21 AM
Hulk is one of the lamest heroes ever. Seriously just stupid story and everything.

I don't ready too much about the Hulk. Only ones I read were when Wolverine was 1st intrdouced and he fought him, his crossover against Superman, and the times he would team up with Dr. Strange/Silver Surfer, but they made Hulk ridicously strong, all Hulk has to do against Prime is walk up to him and tear him, I mean he's a robot for gods sake.

E20
06-12-2008, 11:21 AM
A better one would be Broly vs. the Hulk. I saw a positively bitchin' argument for that one on /co/ bout a week ago.

That'd be nice. Broli FTW>

BruceBowenFan
06-12-2008, 12:36 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

E20
06-12-2008, 12:46 PM
1. Vader. The combo of mitoclorians and cybernetics trumps Jenova cells. Besides, it's right there in Episode 4: The ability to destroy an entire planet is nothing compared to the power of the force. Suck it, Meteor.

Disagree on that. Midocholrians do trump Jenova Cells, but Vader does not trump seph.

dallaskd
06-12-2008, 03:55 PM
Boba Fett would get pwnd in a one on one fight. he can barely move. cloverfield monster is impossible to kill so there you go

dirk4mvp
06-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Dante vs. Kratos vs. Ryu in a triple threat match?

stretch
06-13-2008, 10:31 AM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

stretch
06-13-2008, 10:32 AM
Dante vs. Kratos vs. Ryu in a triple threat match?

Ryu would kick everyones ass. Ryu is the most badass fighter ever. Even if hes fake.

balli
06-13-2008, 12:37 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster---????

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

CuckingFunt
06-13-2008, 01:04 PM
Dante vs. Kratos vs. Ryu in a triple threat match?

Kratos killed fucking Zeus.

/question.

E20
06-13-2008, 01:15 PM
Kratos killed fucking Zeus.

/question.

No he didn't. He just beat him in a fight.

In terms of who would beat who it ranks in this order.

1. Kratos - He has a slinging knives.
2. Dante - He has a sword and two guns
3, Ryu - Poor guy only has his fists.

In terms of who is more bad ass it goes:

1. Ryu
2. Kratos
3. Dante.

CuckingFunt
06-13-2008, 01:23 PM
No he didn't. He just beat him in a fight.


Yeah, I remembered after I posted that only Athena dies.

In either case, my vote still goes with Kratos. He's all tortured and vengeful and stuff.

mardigan
06-13-2008, 01:33 PM
Hulk would shit all over Prime

Brutalis
06-13-2008, 01:51 PM
Hulk would shit all over Prime

Prime scares the shit out of me too!

E20
06-13-2008, 01:54 PM
There is supposedly a God of War movie coming out. The guy who played the coach in that movie never back down is suppose to play Kratos.

Also, I hope in God of War III, they put in Hercules. That would be sick fight.

Kratos vs Herc. But Herc cannot possibly lose, so if that fight were to occur it should end in a draw.

curtismedellin
06-13-2008, 02:44 PM
Boba Fett would get pwnd in a one on one fight. he can barely move. cloverfield monster is impossible to kill so there you go

I'd let that chick in your sig beat me every time.

Mister Sinister
06-13-2008, 03:07 PM
Batman vs. Doctor Doom.

dougp
06-13-2008, 04:22 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk - this one pains me, but hulk only gets more mad.

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking - he'll just put you to sleep while talking.

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis - bravatar > blue hair

E20
06-13-2008, 05:17 PM
Batman vs. Doctor Doom.

Batman would find a weakness to Doom's suit and fuck him up from the inside. The dream matchup DC and Marvel always put is Captain America vs Batman and it alwasy ends in a tie or them agreeing not to fight.

N.Y. Johnny
06-13-2008, 08:33 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis



Chuck Norris would win against all those ...wocka wocka :wow

GaryJohnston
06-14-2008, 01:34 PM
1. Darth Vader vs. Sephorith

2. Optimus Prime vs. The Incredible Hulk

3. Master Chief vs. Boba Fett

4. Starship Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon

5. Mothra vs. Cloverfield monster

6. Balrog vs. Mike Tyson from 'Mike Tyson's Punch Out'

7. Steve Jobs vs. Steve Ballmer

8. Professor X vs. Stephen Hawking

9. Boo Berry vs. Count Chocula

10. Marge Simpson vs. Kori Ellis

Vader
Prime
Master Chief
Enterprise
Cloverfield
Balrog
Jobs
X
Chocula
Kori

GaryJohnston
06-14-2008, 01:36 PM
Iron Man vs. Shaq's Steel character..........???

mardigan
06-14-2008, 01:57 PM
Batman vs. Doctor Doom.

Batman would have 0 chance

Mister Sinister
06-14-2008, 02:00 PM
Iron Man vs. Shaq's Steel character..........???
It depends. Is Tony shit-faced or not?

O-Factor
06-15-2008, 11:14 AM
Another one....Hobbits vs. Ewoks

Ewoks, they arent pussies

spurs_fan_in_exile
06-16-2008, 12:12 PM
I'd take the Hobbits. Granted Sam is probably better than most, but the dude handled orcs and a big ass spider. Assuming this is a straight fight, the Ewoks would get worked over pretty good. They aren't much when they don't have the home court guerilla war advantage.

O-Factor
06-16-2008, 09:22 PM
I'd take the Hobbits. Granted Sam is probably better than most, but the dude handled orcs and a big ass spider. Assuming this is a straight fight, the Ewoks would get worked over pretty good. They aren't much when they don't have the home court guerilla war advantage.

Sam is a Hoss, but Frodo and the rest are pussies and don't like confrontation/battles. The Ewoks don't give a shit. Their guerilla war tactics are what make them brutal. They assisted the Jedi pretty well against the Empire.

I still take the Ewoks. Wicket and Co. have bigger balls than most hobbits.