Kobe Stans

[ctown916]

How can you justify his snitching of shaq to the police? As a man how can you condone throwing a teammate under the bus the way he did? Its funny how people still supported him after that.

[koriwhat]

wait.... did i miss something? what incident was that? i guess i was out of the loop...?

[ChumpDumper]

Did Bowen snitch on Shaq when he was being questioned about an alleged rape?

[ctown916]

Would you trade Bowen for Kobe?

So are you pleading the 5th? Or just have nothing to say?

[DazedAndConfused]

What the fuck is "Kobe Stans"?

[Medvedenko]

How can you justify his snitching of shaq to the police? As a man how can you condone throwing a teammate under the bus the way he did? Its funny how people still supported him after that.

Here we go again...oh and that someone who still supports him is Shaq....hmmm...makes you think, doesn't it.

[DazedAndConfused]

Kobe rape trial smack? Damn ya'll need some new material, this is so '04.

[The Franchise]

Kobe rape trial smack? Damn ya'll need some new material, this is so '04.

Rape never goes out of style.:(

[angelbelow]

How can you justify his snitching of shaq to the police? As a man how can you condone throwing a teammate under the bus the way he did? Its funny how people still supported him after that.

kobe was ultra immature back then. hes come a long way now huh? at least hes throwing himself under the bus now with his drinking and "beeping" comments.

[ctown916]

Kobe rape trial smack? Damn ya'll need some new material, this is so '04.


I never once mentioned Kobes rape trial.

[Spur-Addict]

What the fuck is "Kobe Stans"?

YOU

[IronMexican]

idk what this is abou. but if kobe snitched on shaq, thats inexcusable, don't snich on anyone, especially you're teammate.

[Spur-Addict]

For all the Kobe Stans out there....dazed, lakerluva, Medvedenko and any1 else I forgot.

Chorus:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Verse 1:
Dear Kobe, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Shaq for Shazam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with the Rucker too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

Chorus:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Verse 2:
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Kobe, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your posters off the wall
I love you Kobe, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Kobe; {*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Kobe, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't rape her, I just tied her up and taped her, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

Chorus:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

Verse 3: (Kobe)
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you (I did)
But what's this shit you said about you like to rape women too?
I say that shit just clowning dog, (I do though)
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit (like rape a chick)
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

[DazedAndConfused]

Why do you care so much about Kobe?

[Spur-Addict]

I don't, it's a parody of an Eminem song. It's very slightly altered, just for you. A high ranked Kobe Stan.

[Medvedenko]

I don't, it's a parody of an Eminem song. It's very slightly altered, just for you. A high ranked Kobe Stan.

Spur-addict: Lakerfan Stan

[Spur-Addict]

Spur-addict: Lakerfan Stan

Yeah, I love you guys I can't lie. I have pictures of Laker Fans all over my wall. I go to Laker games just to be around you guys. In fact, I come to SpursTalk just for you guys (see the sarcasm in this?). If anything, you are all Spur Fan Stans. Go find a Laker site. We all know you won't leave here for ever. In fact, I bet you can't stay away. You love Spur Fans in one form or another.

[balli]

Fuck Shaq- his marriage is done anyway and the day I make hundreds of millions of dollars while my wife does jack shit is the day I'll have free license to cheat too. Bitch was lucky to be in a position to have Shaq cheat on her. Beats working as a secretary in some lame ass law firm or something.

And I highly doubt that Kobe, at the time, was thinking about the possibility of the transcript being released to the public. If he were aware of that possibility he probably would have kept his mouth shut, but I'm sure it didn't even cross his mind. If anything, he should have refused to say shit without a lawyer. That's probably his biggest mistake.