Sons I plan on getting my GRIND and my motha f#ck!n SHINE on tonight.

[BRHornet45]

Sons I'm heading down to the bars in San Antonio tonight. I plan on not remembering my name within a couple hours. holla back if you real and wanna get tore up from tha mother fuck!n floor up!

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you paying?

[BRHornet45]

Are you paying?

yes son come get drunk. how are the prostitutes around here? I haven't been in San Antonio much.

[midgetonadonkey]

They are dirty and whorish.

What bars are you headed to?

[BRHornet45]

not sure son I am not familiar with this city. I may go to the river walk and go from there. anywhere that serves alcohol and has a lot of tail is where I hope to end up.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the Riverwalk. You should head south on Roosevelt and go to Terry's Friendly Spot. That's where real SA people hangout.

[CuckingFunt]

yes son come get drunk.

Are you midge's father? :wow

[BRHornet45]

I will do that then. all I know is the women I have seen around here so far are not impressive. Hopefully after a few beers that will change.

[midgetonadonkey]

That won't change it. I hope you are a chubby chaser.

[BRHornet45]

Are you midge's father? :wow

yes I actually am and I am sick of paying child support for the son of a bitch. (where condoms kids)

[midgetonadonkey]

yes I actually am and I am sick of paying child support for the son of a bitch. (where condoms kids)

You never paid child support. I didn't see any of those checks.

[CuckingFunt]

I hope you are a chubby chaser.


yes I actually am

I heart multi-quote.

[BRHornet45]

That won't change it. I hope you are a chubby chaser.

son I don't even consider "chubby" women as real women. To me they are just "things" taking up too much space on the planet. oh ouch that was mean :(

[BRHornet45]

I heart multi-quote.

LOL so creative son. god bless

[midgetonadonkey]

son I don't even consider "chubby" women as real women. To me they are just "things" taking up too much space on the planet. oh ouch that was mean :(

I call bullshit. Every guy has fucked at least 1 chubby in his lifetime. Anyone that says otherwise is full of shit.

[BRHornet45]

I call bullshit. Every guy has fucked at least 1 chubby in his lifetime. Anyone that says otherwise is full of shit.


son fucking them and giving two shits about them are two very different things. Sure every guy has messed up and settled for a Hippo on a random drunken night. shit happens.

[sUPER sOAKER]

Sons you should invite some of the spurstalk forum hotties

luvb0ned

spurfict

gattita

[BRHornet45]

Sons you should invite some of the spurstalk forum hotties

luvb0ned

spurfict

gattita


are they TRUE full grown beast? or are you being sarcastic and they are cows?

[CuckingFunt]

Is "full grown beast" a good thing?

That sounds considerably worse than "cow."

[sUPER sOAKER]

luvbones is cute so is her sis spurfect

they posted they pics on here be4
the poster named THETRUTH met gatita on this forum and now they married so iguess she must be aight

[BRHornet45]

Is "full grown beast" a good thing?

That sounds considerably worse than "cow."

yes son a full grown beast is a good thing. although they are a rarer breed to come across. roughly 1 out of every 100 women fit into this category. my signature being an example of a full grown beast.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

THETRUTH met gatita on this forum and now they married so iguess she must be aight

This oughta be good.

[CuckingFunt]

yes son a full grown beast is a good thing. although they are a rarer breed to come across. roughly 1 out of every 100 women fit into this category. my signature being an example of a full grown beast.

Thank you.

Now I know whether to be complimented or pissed off if I ever hear it.

I'm a daughter, by the way.

[BRHornet45]

Thank you.

Now I know whether to be complimented or pissed off if I ever hear it.

I'm a daughter, by the way.

well in that case lets get drunk tonight. After about 6 beers I will let you know if you are a full grown beast ok ? great plan

[midgetonadonkey]

well in that case lets get drunk tonight. After about 6 beers I will let you know if you are a full grown beast ok ? great plan

You get drunk off of 6 beers? :rofl

There is no way you could hang with me.

[BRHornet45]

You get drunk off of 6 beers? :rofl

There is no way you could hang with me.

LOL no no son. I was referring to getting a good buzz in order to give judgment on whether or not she is a full grown beast or not. I normally throw down at least 12 beers.

[Ginofan]

What. The. Fuck.

[BRHornet45]

What. The. Fuck.

hey boo how you doing ?

[midgetonadonkey]

LOL no no son. I was referring to getting a good buzz in order to give judgment on whether or not she is a full grown beast or not. I normally throw down at least 12 beers.

:lmao

A buzz off of 6.

I'm a career drinker son. You still couldn't hang with me.

[Ginofan]

If that is Mouse....I'm never letting TheTruth bring shit to your chair ever again. And just forget about keeping an eye out for the person tearing down your ads in the mailroom!

[BRHornet45]

:lmao

A buzz off of 6.

I'm a career drinker son. You still couldn't hang with me.

LOL at you son trying to brag about your alcohol consumption. we get it, you drink a lot and it makes you feel like you have a bigger penis by bragging about it. LOL LOL LOL

[CuckingFunt]

What. The. Fuck.

:lmao

[BRHornet45]

If that is Mouse....I'm never letting TheTruth bring shit to your chair ever again. And just forget about keeping an eye out for the person tearing down your ads in the mailroom!

girl wtf are you talking about?

[midgetonadonkey]

LOL at you son trying to brag about your alcohol consumption. we get it, you drink a lot and it makes you feel like you have a bigger penis by bragging about it. LOL LOL LOL

I has nothing to do with a bigger penis. Mine is small. It looks like an egg in a nest.

You talk about getting your "shine on" but can't handle more than 12. You sound pretty weak to me.

[BRHornet45]

I has nothing to do with a bigger penis. Mine is small. It looks like an egg in a nest.

You talk about getting your "shine on" but can't handle more than 12. You sound pretty weak to me.

LOL at you again son. who said that I can't handle more than 12 beers? I am just having fun with you bragging about drinking so much. Personally once you have snorted 3 or 4 lines of coke or shot up some heroin .... the 12 beers is a lot more than you may think.

[Ginofan]

You're new...I don't think you understand.

Mouse has tons of aliases around here...we live in the same apartment complex and he always seems to confuse me for a different poster...either on purpose or not.

I'm marrying TheTruth not Gatita. Me and her got into a tiff over her telling TheTruth I was a dyke before we started dating and me telling her to shut her fucking cross-eyed face up because she didn't know shit...and then she said something about eating me out but I forget the details.

So if SuperSoaker is mouse...I think he's just TRYING to be funny by calling me Gatita.

[KEDA]

You're new...I don't think you understand.

Mouse has tons of aliases around here...we live in the same apartment complex and he always seems to confuse me for a different poster...either on purpose or not.

I'm marrying TheTruth not Gatita. Me and her got into a tiff over her telling TheTruth I was a dyke before we started dating and me telling her to shut her fucking cross-eyed face up because she didn't know shit...and then she said something about eating me out but I forget the details.

So if SuperSoaker is mouse...I think he's just TRYING to be funny by calling me Gatita.



Wheres that Oh Snap bear when you need it?


I remember the night the shit went down. Was a solid 3 or 4 hours of good reading.

[ShoogarBear]

the poster named THETRUTH met gatita on this forum and now they married so iguess she must be aight

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

What. The. Fuck.

:lmao :lmao

[BRHornet45]

tear da club up, tear da club up

[ShoogarBear]

I'm marrying TheTruth not Gatita.


Boy, if you were marrying Gatita, that would have really been news.

Not to mention illegal outside of California and Massachusetts.

[florige]

:lmao

A buzz off of 6.

I'm a career drinker son. You still couldn't hang with me.



I could out drink you Midge without even trying son.

[BRHornet45]

I could out drink you Midge without even trying son.

son Christina Milian is a full grown beast.

[florige]

son Christina Milian is a full grown beast.



:tu

[CuckingFunt]

That still doesn't sound like a compliment to me. I liked "dime." That had a nice ring to it. But I'd probably be rather insulted if some guy in a club called me a beast, full grown or otherwise.

[BRHornet45]

That still doesn't sound like a compliment to me. I liked "dime." That had a nice ring to it. But I'd probably be rather insulted if some guy in a club called me a beast, full grown or otherwise.

nah you would love it and you know it. then again, it is still not determined if you are qualified to even be called that.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Dime?

"She's like a dime in a dozen."

[CuckingFunt]

Who says "dime in a dozen"?

[BRHornet45]

I'm looking for a dime thats top of the line cute face little waist and a big behind.

[mavs>spurs2]

tear da club up, tear da club up

Hell yea, old school Three 6 Mafia 4tmfw :toast

[Sherlock Holmes]

Who says "dime in a dozen"?

I don't even know howing the saying properly goes. I'm was just trying to use the refrence, albeit incorrectly.

[ShoogarBear]

So, son, what happened that night?

[midgetonadonkey]

So, son, what happened that night?

I'm guessing his mom walked in the room and made him go to bed.

[BRHornet45]

I'm guessing his mom walked in the room and made him go to bed.

lol good one son your so creative. I ended up calling an escort service while I was in San Antonio that night by the way. nothing too exciting.

[ShoogarBear]

lol good one son your so creative. I ended up calling an escort service while I was in San Antonio that night by the way. nothing too exciting.

Nice. So peewee made some bank.

[Chief]

are they TRUE full grown beast? or are you being sarcastic and they are cows?


Is "full grown beast" a good thing?

That sounds considerably worse than "cow."


I'm guessing his mom walked in the room and made him go to bed.

:lol:lol:lol:lol

I love this place , this is the only site where i literally lol

[BRHornet45]

Nice. So peewee made some bank.

funny you bring up peewee son because he is the one who told me that DannyT can ride a d!ck on the motha fuck!n dime!

[DannyT]

funny you bring up peewee son because he is the one who told me that DannyT can ride a d!ck on the motha fuck!n dime!

first off let me say I TAKE PRIDE in my abilities to do what it is I do, okay?
Second of all Youre the type of African that pays for pussy and then wants to come in here and talk about grinding and shinning...Bitch please!!! you aint Michale Irvin.
That jewelry you call bling was bought at the flea market from some Asian dude who put it on a scale to make your dumb ass think he didnt know how much he was gonna rob you for and then he put it in your mouth.
We all know that grill in your mouth is foil so give it up you faggot...and the only reason I would ever ever ever have to attempt to stop on a dime for you it would be because your snitching ass bitch nigga self would be droppin em son....

[Gov. Perry]

first off let me say I TAKE PRIDE in my abilities to do
That jewelry you call bling was bought at the flea market from some Asian dude who put it on a scale to make your dumb ass think he didnt know how much he was gonna rob you for and then he put it in your mouth son....

Son?
Johnny Blaze you do know same sex intercourse is not allowed in my state. If your not going to stick to selling fake jewelry then I am going to have to send your ass to California...Fagot!

-Rick-

[marini martini]

:lmao



I'm a career drinker son. You still couldn't hang with me.

POTD in 7 minutes:toast

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[BRHornet45]

first off let me say I TAKE PRIDE in my abilities to do what it is I do, okay?
Second of all Youre the type of African that pays for pussy and then wants to come in here and talk about grinding and shinning...Bitch please!!! you aint Michale Irvin.
That jewelry you call bling was bought at the flea market from some Asian dude who put it on a scale to make your dumb ass think he didnt know how much he was gonna rob you for and then he put it in your mouth.
We all know that grill in your mouth is foil so give it up you faggot...and the only reason I would ever ever ever have to attempt to stop on a dime for you it would be because your snitching ass bitch nigga self would be droppin em son....


LOL wow son! you are on fire! I am an African? oh shit I thought I was white. let me go look in the mirror and I will get back to you son. In the meantime, keep doing what you do fun boy!

[Tu Pac]

first off let me say I TAKE PRIDE in my abilities to do what it is I do, okay?
Second of all Youre the type of African that pays for pussy and then wants to come in here and talk about grinding and shinning...Bitch please!!! you aint Michale Irvin.
That jewelry you call bling was bought at the flea market from some Asian dude who put it on a scale to make your dumb ass think he didnt know how much he was gonna rob you for and then he put it in your mouth.
We all know that grill in your mouth is foil so give it up you faggot...and the only reason I would ever ever ever have to attempt to stop on a dime for you it would be because your snitching ass bitch nigga self would be droppin em son....

now thats what I call gettin murdered homeboy

[Fillmoe]

yadadadaradadadadadbeeeereezY!

[Brutalis]

Post a pic of yourself first so I know I won't be chillin' with a fucking panzi looking dork.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice. So peewee made some bank.

I sent my nastiest ho to him.

She has a wooden leg and an eye patch.

But, she can still grind with the best of them.

[peewee's lovechild]

now thats what I call gettin murdered homeboy

:lol:lol:lol

That dead TuPac is funny shit.

[Tu Pac]

Thug Life

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I call bullshit. Every guy has fucked at least 1 chubby in his lifetime. Anyone that says otherwise is full of shit.



Chubby girls are better in bed than most bone-thin women anyway.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

first off let me say I TAKE PRIDE in my abilities to do what it is I do, okay?
Second of all Youre the type of African that pays for pussy and then wants to come in here and talk about grinding and shinning...Bitch please!!! you aint Michale Irvin.
That jewelry you call bling was bought at the flea market from some Asian dude who put it on a scale to make your dumb ass think he didnt know how much he was gonna rob you for and then he put it in your mouth.
We all know that grill in your mouth is foil so give it up you faggot...and the only reason I would ever ever ever have to attempt to stop on a dime for you it would be because your snitching ass bitch nigga self would be droppin em son....


Is BRHornet really Flava Flav?



Awesome.

[BRHornet45]

Is BRHornet really Flava Flav?



Awesome.



yeaaa boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

son

[Flava Flav]

Woooooooooooooooooooow

[Chief]

first off let me say I TAKE PRIDE in my abilities to do what it is I do, okay?
Second of all Youre the type of African that pays for pussy and then wants to come in here and talk about grinding and shinning...Bitch please!!! you aint Michale Irvin.
That jewelry you call bling was bought at the flea market from some Asian dude who put it on a scale to make your dumb ass think he didnt know how much he was gonna rob you for and then he put it in your mouth.
We all know that grill in your mouth is foil so give it up you faggot...and the only reason I would ever ever ever have to attempt to stop on a dime for you it would be because your snitching ass bitch nigga self would be droppin em son....

OUCH

[BRHornet45]

DannyT aka the black dick fiend

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

now thats what I call gettin murdered homeboy


Thug Life

:lmao