Women!!!!

[lebomb]

Hey MEN, what are the top 5 things in no particular order that attracts you to women??? :hat

1. Face
2. Ass - :worthy:
3. Feet
4. Breasts
5. Personality - :huh

[Viva Las Espuelas]

as much as i talk about breasts this will be hard to sort out.

[Don Quixote]

Her ... teeth
her ability to pull a plow by herself. Does she have a sturdy back?
How many children can she pump out?
How is she with a shotgun?
Can she keep her liquor consumption under a fifth a day?

[BacktoBasics]

1. skanky
2. slutty
3. does anal
4. hates the lakers
5. does anal

[mardigan]

1)Eyes
2)Smile
3)Ass
4)Legs
5)Hands

[peewee's lovechild]

1. Nipples
2. Areola(sp)
3. Breasts
4. Landing Strip

[lebomb]

1. Nipples
2. Areola(sp)
3. Breasts
4. Landing Strip


:lmao DAMN!!! :lmao

[jaffies]

I think personality is VERY underrated.

If she's a self-important, angry, delusions of grandeur, shit don't stink dumbass bitch, why the fuck would ANYONE, much less a guy, want to be with her for longer than one night? And those are the bitches who wonder, "why can't I find the right guy who's not an asshole and wants to fuck me and leave? I'm hot, guys should be clamoring all over me! Oh God, why doesn't my shit stink??"

Face, eyes, tits, ass, landing strip are all great. But I guarantee you there is another girl that looks exactly like that, maybe better, but is not a raging bitch.

[Don Quixote]

I think personality is VERY underrated.


Have you had a bad experience recently?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not sure of the question being asked, and my answer would be very different if we're talking about purely physical attraction or a girl with whom I'd actually be interacting.

Physical... face, tummy/waist/hips/ass, legs, breasts. In that order. And, yes, tummy/waist/hips/ass are all viewed as one thing.

However, if it's a girl I'm talking to/fucking/dating, personality and intelligence take priority over all the rest. Physical attraction still has to be there, but a smart/funny/interesting girl can make up for a lot of deficiencies in other areas. Conversely, a dumb/bitchy girl with no sense of humor isn't going to get very much of my attention no matter how gorgeous she may be.

[mrsmaalox]

1. Nipples
2. Areola(sp)
3. Breasts
4. Landing Strip

Hey Peewee why didn't you just add "milk ducts" and cover the entire anatomy of the breast? And that would equal 5.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yea, tits is where it's at.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Peewee why didn't you just add "milk ducts" and cover the entire anatomy of the breast? And that would equal 5.

Landing strip is important.

I don't want to go munching and come up with a mustasch.

[jaffies]

Have you had a bad experience recently?

you could say that

[BacktoBasics]

I personally don't mind a classic furburger.

[TheSanityAnnex]

1. Swallows

[Don Quixote]

you could say that

Sorry, my friend. Sometimes it might be better to sacrifice something in the way of looks if, in return, you can get a woman of character and a loving nature. Or at least not a psycho hose beast.

I'm sure women feel the same way about men.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Ability to know when to shut the fuck up.

[mrsmaalox]

I think if I were a guy, the smile would be the most important. I'm actually pretty good about not judging people on looks alone, but sometimes I'll see a girl who I normally wouldn't notice and then she smiles (not necessarily at me) and I think "She's pretty".

[Don Quixote]

That's one way to put it :lol

Several times, when the spousal unit is in the car talking, I have caught myself trying to turn down the radio, as if by doing so I could muffle her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I personally don't mind a classic furburger.
:vomit:

[jaffies]

Ability to know when to shut the fuck up.

good answer :tu

[CuckingFunt]

That's one way to put it :lol

Several times, when the spousal unit is in the car talking, I have caught myself trying to turn down the radio, as if by doing so I could muffle her.

You turn the radio down to avoid hearing her?

You fail.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey Peewee why didn't you just add "milk ducts" and cover the entire anatomy of the breast? And that would equal 5.
you are learning the ways of the force well, my padawan

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I think if I were a guy, the smile would be the most important. I'm actually pretty good about not judging people on looks alone, but sometimes I'll see a girl who I normally wouldn't notice and then she smiles (not necessarily at me) and I think "She's pretty".
smiles are up there for me too. they life me up

[johnsmith]

Lightly marinated with butter sauce

Sincerely,
Tpark

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Mmmm, roast beef.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lightly marinated with butter sauce

Sincerely,
Tpark

There has to be some deep fried action if this statement is to be true.

[CuckingFunt]

Mmmm, roast beef.

Icky.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mmmm, roast beef.it has to be very lean. very, very lean

[bus driver]

1. skanky
2. slutty
3. does anal
4. hates the lakers
5. does anal

+1

[bus driver]

I personally don't mind a classic furburger.

-1

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

it has to be very lean. very, very lean

This is lean. And creamy.

http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg

And you always have the spread:

http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/6/64d393458f3dab3d9a367030701f8e06

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This is lean. And creamy.

http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg

And you always have the spread:

http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/6/64d393458f3dab3d9a367030701f8e06

nice. the bottom one is too bloody. a buddy of mine talked about getting his wings and i thought that was gross.

[AlamoSpursFan]

"People are always asking: 'Are you a legs man? Are you a tits man?' I don't know. I figure I must be an ass man. I mean, everyone always tells me: 'You're an ASS, MAN!'" -- Rodney Dangerfield

[JoeChalupa]

smile
sense of humor
face
feet - ugly feet are a big turn off for me.
ass
breasts
cooking

[florige]

This is lean. And creamy.

http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg

And you always have the spread:

http://statichost.grupthink.com/answer/6/64d393458f3dab3d9a367030701f8e06



Now that right there is what you call a heart buster my friend....

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Face
Personality
Legs
Face
Personality
Legs

A couple of things could ruin this though. Like, if she bites her fingernails incessently and consequently has small, jagged edged fingernails, or if her toes get bigger from pinky to big toe (okay, that'd be extreme, but basically really odd toes or dirty feet are disgusting).

[BRHornet45]

its a very simple answer sons ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9AdU3Dw4Q&feature=related

[remingtonbo2001]

I think personality is VERY underrated.

You speak the truth.

You can change someone's appearance, but you cannot change their personality.

[jman3000]

1. personality
2. boobs
3. ass
4. eyes
5. kinkyness

[florige]

Hey MEN, what are the top 5 things in no particular order that attracts you to women??? :hat

1. Face
2. Ass - :worthy:
3. Feet
4. Breasts
5. Personality - :huh



All of the above really. It really doesn't matter to me on the Breast or not though. I would replace Breast with hands. If a woman has nice pretty hands to go along with nice shapely legs and feet, (when I say shapely I mean no cankles) that does it for me right there. A woman can be "a full grown Beast", but if her feet look gawd awful I am almost totally turned off. But I will say that since I've gotten older personality has moved up a couple notches.

[TDMVPDPOY]

face
smile
skin
personality
has to be 168cm-173cm

[mavs>spurs2]

personality
face
boobs
eyes
stomach
ass

:spin

[baseline bum]

1. Attitude
2. Ass
3. Sense of humor
4. Interest in math, engineering, computers, or physics
5. Likes the outdoors

[pawe]

hair - most important part of being beautiful. She could totally improve the way she looks by just having a curly full bodied blonde hair.

and yes

long legs
smooth skin
Jenny Garth or Diane Lane type of face/look

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Ability to know when to shut the fuck up.

Why don't you just ask for world peace while you're at it?

[0201rinckwater]

Why don't you just ask for world peace while you're at it?


Ironically those two go hand in hand

[TDMVPDPOY]

slim body FTW CURVES

[Brutalis]

What's the deal with feet?

[TDMVPDPOY]

What's the deal with feet?

you seen shallow hal?

the 2nd toe or other toes cant be bigger than the first toe or the toe b4 it....

[tlongII]

I have to like her.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Brings her girlfriends back home for you as a token of her love and devotion for you!

[Twisted_Dawg]

Men should keep one thing in mind when trying to understand women:

They make up 50% of the population, yet have a 100% monopoly on the pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

What's the deal with feet?

Feet are important.

They can be a deal breaker.

But, tits are the most important.

[Brutalis]

you seen shallow hal?

the 2nd toe or other toes cant be bigger than the first toe or the toe b4 it....

:lol

[Brutalis]

Feet are important.

They can be a deal breaker.

But, tits are the most important.

Well I already have known the condition of a woman's feet shows her lifestyle and how she takes care of herself.

I meant as a fetish or whatever.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have a foot fetish.

But, I have a bigger tit fetish.

[florige]

What's the deal with feet?



There is just something about a woman with nice manicured feet that is such a turn-on.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is just something about a woman with nice manicured feet that is such a turn-on.

Amen to that.

I love wimmens with manicured feet.

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://i26.tinypic.com/t0n9jm.jpg

[1Parker1]

:lol @ this thread.

Since, I'm a woman, I'll answer what I first notice about Men!

--Looks (i.e. are they clean, well dressed, etc)
--Intellgience (I cannot stand slow people. Plus, I have a very quick, sarcastic humor so he has to be able to keep up)
--Personality (Sense of humor that makes me laugh...this can override the Looks in the some cases)
--Personal/Family/Moral Values (I guess this sounds odd, but I definitely look for guys who have similiar values as me in these areas).

:)

[TDMVPDPOY]

dont you also find it funny when your out with a group of friends, and the female is the odd one out and she is always getting smackd talk from the guys or the single fellas....

and some guys are usually well behave around girls, but after a few drinks they open up and start to talk smack :D:D

[tlongII]

Lots of money and a willingness to spend copious amounts of it on me.

[pawe]

Lots of money and a willingness to spend copious amounts of it on me.

You fuck sheep and like cougars too?
You should be working for Jack Hannah

[ShoogarBear]

To paraphrase whottt:

Trustworthiness
Intelligence
Tenderness
Sense of humor

[1Parker1]

To paraphrase whottt:

Trustworthiness
Intelligence
Tenderness
Sense of humor

:lol Real Subtle....

[O-Factor]

1. Face(smile and eyes specifically)
2. Ass (something to grab and give a love smack to)
3. Personality (She can't be an uppitty little bitch, no matter how good looking)
4. Breasts ( At least a good hand and mouthful)
5. Lady in public, but a freak in bed. ( no one likes a prude)

[The sone]

1 level five d&d elf master (at least)
2 complex understanding of 'string theory' both strengths and flaws (to include recall and application of all quantum expressions related to its foundation)
3 cheat codes and how to apply them
4 willingness to run around in nothing but panties and bra when we're at home
5 can cook at least one dish...hey a bruthas' gotta eats