So....

[Mister Sinister]

I turn 20 today. Kind of hard to believe I've made it this far without some sort of karmic kick in the teeth.

[0201rinckwater]

I turn 20 today. Kind of hard to believe I've made it this far without some sort of karmic kick in the teeth.

Have you looked in a mirror lately?


Also Feliz Cumpleano

[mouse]

Are you ready for your luck to change?




Happy Birthday!

Every time I tell someone Happy birthday they end up in some sort of situation sometimes Bad.

Sometimes good. I stop telling folks happy Birthday since I feel I could bring bad karma.

keep me updated next time something strange happens. :smokin

So what can a 20 year old do in Japan?

[Mister Sinister]

Have you looked in a mirror lately?


Also Feliz Cumpleano
Hah. Nah, my subpar looks are just a tradeoff for my win-tastic personality.

[Sense]

happy birthday man..
im twenty aswell... and I'm surprised about alot of stuff... aswell.

[tlongII]

Happy Birthday to the ambiguously gay poster!

[nsrammstein]

Happy Birthday shagia my sweetheart!

[pawe]

Happy birthday to the poster who I think should just stay in the geek zone :toast

[wrench]

I stop telling folks happy Birthday since I feel I could bring bad karma.

Thank you for doing my job! :tu

[TDMVPDPOY]

what are you doin in japan btw?

while ur there....get me some JAV :D:D

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.felixthecat.com/cards/felixbirthday.jpg

[J.T.]

I turn 20 today. Kind of hard to believe I've made it this far without some sort of karmic kick in the teeth.

Now try to make it to 21 without any tickets for minor in consumption/possession of alcohol. Or DWIs.

Happy birthday Shagia.

[E20]

Happy Birthday Shagia.

[macdude06]

Dude I Turned 20 Today??

What Badasses

[RashoFan]

Happy Birthday Shag!:toast

[Mister Sinister]

Holy shitballs, this thread actually got replies.

[marini martini]

O gaio yung fuc!!!!

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/marini-martini/ichigo.jpg

[Don Quixote]

Well ... Shagtastic ... as an old guy, let me pass along words of, um, wisdom. You think life sucks now, don't worry. It gets worse. You're better off enjoying it while you can, before your hair falls out, you grow a gut, put on 80 lbs., women don't find you attractive anymore, and you're in debt up to your ears. So happy birthday!

[Marklar MM]

1 year closer to your balls hitting the floor.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so where are pics of male strippers rubbing nuts in ur face?

[peewee's lovechild]

Did you suck 20 cocks in celebration?

[florige]

Man 20 y/o....
Enjoy it dude. Once you hit your 21st birthday time flies after that point. At least it did for me anyway..:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Man 20 y/o....
Enjoy it dude. Once you hit your 21st birthday time flies after that point. At least it did for me anyway..:lol

It goes even faster once you hit 30.

[florige]

It goes even faster once you hit 30.



Don't remind me dude. In August I hit the big 30.....:bang

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't remind me dude. In August I hit the big 30.....:bang

:lol

Dude, it goes by so much faster once you hit the big 30.

The prostate exams start soon after that.
I've refused to participate in that ritual.

[florige]

:lol

Dude, it goes by so much faster once you hit the big 30.

The prostate exams start soon after that.
I've refused to participate in that ritual.



:lmao

[CrazyOne]

I hit forty-something in August... I'm thinking that life begins at 50.

[peewee's lovechild]

I hit forty-something in August... I'm thinking that life begins at 50.

:lol

You don't have much of a choice.

[marini martini]

Hmmmph! So the road does go on forever, and the party never ends:toast



Hugh Hefner Biography: Family Foursomes And A Gay Tryst

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/22/hugh-hefner-biography-fam_n_108487.html


June 22, 2008 -- HUGH Hefner has gleefully enjoyed a sexually liberated life, but few know it all started with a little erotic dabbling within the Playboy czar's own family.

In his upcoming book, "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream," Steven Watts writes how after Hefner wed his first wife, Millie, in 1949, he enlisted his friend Eldon Sellers, who would later help him co-found Playboy, into a staging a foursome.

The book relates: "One night after [Hugh] and Millie watched a stag film with Janie and Eldon Sellers, he suggested that the four of them make love on the same bed, each husband to his own wife. They did and in Sellers' words, 'It was different and exciting.' According to Millie, Hugh began to hint at switching partners, apparently suggesting it with the Sellerses, although the swap never materialized."

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. "It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening," Watts writes. "[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law."

The book also claims Hef once tried a gay tryst. "Hefner's thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience," Watts writes. "One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and, according to Sellers, he 'thought, what the hell. Found it an interesting experience. As far as I know, the guy just gave him [oral sex].' "

Hefner also once shot a porno starring himself called "After the Masquerade." Watts writes: "It was shot at a friend's apartment where Hefner and a female acquaintance had sex while wearing masks."

Hefner told Page Six he cooperated with Watts and gave him access to his personal papers. "This is the most authoritative book ever written about me . . . It's all essentially true," he said.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol

Dude, it goes by so much faster once you hit the big 30.

The prostate exams start soon after that.
I've refused to participate in that ritual.i think florige is a chick.

[peewee's lovechild]

Flo is a dude.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think.

[ATRAIN]

Shagia did you get what you wanted for your birthday? You know pee wee popping out of a cake? We all you still have a crush on him.

[peewee's lovechild]

Shagia did you get what you wanted for your birthday? You know pee wee popping out of a cake? We all you still have a crush on him.

I had a mold made out of my cock.

It was shipped to him by overnight FedEx Express.

I think he liked it.

[Don Quixote]

Don't remind me dude. In August I hit the big 30.....:bang

Well ... let me tell you buddy, as someone who's been over that hill for a long time now, life starts sucking even worse after that time.

In your 20's you start having this small idea in the back of your head that you're going to die. When you get into you 30's, you start thinking, "yep, I'm probably going to die."

I'm about 95% sure that I'm going to die at some point.

[ATRAIN]

I had a mold made out of my cock.

It was shipped to him by overnight FedEx Express.

I think he liked it.

Im sure he did.

[florige]

i think florige is a chick.



:lol What ever gave you that idea?

[florige]

Well ... let me tell you buddy, as someone who's been over that hill for a long time now, life starts sucking even worse after that time.

In your 20's you start having this small idea in the back of your head that you're going to die. When you get into you 30's, you start thinking, "yep, I'm probably going to die."

I'm about 95% sure that I'm going to die at some point.



Thanks for all the encouraging words guys....:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol What ever gave you that idea?i thought you'd said that one time hear. my mistake.

[marini martini]

:lol What ever gave you that idea?

Don't you drink "Barbie beer?"

Tequiza?????:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha.

Barbie beer.

[Brutalis]

happy bday

[florige]

Don't you drink "Barbie beer?"

Tequiza?????:lmao


Now it's Tequila!...lol

[ATRAIN]

Now it's Tequila!...lol

Tequila and then he chases the shot with a Tequiza

[Mister Sinister]

Shagia did you get what you wanted for your birthday? You know pee wee popping out of a cake? We all you still have a crush on him.
Close....I did get a shiny new 250 gig external HD, so I'll manage.

[ATRAIN]

Close....I did get a shiny new 250 gig external HD, so I'll manage.

For all your pee wee youtube rips?

[Mister Sinister]

For all your pee wee youtube rips?
Also close. I'm putting the old X-Men, Spider-Man, and Batman cartoons on it, plus a shit-ton of Transformers cartoons.

[DarkReign]

Also close. I'm putting the old X-Men, Spider-Man, and Batman cartoons on it, plus a shit-ton of Transformers cartoons.

You embody the Geek Forum.

Happy bday.

[duncan228]

Happy Late Birthday Shagia. I missed this thread, good thing J.T. mentioned it! :lol