Shaq rap about Kobe

[crgassoc]

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1626146951

[Leetonidas]

What a faggot.

[Red Hawk #21]

Yooo! Shaq completely owned Kobe! And Patrick Ewing too

[Red Hawk #21]

"Kobe Tell me how my ass taste"- Shaq

[mardigan]

Let it go big guy

[nashzilla]

hahahaha "that's like a whiteboy being mo' n***a than me!! kobe tell me how my ass taste!!!!"

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

What a faggot.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

His wife is probably leaving him cause of these weak-ass rhymes.

[thispego]

lol. lakers fans.. your thoughts?

[jack sommerset]

Shaq is one of a kind. Kobe either ate Shaq's ass or ate something that was up Shaq's ass. Either way I bet it taste like shit!

[Red Hawk #21]

Damn and I thought their feud was over, guess not

[Banzai]

Did this happen since he's been on the Suns?

[DazedAndConfused]

As far as Bryant is concerned, none of us knows the whole truth, and we're not about to. At least not from him.

"It's called moving forward, bro," Bryant declares. "That's what I'm doing. Life is so beautiful right now."

Perhaps Bryant won't look back because he doesn't have to. His plan is to let his game make the only historical statement that matters.

"He should," said Shaquille O'Neal, reaching out to offer a few words about Bryant this past weekend. "He's been great all year. He was great in the playoffs and he's showing everyone what he's made of. He's on the verge of being the latest great one with four rings.

"He's come a long way. All I can say is, I'm happy for him. And I'm proud of him."

[Red Hawk #21]

WTF's going on? If Shaq said that^ then he made a rap song later to diss kobe that is pretty two faced.

[baseline bum]

Shaq can't rap. He's only sounded good on one song in his whole career; Can We Rock? by Fu-Schnickens.

[IronMexican]

He's only making himself look bad, and showing more and more that he wasn't the one who ran shaq out.

[timvp]

Is Kobe going to rape Shaq to get his revenge? This could be the latest West Coast, almost West Coast rivalry.

[Spur-Addict]

Seriously, what kind of man brings up the business of someone else which is irrelavant in that situation? A BITCH DOES, correction, a BITCH SNITCH DOES.

:baby

[DazedAndConfused]

Kobe had no idea the things he was saying were going to be public record. This is what he told the cops while under interrogation. Don't act like he fucking went on Oprah and spilled the beans on Shaq.

[Spur-Addict]

Kobe had no idea the things he was saying were going to be public record. This is what he told the cops while under interrogation. Don't act like he fucking went on Oprah and spilled the beans on Shaq.

IRRELAVANT. He's a snitch, PERIOD. LIVE WITH IT and stop ignoring the fact that Kobe is cotton soft. You lames kill me with this shit.

[Red Hawk #21]

Kobe had no idea the things he was saying were going to be public record. This is what he told the cops while under interrogation. Don't act like he fucking went on Oprah and spilled the beans on Shaq.

Either way he shouldn't have snitched on Shaq. Even if Kobe disliked Shaq he should have enough respect to not snitch on someone who helped him win championships. Don't get me wrong Im not a Kobe Hater or anything but if he snitched on me like that I would also have a hard time getting over it.

[monosylab1k]

Kobe had no idea the things he was saying were going to be public record. This is what he told the cops while under interrogation

those sort of things become public record all the time. He's an idiot for saying it period, whether it was to cops, Oprah, or Helen Keller.

[Brutalis]

Well he's right but what a punk he is for acting out like that.

[Medvedenko]

Kobe was a bitch for narc-ing on Shaq, but I thought this was water under the bridge. I guess not, oh, well, I guess Shaq couldn't do it without Shaq of 00-03 either......

Now, I love a good feud, but you wait until the guys gets into a final when you couldn't lead your team with Amare and Nash past the first round and oh, that's 2 first round exits in a row I might add......Please, I love Shaq and what he did as a Laker when he was motivated, but give it up.

[monosylab1k]

Now, I love a good feud, but you wait until the guys gets into a final when you couldn't lead your team with Amare and Nash past the first round and oh, that's 2 first round exits in a row I might add......

You forgot to include the whole championship in 06 without Kobe.

[Medvedenko]

You forgot to include the whole championship in 06 without Kobe.

I have already forgot actually. You should too.

[Ghazi]

'06 championship like isn't even real.

[Red Hawk #21]

I wonder what happens next time they see each other somewhere, will they shake hands or just ignore each other? Or maybe Shaq will ask Kobe what his ass tastes like lol

[The Franchise]

Kobe tell me how my ass taste!!!!:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

htf can you trust kazaam

this is what happens when you used up ur 3 wishes....

[E.O.A.O.]

It's too bad that Shaq wouldn't have won 3 without Kobe and the rest of the crew.... FISHER FOX HORRY... lol seriously.

In Miami he won with FLASH !!!POSEY!!! and others... It takes a team. Suns don't have a chance.

[Spur-Addict]

It's too bad that Shaq wouldn't have won 3 without Kobe and the rest of the crew.... FISHER FOX HORRY... lol seriously.

In Miami he won with FLASH !!!POSEY!!! and others... It takes a team. Suns don't have a chance.

How does Shaq's ass taste?

[Pistons < Spurs]

O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was wrapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3457917

[Red Hawk #21]

I dont believe Shaq, I think he wasn't joking.

[Gino]

Is Kobe going to rape Shaq to get his revenge? This could be the latest West Coast, almost West Coast rivalry.


Awesome.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

After screening the video my conclusion is that it's sad to think that Shaq has as many rings as Tim.

[taps]

Is Kobe going to rape Shaq to get his revenge? This could be the latest West Coast, almost West Coast rivalry.

To Shaq: "Is Kobe Bryant gonna have to choke a bitch?"

[jack sommerset]

Kobe will rape Shaq and when he is done Kobe will stick his KAWK in Shaqs mouth and ask him " How does ur ass taste bitch?"

[exstatic]

These two just need to get a room and get it over with. Enough with the Fake Drama. SNL had it nailed with them as the ambiguously gay duo.

[BLACKMAMBA24]

He is what 40? Time to grow up,early exit from playoffs he needs some kind of attention.Bynum will take care of his ass again with another"old Artis Gilmore move".

[Spur-Addict]

He is what 40? Time to grow up,early exit from playoffs he needs some kind of attention.Bynum will take care of his ass again with another"old Artis Gilmore move".

You heard it first, right from a Kobe Stan.

[Strike]

Shaq can't rap. He's only sounded good on one song in his whole career; Can We Rock? by Fu-Schnickens.

That song blew hairy goat ass, too.

Does Shaq really think he'd have his three Laker rings without Kobe? What about riding D-Wade's coattails in 06? I've always hated Snaq. And this little "rap" just proves once again that he is void of any character. He's a fucking prick and if he was torn apart by a pack of wild hyenas tomorrow, I wouldn't bat an eye.

In fact, I'd probably cheer for the hyenas.

[Lake_show]

tell me how my ass tastes... wow you know people are going to be chanting that next year

[Twisted_Dawg]

Shaq could have been a bit more classy by saying, "Kobe, tell me how my salad tastes."

[1Parker1]

After screening the video my conclusion is that it's sad to think that Shaq has as many rings as Tim.

:lol :tu

It's sad that he's the guy Duncan is competing with for the title of the "Best Big Man" since 2000. :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

How wrong is it that I found that funny as hell?


tell me how my ass tastes... wow you know people are going to be chanting that next year

Oh, yeah.

[Lakers08Champs]

I just feel sorry for the dude. It looks like he's just clamoring for attention now. It's like, one day he thinks, "I'll give Kobe some compliments and see if that makes me relevant again," and when that doesn't work, he probably thinks "You know what, I gave it a try, and it didn't work so F it. I'll just say what I've always thought about Kobe." The guy is just embarrassing himself now.

[Avitus1]

Good job Shaq, now retire....

[Spur-Addict]

I just feel sorry for the dude. It looks like he's just clamoring for attention now. It's like, one day he thinks, "I'll give Kobe some compliments and see if that makes me relevant again," and when that doesn't work, he probably thinks "You know what, I gave it a try, and it didn't work so F it. I'll just say what I've always thought about Kobe." The guy is just embarrassing himself now.

The perch pity comment angle, I always thought it was garbage. Yeah, I feel sorry for a multi millionaire athlete/actor/businessman. You have to be kidding right? Also, at his current ability, he is still better than most centers in the league. No, there is nothing to feel sorry about. He is still very relevant in todays game. You are talking as though he is Adonal Foyle, GET REAL. :lmao

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

It's not that big a deal...

why wouldn't Shaq take the opportunity of ribbing his former teammate for coming up short in the finals...anyway, Shaq's a big stupid clown. "Tell me how my ass tastes?" :lol, whatever, that's pretty funny. It's so stupid and juvenile, Kobe probably doesn't give a shit either.

[dbreiden83080]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:

[m33p0]

big snaq strikes again. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

That might be one of the funniest things that I've ever heard. :lmao :lmao :lmao

[timvp]

I just listened to it for the first time now. I almost popped a lung laughing so hard. And then I read in this thread Laker Fan coming to Kobe's defense like they want to jump in and do the azz tasting so they can report to Kobe and save him the hassle.

Shaq laid complete ownage on Kobe.

*cue Laker Fan coming in and defending their man*

[KidCongo]

B I G

[DazedAndConfused]

I just listened to it for the first time now. I almost popped a lung laughing so hard. And then I read in this thread Laker Fan coming to Kobe's defense like they want to jump in and do the azz tasting so they can report to Kobe and save him the hassle.

Shaq laid complete ownage on Kobe.

*cue Laker Fan coming in and defending their man*

What's sad is you're a moderator on here. Your wife should revoke that ASAP.

That wasn't a free-style. Those were pre-made lyrics. I don't buy this whole "I'm fucking around" bit. He's simply doing damage control. I guess this is the only way he can stay relevant these days.

[timvp]

Don't worry, Kobe. I'll tell you how it tastes.

[FlavoredIcecream]

Shaq>Kobe :elephant

Tell me how my ass taste. :lol:

[Sportcamper]

Kobe Bryant headlines Olympic basketball team…

Shaq takes the stage in sleazy Hip Hop Club….


Ohhh How the Mighty Have Fallen...

[DazedAndConfused]

I'm ugly and fat

[anakha]

Wow, really creative and original insult there. :lol

[O-Factor]

What's sad is you're a moderator on here. Your wife should revoke that ASAP.

That wasn't a free-style. Those were pre-made lyrics. I don't buy this whole "I'm fucking around" bit. He's simply doing damage control. I guess this is the only way he can stay relevant these days.

Whats funny is that timvp predicted/said what you would do....and right on cue you did it.:lol

[O-Factor]

Shaq 4 > Kobe 0

[DazedAndConfused]

Whats funny is that timvp predicted/said what you would do....and right on cue you did it.:lol

He said I would defend Kobe which I actually didn't do. Calling Shaq a retard != defending Kobe.

[DazedAndConfused]

Shaq 4 > Kobe 0

4 > 3 you mean.

[anakha]

Calling Shaq a retard != defending Kobe.

Calling Shaq a retard = invalidating whatever he says about Kobe = defending Kobe

Whether you're attacking Shaq or defending Kobe, the intended result is the same.

[Ghazi]

4* > 3

[O-Factor]

4 > 3 you mean.

Oh, you mean the 3 Kobe won as a role player for Shaq? Where Shaq was the man on the team? Where Shaq was the leader and led on the team? Those 3?

[Ghazi]

Kobe was still a superstar, not a role player. Teams can have 2-3 superstars you know.

Shaq wouldn't have won those rings without Kobe, and same goes for vice versa. Shaq was the better player then but who cares really, as if it's shameful to be slightly worse than a 7 foot monster who averaged 30/15 in the playoffs.

[stretch]

Shaq is the biggest two-faced faggot in the NBA.

[TheMACHINE]

As a Lakers fan...I Love it! Kobe is gonna say its no big deal..but WE all know what happens when Kobe has a chip on his shoulders. Woooot!

[Kindergarten Cop]

Kobe had no idea the things he was saying were going to be public record. This is what he told the cops while under interrogation. Don't act like he fucking went on Oprah and spilled the beans on Shaq.

:rolleyes:rolleyes

Didn't he actually say this to the officers in a casual conversation, not an interrogation? Similar to his casual conversations last summer with some fans regarding Bynum and Kupchak? Please don't attempt to portray Kobe as a good guy in this or pretend that he wasn't trying to deflect the attention. He was being childish in both occasions and should have his Man Card stripped for the Shaq incident.

[stretch]

As a Lakers fan...I Love it! Kobe is gonna say its no big deal..but WE all know what happens when Kobe has a chip on his shoulders. Woooot!

Yeah he gets to the playoffs then gives up on his team the moment adversity strikes.

[TheMACHINE]

Yeah he gets to the playoffs then gives up on his team the moment adversity strikes.

Yah good one...too bad mavs fans knows about giving up in the Finals and also knows what Kobe can do to a team when mad. :toast

[O-Factor]

Shaq is the biggest two-faced faggot in the NBA.

without a doubt. What was it a couple years ago, he said Nash winning his MVPs was a joke or something like that.

[Spur-Addict]

Yah good one...too bad mavs fans knows about giving up in the Finals and also knows what Kobe can do to a team when mad. :toast

Yeah, and he wasn't mad in the finals? :lmao... Alright buddy, i'll be talkin' to ya. :toast

[ATRAIN]

I heard this on the radio this morning damn shaq sucks at rapping.

[TheMACHINE]

Yeah, and he wasn't mad in the finals? :lmao... Alright buddy, i'll be talkin' to ya. :toast

Was he mad? Didnt seem like he was.

[Kindergarten Cop]

Was he mad? Didnt seem like he was.

:rolleyes

[TheMACHINE]

There's a difference between MAD personally and just wanting to win. Please tell me why Kobe was "mad" at the finals?

[Spur-Addict]

Was he mad? Didnt seem like he was.

Maybe you didn't watch the press conference. Or, maybe he doesn't want to play basketball anymore. Or, he simply doesn't care about winning championships because it's not like he didn't openly request a trade before the Gasol deal. Hmm, i'm not sure about this one. :lmao

[stretch]

Yah good one...too bad mavs fans knows about giving up in the Finals and also knows what Kobe can do to a team when mad. :toast

You mean Mavs fans know about Stern stealing playoff games from them, and that Kobe can score 62 in a regular season game, but not in the playoffs. Give me Dirk's 50 against Phoenix in game 5 in a heartbeat.

[TheMACHINE]

You mean Mavs fans know about Stern stealing playoff games from them, and that Kobe can score 62 in a regular season game, but not in the playoffs. Give me Dirk's 50 against Phoenix in game 5 in a heartbeat.

This year, Kobe didnt need to make that many points to reach the Finals. But overall...Dirk and Kobe both couldnt do it in the finals...so take whatever games you want...both had the same outcome...a finals beating.

[Kindergarten Cop]

There's a difference between MAD personally and just wanting to win. Please tell me why Kobe was "mad" at the finals?

Insert the clip of Kobe hitting Radmanovich as he sits on the bench. Yeah, he didn't look mad in that clip - did he?

:rolleyes

http://photo13.hexun.com/p/2008/0609/210611/b_2679D4B0E4809EFA2D5DB5CC6E492E42.jpg

[Spur-Addict]

Insert the clip of Kobe hitting Radmanovich as he sits on the bench. Yeah, he didn't look mad in that clip - did he?

:rolleyes

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm127/E20_album/anigif.gif

:lmao

[stretch]

This year, Kobe didnt need to make that many points to reach the Finals. But overall...Dirk and Kobe both couldnt do it in the finals...so take whatever games you want...both had the same outcome...a finals beating.

Kobe lost to the Celtics.

Dirk lost to Stern.

two different things.

[LakeShow]

posted by; live and die in LA, clublakers! :lmao

AMARE AND NASH, YOU'RE NEXT http://www.clublakers.com/forums/images/smiles/fatshaq.gif

Shaq's selling tickets!

[DazedAndConfused]

Kobe losing to the Celtics is in no way comparable to Dirk losing to the Heat.

The Celtics were simply a superior team to the Lakers. Can you say the same about the Heat compared to the Mavs?

[jacobdrj]

IRRELAVANT. He's a snitch, PERIOD. LIVE WITH IT and stop ignoring the fact that Kobe is cotton soft. You lames kill me with this shit.

I still don't understand where this anti-truth montra/culture comes from. A lot of bad things have happened because people didn't 'snitch'.
Far more good things have come from transparency.

[LakeShow]

What's sad is you're a moderator on here. Your wife should revoke that ASAP.

That wasn't a free-style. Those were pre-made lyrics. I don't buy this whole "I'm fucking around" bit. He's simply doing damage control. I guess this is the only way he can stay relevant these days.

:lol You ever notice how the lame Kobe rape talk calms down on this site and Timvp starts it back up? I think he has a secret man-crush for Kobe! :lol

[stretch]

Kobe losing to the Celtics is in no way comparable to Dirk losing to the Heat.

The Celtics were simply a superior team to the Lakers. Can you say the same about the Heat compared to the Mavs?

No, because Stern stole the finals from the Mavs.

[stretch]

:lol You ever notice how the lame Kobe rape talk calms down on this site and Timvp starts it back up? I think he has a secret man-crush for Kobe! :lol

I do think some spurs fans are wayyyyy overly obsessive with dissing Kobe. And quite a few spurs fans here are simply just insecure about their team or something. Not sure what, or why because the Spurs have won 4 titles in the past 9 years, so its quite childish to sit around and just take cheap shots at the opponents of the spurs for no reason. I mean I can understand sometimes joking or taking a jab, as i make fun of Shaq (whom i have a disdain for) from time to time, but not quite like spurs fans who make a new thread bashing Kobe every other day, or bashing Dirk every other day like they did back when the Spurs lost to the Mavs. It's ridiculous to sit around and talk shit every day about someone just because they beat your favorite team. Just accept the loss, and move the hell on.

[The Franchise]

There sure seem to be a lot of men jumping up to defend another mans honor in here. Sounds like ass tasting to me.:p:

[xtremesteven33]

I do think some spurs fans are wayyyyy overly obsessive with dissing Kobe. And quite a few spurs fans here are simply just insecure about their team or something. Not sure what, or why because the Spurs have won 4 titles in the past 9 years, so its quite childish to sit around and just take cheap shots at the opponents of the spurs for no reason. I mean I can understand sometimes joking or taking a jab, as i make fun of Shaq (whom i have a disdain for) from time to time, but not quite like spurs fans who make a new thread bashing Kobe every other day, or bashing Dirk every other day like they did back when the Spurs lost to the Mavs. It's ridiculous to sit around and talk shit every day about someone just because they beat your favorite team. Just accept the loss, and move the hell on.


why not laugh about it? why get all wet about it and take it personally like we're talking about ur mom or something. i dont get mad at people making fun of something. i get mad at people who say things that are stupid and act like they know what theyre talking about.

plus another thing. if Lakers fans get tired of the Kobe rape jokes. he shouldnt have raped the girl....:wow

[TheMACHINE]

why not laugh about it? why get all wet about it and take it personally like we're talking about ur mom or something. i dont get mad at people making fun of something. i get mad at people who say things that are stupid and act like they know what theyre talking about.

plus another thing. if Lakers fans get tired of the Kobe rape jokes. he shouldnt have raped the girl....:wow


You're one of them

[stretch]

why not laugh about it? why get all wet about it and take it personally like we're talking about ur mom or something. i dont get mad at people making fun of something. i get mad at people who say things that are stupid and act like they know what theyre talking about.

plus another thing. if Lakers fans get tired of the Kobe rape jokes. he shouldnt have raped the girl....:wow

its funny from time to time, but when 10 threads a day are created just because some fans have hard feelings about their team getting beat in the playoffs, thats ridiculous. there has always been some Kobe hate here, but ever since the Lakers beat the Spurs, its been absolutely insane. back when the Mavs beat the Spurs, there was endless shit talking about Dirk, whereas now, 2 years later, virtually all spurs fans have nothing but respect and good things to say about him (and a several of them were the same fans that would create 400 stupid-ass threads talking shit about him, kinda like the threads being created nowadays about Kobe)

as soon as the Hornets took that 3-1 lead earlier in the playoffs, there was constant shit talking about Chris Paul, whereas now, you dont see a single word being said about him. virtually every game that the Spurs lose during the season, there is a thread or two made about some player that maybe committed a hard foul, or was trash talking in the game, and about how he deserves a suspension, or threads taking shots at their personal lives, or some stupid shit like that. to me, its as if some spurs fans take it personally when someone talks shit to their team, or if their team loses. i hate it when fans do that, period, of any team including mavs fans whom ive seen do it in this forum as well.

[hater]

the only thing this proves is that my 5 year old nephew is better freestyler than Shaq

[xtremesteven33]

its funny from time to time, but when 10 threads a day are created just because some fans have hard feelings about their team getting beat in the playoffs, thats ridiculous. there has always been some Kobe hate here, but ever since the Lakers beat the Spurs, its been absolutely insane. back when the Mavs beat the Spurs, there was endless shit talking about Dirk, whereas now, 2 years later, virtually all spurs fans have nothing but respect and good things to say about him (and a several of them were the same fans that would create 400 stupid-ass threads talking shit about him, kinda like the threads being created nowadays about Kobe)

as soon as the Hornets took that 3-1 lead earlier in the playoffs, there was constant shit talking about Chris Paul, whereas now, you dont see a single word being said about him. virtually every game that the Spurs lose during the season, there is a thread or two made about some player that maybe committed a hard foul, or was trash talking in the game, and about how he deserves a suspension, or threads taking shots at their personal lives, or some stupid shit like that. to me, its as if some spurs fans take it personally when someone talks shit to their team, or if their team loses. i hate it when fans do that, period, of any team including mavs fans whom ive seen do it in this forum as well.


its the beauty of freedom of speech isnt it? you say whats on your mind.
i do agree with you that i dont like hypocrites or flip-flopers but if you dont like somebody then what can you do about it. you mean to tell me that if your team plays the Spurs you dont get up off your couch and say curse words at Duncan,parker or ginobili or Bowen? please,everyone does it. it just so happens here at ST we like to express our thoughts on the internet. Im sorry bro, but Kobe deserves all that he gets coming to him. hes a liar and a cheat. how can you defend that?

and as for Dirk. we just didnt like when he used to make shots and stick his stupid tongue out like a retard. also when he made a 3 pointer one time and he started stomping around like a gorilla afterwards. stuff like that deserves to be mocked and laughed at.

[TheMACHINE]

its the beauty of freedom of speech isnt it? you say whats on your mind.
i do agree with you that i dont like hypocrites or flip-flopers but if you dont like somebody then what can you do about it. you mean to tell me that if your team plays the Spurs you dont get up off your couch and say curse words at Duncan,parker or ginobili or Bowen? please,everyone does it. it just so happens here at ST we like to express our thoughts on the internet. Im sorry bro, but Kobe deserves all that he gets coming to him. hes a liar and a cheat. how can you defend that?

and as for Dirk. we just didnt like when he used to make shots and stick his stupid tongue out like a retard. also when he made a 3 pointer one time and he started stomping around like a gorilla afterwards. stuff like that deserves to be mocked and laughed at.

Its ok to hate..but obessesive hating i what we're talking about.

[stretch]

its the beauty of freedom of speech isnt it? you say whats on your mind.
i do agree with you that i dont like hypocrites or flip-flopers but if you dont like somebody then what can you do about it. you mean to tell me that if your team plays the Spurs you dont get up off your couch and say curse words at Duncan,parker or ginobili or Bowen? please,everyone does it. it just so happens here at ST we like to express our thoughts on the internet. Im sorry bro, but Kobe deserves all that he gets coming to him. hes a liar and a cheat. how can you defend that?

i never said no one can say anything. i just stated my opinion that some spurs fans here are way too sensitive over their team. i also said fans of other teams do the same things. it all bugs me period. i never once told anyone to stop, or not to do it. like you said... freedom of speech. i said whats on my mind, so fuck off.


and as for Dirk. we just didnt like when he used to make shots and stick his stupid tongue out like a retard. also when he make a 3 pointer and started stomping around like a gorilla afterwards. stuff like that deserves to be mocked and laughed at.

or about duncan, bowen, and parker thinking they are the most innocent human beings since Jesus Christ every time they commit a blatant foul or traveling violation? their stuff deserves to be mocked and laughed at just as much as anything Dirk does. i hope i never see you attempting to defend them over that, otherwise you would look like quite a hypocrite.

[Spur-Addict]

I still don't understand where this anti-truth montra/culture comes from. A lot of bad things have happened because people didn't 'snitch'.
Far more good things have come from transparency.

We're talking about a mans marriage, not a murder or drug selling that may deteriorate communities. (Let alone we don't "Snitch" on those who allow import the drugs themselves, or allow the import of it.) We're talking about childrens lives, we're talking about something far more important here. So, in regards to your critique of my statement, there's my rebuttle.

[Kori Ellis]

its funny from time to time, but when 10 threads a day are created just because some fans have hard feelings about their team getting beat in the playoffs, thats ridiculous.

Exaggerate much?

There's like four threads today about Kobe and that's because of the Shaq thing, so it's unusually high.

I don't know what you expect, but the URL here's SPURStalk.com. So you should expect Spurs fans to bash the players that knocked them out of the postseason. Kobe's awesome. Everyone knows that. With being great, comes some hate. Deal with it or become a Knicks fan.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in January and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse earlier this month.

"I want his two badges back," Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."

Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that "Kobe couldn't do without me." O'Neal skewers the Lakers' star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him.

"I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever," O'Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O'Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn't immediately respond.

Arpaio, who describes himself as "America's Toughest Sheriff" and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn't expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.

"Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn't there," Arpaio said.

O'Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat. He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February .


http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8274930/Shaq-gets-slapped-by-sheriff-for-Kobe-rap

[TheMACHINE]

We're talking about a mans marriage, not a murder or drug selling that may deteriorate communities. (Let alone we don't "Snitch" on those who allow import the drugs themselves, or allow the import of it.) We're talking about childrens lives, we're talking about something far more important here. So, in regards to your critique of my statement, there's my rebuttle.

you think shaq really cares about his marriage if he cheated on his wife?

[xtremesteven33]

i never said no one can say anything. i just stated my opinion that some spurs fans here are way too sensitive over their team. i also said fans of other teams do the same things. it all bugs me period. i never once told anyone to stop, or not to do it. like you said... freedom of speech. i said whats on my mind, so fuck off.



or about duncan, bowen, and parker thinking they are the most innocent human beings since Jesus Christ every time they commit a blatant foul or traveling violation? their stuff deserves to be mocked and laughed at just as much as anything Dirk does. i hope i never see you attempting to defend them over that, otherwise you would look like quite a hypocrite.



wow......first off, what team or players dont whine about foul calls. do the spurs do it a bit too much, yea they do. but those are things that can be easily overlooked seeing as how the cameras wont always show it. the cameras always show Dirk sticking his tongue out like a dog. its annoying. admit that my friend and well end this debate.

[Spur-Addict]

you think shaq really cares about his marriage if he cheated on his wife?

I think he cares about his children.

[TheMACHINE]

I think he cares about his children.

Yah..so dont play on thier mommy.

[Kindergarten Cop]

Yah..so dont play on thier mommy.

So honestly, does this mean that you believe that Kobe does not care about his daughters? You can't have it both ways.

[TheMACHINE]

So honestly, does this mean that you believe that Kobe does not care about his daughters? You can't have it both ways.

No he probably doesnt care. I agree you cant have it both ways. So what now?

[Kindergarten Cop]

No he probably doesnt care. I agree you cant have it both ways. So what now?

I am impressed with your honesty.:toast

How does it make you feel watching Kobe prop up his kids after a game or press conference to act as if he does?

[nashzilla]

Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in January and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse earlier this month.

"I want his two badges back," Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."

Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that "Kobe couldn't do without me." O'Neal skewers the Lakers' star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him.

"I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever," O'Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O'Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn't immediately respond.

Arpaio, who describes himself as "America's Toughest Sheriff" and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn't expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.

"Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn't there," Arpaio said.

O'Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat. He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February .


http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8274930/Shaq-gets-slapped-by-sheriff-for-Kobe-rap


FUCK JOE ARPAIO. he's the most racist public servant in all of america. this douchebag and his minions will stop anyone with brown skin and harrass the shit out of them for no reason other than walking on the street. FUCK YOU JOE ARPAIO. this piece of shit is a spotlight whore akin to paris hilton and lindsay lohan. he would do anything to get his faggot ass name in the paper. the people of maricopa county need to vote this fuckstick out of office. good for shaq, he doesn't need to be associated with a blatant brown skin hater.

[stretch]

Exaggerate much?

Yes, I did. Is that an issue or something?


There's like four threads today about Kobe and that's because of the Shaq thing, so it's unusually high.

That's great. As I admitted, it was an exaggeration.


I don't know what you expect, but the URL here's SPURStalk.com. So you should expect Spurs fans to bash the players that knocked them out of the postseason. Kobe's awesome. Everyone knows that. With being great, comes some hate. Deal with it or become a Knicks fan.

No shit. :rolleyes Again, I never said that people can't hate, or express their hate. I just am expressing that some people are taking it quite far.

[stretch]

wow......first off, what team or players dont whine about foul calls. do the spurs do it a bit too much, yea they do. but those are things that can be easily overlooked seeing as how the cameras wont always show it. the cameras always show Dirk sticking his tongue out like a dog. its annoying. admit that my friend and well end this debate.

i never said what he does may not annoy other people. you expressed something about Dirk that annoys you. so i expressed something about some spurs players that annoys me.

[xtremesteven33]

i never said what he does may not annoy other people. you expressed something about Dirk that annoys you. so i expressed something about some spurs players that annoys me.


forgive me if its hard to take u seriously with that avatar....haha

which one is that ED or EDDY

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forgive me if its hard to take u seriously with that avatar....haha

which one is that ED or EDDY

Ed.

[TheMACHINE]

I am impressed with your honesty.:toast

How does it make you feel watching Kobe prop up his kids after a game or press conference to act as if he does?


I think it sucks...shaq and kobe can learn from it and move on, but dont blame a snitch for ruining ur marriage if you chose that path.

[DazedAndConfused]

Oh please now you dumb hicks feel sympathy for Shaq cheating on his wife? Mother of God the Kobe hate here is RIDICULOUS. You guys are out-of-control obsessed with seeing the guy fail.

I've seen Shaq's wife in interviews. She's not a dumb broad, she knows what's up. You mean to tell me she had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA about Shaq's philandering this entire time until Kobe's police report interrogations were leaked? Give me a fucking break. Shaq's marriage disintegrated the moment he cheated on her and broke their marriage vows. Besides, didn't they divorce because she was embezzling funds from him?

The bottomline is Shaq is a giant kid who has never grown up. You take him seriously and you become part of his joke.

[xtremesteven33]

Oh please now you dumb hicks feel sympathy for Shaq cheating on his wife? Mother of God the Kobe hate here is RIDICULOUS. You guys are out-of-control obsessed with seeing the guy fail.

I've seen Shaq's wife in interviews. She's not a dumb broad, she knows what's up. You mean to tell me she had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA about Shaq's philandering this entire time until Kobe's police report interrogations were leaked? Give me a fucking break. Shaq's marriage disintegrated the moment he cheated on her and broke their marriage vows. Besides, didn't they divorce because she was embezzling funds from him?

The bottomline is Shaq is a giant kid who has never grown up. You take him seriously and you become part of his joke.



i love kove with all my heart. :married:

there, feel better?

[Cry Havoc]

FUCK JOE ARPAIO. he's the most racist public servant in all of america. this douchebag and his minions will stop anyone with brown skin and harrass the shit out of them for no reason other than walking on the street. FUCK YOU JOE ARPAIO. this piece of shit is a spotlight whore akin to paris hilton and lindsay lohan. he would do anything to get his faggot ass name in the paper. the people of maricopa county need to vote this fuckstick out of office. good for shaq, he doesn't need to be associated with a blatant brown skin hater.

If a regular cop said something like that, they would be fired. Period. They don't gain much by revoking Shaq's badge. But they sure do lose one big fat moron of a figurehead.

[Kindergarten Cop]

Oh please now you dumb hicks feel sympathy for Shaq cheating on his wife? Mother of God the Kobe hate here is RIDICULOUS. You guys are out-of-control obsessed with seeing the guy fail.

I've seen Shaq's wife in interviews. She's not a dumb broad, she knows what's up. You mean to tell me she had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA about Shaq's philandering this entire time until Kobe's police report interrogations were leaked? Give me a fucking break. Shaq's marriage disintegrated the moment he cheated on her and broke their marriage vows. Besides, didn't they divorce because she was embezzling funds from him?

The bottomline is Shaq is a giant kid who has never grown up. You take him seriously and you become part of his joke.

Way to get others to buy your argument when you start with offensive sterotypes. Who is sympathizing for Shaq? I don't feel bad for him in the least, but I still think that Kobe crossed the line and needs to be stripped of his Man Card.

[T Park]

FUCK JOE ARPAIO. he's the most racist public servant in all of america. this douchebag and his minions will stop anyone with brown skin and harrass the shit out of them for no reason other than walking on the street. FUCK YOU JOE ARPAIO. this piece of shit is a spotlight whore akin to paris hilton and lindsay lohan. he would do anything to get his faggot ass name in the paper. the people of maricopa county need to vote this fuckstick out of office. good for shaq, he doesn't need to be associated with a blatant brown skin hater.


So being tough on illegal aliens is now = Racist?


Wow. This country is going down the shitter fast.

[DazedAndConfused]

^Did you vote for George W. Bush........twice?

[MannyIsGod]

^Did you vote for George W. Bush........twice?

:lol

pwnt!

[PoleSmoking]

Here's what I don't get: How can Shaq talk any shit whatsoever about Kobe's Lakers getting beat in the Finals, when his team got beat in the 1st round?

... And I'm even a Suns fan, for fuck's sake!

[PoleSmoking]

So being tough on illegal aliens is now = Racist?


Wow. This country is going down the shitter fast.

And I guarantee you, nashzilla is hispanic, too. But I'm probably not allowed to mention that without being called a "piece of shit faggot racist,' right?

:rolleyes

[0201rinckwater]

you think shaq really cares about his marriage if he cheated on his wife?

of course he cares, that's why he would pay the bitches off.

[Sway]

I will say this, I cant wait to go to a game next year so I can hear people chant, "Kobe, how does my ass taste?" :lmao

[Thomas82]

Kobe tell me how my ass taste!!!!:lol

I bet it tastes like Boston Creme Pie to Kobe.

[JustSpurs]

"Kobe Tell me how my ass taste"- Shaq

How long before somebody starts selling T-Shirts?

[~~~~~~]

:lmao
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2861/washedupcm7.jpg

[Cheese]

Fuck Shaq.Has-been biatch!

Shaq got eliminated in the 1st round, so who needed who’s help?
The only bitch made nigga here is Shaq.That’s why his wifey was stealing his paper right from under his nose.

Stick to paying for pussy Shaq, because you have zero skills w/ the mic.. sorta like the free-throw line.

On the other hand,I hope Nessa didnt toss that fat-asses salad.Seems to be the implication here with the "Kobe tell me how my ass taste" line.

[Benvolio_Montague]

It is shocking this stupid ass song is getting so much press. Who gives a shit.

Fuck Shaq.

Fuck kobe.

the real story is shaq losing his badge over this.

[nashzilla]

If a regular cop said something like that, they would be fired. Period. They don't gain much by revoking Shaq's badge. But they sure do lose one big fat moron of a figurehead.

my point was joe arpaio is a big huge hypocrite fucking phony. funny its nearing voting season and he has had some pr nightmares with racial profiling in maricopa county, especialy in the predominatly hispanic/yaqui indian community of Guadalupe that borders Tempe and Phoenix. now he wants to revoke shaq's badge (which is a total sham of a badge anyway) and try to get kudos for not tolerating racism which is a crock of shit. arpaio has a bunch of goons who only look for brown skinned people to harrass and corral hispanics and african americans. FUCK JOE ARPAIO was my point.

[Spurtacus]

Shaq's an idiot. No wonder he's been on four teams in his career. Suns should trade his ass for a second rounder.

[duncan228]

http://www.syracuse.com/poliquin/index.ssf/2008/06/after_his_rapping_of_kobe_shaq.html

After his crude rapping of Kobe, Shaq proved he has class, all right -- steerage
by Bud Poliquin

Syracuse, N.Y. -- During his class-challenged rap session the other night down in New York City, Shaquille O'Neal repeated over and over and over again: "Kobe, tell me how my (butt) tastes."

Now, as musical refrains go, that bit of nonsense wasn't exactly, "The answer is blowing in the wind." But Shaq did rhetorically ask about the flavor of his hindquarters, and as it would be impolite to ignore the big man, among the many potential answers would have been this one:

Shaq's ever-widening bottom has the tang of whatever sofa he's been sitting on since his Phoenix Suns -- the club he was supposed to have led to the NBA championship this month -- were eliminated in the first round of the league playoffs back in April.

Let's see. O'Neal's Suns go out so very meekly in the first round to the San Antonio Spurs in five games, and later those same Spurs are tossed, after just five games, through the doors of the Western Conference finals by Kobe Bryant's Los Angeles Lakers. And Shaq is busting Kobe's chops? This, after Bryant's club won 14 postseason affairs and O'Neal's bunch won one?

Seems as if Shaq, 36 going on 13, is as foolish as he is crude. And The Diesel is crude enough to have used during his ill-advised performance the infamous "N" word to describe Bryant and the very-nearly-as-insulting "B" word to smear a woman, in addition to inquiring again and again about the savoriness of his very own keister. Heck, he even oddly taunted the reasoned and educated Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, a basketball colossus who, in his prime, would have toyed with Shaq. Completely and utterly.

Certainly, I'm not the most dignified guy, myself. But I do know a little bit about etiquette. And it's my guess that Shaquille O'Neal -- the self-appointed Big Aristotle who apparently thinks racial slurs and sexist smears and scatological humor make for get-up-there-on-stage-and-let-it-rip entertainment -- has scratched himself on more than one occasion with his salad fork.

The "N" word? The "B" word? "Tell me how my (butt) tastes?" All spoken by one of America's most prominent athletes . . . and all to the huzzahs of the shameless patrons in that New York City house?

Somewhere, Arthur Ashe sighs.

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Heck, he even oddly taunted the reasoned and educated Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, a basketball colossus who, in his prime, would have toyed with Shaq.

Umm... each of them in their primes? I think about the only thing that Kareem would be able to do against Shaq is his sky hook. He's definitley not moving him around or anything like that, and will likely be getting in massive amounts of foul trouble trying to combat his strength, whereas Shaq could push him around with his left pinky.

One on one, Shaq would absolutely murder Kareem. Kareem might have been one of the most skilled big-men ever, and that Sky Hook is amazing, but dunks are still a much higher percentage shot, so I'll go with the guy who will be slamming them home on Kareem all day. Kareem's strength might possibly rival that of Shawn Bradley's.

This writer must be one of those idiot old school lovers that cant accept that players will always be getting bigger, stronger, and better.

[Cry Havoc]

Umm... each of them in their primes? I think about the only thing that Kareem would be able to do against Shaq is his sky hook. He's definitley not moving him around or anything like that, and will likely be getting in massive amounts of foul trouble trying to combat his strength, whereas Shaq could push him around with his left pinky.

One on one, Shaq would absolutely murder Kareem. Kareem might have been one of the most skilled big-men ever, and that Sky Hook is amazing, but dunks are still a much higher percentage shot, so I'll go with the guy who will be slamming them home on Kareem all day. Kareem's strength might possibly rival that of Shawn Bradley's.

This writer must be one of those idiot old school lovers that cant accept that players will always be getting bigger, stronger, and better.

Depends on how the game is called. We still don't know what a charge actually constitutes. If a charge is "dislodging a defender from a set position", then Shaq would foul out in about 5 minutes against Jabbar.

If they play by the rules of this early decade, Shaq would destroy everyone who's ever played the game. And why wouldn't he? He's bigger and stronger. That doesn't make him a good basketball player, just someone who could knock players over/into the 3rd row, dunk the ball, and get an and-1 called whenever the officials actually blew a whistle.

Basketball is about skill. Shaq had some, but if was 6'5", he wouldn't have been able to make a D-I college basketball team. His entire game consists of 4 feet in.

[curtismedellin]

How long before somebody starts selling T-Shirts?

Heath Ledger...you better strike while the iron is hot!!!!

[stretch]

Depends on how the game is called. We still don't know what a charge actually constitutes. If a charge is "dislodging a defender from a set position", then Shaq would foul out in about 5 minutes against Jabbar.

If they play by the rules of this early decade, Shaq would destroy everyone who's ever played the game. And why wouldn't he? He's bigger and stronger. That doesn't make him a good basketball player, just someone who could knock players over/into the 3rd row, dunk the ball, and get an and-1 called whenever the officials actually blew a whistle.

Basketball is about skill. Shaq had some, but if was 6'5", he wouldn't have been able to make a D-I college basketball team. His entire game consists of 4 feet in.

I agree that Shaq is not a very skilled player, and that Kareem is far more skilled. But basketball is an ATHLETIC sport, thus requires athletic gifts just as much as skill, if not more. Notice in the NBA, there are far more people that are athletic out of this world that have no talent, as opposed to people with loads of talent but are slow as molasses.

[Cry Havoc]

I agree that Shaq is not a very skilled player, and that Kareem is far more skilled. But basketball is an ATHLETIC sport, thus requires athletic gifts just as much as skill, if not more. Notice in the NBA, there are far more people that are athletic out of this world that have no talent, as opposed to people with loads of talent but are slow as molasses.

How is being over 7 feet tall and (WAY) over 300 pounds athletic? Again, if it were predicated on athleticism, Shaq would not have even played for any team in the league in the past 3 years. Being able to knock over the person next to you isn't athletic. Hell if you want that, why don't some teams start sumo wrestlers at center? They would probably run the court as well as Shaq.

[stretch]

How is being over 7 feet tall and (WAY) over 300 pounds athletic? Again, if it were predicated on athleticism, Shaq would not have even played for any team in the league in the past 3 years. Being able to knock over the person next to you isn't athletic. Hell if you want that, why don't some teams start sumo wrestlers at center? They would probably run the court as well as Shaq.

Just because he doesn't run fast, or jump super high doesn't mean he didn't have any athletic advantages. Strength has to do with athleticism too, and he had LOTS of strength (obviously).

And for him to be widely considered the most dominant center ever, obviously he has more skill and athleticism than you give him credit for.

I hate Shaq probably even more than you, but the dude in his prime was a fucking beast, and if he had a better work ethic/attitude and learned how to shoot free-throws, he would likely be the greatest player in NBA history, and hands down the most dominant.

[DazedAndConfused]

Shaq in his prime would pretty much obliterate every Center who has ever played the game outside of Hakeem Olajuwon. He straight owned Shaq.

[monosylab1k]

Shaq in his prime was incredibly athletic. He was a combo of athleticism, size, & strength that the NBA has never seen. Not Wilt, not Dwight Howard, nobody else had the athletic/size/strength combo that Shaq had in his prime. His skills outside of the post were minimal, but you don't need it when you dominate from 4 feet in. You don't dominate the NBA being a tall fat guy, or else Oliver Miller would have been an all-time great.

Sure he's not looking so hot now, but now he's old. Let's see how good Tim Duncan is when he's 36.

[monosylab1k]

In his prime Shaq would abuse Kareem beyond comprehension.

[BiZNicK]

I'm suprised Shaq had the courage to show his face in public after all his shit talking only lead to a 1st round demolition...

I havent seen shaq win any rings without a all-star guard. Wade basically carried his team in 06', Shaq didnt do shit.

[Strike]

In his prime Shaq would abuse Kareem beyond comprehension. In Snaq's and Kareem's prime or just Snaq's?

Ever seen footage of Kareem with Milwaukee? He was a dominant mother fucker.

[monosylab1k]

In Snaq's and Kareem's prime or just Snaq's?

Ever seen footage of Kareem with Milwaukee? He was a dominant mother fucker.

both their primes. Shaq would crush Kareem.

[BruceLeeBowen]

both their primes. Shaq would crush Kareem.


Shaq had what? 1,000 lbs on kareem.

[nashzilla]

looks like your favorite rappers are taking sides as well.

UPDATE: TMZ.com got a hold of Nas last night, as the rapper was seen coming out of a restaurant with R&B singer and wife Kelis.
"Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe," said the veteran emcee. "Shaq is my man, biggup to Shaq."
This isn't the first time Nas has had something to say about Kobe. In his song "These Are Our Heroes" [click to read] off off the album Street's Disciple, Nas criticizes Kobe:

"From OJ to Kobe, uh let's call him Tobe/First he played his life cool just like Michael/Now he rock ice too just like I do/Yo, you can't do better than that?/The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?/Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back/Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake nigga you/You turn around then you shit on Shaq/Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes/He love a little butt crack, got enough cash/Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you/To do something for the youth, stupid spoof"

daaaaaaamn nas killed it. "Yo, you can't do better than that?/The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?" :lmao


even snoop a die hard laker fan wants no part of kobe's corner.

Even Snoop Dogg calls the new Shaq/Kobe feud “beautiful,” hoping the fight would lead to a better rivalry on the court. Snoop, despite being a Lakers fan, said he wouldn’t write some comeback verses for Kobe because he “couldn’t disrespect Shaq.” He did offer to help find Kobe someone who would, however. Bryant, who made his own rap album that was supposedly so terrible it was buried for good, has yet to formally respond to O’Neal’s verses.

this shit is going to on and on and on and on.

[nashzilla]

In Snaq's and Kareem's prime or just Snaq's?

Ever seen footage of Kareem with Milwaukee? He was a dominant mother fucker.

shaq would break kareem's skyhook shooting neck in his prime. notice he didn't say anything about "the stilt" or "the dream". i think he would shit on both ewing and kareem. wilt and hakeem on the other hand......

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shaq would break kareem's skyhook shooting neck in his prime. notice he didn't say anything about "the stilt" or "the dream". i think he would shit on both ewing and kareem. wilt and hakeem on the other hand......

If Bill Russell could own Wilt, then give me Shaq.

[monosylab1k]

I think Shaq would take Wilt. Not a complete beatdown, but gimme Shaq in that battle.

In fact, give me Shaq in his prime over Hakeem in his prime. Shaq got owned by Hakeem back when Shaq was still young and raw. In his prime, Shaq was smarter, stronger, a much better passer out of the post, and more polished. If Hakeem played that Shaq, I'd take Shaq.

[nashzilla]

I think Shaq would take Wilt. Not a complete beatdown, but gimme Shaq in that battle.

In fact, give me Shaq in his prime over Hakeem in his prime. Shaq got owned by Hakeem back when Shaq was still young and raw. In his prime, Shaq was smarter, stronger, and more polished. If Hakeem played that Shaq, I'd take Shaq.

hakeem and shaq should play one on one again for double decker tacos to settle this.

[stretch]

I think Shaq would take Wilt. Not a complete beatdown, but gimme Shaq in that battle.

In fact, give me Shaq in his prime over Hakeem in his prime. Shaq got owned by Hakeem back when Shaq was still young and raw. In his prime, Shaq was smarter, stronger, a much better passer out of the post, and more polished. If Hakeem played that Shaq, I'd take Shaq.

1-on-1 i dont think any big-man ever could take Shaq. And I think the ones that have the best chance would be big-men who could also shoot well. Guys like Sabonis, Rasheed, Dirk, etc... but dunks are still a higher percentage, so I would have to go with Shaq in those still. But I think guys like those would have the best shot at beating him. If you are trying to outmuscle him, or beat him in the post, you will not win the battle.

[DazedAndConfused]

We've already seen Shaq face Hakeem in the tail-end of his career (95 Finals where the Rockets wept the Magic 4-0). Shaq was thoroughly dominated by a smarter Hakeem who had his way with him.

Mono clearly hasn't watched basketball pre-Dirk Nowitzki.

[monosylab1k]

We've already seen Shaq face Hakeem in the tail-end of his career (95 Finals where the Rockets wept the Magic 4-0). Shaq was thoroughly dominated by a smarter Hakeem who had his way with him.

Mono clearly hasn't watched basketball pre-Dirk Nowitzki.

DazedAndConfused clearly doesn't read posts very thoroughly.

and :lmao @ Hakeem being in the tail-end of his career in 95. He only posted his career high PPG average that year. He only played 7 more seasons after 95.

DazedAndConfused clearly hasn't watched basketball pre-Kobe.

Seriously, can Laker Trolls please leave for good? Your team sucks.

[ShoogarBear]

this shit is going to on and on and on and on.

The beat don't stop till the break of dawn.

Oh . . . sorry. Got an ol skool flashback.

[IronMexican]

DazedAndConfused clearly doesn't read posts very thoroughly.

and :lmao @ Hakeem being in the tail-end of his career in 95. He only posted his career high PPG average that year. He only played 7 more seasons after 95.

DazedAndConfused clearly hasn't watched basketball pre-Kobe.

Seriously, can Laker Trolls please leave for good? Your team sucks.

Lakers suck eh?:lol

whatever you say mang:toast

[Thomas82]

Shaq in his prime would pretty much obliterate every Center who has ever played the game outside of Hakeem Olajuwon. He straight owned Shaq.

Not Wilt Chamberlain, he would ABUSE Shaq, even in Shaq's prime.

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Not Wilt Chamberlain, he would ABUSE Shaq, even in Shaq's prime.

No he wouldn't. As said earlier, if Bill Russell (who was barely 6'9 and probably half the mass of Shaq) could own Wilt, give me Shaq all day long.

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We've already seen Shaq face Hakeem in the tail-end of his career (95 Finals where the Rockets wept the Magic 4-0). Shaq was thoroughly dominated by a smarter Hakeem who had his way with him.

Mono clearly hasn't watched basketball pre-Dirk Nowitzki.

1 0n 1 and the team game are totally different man.