Tim Duncan never asks people "who's you daddy?" he already knows the answer.
Still waters run deep. unless Jackie Butleris in the area...then still waters run away.
Manu Ginobili and Michael Finley walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of AWESOME cannot be contained in one building.
When God said, "let there be light", David Robinson said, "say 'please'."
You wanna know why Geroge Gervin is called the "Iceman"? because he is. The X-men is just his part-time job.