Millennial_Messiah
I Don't Even Care Anymore

Alshon Jeffery broke his foot. Lane Johnson broke his leg. You can't make this shit up. :lmao

I wouldn't be shocked at this point if the Daltons actually win next week.

as long as Pocahontas is a goner I'm ok

Uncut Master Race. I bet OP is cut, though, because he's jewish.

:lol hand in the cookie jar again :lol gives Bill Belichick another excuse to not draft another empty calories guy like Malcolm Mitchell or Sony Michel

Kobe is just behind Jordan for GOAT IMO.

& then you have to add butter or canola oil to make sure it doesn't stick to the pan for the record, I still do make homemade eggs and they're good, I just drain out the grease, I add a little bacon if it's there, make french toast and add maple syrup *cough corn syrup cough* and the result is a...

they won a hell of a lot in 2012 and were a fluky muffed punt away from it in 2011 too

I think a LOT of expert analysts had Lock ranked as the best QB in the draft, ahead of the jamarcus russell clone, Daniel Fumbles, and the gimmicky 5'6" baseball kid

why didn't they start him week 1? they could have a chance at a playoff birth. at least finished off the packers/vikings when they had them on the ropes. argh

Mossad > OP

Each egg has 1.6 grams of saturated fat and 3.4 grams of unsaturated fat (oil). It's impossible to make non-greasy eggs.

Jews >>> Muslims, tbh

:lmao povertyball

Jimmy G was clutch AF today. :lmao Deshaun Wats:loln

Rams are back folks. I think they win out Obviously my dream scenario is that GB loses 2 more (including the Minnesota game) and the Rams and Vikings win out so the Pukers and their shitty cheese guzzling fans are left out of the playoffs at 11-5. No less than what that putrid fanbase, asshole...

#49 the little brother Griffin (the one missing his left hand) but has a slightly bigger body than #26 the big brother who is the corner (with both hands).

Special teams linebacker is the one without the hand, the corner is the big brother tbh.

Trevor Lawrence is a better NFL QB than college tbh Jake Coker of all people led the Crimson Tide to championships and he never made the NFL Tebow was a college superstar Etc

Clipper Nation

Goff with the Pick 6 bads

Yeah, Garrett is essentially the CPU in a game of Madden. His idea is run whatever he wants on any given play regardless of anything to do with the opponent. Basically the antiquated Tom Landry stuff. I hate it

Columbus is gonna win it all again.

I just hope to god the Vikings can win at home against the Packers so I don't have to hear Joe Buck's voice 24/7 in my head going "Aaron Rodgers is the greatest player of all time in sports!!!1!"

Welp, he's the master of breaking records on MNF, so it'll happen. But the Saints are losing at the Music City Madhouse the next week

How the fuck did this team lose at home to shitass Tampa?

I guess on the bright side Brees will still get a limited 92+ card on madden ultimate team for this week

The only thing that was for shame was that he didn't have the longevity that most legends had. But his prime was better than anyone else's prime in the sport.

Kobe was Da Best. Why were we so lucky?

Rams are legit.... but why Tampa, why?