The weird thing would be if he actually is reading these posts or paying someone to read them and give him a summary.
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The weird thing would be if he actually is reading these posts or paying someone to read them and give him a summary.
Dear Corey just say NO to everyone else and come to the city of Texas!
Dear Corey,Quote:
Originally Posted by lefty
I'll stop also.....
Love,
Fabricio Oberto :lol
im not a poet, so dont make me try. just join us already.
Dear Corey
Don't join the Spurs please. :(
Corey,
Come and enjoy no state tax and a real chance at a ring. Boston and Orlando can only give you one or the other.
--Spurs Fans
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Samr
Thats the most idiotic thing anyone person could say
Spurs will not be a contender in 5 years nevermind 10....this team has 2 or 3 good years left in them. Nothing more
only one team in the nba has bought a team and won it all that same season.....this yrs champions boston celtics.(that im aware of since 1973)..others have tried and failed...im proud the way we put together a team from other parts of the world....im proud that players who didnt speak english tried to understand each others slang before asking....hey where's cherry street?..in life you dont beg.......you go out and grab, and if you dont get what you want....you go out and grab again and again, until you have what you want......begging is like saying sorry, its a sign of weakness......our spurs may not be like they used tobe, but they are not beggers, and im sure everytime someone drops the ball or gets in someones way during practice by accident you wont hear them say......im sorry...(you forgot to check you mailbox timmy, im sorry) you left a towel out in your locker manu...im sorry) hey you knocked down my tooth brush tony....im sorry....get the picture........begging.......please
Overrated FA acquisition tread.
:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Duncanoypi
Yeah I know especially since this is one of the first times a 20 and 5 player has actually considered coming to San Antonio via Free Agency dumb shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lebowski Brickowski
Dear Mr. Maggette,
Some things you should consider about relocating to San Antonio...
Hot.
Flat.
Dusty.
Think about it...
Quote:
Originally Posted by tlongII
Hot> Cold weather
Where he would live is anything but flat ( Hill Country/ North of 1604)
I think your mistaking San Antonio for Houston which is Humid and Muggy.
Come Home Corey!!
[QUOTE=MaNu4Tres;2649143] Cum home Corey! You will be the best player on the team! You are not a selfish, arrogant, little wannabe thug! I want to have your baby!! I like to call people dumbshits on the internet!!!! QUOTE]
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-conten.../10/carnac.jpg
"Hot. Flat. Dusty."
http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg
Ho ho, hot, flat, and dusty.
http://www.johnnycarson.com/carson/i...carnac/uhm.gif
"What does Tlong see when he looks at a ewe, a shoe, and the Blazers trophy case?"
http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg
HI-YO! Ho ho ho ho!
That is really some great creative work on your part!!:toastQuote:
Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
Quote:
Originally Posted by texbound
Don't forget the biggest fish amogst them, JASON KIDD.
Don't call him "Mr. Maggette".
Dear Baggette,
Please forgive these poor souls who still beleive in you going to SA. Good luck in whatever other city you go next season.
Dear Mr. Maggette,
Please come to the San Antonio Spurs. I'm sure by now that everybody has talked to you about the tough but fair coach, the best PF in the history of the NBA and the fun packed international locker room.
But the main reason, no make that the only real reason, why you should consider making San Antonio your home is their fans. Forget anything you have seen and experienced so far because we are second to none. This will become obvious the moment you announce your decision to join our favorite club. People will kiss the earth you walked on (among other things) and start numerous threads in several forums comparing you to Michael Jordan, Magic Jonhson and Kareem Abdul Jabbar (concluding in a fair and documented fashion, that none of the aforementioned players are good enough to even be mentioned in the same sentence as you), but that will be only the tip of the proverbial iceberg sticking out of an ocean of topics discussing the Spurs' next 3 LOB trophies, where they should build an extension to the AT&T center for their display, who on the Spurs will undoubtedly be the finals MVP and the % of probability that the Spurs will win 82 regular season games during the next 3 (maybe 4) years (it should be somewhere around 89%).
If by any chance you would happen to miss your first FG during a pre-season game we (the above mentioned best fans in the NBA) will crucify you alive in the media, bars and internet forums of San Antonio. We are extremely good at this and quite fast. The first "Trade Corey" threads will appear even before the ball reaches the basket. But don't worry those will be short lived - they will however be followed by increasingly meaner threads, where we will dissect your lifestyle, form, technique and motivation piece by piece, tacking great pleasure and pride in surpassing the level of nastiness posted by the previous poster. Photoshoped pictures of you will appear, depicting you in all sorts of embarrassing poses ranging in style from gay porn to circus freak shows. We might stop at bestiality but, just as with your playing time with the Spurs, there is not guarantee.
We are by far the most hardcore, meanest and above all dysfunctional fans of the NBA. Please come to San Antonio and meet us. You'll love us (or we'll make you).
We are your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. We are your number one fan. :)
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...6/misery_l.jpg
I would not want to be in a team where there is a lot of "penetration" by anyone and a lot of "ball sharing" because we are a team.
Signed CM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
You are correct, sir. YES!
I can tell that the answer to that question was in the hermetically-sealed evelope that had been placed in a mayonaise jar, underneath Funk and Wagnalls backporch, since noon that day.
Excellent work. :toast
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Originally Posted by tlongII
It does get hot in Texas....
Some parts are flat, but Texas is like "whole other country"
and Dusty doesn't run this site, Kori does