The Bastardization that is Spurs Monopoly.

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Now I'm not one to judge board games based solely on appearances. I would however like to point out that Tony Parker is located in the coveted "Park Place" slot. Now while Park Place has somewhat been Boardwalk's little retard brother over the years. That when you play the Mcdonalds Monopoly you get hundreds of Park Places but no Boardwalk so you can't win $1 million. It is still prime real estate tucked between a jewely store and a railroad. I'd say the great crime here is that David Robinson has been relegated to Marvin Gardens. An overpriced piece of land tucked between the Water Treatment Plant and an area where the cops will throw you in jail for no freakin reason. That's fucking bullshit you fail Hasbro, you fail at mapping Spurs players, in order of worth.

It doesn't appear to have "Luxury Tax" on the board, so maybe it is truly Spurs Monopoly.

I pur sometimes.

Parker - Park Place ... it seems they just went with the name thing rather than the ever popular Trainwreck player evaluation system.

Chance:
"Front office gives away talent to rival club - pay 500 for being an idiot"

Manu's 3rd also, that proves Tony is better.

Is that Stephen Jackson in jail?

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Originally Posted by Kori Ellis

Parker - Park Place ... it seems they just went with the name thing rather than the ever popular Trainwreck player evaluation system.

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Robinson's behind Bruce Bowen. The only time that should occur is on the court.

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Originally Posted by Mark in Austin

Chance:
"Front office gives away talent to rival club - pay 500 for being an idiot"

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Originally Posted by Bartleby

Is that Stephen Jackson in jail?

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:lmao

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Originally Posted by Bartleby

Is that Stephen Jackson in jail?

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Community Chest:
"Starting wing fires gun outside strip club - go directly to jail."

Chance:

"You convince the public to vote to fund millions in additional arena improvements you should have paid for in the inital construction. Collect $200"

Instead of Free Parking - Luxury Tax Disbursement

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Product Information
Go Spurs Go! The fan favorite San Antonio Spurs and America's favorite board game team up to bring you this collector's edition of the Monopoly game. Buy, sell, and trade the greatest players in Spurs history including: "The Admiral" David Robinson, Tim Duncan, Sean Elliot, Manu Ginobili, George "Ice Man" Gervin, and Tony Parker. In addition to owning one of the NBA's most successful franchises, this special edition includes six collectible pewter tokens, featuring the Spur, Basketball Hoop, NBA basketball, NBA Championship Trophy, player shooting, and defensive player. Advance to GO, its tip off time!

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I see a couple bigger problems in the product description than whining about the order of players.

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Originally Posted by timvp

I see a couple bigger problems in the product description than whining about the order of players.

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Product Information
Go Spurs Go! The fan favorite San Antonio Spurs and America's favorite board game team up to bring you this collector's edition of the Monopoly game. Buy, sell, and trade the greatest players in Spurs history including: "The Admiral" David Robinson, Tim Duncan, Sean Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_, Manu Ginobili, George "The Iceman" Gervin, and Tony Parker. In addition to owning one of the NBA's most successful franchises, this special edition includes six collectible pewter tokens, featuring the Spur, Basketball Hoop, NBA basketball, NBA Championship Trophy, player shooting, and defensive player. Advance to GO, its tip off time!

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Fixed.

:lmao at duncan228

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Originally Posted by duncan228

Fixed.

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:lol God damn it, at this rate, you'll owe me a new carpet.

I've always wondered why so many people spell Sean Elliott wrong.

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Originally Posted by Bartleby

Is that Stephen Jackson in jail?

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:lmao

They don't have Kevin Willis or Glenn Robinson??? What about Speedy???

she should have a virtual session and play among us...

The problems just keep stacking up. For starters, the should replace Mr. Monopoly with Holt and you can bet your ass you're not getting 200 dollars out of him just for going around the board. On top of that, no little metal earthmover game pieces?

Next up, the "Go to Jail" policeman should instead be a Mexican bike cop.

Better yet, replace jail altogether with "Bruce Bowen has been assigned to guard you."

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Originally Posted by Solid D

It doesn't appear to have "Luxury Tax" on the board, so maybe it is truly Spurs Monopoly.

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:lmao LMFAO

this thread is full of win

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Originally Posted by duncan228

Fixed.

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:lol

I showed Bo that feature last night- the one when you mispell Elliott's last name.

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Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile

Better yet, replace jail altogether with "Bruce Bowen has been assigned to guard you."

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:lol

I want to make my own NBA monoply board and put that on there.

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Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile

Next up, the "Go to Jail" policeman should instead be a Mexican bike cop.

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Either that or one of the 6'5 300lb cowboy hat wearing bubbas that make sure some Coke truck doesn't run you down outside the arena after games.

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Originally Posted by Mark in Austin

Chance:
"Front office gives away talent to rival club - pay 500 for being an idiot"

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Lmao

I am sure the Coyote has his own space.....but I think he should have been a piece instead.

The Spur, The Coyote, The OBrien, Basketball, Hoop, Player doing Finger Roll, Player in defensive stance, Hemisphere Arena....now these are the pieces that should be in the game.