Palin random (HA!) quote generator

After reading this painfully incoherent bit:

“That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out,” she explained. “But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Helping the — it’s got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans and trade — we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as competitive, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today — we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity.”

A nice person created a happy fun random (HA!) quote generator.



CLICK HERE TO GET A RANDOM SARAH PALIN QUOTE.

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We can't afford to lose with his warnings proving that he can work both sides of the aisle.

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Some decisions that have been made poorly, to make sure that an eye is being kept on — we have got to have all options out there on the table.

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Wheeee.

That was fun.

"It has been overwhelming to me that confirmation of the pragmatism back and forth."

"As Putin rears his head being the beacon of light that will be our top priority is to defend the American people."

"everything needs to be put out on the inalienable god-given table under the beacon of light that spans the ailse of people that need to have an eye on them, i mean, where does he go?"

"have you ever seen deadliest catch? our fishing boat captains are really admirals"

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— Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1.0

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Originally Posted by 101A

From the link supplied.

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That it is fictional is indeed the fun.

The sad is that some of these quotes, while non-sensical, seem plausible, given her earlier ramblings.

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Originally Posted by 101A

From the link supplied.

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Did you think these were real?

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Originally Posted by barack

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

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Originally Posted by freaking

I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."

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Originally Posted by obama

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions

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Originally Posted by errrrr, really?

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed."

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Did you vote for Bush? If so you have absolutely no ground to stand on making fun of people for what they have said. Absolutely none.

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Originally Posted by Shastafarian

Did you vote for Bush? If so you have absolutely no ground to stand on making fun of people for what they have said. Absolutely none.

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Geez, my bad. I was unaware that you had established that law. Does it only apply to the internet or does it apply to public situations as well? What if I just think it, should I turn myself into you if I do?

If I do get turned into you for making fun of ridiculous quotes, what penalties are imposed on me?

Your immediate response will be greatly appreciated and don't worry, I will follow your rule from here on out. In no way shape or form shall I ever attempt to make fun of something stupid if it comes from the mouth of a politician or anyone else.

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Originally Posted by johnsmith

Geez, my bad. I was unaware that you had established that law. Does it only apply to the internet or does it apply to public situations as well? What if I just think it, should I turn myself into you if I do?

If I do get turned into you for making fun of ridiculous quotes, what penalties are imposed on me?

Your immediate response will be greatly appreciated and don't worry, I will follow your rule from here on out. In no way shape or form shall I ever attempt to make fun of something stupid if it comes from the mouth of a politician or anyone else.

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Ground to stand on = law????

You gots some funny reedin habits der sir. Duz you tink deyz gonna make what me said one of dem der laws?

First whottt, now johnsmith!!!

I see the United States as being a force for — as a result of this latest crisis and they are our next door neighbor.

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Originally Posted by Shastafarian

Did you vote for Bush? If so you have absolutely no ground to stand on making fun of people for what they have said. Absolutely none.

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I voted for Bush in 2004 specifically BECAUSE he messed up speaking so much. There was really no difference in quality and barely any in policy between Bush and Kerry, but Kerry was BORING and Bush was unintentionally funny :hat

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Originally Posted by fyatuk

I voted for Bush in 2004 specifically BECAUSE he messed up speaking so much. There was really no difference in quality and barely any in policy between Bush and Kerry, but Kerry was BORING and Bush was unintentionally funny :hat

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touché

hahaha nice site! Here's the one I got!

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What they'll say is, "Well it costs too much money," but you know what? It would cost, about... It -- it -- it would cost about the same as what we would spend... It... Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us... (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to... It... It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about -- hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad.

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:lmao :lmao

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/2...08_mico107.jpg

Hey RG...where is the Random definition of a Cap Gains Tax Generator?

I bet Palin knows what one of those is :lmao

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Originally Posted by whottt

I bet Palin knows what one of those is :lmao

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I seriously doubt it.

I think I used the wrong quote generator.

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What they'll say is, "Well it costs too much money," but you know what? It would cost, about... It -- it -- it would cost about the same as what we would spend... It... Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us... (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We're going to... It... It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about -- hold on one second. I can't hear myself. But I'm glad you're fired up, though. I'm glad.

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Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. (crowd laughing) I haven't had much sleep in the last 48 hours.

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On the campaign trail, Gov. Sarah Palin jokes about listening to Sen. Joe Biden's speeches since she was in second grade. In a just-released CBS News segment, Katie Couric asks if that isn't an odd thing to say given her own running mate's age.

Said Palin: "Oh no, it's nothing negative at all. He's got a lot of experience and just stating the fact there, that we've been hearing his speeches for all these years. So he's got a tremendous amount of experience and, you know, I'm the new energy, the new face, the new ideas and he's got the experience based on many many years in the Senate and voters are gonna have a choice there of what it is that they want in these next four years."

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Woah - mine was super accurate.

How great would it be if she was being sarcastic to point out the utter fallacy in an Obama presidency.

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Originally Posted by Anti.Hero

How great would it be if she was being sarcastic to point out the utter fallacy in an Obama presidency.

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You think she knows what "sarcastic" and "fallacy" mean? Well you give her more credit than I do.

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Obama: This gal should stick to a teleprompter. Rookies.

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Originally Posted by Anti.Hero

How great would it be if she was being sarcastic to point out the utter fallacy in an Obama presidency.

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How great would it be if you guys stopped making excuses for her and she started acting like an actual VP candidate?

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Originally Posted by whottt

Hey RG...where is the Random definition of a Cap Gains Tax Generator?

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:blah :blah :blah

that broad is missing a few screws

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Originally Posted by hater

that broad

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You take that back!

She's a delicate flower.

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Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

You take that back!

She's a delicate flower.

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yeah, anybody who questions her competence is obviously a sexist pig.

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Originally Posted by RandomGuy

yeah, anybody who questions her competence is obviously a sexist pig.

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That sounds familiar... Something about racism in the democratic primaries...

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Originally Posted by fyatuk

That sounds familiar... Something about racism in the democratic primaries...

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... and that was silly too.

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Originally Posted by RandomGuy

... and that was silly too.

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And from what I recall it wasn't coming from the campaign itself. Maybe I misremember.

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Originally Posted by RandomGuy

... and that was silly too.

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no doubt. People call the stupidest things racist/sexist/etc because it creates an immediate negative connotation in most decent people, thereby prejudicing their position in the desired manner. In reality, our nation's focus on things being prejudiced just keeps those prejudices alive, IMO.

funny how competence is so highly unregarded for republicans. they actually want to be governed by dipshits.

Yeah, she's retarded. She's a state governor and a VP nominee and we're posting in the political forum of a basketball website.


You may now return to your bashing.

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Yeah, she's retarded. She's a state governor and a VP nominee and we're posting in the political forum of a basketball website.


You may now return to your bashing.

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she's also a foreign policy expert with super-secret information. you guys built her up to convince yourselves.

you may want to reconsider now that the pep rally is over.

Do you think if we gave her a blank map of the Middle East, she could fill in the names of the countries?

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Originally Posted by Findog

Do you think if we gave her a blank map of the Middle East, she could fill in the names of the countries?

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Saudi arabia sticks out it's our buddy irag is that one with the troops, iran is next to it. And mohammedland is next to that?

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Originally Posted by Findog

Do you think if we gave her a blank map of the Middle East, she could fill in the names of the countries?

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She could probably tell you where Russia is... after all the peeking through the years...

If only politicians had common sense and good morals.

Fuck their Ivy League degrees.

While waiting in line at the grocery store i ran across this. Funny shit! Looks like old news but it was new news to me. I never heard this before.

Ole Todd better get a DNA test on them youngsters. :lmao Sarah's a Ho!

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/nati...elebrity/65481

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Originally Posted by LakeShow

While waiting in line at the grocery store i ran across this. Funny shit! Looks like old news but it was new news to me. I never heard this before.

Ole Todd better get a DNA test on them youngsters. :lmao Sarah's a Ho!

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/nati...elebrity/65481

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Yeah, I saw that.

Funny that the fundies don't seem to want to comment on it. The big bad liberal media hasn't picked up on it yet either.