I just heard on the ticket, Mark cuban stated if Mavericks do not win the series againt spurs, he will jump into S.A. Riverwalk River. :lol
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I just heard on the ticket, Mark cuban stated if Mavericks do not win the series againt spurs, he will jump into S.A. Riverwalk River. :lol
The Mavs losing the series is no reason to endanger his health. :lol
He better bathe in tomato sauce afterwards
Can't wait to see that, the river got any really deep parts people can advise him to jump into?
Already been done.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...RTM-3/fish.gif
Mark Cuban's Riverwalk evaluation system he designed has the San Antonio Riverwalk as the #2 riverwalk in the world.
I guess we should get it ready for him then
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/i...anja/gator.jpg
Or he could just build his riverwalk jumping team around Dirk and he would never make it.
Up the ante.
Make him wear a Borat banana hammock before jumping in.
dammit, all that time cleaning it up will be wasted if he jumps in and pollutes it!
I think Mark should wait til the Championship River Parade and then wait for Pop's boat to approach , then he needs to jump in front of it, and let it run over him so he can end his suffering. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by samikeyp
He should drink a gallon of Riverwalk water if the Spurs win.
let Avery push him in...
The river is dirty enough as it is.
That was unnecessary. Now it'll take me forever to get that horrifying image out of my mind. :wowQuote:
Originally Posted by DDS4
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Originally Posted by coyotes_geek
:tu
Hey Mark! Don't forget your floaties!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...s/floaties.jpg
Well, if he does jump in if the Spurs win the series, I might have a bit of respect for the man.
I think cement galoshes would work better. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
:lol Anybody have a few hundred piranhas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bartleby
He got mad cuz I called him "Mr. Cuban" on Twitter :lol
:lmao ammo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Cuban
so the mavs will have 'gone fishin' right around the time that cuban will have 'gone swimmin'. :lol
this fag is losing his sanity
What's the point of making a dirty river even more dirty?
actually to endanger the riverwalk or the environment with his nasty assQuote:
Originally Posted by samikeyp
That poor alligator is going to get a bad case of diarrhea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bartleby
Looks like he'll be one dry dude.
Screw Cuban and his weak river smack.
I grew up in Dallas (and saw the Spurs before they were the Spurs). I would rather jump in the San Antonio river than the Trinity any day of the week.
The first Mav fan to step in this thread and say something, and THIS is what you come up with? Really? lol..Quote:
Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
brainfart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spursfan092120
Just posted something so the guy with the mullet avatar can follow me and post a picture of brad pitt.
edit : if it wasn't for the fact that he's already done it.
lol...gotchaQuote:
Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
Has he jumped in yet?
It doesn't matter if he jumps in or you push him in he wont get wet, Mark Cuban walks on water!
What I'd like to see him do
http://www.losthatch.com/images\scre..._Dave_Jump.jpg
Is that the Superfly Jimmy Snuka?Quote:
Originally Posted by Spursfan092120
Looks like we will be cleaning trash out of the river early this year.
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Originally Posted by Chris
:lol
Kinda looks like him on the left..standing on top of the cliff, not the one jumping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
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Originally Posted by Spursfan092120
:rollin
So we've figured out..it's Superfly Jimmy Snuka pushing Mark Cuban off a cliff...completely believable..
well start putting your swim pants on mark
Time for someone to stock the riverwalk with piranha. :)
I think all the broken glass at the bottom will be suitable enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by tsb2000
Oh wow here we go with this idiot again...:lol
+1, The Trinity river is about 10 times worst.:lolQuote:
Originally Posted by zepn
Call him Mr. Cuban, he hates that. Read my earlier post. Someone should hold signs at the games calling him that. :lol
We just need to unleash deSoto on him...
Do the Spurs really need more incentive to win the series? Couldn't hurt I guess.
I'l be sure to give him a push
Spurs in 6..
This is all bullshit...this morning Norm Hitzges on the Ticket here in Dallas suggested that Mark should make a bet with SA that if the Mavs lose that he would jump in the Riverwalk. Just some BS that someone came up with, not Mark himself
Give the man a cork. He'll know what to do with it.
This would be funny to watch...lol its like a for sure thing then because Spurs winning is a no brainer..:lol
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Originally Posted by csr3159
Win or Lose I'm going to pick his sorry ass up and throw him off the Commerce street bridge right after I get the elephant at the zoo to take a one ton crap. That should softer Cuban's landing.
BTW, he is supposed to be on the Chris & Jason's 1250 The Zone show Friday afternoon. We'll see if the wimp has the balls to talk to them.
Yeah, he does strike me as being a little light in the loafers.Quote:
Originally Posted by mouse
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by samikeyp
Shit floats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
that isnt just any mullet you knowQuote:
Originally Posted by dirk4mvp
that is the mullet of the Great Schintzius
I kind of hope Mark Cuban jumps in the river I hate this man more then anything
Lost (but also won*) the 2006 championship to the Miami Heat after leading the series 2-0.
Lost in the first round to the 8th seeded Warriors in 2007.
Lost in the first round to the Nutcracker and His Mighty Brigade in 2008.
Will they add "Lost in the first round to the Manu-less Spurs in 2009" to that list? Yeah, he should jump if that happens.
Has he jumped in yet?