One call. and that was an hour ago.
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I am on hold now listen for Pauly!
one minute...............................
well?
Pauly Package! :lmao
You also don't see my "lame ass" talking myself up only to disappoint (the very few who care). You're like tha ugly, saggy-titted bitch at tha party that nobody talks to (who actually spends most of tha night talkin to herself) but drunkenly whispers to you that she sucks dick like a hoover...only to end up using too much teeth or throwin up tha Boone's she had earlier all over your already half-flacid cock.
That shit was funny is that show on every day?
Pauly Package? :lmao anyone record that shit? :lol
I have it on my HD where can I host the file?
Post a link so we can hear it.
Greg Mores 45 minute phone call sucked! He said Pop has to go. Then when they call him out he said "well maybe not this year" that was so lame.
Isn't he supposed to be a big shot sports journalist?
I recorded to call if anyone knows where to host audio files.
mouse is gay.
Los angeles Woman Abducted By Aliens...
Los angeles, california resident lanny laker was recently found wandering by a ranger in a state forest. According to ranger Tom Rickelsohn, she appeared to be in a daze and kept repeating "Best probe I ever had". Upon further questioning it was determined that Mrs. laker had gone camping three days previously, and thought it was the following day. Unable to account for the previous two days, Mrs. laker was taken to los angeles General Hospital where she underwent a battery of tests to determine the cause of her apparent confusion.
Mrs. laker's physical examination turned up no clues, although she complained of some soreness during her rectal examination. Mrs. laker was also subjected to a battery of psychiatric tests which also turned up no clues, although the examining psychiatrist was overheard mumbling "dumber than a cinder block" as he left the examination room.
Local UFO investigator Peter Smithwyche heard about this case and contacted Mrs. laker who agreed to meet with him. After a brief interview, it was decided that hypnotism might unlock the secrets of those missing 48 hours. Mr. Smithwyche called in a registered hypnotist, Dr. Marie Galson to place Mrs. laker in a hypnotic trance for questioning. The following is an excerpt from the transcript of that session:
Dr. Galson: What are you doing now?
Mrs. laker: Drinkin' beer and eatin' smores.
Dr. Galson: Describe the area.
Mrs. laker: Trees, campfire, lake. Dere are bright lights coming across da lake. Dey stop over me. I'm goin' up into da light.
Dr. Galson: What happened next?
Mrs. laker: I am floatin' inta some kinda examinatin room. I have no contol over my body. Dey are bendin' me over some kinda table.
Dr. Galson: Who are they?
Mrs. laker: Small grey men wit big eyes. Lotsa dem, an' dey all nekkid as jaybirds! OWWW! DAT HURTS!
Dr. Galson: What hurts?
Mrs. laker: My Butt! OWWW! OWWW! No Stop! OWWW! Stop! OWW! OOHH! Don' Stop!
The session transcript continues on much like this for several hours. Was lanny laker really abducted by aliens? And if so, what did they hope to find? Or was Mrs. laker just in an alcoholic blackout for two days? We've presented the evidence - the answer is for you to decide.
A.aliens got him?
b.she fell asleep around kobe?
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i pick b