Obama is Sort of God

You guys are hilariously obsessed.

Bored and hungover more like, for me.

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Someone to claim us, someone to follow

Someone to shame us, some brave Apollo

Someone to fool us, someone like you
We want you Big Brother, Big Brother

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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. --Ambrose Bierce.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

That's not news. There isn't enough news to fill up a 24 hour production cycle, so naturally there's a lot of news related improvisation and free association. In the sports context it is called *color commentary*...

Which sometimes makes the news too. Did you hear what so and so said?

It's the functional equivalent of gossip IMO, but it is also an autoerotic clutch: reporting embraces itself as news, and swells to fill in the mostly empty news cycle.

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you are right. it is old news now. it is also here to stay. it also influences some people who vote. some asshole today called me a robot. i think a stupid robot who listens to a certain program, you know the kind that just make up bullshit for dumb asses like me to spew to the world as if they are facts. where do u think people get that kind of shit to say about people. i watch nbc,fox,cnn,etc. i hear networks say say other networks lie. u watch fox and some people say u are a repulican dumb fuck and all fox does is lie. some actually blamed fox for that abortion doctors death. nbc has similar stories as well as others. it should not be like that. if i think obama spent too much of our money to go on what i think is a silly date night trip, i should be able to come to that conclusion all by myself. i should not hear because i think this is because i listen to a reporter tell me this is bad. so this ass fuck calls me stupid and my opinion means shit and now he will not reply to anything i have to say. that my friend in my humble opinion is because he himself listens to far left programs telling people who think like this are wrong. ironic or hypocritical i think.

One vote for jack continuing his automatic writing experiment.

"Robot" is a pretty fair characterization. The only reason the right wing media pushed this story was to inflame rubes like you.

I wouldn't criticize a president for any single act of relaxation. It's a tough job and they are really always on the job.

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Originally Posted by winehole23

one vote for jack continuing his automatic writing experiment.

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Originally Posted by jack sommerset

you are right. it is old news now. it is also here to stay. it also influences some people who vote. some asshole today called me a robot. i think a stupid robot who listens to a certain program, you know the kind that just make up bullshit for dumb asses like me to spew to the world as if they are facts. where do u think people get that kind of shit to say about people. i watch nbc,fox,cnn,etc. i hear networks say say other networks lie. u watch fox and some people say u are a repulican dumb fuck and all fox does is lie. some actually blamed fox for that abortion doctors death. nbc has similar stories as well as others. it should not be like that. if i think obama spent too much of our money to go on what i think is a silly date night trip, i should be able to come to that conclusion all by myself. i should not hear because i think this is because i listen to a reporter tell me this is bad. so this ass fuck calls me stupid and my opinion means shit and now he will not reply to anything i have to say. that my friend in my humble opinion is because he himself listens to far left programs telling people who think like this are wrong. ironic or hypocritical i think.

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:lol I didn't know it was gonna bother you this much.

My political intake consists of about 95% conservative radio/Fox News and 5% MSNBC. I listen to Gallagher and Beck in the morning, I catch the first 30 minutes and last hour of Limbaugh / Dennis Prager, I try to listen to as much Medved as possible (he's my personal favorite, he's pretty fair and isn't afraid to criticize people who deserve it), some of Hannity when Medved is on commercial and if it's at night I'll listen to Dennis Miller or Michael Savage on KLUP.

I'll watch parts of the ED show every now and then... but only because Medved is a regular pundit and I like to hear him debate. Ed's voice and his constant ball sucking of Obama make him largely unwatchable otherwise.

I probably know the conservative talking points better than you do, but I can think independently and reject a lot of their view points on the basis of their ignorance... which is funny because that's the same ignorance they claim that liberals have. I don't say an opinion is bad because somebody told me so, I think an opinion is bad because I can use critical thinking to discern that for myself. When all the conservatives say the EXACT same thing on these boards which were said on conservative radio just a few hours before, it leaves me to come to the conclusion that that's where they get their ideas and thus the robot comment.

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Originally Posted by jman3000

Ed's voice and his constant ball sucking of Obama make him largely unwatchable otherwise..

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It's amazing how often this comes up in this forum. Bored republicans are so stuck on gay sex.

yes... because I'm soooo Republican.

It's a figure of speech, not some Freudian, repressed urge.

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Originally Posted by jman3000

It's a figure of speech, not some Freudian, repressed urge.

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Perhaps, but it isn't quite a cliche either.

Maybe it will be someday.

Just for shits and giggles I did a search of "ball sucking" in the political forum and this thread was the only entry.

So the conservatives' use of homosexual imagery must be coming in a different form.

haha... i searched for ball sucking.

I've never let a girl suck my balls. Maybe I should. I'm just scared her chin will hit my ass and that'd pretty much ruin everything. I refuse to fuck shitty chins.

My question for board libs...doesn't it bother you guys to be in alignment on anything with boutons?

If I ever found myself sharing some type of similar belief system with boutons, I'd immediately stop it, and if I couldn't, I would take a shotgun and blow my fucking head off.

Couldn't a lib say the same thing about sharing a viewpoint with ducks?

Even though Boutons is kinda out there at least he can sometimes form coherent thoughts. ducks is pretty much the autistic mascot of the political forum.

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Originally Posted by jman3000

Just for shits and giggles I did a search of "ball sucking" in the political forum and this thread was the only entry.

So the conservatives' use of homosexual imagery must be coming in a different form.

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Wrong.

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Liz Windsor

Oh, shut the fuck up, Gordy. I don't come to your job and slap Obama's dick out of your mouth. Listen folks, my time's up, and this tiara is chafing like a sonuvabitch. Time for me to lie back and think of England. Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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More LockBeard.

Try slurp as a search term. timvp, under slurp. antihero, another LockBeard sock puppet?

Sucking reveals AHF. Again. Also, Kermit.



This is incredibly easy. Shall I go on?

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Originally Posted by jman3000

Couldn't a lib say the same thing about sharing a viewpoint with ducks?

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No, in fact I actually like ducks...he's funny. boutons is not.

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Even though Boutons is kinda out there at least he can sometimes form coherent thoughts.

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Coherency is over-rated in this instance IMHO.

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Originally Posted by whottt

My question for board libs...doesn't it bother you guys to be in alignment on anything with boutons?

If I ever found myself sharing some type of similar belief system with boutons, I'd immediately stop it, and if I couldn't, I would take a shotgun and blow my fucking head off.

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You are both spurfans.

"I would take a shotgun and blow my fucking head off."

I fully align myself with Whott-the-fuck on this excellent idea.

Whott is whining because I bitch slap him and his wrongie fellow-travellers daily and definitively.

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Originally Posted by jman3000

:lol I didn't know it was gonna bother you this much.

My political intake consists of about 95% conservative radio/Fox News and 5% MSNBC. I listen to Gallagher and Beck in the morning, I catch the first 30 minutes and last hour of Limbaugh / Dennis Prager, I try to listen to as much Medved as possible (he's my personal favorite, he's pretty fair and isn't afraid to criticize people who deserve it), some of Hannity when Medved is on commercial and if it's at night I'll listen to Dennis Miller or Michael Savage on KLUP.

I'll watch parts of the ED show every now and then... but only because Medved is a regular pundit and I like to hear him debate. Ed's voice and his constant ball sucking of Obama make him largely unwatchable otherwise.

I probably know the conservative talking points better than you do, but I can think independently and reject a lot of their view points on the basis of their ignorance... which is funny because that's the same ignorance they claim that liberals have. I don't say an opinion is bad because somebody told me so, I think an opinion is bad because I can use critical thinking to discern that for myself. When all the conservatives say the EXACT same thing on these boards which were said on conservative radio just a few hours before, it leaves me to come to the conclusion that that's where they get their ideas and thus the robot comment.

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Thank god! I didn't sleep very good last night. I was up all night thinking you would not ever respond to me. I'm going to work with a little extra hop today! Thank YOUUUUUUU.

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Originally Posted by Winehole23

Wrong.



More LockBeard.

Try slurp as a search term. timvp, under slurp. antihero, another LockBeard sock puppet?

Sucking reveals AHF. Again. Also, Kermit.



This is incredibly easy. Shall I go on?

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That actually technically proved me right, since I did only search for "ball sucking" then immediately said that "it must be coming from another source".

That other source is that guys infatuation with slurping and cocks. I take it he spent a few months as a Mark Foley intern or something.

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Originally Posted by whottt

No, in fact I actually like ducks...he's funny. boutons is not.





Coherency is over-rated in this instance IMHO.

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I'd say ducks is more depressing than he is funny. The novelty of reading such retarded posts wears off after a while. It starts to get depressing knowing that there's adults out there who have his same brain functions.