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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
It also weeds out the weak livers.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
Works for me. Shouldn't we be suspicious of more complex arrangements?
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
When the party evolves beyond the bounds of the club, it becomes unwieldy and relatively impervious to democratic steering.
At that time, the original drinking club can resume its faith in the cantina, as the dead head of the first generation of true partisans.
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(Naut.) a rough block of wood used as an anchor buoy.- Morley.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
WE NEED RULES. How could we possibly expect new members to act appropriately?
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Firm, arbitrary rules.
No cargo pants.
No soft drinks shall be used, except as mixers.
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Reading assignments, homework and oral reports are strongly encouraged for all club members; official business will be conducted from time to time consisting in pars of the reports and discussions of the literary arm of the party.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
What should we do about the commoners?
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Mingle among them with a superior air.
I'm proposing the hipsterish Moose Lodge in Austin as a watering hole.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
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Winehole23
Mingle among them with a superior air.
But sometimes they get carried away and burn clubs down.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
We could require sidearms if you like.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
We could have a rifle club, too.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
Here's what we do. We make them think they are a member of the club. We start by setting up a special class to initiate them in the traditions of the club, but they never really learn what the club's about. However, we'll collect dues. That will keep them in their place and make them useful.
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Too abstract. You have to base it on the drinking.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
We can also create cool symbols, songs, salutes, and chants for the club.
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Fair enough, we'll drink Samuel Smith ale and we'll let them drink Keystone Light out of old Smith bottles. But they'll think it's the real thing.
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Collection of borderline extortionate dues will restrict participation by all but the most zealous and the most sincere, as you may have just suggested.
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Re: DOJ orders UBS to disclose 52,000 names in tax fraud investigation
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Marcus Bryant
Fair enough, we'll drink Samuel Smith ale and we'll let them drink Keystone Light out of old Smith bottles. But they'll think it's the real thing.
I'm ok with the captain's secret stash. But I think you misunderestimate Austin hipsterdom, MB: they're drinking fools.
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Marcus Bryant
We can also create cool symbols, songs, salutes, and chants for the club.
Lawn sports (beer-in-hand croquet, beer in hand bocce) and washers. Drinking games.