QUIZ: Are you a Manusexual? Perhaps Ginobili-Curious?

QUIZ: Are you a Manusexual?

Manu Ginobili, San Antonio's beloved basketball superstar has a cult following like no other basketball player in Spurs history. Men swoon and women consider leaving their husbands at the very sight of Manu. Take this quiz to see if you are a Manusexual, Ginobili-curious or a hater.

(The scoring system will be provided later in the week)

1. Lookswise, Manu is…

a) is the Latino heartthrob.
b) is ugly.
c) needs a little rhinoplasty and he’d be perfect.
d) I don’t know. I have never gauged Manu’s attractiveness ever.

2. How many Manu Ginobili items (jerseys, posters, basketball cards, etc.) do you own?

a) 1-3
b) 4-10
c) Over 10
d) None, I love Merlin.

3. In the 2005 Playoffs, Manu’s hair was…

a) A mullet/comb-over hybrid
b) A flowing mane
c) Going gray
d) Hair?!? Who cares about hair?!? I ain’t one of ‘dem Metra-sexuals!

4. On SpursTalk, I have posted:

a) I love Manu.
b) I hate Manu.
c) Manu is a great basketball player.
d) I’ve never posted anything about Manu
e) A and C
f) A and B
g) B and C
h) All of the above

5. How do you respond when someone asks you where Manu is from?

a) Bahia Blanca, Argentina
b) Argentina
c) South America
d) From the depths of my imagination, riding in on Pegasus sporting a loincloth and nothing else.

6. If you had a choice of the following scenarios, which would you choose?

a) You are Manu’s best friend. You guys hang out, go out to eat, joke around and play video games everyday to the point where Marianela is jealous.
b) You are Manu’s afternoon delight. You meet in $20 motel rooms off Austin Highway (Free HBO), but he’s never introduced you to his friends. He throws tickets and cash your way to make sure you stay quiet. But you know, despite what your friends or better judgement tells you, that the passion is real.
c) You are Manu’s biggest fan. You own every piece of Manu-ibilia known to man. You stop using your Rogaine to properly emulate El Manu.
d) You are Manu.

7. On SpursTalk, have you posted about Manu’s hair?

a) Yes, once.
b) Yes, twice
c) Yes, more than twice (and more than I can remember, honestly)
d) Hair?!? Who cares about hair?!? I ain’t one of ‘dem Metra-sexuals!


8. Have you ever kissed?

a) Manu’s jersey.
b) Manu’s poster.
c) Any other Manu memorabilia.
c) Manu.
d) I haven’t kissed anything that has to do with Manu. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that).

9. Does Manu flop?

a) Yes, all the time.
b) Occasionally
c) Once or twice
d) Never
e) Only in bed

10. Using the following phrases to describe your fandom, how big of a Manu fan are you?

a) Making Love (bubble baths, Levert, strawberries and chocolate)
b) Under The Shirt, Over The Bra, Out Past 11 On A School Night
c) The Nasty (kneepads, adult videos and dirty talk)
d) I could replace my Manu blow up doll with a Beno blow up doll and not sweat it.

11. If you were in the locker room shower with Manu, would you …

a) Pop Manu’s culo with a wet towel.
b) Sing Coasters songs a la Carver High in the White Shadow.
c) Avert your eyes from his paquete, keep to yourself, and grasp your soap-on-a-rope tightly.
d) I don’t shower with other guys.

wow, you have fucking a lot of time.

Gay.

A following like no other???? You know David Robinson was on the Spurs at one point right? You know Tim Duncan and Tony Parker are currently on the Spurs right? Those guys have "cults" to

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A following like no other???? You know David Robinson was on the Spurs at one point right? You know Tim Duncan and Tony Parker are currently on the Spurs right? Those guys have "cults" to

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Don't forget the Iceman... :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Strange Botwin

9. Does Manu flop?

a) Yes, all the time.
b) Occasionally
c) Once or twice
d) Never
e) Only in bed

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:lol :rollin :lmao

This is stupid! :loser

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A following like no other???? You know David Robinson was on the Spurs at one point right? You know Tim Duncan and Tony Parker are currently on the Spurs right? Those guys have "cults" to

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What about Bonner????

Offseason threads suck. :depressed

This quiz made me lol.



Nice work! :tu

Seriously?

:lol:lol:lol

thanks for making my morning.

I would flunk this quiz but I'm a huge Manu fan. He is my favorite Spur.

:lol:lol:lol

This gag really doesn't work without the scoring system. It's like reading a tedious joke with no punchline pay-off. I, personally, woulda' used a 1-5 system and then had them add their score up to place them on a scale of the prior mentioned options of the love one has towards Manu. Maybe shoulda' waited on creating a thread for this one.

this is very gay...
















but it made me laugh.
:tu


:lol

How come Tony doesn't get a thread??

What if i'm a Tonysexual....or parker-curious?


:stirpot:

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This quiz made me lol.



Nice work! :tu

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wow, you have fucking a lot of time.

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:lol The church of manu around here are manusexuals big time

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Originally Posted by Strange Botwin

QUIZ: Are you a Manusexual?

Manu Ginobili, San Antonio's beloved basketball superstar has a cult following like no other basketball player in Spurs history. Men swoon and women consider leaving their husbands at the very sight of Manu. Take this quiz to see if you are a Manusexual, Ginobili-curious or a hater.

(The scoring system will be provided later in the week)

1. Lookswise, Manu is…

a) is the Latino heartthrob.
b) is ugly.
c) needs a little rhinoplasty and he’d be perfect.
d) I don’t know. I have never gauged Manu’s attractiveness ever.

2. How many Manu Ginobili items (jerseys, posters, basketball cards, etc.) do you own?

a) 1-3
b) 4-10
c) Over 10
d) None, I love Merlin.

3. In the 2005 Playoffs, Manu’s hair was…

a) A mullet/comb-over hybrid
b) A flowing mane
c) Going gray
d) Hair?!? Who cares about hair?!? I ain’t one of ‘dem Metra-sexuals!

4. On SpursTalk, I have posted:

a) I love Manu.
b) I hate Manu.
c) Manu is a great basketball player.
d) I’ve never posted anything about Manu
e) A and C
f) A and B
g) B and C
h) All of the above

5. How do you respond when someone asks you where Manu is from?

a) Bahia Blanca, Argentina
b) Argentina
c) South America
d) From the depths of my imagination, riding in on Pegasus sporting a loincloth and nothing else.

6. If you had a choice of the following scenarios, which would you choose?

a) You are Manu’s best friend. You guys hang out, go out to eat, joke around and play video games everyday to the point where Marianela is jealous.
b) You are Manu’s afternoon delight. You meet in $20 motel rooms off Austin Highway (Free HBO), but he’s never introduced you to his friends. He throws tickets and cash your way to make sure you stay quiet. But you know, despite what your friends or better judgement tells you, that the passion is real.
c) You are Manu’s biggest fan. You own every piece of Manu-ibilia known to man. You stop using your Rogaine to properly emulate El Manu.
d) You are Manu.

7. On SpursTalk, have you posted about Manu’s hair?

a) Yes, once.
b) Yes, twice
c) Yes, more than twice (and more than I can remember, honestly)
d) Hair?!? Who cares about hair?!? I ain’t one of ‘dem Metra-sexuals!


8. Have you ever kissed?

a) Manu’s jersey.
b) Manu’s poster.
c) Any other Manu memorabilia.
c) Manu.
d) I haven’t kissed anything that has to do with Manu. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that).

9. Does Manu flop?

a) Yes, all the time.
b) Occasionally
c) Once or twice
d) Never
e) Only in bed

10. Using the following phrases to describe your fandom, how big of a Manu fan are you?

a) Making Love (bubble baths, Levert, strawberries and chocolate)
b) Under The Shirt, Over The Bra, Out Past 11 On A School Night
c) The Nasty (kneepads, adult videos and dirty talk)
d) I could replace my Manu blow up doll with a Beno blow up doll and not sweat it.

11. If you were in the locker room shower with Manu, would you …

a) Pop Manu’s culo with a wet towel.
b) Sing Coasters songs a la Carver High in the White Shadow.
c) Avert your eyes from his paquete, keep to yourself, and grasp your soap-on-a-rope tightly.
d) I don’t shower with other guys.

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This is Strange Butt-win! :lmao:lmao:lmao

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What about Bonner????

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Well that was the most obvious of all, I decided not to mention. It's a give in.

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5. How do you respond when someone asks you where Manu is from?

a) Bahia Blanca, Argentina
b) Argentina
c) South America
d) From the depths of my imagination, riding in on Pegasus sporting a loincloth and nothing else.

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:lmao

This was on Spurs Report back in 2004 or 2005. Did you just copy it from there, or are you the same poster?

It was 2005: http://www.spursreport.com/forums/sp...i-curious.html

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It was 2005: http://www.spursreport.com/forums/sp...i-curious.html

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Uh, oh. Tacker, quit making new trolls to plagiarize under.

lol tacker

http://msp181.photobucket.com/albums...ie_Monster.jpg

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http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3893/gospursgo1.png

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:toast

Same poster...

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This was on Spurs Report back in 2004 or 2005. Did you just copy it from there, or are you the same poster?

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Same poster...

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Menudo! :lmao It was classic then, and :rollin now.

I still say the Suns coach in 05 looked like freakin Yoda.

there sure are a lot of spurs fans who takes things super serious when they are obvious jokes

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How come Tony doesn't get a thread??

What if i'm a Tonysexual....or parker-curious?


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Well in that case.......

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/16/youregay.jpg

haha yea, pretty funny