Official Right Wing Christian Bashing Thread

This forum is starting to get a little repetitious so I figured we could at least liven things up with a little heated debate and the only thing that gets more heated than a political discussion is a religious one...with that in mind...let's get right to it.


I'm ready to hear the Huffington Post Organic Satellite Squad go off on someone in their typical higher intelligence fashion.


Let's see...usually the dialogue goes something along the lines of...

Racist
Ignorant
Inbred
Backwards
Hypocritical

With that in mind...I'd like to nominate the first bashee

http://www.sicovers.com/data/default...PR19960429.jpg


Let's face it...Drob is a Jesus freak to the degree that a typical post from Angel Luv makes her seem like Bill Maher in comparison.

I can't remember the last time I heard Drob give a speech without mentionting "Jesus" in it.

Most of his political friends are right wingers.
Thought people should shut the fuck up during the Iraq War while our troops were over there getting shot at. Basically told Steve Nash to shut the fuck up in the media about it.

As evidenced here:

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Dallas played San Antonio last week and Spurs center David Robinson, a former Navy officer, didn't like what Nash had to say. He also took exception to Nash's teammate, Nick Van Exel, saying the war initiative gave Americans a bad name.

"I get a little bit upset," Robinson said. "The time for debate is really beforehand. Obviously history will speak on whether this was the right thing or the wrong thing, but right now (the soldiers) are out there. Support'em. There's plenty of time for commentary later. If it's an embarrassment to them, maybe they should be in a different country, because this is America and we're supposed to proud of the guys we elected and put in office."

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Now I realize those comments may surprise more than a few of the usual bahers in this forum, since these comments were made long before their current testosterone driven political intelligence set it...back in the days when Sponge Bob was their primary concern in life...but he did indeed make them.

And yes...those comments do automatically brand David Robinson a right winger, because I have been saying the same thing for basically the same amount of time, and it puts me clearly on the right.



Other things to keep in mind as you bash:

Scored 1320 on his SAT, a score that qualifies him for MENSA.
Has a degree in Mathematics from the Naval Academy.
Primary success outside of his NBA career lies in the field of education...

Let's face it, he's probably teaching creationism, I mean after all, he's a Jesus freak.


So let's get to it...you know who you are.

Ready?
Ok?
Go?

I'll even get you guys started...

David Robinson is an ignorant racist inbred hillbilly backwards ass piece of anti-intellectual white hypocritical trash that's nas dumb as a stump, lives in a trailer park, doesn't believe in dinosaurs and thinks the Earth is only 5000 years old.

Too bad he's not more like Steve Nash.

Terry Cummings?

I know. I know. What about Roger Staubach?

Every time whottttttt starts one of these self-flagellation threads, it kinda makes me wonder if this post was also his:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=293

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Originally Posted by BushDynasty

Every time whottttttt starts one of these self-flagellation threads, it kinda makes me wonder if this post was also his:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=293

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A dynasty troll(and not even one of the good ones) posting fail?

A dynasty troll posting fail? why am I not surprised to find my post at odds with your probably equally trite cliched, and media mandated political sensitivities?

That's actually below my expectations, and I really wasn't expecting much.

You embody the common stupidity of the world today, probably in every aspect of your life, certainly in your choice of troll names, political views and post smack...the incomparable irony is you probably think people that have differing views from yourself are mindless sheep. I mean is there any pop culture group think local or national you aren't a card carrying practitioner of?
I'd like to see some evidence of it if that is true...

:lmao

I was thinking the other day...

If this world was made for us humans, and humans are thousands of years old...

Why the fuck does 100 degree weather still suck so much. We haven't adapted, or evolved, or made to enjoy it... :bang

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Originally Posted by whottt

I'll even get you guys started...

David Robinson is an ignorant racist inbred hillbilly backwards ass piece of anti-intellectual white hypocritical trash that's nas dumb as a stump, lives in a trailer park, doesn't believe in dinosaurs and thinks the Earth is only 5000 years old.

Too bad he's not more like Steve Nash.

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I take exception to your description. David Robinson is not white!

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Originally Posted by SonOfAGun

Why the fuck does 100 degree weather still suck so much. We haven't adapted, or evolved, or made to enjoy it... :bang

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Maybe this will help:

Record low temperatures in 21 states

Global Warming has been over for a few years now.

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Originally Posted by whottt

Scored 1320 on his SAT, a score that qualifies him for MENSA.

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fyi

MENSA membership qualifications are based upon IQ scores...not high school SAT scores.

Whottt how does that statement make him a righty? :lol

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Originally Posted by SonOfAGun

I was thinking the other day...

If this world was made for us humans, and humans are thousands of years old...

Why the fuck does 100 degree weather still suck so much. We haven't adapted, or evolved, or made to enjoy it... :bang

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Actually, we've evolved AWAY from it while living in colder climates. Hence why we've lost pigmentation. The darker your skin, the less likely you are to sunburn.

Of course, since we're warmblooded, there's only so much we can do about heat regulation.

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Originally Posted by __JaG__

fyi

MENSA membership qualifications are based upon IQ scores

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FYI, SAT's did, from 1974-1994. Like when David Robinson took his. 1250 or over.

Your point?

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...not high school SAT scores.

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FYI, the SAT is not a highschool test, it's a college prep test and it, and many others like it offered through colleges, not to mention schools at levels from elementary through high school not to mention the military academies, have at various times, served as the IQ scores of which you spoke that qualified people for admission into MENSA.

In closing, David Robinson's 1320 SAT score qualifies him for MENSA membership.

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Originally Posted by __JaG__

fyi

MENSA membership qualifications are based upon IQ scores...not high school SAT scores.

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SAT scores are accepted.

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Originally Posted by florige

Whottt how does that statement make him a righty? :lol

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It makes him a chickenhawk, war mongering, oil stealing wingnut.

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Originally Posted by David Robinson

There's plenty of time for commentary later. If it's an embarrassment to them, maybe they should be in a different country, because this is America and we're supposed to proud of the guys we elected and put in office."

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huh.

Does that expire after 01/19/09?

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Originally Posted by PixelPusher

huh.

Does that expire after 01/19/09?

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Probably not. However...

Given Drob's well known love of profanity and lack of patriotism, I'm sure he's thrilled we elected a guy whose minister says goddamn America and who refuses to honor the flag. Probably loves it...after all, the guy we elected is black.

Woot! I can be in Mensa! I scored a 1360 or so.

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Originally Posted by SonOfAGun

I was thinking the other day...

If this world was made for us humans, and humans are thousands of years old...

Why the fuck does 100 degree weather still suck so much. We haven't adapted, or evolved, or made to enjoy it... :bang

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Deep thoughts...

Have you ever noticed any correlation between the pigmentation of a person's skin and the climate of the region where his ancestors lived?

Have you ever thought about how the advent of air conditioning has changed settlement patterns drastically in wealthy nations?

Have you ever considered how many more people live in very hot climates than in very cold ones, but how temperate climes seem best of all?

Have you been around enough people from other ethnic backgrounds to notice some generalities in temperature preference?

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Originally Posted by whottt

Now I realize those comments may surprise more than a few of the usual bahers in this forum, since these comments were made long before their current estrogen-driven political intelligence set it...back in the days when Sponge Bob was their primary concern in life...but he did indeed make them.

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Originally Posted by LnGrrrR

Woot! I can be in Mensa! I scored a 1360 or so.

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Well, the test was changed in 2005 to have a 2400 scale, so I believe you.

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Originally Posted by DarrinS

Well, the test was changed in 2005 to have a 2400 scale, so I believe you.

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Uhm.. I'm 27. I took the test junior year of high school... 1998.

FWIW, I scored a 1480 on the PSAT.

Though, if I were to take the SAT right NOW, I'd be happy to score a 1000. Been out of math too long.

Also got a 99 overall on the asvab. I test well on 'intelligence' tests it seems.

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Originally Posted by LnGrrrR

Uhm.. I'm 27. I took the test junior year of high school... 1998.

FWIW, I scored a 1480 on the PSAT.

Though, if I were to take the SAT right NOW, I'd be happy to score a 1000. Been out of math too long.

Also got a 99 overall on the asvab. I test well on 'intelligence' tests it seems.

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But you're not a right winger, ignorant racist inbred hillbilly backwards ass piece of anti-intellectual white hypocritical trash that's as dumb as a stump, lives in a trailer park, doesn't believe in dinosaurs and thinks the Earth is only 5000 years old.

Too bad you're more like Steve Nash.

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Originally Posted by LnGrrrR

Uhm.. I'm 27. I took the test junior year of high school... 1998.

FWIW, I scored a 1480 on the PSAT.

Though, if I were to take the SAT right NOW, I'd be happy to score a 1000. Been out of math too long.

Also got a 99 overall on the asvab. I test well on 'intelligence' tests it seems.

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i got a 99 on the ASVAB as well

The SAT score ceases to be of import upon enrollment in a university.

After much reflection, I have decided that I am neither right wing nor left wing. I am gizzard.

Also, I am first among sinners.