Dallas will win at least 3 out of the 4 games vs sa this year.

Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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SImply put. We are better than you guys this year. Better superstar and better TEAM PG. Parker can score and pass a little. Kidd can get everyone involved, pitch in 10 and play good D. Howard and Marion when healthy are GREAT and you guys can't stop JET

GO MAVS

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regular season games mean everything

Go mavs

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regular season games mean everything

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

Keep it simple Jack.

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

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Yeah your first round victory over S.A. means more than winning it all.

This is so simple-minded(op) and fail it is self-refuted.

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

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OK, tell me. What does it mean?

:sleep

GO MAVS. We have Dirk you have a declining Duncan, a PG who I could beat in an armwrestling match and the biggest flopper in the history of the NBA.

GO MAVS
GO MAVS
GO MAVS

lol simple jack is right

Yes we know the only goal for the Mavs is to beat the Spurs. Forget about winning a measly ol' championship. Thats nothing compared to beating the Spurs. I am a Spurs fan am honored

Spurs are better all time franchise. Mavs are better this year.


GO MAVS
GO MAVS
GO MAVS

Which is the most humiliating loss for the Mavericks: blowing the 2006 NBA Finals or winning 70 games in 2007 and then losing in the first round to the Golden State Warriors, a team coached by the coach you fired, and then to watch your rival win yet another NBA championship.

4 rings? hahahahha

I guess someone didn't learn their lesson about not going full retard.

Not confident about a sweep?

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

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Yeah, we'll win 4-1.

I know why his name is Simple Jack.

He's a simple minded dumbass that knows jack.

Look what happened to McCain and Palin, everyone knows mavericks cant and wont win.

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Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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I love Great Divide Blue Bell ice cream.



on a completely different note, what is the fastest pinking in Spurstalk history?

Simple Jack:
Duncan> Dirt by 10 to 8. No camparison!
Parker way> Kidd. 10 to 7. Kidd was over the hill when Spurs' mismanagement considered signing Kidd. Kidd isn't even up to cheating/beating his wife anymore.
I could go on but here's the deal. Contact me offline. $500 to $1000 says that your wrong and stupid. Put up or shut up! Please don't send me some weanie message why you won't make the bet. PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!

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Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2009...tfxnt_6648.jpg

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...on a completely different note, what is the fastest pinking in Spurstalk history?

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Not sure, but here's the current list of pinks. Most either leave or change their name, but a few are posting pink.

Freedom Haters

15 RINGS BITCH
BadOdor
Bogus
cool hand
Dark Penguin
Douche
Jayem
jokyfo
Kill_Bill_Pana
Mdot.HIM.not
nbafan13az
Spur Spoiler
spurscenter
STBN_CBN
stretch
THE Black Mamba
The Machine

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Not sure, but here's the current list of pinks. Most either leave or change their name, but a few are posting pink.

Freedom Haters

15 RINGS BITCH
BadOdor
Bogus
cool hand
Dark Penguin
Douche
Jayem
jokyfo
Kill_Bill_Pana
Mdot.HIM.not
nbafan13az
Spur Spoiler
spurscenter
STBN_CBN
stretch
THE Black Mamba
The Machine

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so that's why stretch is always using his "phillip" troll

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I know why his name is Simple Jack.

He's a simple minded dumbass that knows jack.

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His name is Simple Jack, named after the retard that Ben Stiller's character in Tropic Thunder played in the movie of the same name. Good try though. Points for effort. 3/10.

I ain't g-g-g-got a g-g-good brain.


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lol

http://www.patriciaebauer.com/wp-con...imple-jack.jpg

Goddammit Simple Jack! Will you ever learn!?! Never go full retard.
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Case in point ^

someone please bet me on this dumbass thread title.

Mama always said never to go full retard
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someone please bet me on this dumbass thread title.

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si se puede.......NOT!

you must really be STUPIDLY.

Spurs regular season record vs Mavs:

2009: 2-2
2008: 3-1
2007: 1-3
2006: 2-2
2005: 3-1
2004: 1-3
2003: 2-2
2002: 3-1
2001: 3-1
2000: 2-2

There are the regular season stats since 2000 for those interested. Gives you a better idea how the teams have done against each other.

Where's the crack police when you need them?

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Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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And yet another troll....:lol

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Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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Must be talking bout the San Angelo YMCA team. 3 out of 4 sounds about right for Dallas against San Angelo.

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

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I bet the nuggets are saying the same thing about round 2... :lmao

^ :lol at the trailer.

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Simple Jack:
Duncan> Dirt by 10 to 8. No camparison!
Parker way> Kidd. 10 to 7. Kidd was over the hill when Spurs' mismanagement considered signing Kidd. Kidd isn't even up to cheating/beating his wife anymore.
I could go on but here's the deal. Contact me offline. $500 to $1000 says that your wrong and stupid. Put up or shut up! Please don't send me some weanie message why you won't make the bet. PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!

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The real gap between Dirk and Duncan is way wider than 10 to 8, but Dirk is on the right side. While it's even more stupid to consider Parker superior to the captain of team USA who has the 3rd largest number in NBA history of assists.

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The real gap between Dirk and Duncan is way wider than 10 to 8, but Dirk is on the right side. While it's even more stupid to consider Parker superior to the captain of team USA who has the 3rd largest number in NBA history of assists.

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:lol Like Kidd has made YOU greater contenders since the Mavs picked up his corpse this last time. Ask any Spurs fan if he fears that current PG match-up, and I guarantee that we feel pretty comfortable going Parker on Kidd. Oh, and Dirk is great... but only on one end of the court. Stop trying to open that window, it's been painted shut for years.

you mean dallas will lose 3-4 against the spurs......there you go I fixed it .....now thats more realistic:downspin:

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3 to 1 odds you don't call.

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:lmao I like those odds.

Ugggh, feels like the preseason will never come. At least then we can actually talk about a game instead of the sad sad sad state of affairs we have now.:bang

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Not sure, but here's the current list of pinks. Most either leave or change their name, but a few are posting pink.

Freedom Haters

15 RINGS BITCH
BadOdor
Bogus
cool hand
Dark Penguin
Douche
Jayem
jokyfo
Kill_Bill_Pana
Mdot.HIM.not
nbafan13az
Spur Spoiler
spurscenter
STBN_CBN
stretch
THE Black Mamba
The Machine

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IIRC, Bad Odor got pinked really fast. One of his first posts was pretty vile, and I don't mean just straight up ridiculous like the OP.

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GO MAVS. We have Dirk you have a declining Duncan, a PG who I could beat in an armwrestling match and the biggest flopper in the history of the NBA.

GO MAVS
GO MAVS
GO MAVS

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:lmao Declining Duncan?? Dirk is a year or so YOUNGER than Duncan, so Dirk is on the decline too if you wanna stick to your logic. Then again, you ARE a Mavs Fan, so no real logic there just another "my mommy spanked me too much as a child" or "mommy held me too long as a lil girl..." Puh-lease!! Popovich = 4 titles, Rick Carlisle = 1 first round playoff series victory. Carlisle couldn't hold Pops wine glass!
Oh, and the whole point guard comment, good thing that NBA titles and a Finals MVP trophy aren't won by arm-wrestles from perpetually disappointed Dallas Mavericks Fans, but WON ON THE COURT ON THE BIGGEST STAGE IN THE WORLD. Ya know what's WORSE for JKidd(ing) is that even as a much younger, less experienced PG in TParks, TParks STILL outplayed JKidd in the Finals!! Speaking of a Declining Player, next year Cuban included in JKidds (waaaaaaaay) over-paid contract to include a souped-up geriatric Rascal so Kidd can get up and down the court faster than with his walker like last season.

Mavs Trophy Case:



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Spurs Trophy Case
:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2: and soon to arrive in the Summer of '10 :lobt2:

But don't worry, if Timmy retires after his 5th championship MAYBE we'll let Dallas get out of the first round again soon in 2011.:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

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lol I thought we were talking about this season

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The real gap between Dirk and Duncan is way wider than 10 to 8, but Dirk is on the right side. While it's even more stupid to consider Parker superior to the captain of team USA who has the 3rd largest number in NBA history of assists.

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Way to get things twisted, we are talking about how they compare today.

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:lol

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So far Simple Jack and misc. gelding rooters have not contacted me about a friendly wager. Talk is cheap

These threads never fail to deliver.

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I want to post a thread titled " Roger Mason Jr. will hit 3 game winners out of 4 games vs dallas this year ", despite I don't believe it.

I like to lurk at other boards and see what they're saying. Most give the Spurs respect while hating them at the same time. But the Dallas board takes the cake.

Most of them are saying that McDyess is no better than Thomas and Oberto. Ratliff is washed up and Blair is a 2nd round that will be lucky to see the court. They also think Gooden is a better player than McDyess.

They also claim that Marion is 10 times the player Jefferson is.

I get it's a Dallas board and they think they have the better team but I can't believe how many are dismissing the moves the Spurs made.

GO MAVS

Too bad it was 8 on 5 vs Miami. GO MAVS

SPURS SUCK

WE WILL WIN 4 out of 4 actually.

I have respect for no one on the Spurs. Manure Girlfloppy is a bitch. Tony Parker is a little bitch also. Duncan must get tired by throwing his hands up and complaning after EVERY SINGLE call. McDyess is done. Jefferson is good. Too bad Marion is better.

GO MAVS
GO MAVS
GO MAVS

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I like to lurk at other boards and see what they're saying. Most give the Spurs respect while hating them at the same time. But the Dallas board takes the cake.

Most of them are saying that McDyess is no better than Thomas and Oberto. Ratliff is washed up and Blair is a 2nd round that will be lucky to see the court. They also think Gooden is a better player than McDyess.

They also claim that Marion is 10 times the player Jefferson is.

I get it's a Dallas board and they think they have the better team but I can't believe how many are dismissing the moves the Spurs made.

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Marion is not 10 times better. However he is better. Jefferson can score and run. Marion can score, rebound, run, play ELITE defense.

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play ELITE defense.

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Elite defenders should be able to defend the Elite offensive players without getting their ankles broken and being humilliated, right?

Also Marion is on the decline, only shot 0.189% from the 3 :lmao

Marion is no longer the elite defender he used to be. I laugh at Dallas fans thinking he's going to be the one to shut Parker down.

Marion was an elite defender? When did that happen?

mouse?

You guys...seriously....how has the worst troll in the history of Spurstalk brought on 3 pages of posts. This guy has overdone it WAY too much...obvious troll is obvious

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So far Simple Jack and misc. gelding rooters have not contacted me about a friendly wager. Talk is cheap

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talk is only cheap when ur a mavs fan. aint nobody wanna bet me either, friendly or not

Marion is a bad mofo. You guys need to remember how he helped defeat the Spurs and helped the Suns win all those NBA titles. :lmao

Its a possibility they might get the jump on us winning 3 out of 4. The reason is because the spurs have trouble handling versatile players ( i.e. Odom / Lewis / Durant ). The spurs have had trouble with Josh Howard, because if his versatility. He can shoot the 3 / post / get to he rim and finish. Marion Is another versatile Player with the same abilities. He can easily fit in the Mavs system because 1 - they know how to use a player of his capabilities, cause they have Josh Howard 2 - He is use to playing with Jason Kidd. While the spurs haven't had a player like Jefferson since Derek Anderson was here, and back then it was a different offensive system the spurs ran. They had their 2 big men Tim/David and the 3rd option was DA as the only Wing/Perimeter scorer. Now the spurs have 1 -Duncan 2 - Parker 3 - Manu and Jefferson is going to have to adjust bigtime in his shot selection. The spurs are gonna have to adjust bigtime to utilize him in their offense. Remember the spurs arent use to having a wing player run the floor and finish at the rim with dunks.

Simple Jack, you... m-m-m-m-m-make... M-M-M-M-M-Mavs... happy

But the only place Mavs are better than the Spurs is in your head movies!

Once was a simpleton named Jack
Who couldn't face up to the facts
That the one dream he never would have
Was a championship for the Mavs

Perhaps in 2020
When free agents and cash are aplenty
They might stand a chance in hell then
Long after the schooling of Tim

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Once was a simpleton named Jack
Who couldn't face up to the facts
That the one dream he never would have
Was a championship for the Mavs

Perhaps in 2020
When free agents and cash are aplenty
They might stand a chance in hell then
Long after the schooling of Tim

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Not a defense of SimpleJack, but this^?...
Not good. I hope that it was not an attempt at a limerick. Really, piss poor. And "the schooling of Tim", is not put in correct sentence construct to what you're intending to say. It should be, "Long after your (Dirk's, Mavs, ect...) schooling by Tim", er something. Who knows, maybe I'm being nit-picky or maybe English is not your first language. Still, :td post.

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Spurs are better all time franchise. Mavs are better this year.


GO MAVS
GO MAVS
GO MAVS

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you just owned yourself

Dallas sucks! :lol

Marion is definitely better than Jefferson.

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Marion is definitely better than Jefferson.

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:toast Wake up man. We are talking about basketball.

I know, Marion is definitely better than Jefferson.

Marion showed his true colors when he left Phx and was out of the run and gun offense...he is overrated, always has been, and his bloated stats were a product of that run and gun system which utilized his athleticism and speed.

I mean if Dallas decides to play that up-tempo type of basketball than Marion will be solid...but at what cost? How many teams have won a championship playing that type of basketball? How many teams that play like that have the Spurs eaten alive in the playoffs? You can take the Jefferson-Marion matchup if u want, I'll take the series win and a championship.

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I know, Marion is definitely better than Jefferson.

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RJ has better ball handling skills.
RJ has a wider range and can create his own shots.
RJ had made finals.
But Marion is still definitely better than RJ?

RJ only made the Finals because the East was fucking trash.

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:toast Wake up man. We are talking about basketball.

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You're right, we're not talking about race which always makes you flush.

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RJ has better ball handling skills.
RJ has a wider range and can create his own shots.
RJ had made finals.
But Marion is still definitely better than RJ?

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RJ also has better language skills than those you have, you are an idiot. At best you're the shitty mud permeating around the bed of Riverwalk, and should have been dredged and plunged into a shit pit where you would look exactly like your surroundings.

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You're right, we're not talking about race which always makes you flush.

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You're wrong though, a cunt like the idiot you quoted will never feel ashamed about his race, on the contrary however, he probably even feels proud of his race and the color of his skin. In the sights of him, his race was inferior to none in the world. Rats are the kings in spillways, at least it is true to themselves...

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winning 4-1 in round 1 means something too

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Did you get a ring for it though?

No?

Guess it didn't mean a whole lot afterall.

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Did you get a ring for it though?

No?

Guess it didn't mean a whole lot afterall.

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Robert Horry's 7 rings definitely have a hell a lot of meanings, obviously Robert's already guaranteed himself a seat in HOF and his seat is even more steady than Michael Jordan's since Jordan has only got 6 rings, one shorter than Horry's.

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Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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OK, sure. We'll go with that.

And San Antonio will win 4 of 5 AFTER the regular season is over.

Simple Jack's true identity revealed:

http://chattahbox.com/images/2009/05...r-mug-shot.jpg

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RJ also has better language skills than those you have, you are an idiot. At best you're the shitty mud permeating around the bed of Riverwalk, and should have been dredged and plunged into a shit pit where you would look exactly like your surroundings.

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:wakeup Don't flush Rogue. I know you are a racist, but don't overact it. If you just don't like me, add my name to your ignore list, that will save your time instead of saying "you are an idiot" again and again and again.Plus, I'm not claiming I'm a language master but my Chinese, what you called shitty language, is good enough to write articles.

Dirk (no Defense Dirk) better than Duncan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

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RJ also has better language skills than those you have, you are an idiot. At best you're the shitty mud permeating around the bed of Riverwalk, and should have been dredged and plunged into a shit pit where you would look exactly like your surroundings.

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I been to dallas many times . There aint shit in dallas that compares to the river walk .

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I been to dallas many times . There aint shit in dallas that compares to the river walk .

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Well, the Trinity River (If you can call that sewer that) smells of Dallas collective ass and does not compare to the Riverwalk, if they had restaurants along its banks it would also smell of vomit... :lmao So people in Dallas should not be talking about the Riverwalk.

Green Day said it best when they put out don't want to be an AMERICAN IDIOT"" dedicated to uneducated biased dallas fans."" this years Spurs team will crush this yrs Mavs's team reg season and in the playoffs 4-1 mavs have no interior D'' this yr by letting both ryan hollins and bass go"" they will miss those guys. and we now have 5 guys who have proven to give Dirk serious problems on defense in Mcdyess, Ratliff, Mahinmi, Duncan, and Haislip, and for sure Blair with both who play like leaping grasshoppers, will wear dirk down too". with the eception of duncan, none of the other guys were on our squad last yr, and jefferson is way better than marion true fact. rj, can give consistent excellent defense every night , and 20 to 25 pts too, marion is much more inconsistent, look at marion"s 3pt av last two yrs, at both 25% two yrs ago, and down to 18.9% last yr while jeffersons last yr was a whopping 45% check the facts"" jack" dallas is nowhere near as strong as the spurs this yr and throw in the 2nd best sg behind only kobe"' in the league a super healthy 100% and on a mission Manu, who dallas has never had an answer for, spurs in five 4-1 this yr book it"" watch and see". haters"

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Green Day said it best when they put out don't want to be an AMERICAN IDIOT"" dedicated to uneducated biased dallas fans."" this years Spurs team will crush this yrs Mavs's team reg season and in the playoffs 4-1 mavs have no interior D'' this yr by letting both ryan hollins and bass go"" they will miss those guys. and we now have 5 guys who have proven to give Dirk serious problems on defense in Mcdyess, Ratliff, Mahinmi, Duncan, and Haislip, and for sure Blair with both who play like leaping grasshoppers, will wear dirk down too". with the eception of duncan, none of the other guys were on our squad last yr, and jefferson is way better than marion true fact. rj, can give consistent excellent defense every night , and 20 to 25 pts too, marion is much more inconsistent, look at marion"s 3pt av last two yrs, at both 25% two yrs ago, and down to 18.9% last yr while jeffersons last yr was a whopping 45% check the facts"" jack" dallas is nowhere near as strong as the spurs this yr and throw in the 2nd best sg behind only kobe"' in the league a super healthy 100% and on a mission Manu, who dallas has never had an answer for, spurs in five 4-1 this yr book it"" watch and see". haters"

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Yes we will..... YES....WE.....WILL

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ROTFFLMFAO...for you people who like to call Dallas - Big 'D', you sure do think small. Beating the Spurs is your championship...ROTFFLMFAO! Whatever!

San Antonio Spurs---2009/2010 NBA Champions!

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I know, Marion is definitely better than Jefferson.

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ROTFLMAO!!! Good one! Keep the jokes coming....the summer is almost over and then we'll all get serious.