Glenn Beck is a real douche! and I should know, I meet a new one once a month!
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Glenn Beck is a real douche! and I should know, I meet a new one once a month!
Gonna be even funnier when Obama has to fire his czar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Las Espuelas
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Originally Posted by balli
That was exactly what I was going to write.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceColdBrewski
This accusation about Beck and his reluctance to address it, holds as much water as Obama's birth certifcate and his reluctance to address it.
Some things dont deserve to even be acknowledged. This being one of them.
What? You're crazy. :D :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva Las Espuelas
My uncle bosses brothers friend told him that he knew a guy who swore that he heard from his sister's cousins friend that Glenn Beck had raped and murdered a girl in 1990... it's official...
Isn't this the Gilbert Gottfried joke from the Bob Saget roast?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se_SpN04PQw
no. just with sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by LnGrrrR
:wakeup
Looks like Glenn Beck is crying to lawyers.....He's sicking his lawyers on the site glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com. Problem is, they don't have a strong case.
Daily KOSQuote:
Via Ars Technica, Glenn Beck has sent his lawyers against the owners of the satirical site, http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com /.
Apparently he doesn't like it when his own tactics are used against him.
How'd the site come about? Like all satire, somebody just thought it would be funny and went for it:
One of the Fark readers then took the forum meme to the next level, registering a domain name and launching a web site in order to make a point about talking head TV demagoguery. "Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations?" asks the site. "We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990—in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?" At the very bottom of the page was a small text disclaimer saying that the site was satirical.
The site went big, fast -- more than 120K hits in a day after it went up on September 1. Beck immediately went berserk.
Joke was funnier when Gilbert Gottfried did it to Bob Saget as his roast.
it's a joke lampooning beck's style of "journalism" whereby he floats an extraordinary accusation/rumor (that he himself might not believe is actually true), and asks the accused to disprove or defend against said accusation/rumor. kinda anti-american if you think about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkReign
Ha...well, joke is on me. I never clicked a link about this or in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh, Gee!!
<-- Gullible, I guess.
I dont watch the 24 hour news cycle at all. Dateline, 20/20, 60 minutes and PBS...thats it (unless of course its around election time, then its pretty much everything and everyone on TV).
I wouldnt know Beck's tactics, but I do know he is an asshole. But honestly?
There is no one worse than Olbermann (sp?), no one. That guy is actually proud to be a partisan hack...he doesnt even feign neutrality.
:lol you're Wild CobraQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkReign
Shhh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Oh, Gee!!
You bad liberal activist you!
Secret Democrat Party Operatives Slander Fox News Star With Rape Charge
Christ WireQuote:
October 9, 2009 by Stephenson Billings
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Left Wing Conspiracy, Politics
Undercover liberal activists took their campaign to silence conservative speech to a new low this September. Their target was bestselling author and Fox News host Glenn Beck. The completely false charge: rape and murder. It began with a single website and eventually grew to include a dangerous consortium of bloggers, Democrat Party operatives, ACORN representatives, ex-cons, sex radicals, members of the radical group FALA and video gamers all propagating the most heinous rumors about Mr. Beck’s alleged hidden past criminal activity.
In early September, a report hit the media grapevine that Mr. Beck had abused and murdered a girl some twenty years ago. Documents and firsthand accounts purporting to prove this claim were posted on the internet. Unscrupulous bloggers spread the story worldwide. Suddenly, newspaper editorials questioned why Beck hadn’t responded to these accusations and a scandal was born.
That bolded part read like a micca post.
Thanks
Has this thread really made it this far? The fucking site says plain and clear that it's a parody...this is really sad. Are people really looking for shit to say about Glenn so bad that they're too blind to see the big writing on the top right that says "PARODY SITE" lmao. And this is at the bottom of the page...fucking read...
Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.
Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.
The bold part does describe a LOT of people in here...lol. You liberals are reaching..lol..bigtime.
"members of the radical group FALA and video gamers all propagating"
:lmao
and hip-hoppers too. they must be involved somehow
It's gotta be true, I saw it on youtube...
I heard NBADan raped and murdered a sea manatee last Tuesday.
We should pass out pamphlets at NBADan's site of employment to ensure the safety of future sea manatees within a 200 mi. radius.
It's funny when right wingers spoof the spoof. I always like when parody threads are made to mock them, and they get all pissed about the inherit logic- even though said logic (or non-logic) exists primarily as their own twisted creation. Fucking clowns.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoOptionB
And let's not forget the other member of the Kennedy Clan that beat like a 15 year old to death with a golf club, because he thought she was giving that pussy to his brother and wasn't passing any his way. Seems that Kennedy Clan has been killing for a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aggie Hoopsfan
Nah, I just think it is lame NBADan hides behind his screen name while using Beck's name in relation to raping and murdering a child.Quote:
Originally Posted by balli
Who hiding? Beckkk's is a traitor and your an idiot...Politically,... he's marginalized to the lunatic fringe...but his on-air paranoia is gonna get people killed...then you'll be defending a real murderer...Quote:
Originally Posted by NoOptionB