Need relationship advice

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Originally Posted by ploto

Same line jumped out at me, too. Is he talking about his girlfriend or his dog- definitely not about someone he treats as an equal. I just don't think he will ever get it.

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YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

wtf, what a weirdo you are to make quick judgements off of 1 situation

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Originally Posted by MiamiHeat

I know that there are certain types of depression and they are usually caused by 1) something major in your life that needs sorted out 2) a chemical imbalance in the brain. Lets rule out number 2 and say that something in her life needs sorted out.
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The only other thing is she is not happy with our relationship. We love each other very much but the actual relationship has become rather boring and pretty much a routine. You may remember my post about it.
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The thing is it is a viscious circle now. I am pretty sure the relationship is causing all or part of this depressed behaviour and in turn is making it worse i.e. being bored, not wanting to do anything, being tired etc.

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Originally Posted by MiamiHeat

We are fine now though.

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http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nile-river-2.jpg

Yes good example, our love is like the wonderful Nile River. Lasts forever and brings life and celebration to the hearts of people

Maybe you should change the name of the topic from: Need relationship advice

To: I don't want Need relationship advice so keep your fucking comments to yourself

After reading only three pages I felt like killing myself or taking medication. I guess the only escape this poor girl has if you die or she joins witness protection and starts a new life in Canada.

I must admit I like they way your in control. I can just see you later in life as she catches you in bed with another person (notice I didn't say female) and you tell your wife it's all in her head take more pills. I like your game plan!

You got a good thing going don"t fuck it up! :tu

I would never do that to her, no jokes please

It's time t' walk t' plank matey!!! Arrrrrrrrrr!

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Originally Posted by marini martini

It's time t' walk t' plank matey!!! Arrrrrrrrrr!

:D

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:lol

I'm gonna do my best to "celebrate" today at work. My customers will either find me charmingly quirky...or file a complaint.

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Originally Posted by Fpoonsie

:lol

I'm gonna do my best to "celebrate" today at work. My customers will either find me charmingly quirky...or file a complaint.

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If you customers the opposite on how you treat mouse they will be very happy! :tu

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Originally Posted by Desert Plains

If you customers the opposite on how you treat mouse they will be very happy! :tu

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huh?

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Originally Posted by Extra Stout

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nile-river-2.jpg

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Originally Posted by Fpoonsie

:lol

I'm gonna do my best to "celebrate" today at work. My customers will either find me charmingly quirky...or file a complaint.

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Here's your Pirate translator..........................:toast


http://www.fissio.com/pirate.pl

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Originally Posted by marini martini

Here's your Pirate translator..........................:toast


http://www.fissio.com/pirate.pl

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:bang I actually tried to translate more than once.

:lol

I am feeling better now thanks to your comedy about pirates, thanks. It helps to calm me down

Aar! That joint be mine, old father!:hat

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SO who is banging this broad now?

Wow this thread seemed to have brought all the inner cucks out like Timvp and Extra Stout. I don't know any guy who likes their liberated female dissapearing for hours hanging out with some other dude.

Dude, you have to be one of those retarded outdated male chauvanist to think that MiamiHeat is being the controlling one here when it's obvious that cunt blackmailed him into love through suicide. Are you guys retarded.(yeah i know i forgot the question mark, because it's not a question douchewipe)

Now, i understand the cynicism about the girl wanting to be with the guy all the time. I mean heaven forbid if there are "needy" girls out there who have physcological issues, daddy issues, can't have any female friends cuz they're total bitches, always need a man in their life. Nah, to Extra Stout and Timvp, those girls don't exist. Females are total saints, and need their integrity protected.

I bet Timvp and Extra Stout would sacrifice their family quilt so that a dainty woman doesn't have to step in a distressing puddle, O dear Lawd have mercy..

I mean, cmon don't you all see it guys! When MH's girlfriend threatened him with suicide and MH decided to stay with the girl, that was just MH being all passive agressive. He should have just walked away and let her slice her wrist! Nah, but he's a controlling mudafukah who is all into saving lives and shit.

You guys are hilarious. I mean not to say MH isn't 60 or 70 percent of the problem, but cmon! The chick tried to blackmail him or guilt him into loving her, somehow on spurstalk that makes the guy the controlling manipulating passive agressive asshole.

Btw, you see. This is why many of you thought The RJ trade was a success. By believing these guys 100 percent like the true sheeple you are.

ANd btw MiamiHeat, you should have never hooked up with that girl, infact you should leave her. It will be better for you and her. If she loves you, she loves. If she don't she don't.

lol @ serious comments this late.

I didn't have time earlier this fall to comment on it.

But yeah.... you did resurface this thread.

I did for fun. We all said that they are both idiots. We slammed him because he is on here. If she was on here she would get slammed by us more than she already does by guys other than MiamiHeat.

LMAO this thread is full of epic fucking win.

awesome

The best part is how MiamiHeat went back and edited all the posts that make him look like a complete twat.

That was because I was very hurt by the responses in here. I am very appalled at how people can behave towards someone else's misery. Do you have no decency?

Do you have no compassion? How can you make fun of my misery???

It's INHUMAN and CRUEL. I deserve to be helped, so please, no jokes. I just needed real advice.

[email protected] "giving up the family quilt" :lmao

Man, I remember when this went down like it was yesterday. We're better off without her bro. We lost faith in her anyways. the hoes love our PT Cruiser anyways.

I didn't even see the posts after my last one lol. He really went back and changed ALL his posts?! :lol :lmao