Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
panic giraffe
i need a new tux. lets have a tux night gtg. at the new speakeasy style bar in bonahans. and then just drink scotch, smoke cigars, and talk about the nikkei...would be classy unless someone brings up fake birth certificates
Just remember the gremlin rule.
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by SnC
Just remember the gremlin rule.
No water, no food after midnight, no bright lights?
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by How I Met Your Mother
Barney: How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple! The rules for girls are the same as the rules for gremlins.
Ted: Gremlins?
Barney: Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower at your place. Number two: Keep them away from sunlight, i.e. don't ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn't sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her. Ever.
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
Allan Rowe vs Wade
what should i tell her?
I tea bagged your mom last night.
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
DMX7
I tea bagged your mom last night.
She has balls?
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
Wild Cobra
She has balls?
?
Do you know what "tea bagging" is?
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
Shastafarian
?
Do you know what "tea bagging" is?
Sure, but if someone is going to post such shit, I will purposely misread it how I see fit.
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
Wild Cobra
Sure
Lie
Re: My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate
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Originally Posted by
DMX7
Lie
It's a simple presumption.
Hey, I was just reading into your fantasy, hoping to reduce farther sick images.