My mom just asked me why Obama won't provide a birth certificate

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Originally Posted by panic giraffe

i need a new tux. lets have a tux night gtg. at the new speakeasy style bar in bonahans. and then just drink scotch, smoke cigars, and talk about the nikkei...would be classy unless someone brings up fake birth certificates

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Just remember the gremlin rule.

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Originally Posted by SnC

Just remember the gremlin rule.

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No water, no food after midnight, no bright lights?

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Originally Posted by How I Met Your Mother

Barney: How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple! The rules for girls are the same as the rules for gremlins.

Ted: Gremlins?

Barney: Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower at your place. Number two: Keep them away from sunlight, i.e. don't ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn't sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her. Ever.

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Originally Posted by Allan Rowe vs Wade

what should i tell her?

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I tea bagged your mom last night.

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Originally Posted by DMX7

I tea bagged your mom last night.

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She has balls?

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Originally Posted by Wild Cobra

She has balls?

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Do you know what "tea bagging" is?

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Originally Posted by Shastafarian

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Do you know what "tea bagging" is?

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Sure, but if someone is going to post such shit, I will purposely misread it how I see fit.

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Originally Posted by Wild Cobra

Sure

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Lie

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Originally Posted by DMX7

Lie

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It's a simple presumption.
Hey, I was just reading into your fantasy, hoping to reduce farther sick images.