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I'm sure you guys can come up with funnier stuff than I can, so let's hear em!
Ian Mahinmi
Four steps, one dribble:
The anti-fundamental.
Mazal tov, Cuban
Malik Hairston
The next Bowen? Nah.
Lost his spot to Gary Neal!
Major disrespeck.
Keith Bogans
Franchise Centerpiece…
a warrior like no other…
well, eight years ago
Roger Mason
Since Christmas ‘08,
eighty-two game shooting slump.
What what in his butt.
Mahinmi's l337 Skillz - by Cherry Ass Posters
Spurs rooks are all great!
MVP of the D-League!
They are all perfect!
Hairston: The Future?! - by Keith Bogans
George Gervin reborn?
An elite master balla?
No, the next Bogans!
Ode to Bogans - by Coach Pop
Apple of my eye
Centerpiece of my life's work
Bogans completes me
Bogans
Blue collar work ethic
effort there but not enough
talent for this Spurs team
You can say that again. :downspin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark in Austin
Mahinmi
Tall kid from France fails
a wasted pick damn not again
the next Shawn Bradley
Hi ducks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark in Austin
The first line had 6 syllables too
:downspin:
To be fair, Haikus originated from Japan. Japanese poets have stated that a haiku is 5-7-5 moras, which are different from syllables. About 12 syllables are 17 moras, to quote from japanese poets.
I will just treat it as 5-7-5 syllables for the sake of convenience.
Roger Mason
You fucking suck dude
Always played like piece of shit
In 8, we don't trust.
Matt Bonner
So glad you are gone
Take your shitty "game" elsewhere
You're fucking useless
oh wait....
To Roger Mason
Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick
Brick Brick Brick Brick Brick
Matt Bonner
He has been re-signed
Bringing sad news to Spurs fans
Worst management choice
:lol He is an architect after all :downspin:Quote:
Originally Posted by roycrikside
Pop bad heart attack
On sandwich bed with Bonner
Playoffs we now can advance
I don't like haiku.
Screw your seventeen moras.
And Keith Bogans, too.
Roger Mason Jr.
Free Agency Steal?
Boy, did you really fool us.
You one year wonder.
Keith Bogans
AH! The Centerpiece.
The so called next Bruce Bowen
HA HA HA yeah right.
Ian Mahinmi
Shoot threes, spread the floor
That was not your specialty.
Farewell Savior!
Malik Hairston
Bogans and Finley
They got more minutes than you.
You deserve better.
Matt Bonner
AH .... Wait. He's back here?
And for a longer contract?
Err... Welcome back then.
timtonymanu with the ducks impression.
ahh.. i gotta fix that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chieflion
And it even rhymes!Quote:
Originally Posted by GSH
Matt, get the fuck out!
Why the fuck are you still here?
....What's that?....You did what?!?
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So long "Centerpiece"
The Spurs will miss your.....ummm, uhhhh
Hmmm....your uhhh....hmmm..........well.........
Lmfao!Quote:
Originally Posted by jaffies
Red headed devil
wasting money wasting time
Happy butterfly
Rats flee sinking ship
These guys are tossed overboard
before ice is hit
Hairston is now gone
Make threes instead of play D
The Golden State Spurs
Haiku Failure alert.Quote:
Originally Posted by benefactor
Tough to replace Ian
hard to find athletic big
that looks good in suit
Get
The
Fuck
Out
Please check Haiku rulesQuote:
Originally Posted by spurs_fan_in_exile
You are ruining this thread boink
Gigglesnort Hotel
Oops. Sorry. I was thinking Ian as Eee In.Quote:
Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
I'm a dumbass
Bulls get no Bron Bron
Bog-Bog will show the whole league
how to slow down Rose
Stupid Mason was
demanding more playing time
when sucking so bad
Kori mean to me
First Amendment rights no more
Obama smiling
私を新しい糸を始めることを許可しなさい
私が言う重要な事柄
雌犬があってはいけない
This haiku is
Just 33 percent good
Like Mason's three point shooting last year
Sky is the limit
for fantastic Red rocket
Matt Bonner is God?
Ooops he is not leaving :lol
Too much Matt Bonner
To fit it all in Haiku
Matt deserves Tanka
so much more can be exposed
about his majestic self
My name is Malik
Why doesn't pop like my game
Arrivederci
I am getting sleepy
Ian, why am I wearing blue
Help, what a nightmare
and to think we competed for a championship last year with Mason + Bogans playing significant minutes
I try really hard
Bogans means "the centerpiece"
Oh well, thought i'd try
There once was a spur name of Matt
Who's quickness was not like a cat
He missed lots of threes
As if some disease
Left him with hands full of scat
Fixed. I was pronouncing Hairston with three syllables.Quote:
Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything
Roger Mason
Big shot to big dud
It was nice while it lasted
Have fun with Pushups
Keith Bogans
All heart and no brain
Flailing in the shadows of twelve
Centerpiece, my ass
Matt Bonner
Red Rocket is back
Who's that busboy on the court?
F-O, pass that shit