If NBA Teams were Chicks

Cavs - the once hot turned trailer park beauty queen. Eight hundred pounds of flaccid, fish belly cellulite with nine kids bringing home dead, roadside animals for them to eat at night.

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Originally Posted by wontstartdumbthreads

You don't know where your mom is?

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How did you get black status so quickly?

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Originally Posted by PeterBurns

Ahhh....forgot how much I missed it here.
All good peeps....good feedback.

On the one's that totally missed, how would you have changed them?

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I would have left them out all together. Don't need to force each of the teams to fit the joke. just my opinion.

Good stuff

I have kinda bashed this thread so now I'll say something nice. I do appreciate the idea of it - some of them got me laughing, it was just a kill joy reading the rest.

Not bad Burns. :tu

Cavs: Chick you married when you were going through a rough spot, you were way out of her league, you finally realized it, she can now be found outside your home ... camped out in a car 7 days a week.

:lol That was pretty good...

pretty lame. NBA teams arent really like chicks at all.

OP trying too hard, for nothing.

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Originally Posted by PeterBurns

#Spurs = Faithful chick that cooks the same meals, wears the same outfits, but knows how to do that kinky thing you like

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you've heard her friends call her boring, but you know better

Not bad, IMO. I read these on Twitter, kept me entertained for a while.

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Originally Posted by Cessation

OP trying too hard, for nothing.

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if I had to guess, probably for a radio bit in Denver.

just a guess.

No, this post isn't sexist. Not at all. /sarcasm

I actually did laugh at the Spurs one. But it's a tough premise to sustain through all the teams.

I like the concept

be better of pics of women :wakeup

Knicks- Streetwalker whose pimp keeps beating the crap out of her because she over charges.

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Originally Posted by spurs10

Knicks- Streetwalker whose pimp keeps beating the crap out of her because she over charges.

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and as soon as you think she's finally free of her pimp, he shows up again and again

http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-.../07/isiaht.jpg

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Originally Posted by Blackjack

Not bad Burns. :tu

Cavs: Chick you married when you were going through a rough spot, you were way out of her league, you finally realized it, she can now be found outside your home ... camped out in a car 7 days a week.

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Better than Burns' version.

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Originally Posted by Supergirl

No, this post isn't sexist. Not at all. /sarcasm

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Boo hoo

Half good, Half bad, but the half that was good was fairly entertaining and thoughtful.

:toast:flag:Awesome!!!!

Having to read all those really just reminded me of all the shitty teams that are out there...

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Originally Posted by concken

How did you get black status so quickly?

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Don't know. Maybe it's my grills.

Mavs- the hot stripper who leaves you with blue balls and the shame of finishing yourself off alone in the bathroom.