Oh damn, my favorite snorkeling destination!Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadlyDynasty
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Oh damn, my favorite snorkeling destination!Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadlyDynasty
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Originally Posted by DeadlyDynasty
lucky bastard!
:lmao
Got me some neat queen Elizabeth money.. mrsmaalox, he was flown back to FLL for fucking cellulitis:lol
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you
three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
:lmao
Oh wow, that is one expensive return flight! What happened to him---stingray barb?Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadlyDynasty
A new study shows that eating bacon can lower a man's chances of getting a woman pregnant...
Scientists are calling it alarming...Men are calling it a win-win.
He was on a cruise ship and his wife noticed all this redness on his leg. :lolApparently their $79 traveler's insurance covered this, though I can't confirm. He had a 102.6 fever that persisted through Tylenol, Rocephin, and Flagyl so that was the main concern.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
2/10Quote:
Originally Posted by CavsSuperFan
That's great insurance, I always get it :tu So they gave the flagyl for a cellulitis? Never heard of that. I guess they used it in conjunction with the rocephin, because I've never heard of it being used as a primary for anything other than GI stuff. I hope the guy's wife opted to continue the cruise without him or she is at this very moment witnessing his 200th diarrhea explosion! :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DeadlyDynasty
my boss called in! it's a free day! off to the truck! :smokin
No energy today.
Love this weather.
^ y do they call u chalupa?
damn name is making me hungry
My flowers drooped :(
Oh come on!! Why the HELL would my phone auto-correct "believe" to "Belieber"?? Is that an actual word now?!
it happens as you get older, one of these days the boys will move further south :depressedQuote:
Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
its a smart phone, it knows what you meant to sayQuote:
Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
I hope your "boys" don't drop a gazillion microscopic seeds all over the coffee table like my flowers did! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by bus driver
I hate that people who complain too much, make me want to complain about how they complain too much. Pretty soon I'm just going to tell people to STFU.
is it ok to maintain a long relationship with a woman because cellulite doesn't run in her family?
Craving chinese food.
:oopsQuote:
Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
what the hell happen to my pic of gaby? :pctoss
damn the internet