Being a big would suck. Being that big and having to run that much would be very tiring. And getting the shit beat out of you all game and setting screens for ball-hogs who yell at you when you can't catch a bullet pass thrown to your ankles? No thanks. Though you'd get paid more money than the guards if you're any good.
I'd want to be a 3-pt specialist who sucks at defense, like Korver.
