worst movie ending ever. not in a it sucked way, but in a my stomach hurts way. pretty much how I started feeling in game 6, and end feeling in game 7.
06-21-2013
nkdlunch
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
06-21-2013
SA210
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by hater
"Manu and I are finished man. He ain't my familly. I hate that fucking puto" -Duncan
"No matter how much hate there is between you and him, you're still connected...." - Parker
:lmao
:lmao one of the most underrated scenes in film history tbh
Tiago and Jason Collins the next time they see each other :
Manu after the loss :( :
06-22-2013
nkdlunch
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheguevara
Lmao i must say I slept like the guy at 2:52 for th last 2 nights
06-22-2013
objective
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE
I would edit subtitles and make it a gif with Pop and Duncan's heads pasted on if I could.
The Simpsons - episode 52 (season 3 ep 17) - Homer at the Bat
Near the end, after Darryl Strawberry has been the MVP of the softball team, Mr. Burns inexplicably yanks Strawberry from batting, telling him to hit the showers and deciding to pinch hit as right-handed batter in Homer for him.
Darryl Strawberry - "You're pinch-hitting for me?"
Mr. Burns - "Yes. You see, you're a left-hander, and so is the pitcher. If I send up a right-handed batter, it's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do to win ballgames.
Darryl Strawberry - "But I've got NINE home runs today!"
Mr. Burns - "You should be very proud of yourself. Sit down."
-----------
The lines would be changed to Duncan and Pop, except there's no happy ending.
Pop - "You, Duncan! Great effort today, take a lap and hit the showers. I'm sending in a fat slob instead."
Duncan - "You're pulling me? One of the greatest defenders and rebounders in history?"
Pop - "Yes, you see, you're tall and long, but Boris is smaller with nimble feet. It's called playing the percentages, it's what smart coaches do to win ballgames."
Duncan - "But I'm the greatest power forward of all time! I have 5 total MVP awards and I've been winning this game for you!"
Pop - "You should be very proud. Sit down."
---scene---
06-22-2013
midnightpulp
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by objective
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE
I would edit subtitles and make it a gif with Pop and Duncan's heads pasted on if I could.
The Simpsons - episode 52 (season 3 ep 17) - Homer at the Bat
Near the end, after Darryl Strawberry has been the MVP of the softball team, Mr. Burns inexplicably yanks Strawberry from batting, telling him to hit the showers and deciding to pinch hit as right-handed batter in Homer for him.
Darryl Strawberry - "You're pinch-hitting for me?"
Mr. Burns - "Yes. You see, you're a left-hander, and so is the pitcher. If I send up a right-handed batter, it's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do to win ballgames.
Darryl Strawberry - "But I've got NINE home runs today!"
Mr. Burns - "You should be very proud of yourself. Sit down."
-----------
The lines would be changed to Duncan and Pop, except there's no happy ending.
Pop - "You, Duncan! Great effort today, take a lap and hit the showers. I'm sending in a fat slob instead."
Duncan - "You're pulling me? One of the greatest defenders and rebounders in history?"
Pop - "Yes, you see, you're tall and long, but Boris is smaller with nimble feet. It's called playing the percentages, it's what smart coaches do to win ballgames."
Duncan - "But I'm the greatest power forward of all time! I have 5 total MVP awards and I've been winning this game for you!"
Pop - "You should be very proud. Sit down."
---scene---
:lol
06-22-2013
Legacy
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by objective
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE
I would edit subtitles and make it a gif with Pop and Duncan's heads pasted on if I could.
The Simpsons - episode 52 (season 3 ep 17) - Homer at the Bat
Near the end, after Darryl Strawberry has been the MVP of the softball team, Mr. Burns inexplicably yanks Strawberry from batting, telling him to hit the showers and deciding to pinch hit as right-handed batter in Homer for him.
Darryl Strawberry - "You're pinch-hitting for me?"
Mr. Burns - "Yes. You see, you're a left-hander, and so is the pitcher. If I send up a right-handed batter, it's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do to win ballgames.
Darryl Strawberry - "But I've got NINE home runs today!"
Mr. Burns - "You should be very proud of yourself. Sit down."
-----------
The lines would be changed to Duncan and Pop, except there's no happy ending.
Pop - "You, Duncan! Great effort today, take a lap and hit the showers. I'm sending in a fat slob instead."
Duncan - "You're pulling me? One of the greatest defenders and rebounders in history?"
Pop - "Yes, you see, you're tall and long, but Boris is smaller with nimble feet. It's called playing the percentages, it's what smart coaches do to win ballgames."
Duncan - "But I'm the greatest power forward of all time! I have 5 total MVP awards and I've been winning this game for you!"
Pop - "You should be very proud. Sit down."
---scene---
:rollin
06-24-2013
cheguevara
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
:lol
06-24-2013
024
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
No one criticizes the Spartans for losing the battle, they praise them for holding off the Persians way longer than expected. Same for the Spurs. No one expected them to reach the finals, let alone push Miami to the brink. The Spurs should be proud of that.
The spear throw especially symbolizes the last two games. If Leonidas had struck Xerxes in the heart, that may have ended the invasion and the Spartans would have won the battle. But it was a miracle he was able to throw so accurately to begin with and wanting it to be a kill shot was too greedy. Instead the spear pierced Xerxes' face and proved he was vulnerable and it unnerved him. Just like how the end of game 6 unnerved Lebron. That wasn't supposed to happen. The series was supposed to be a slaughter and the Spurs weren't supposed to do so much damage.
I would edit subtitles and make it a gif with Pop and Duncan's heads pasted on if I could.
The Simpsons - episode 52 (season 3 ep 17) - Homer at the Bat
Near the end, after Darryl Strawberry has been the MVP of the softball team, Mr. Burns inexplicably yanks Strawberry from batting, telling him to hit the showers and deciding to pinch hit as right-handed batter in Homer for him.
Darryl Strawberry - "You're pinch-hitting for me?"
Mr. Burns - "Yes. You see, you're a left-hander, and so is the pitcher. If I send up a right-handed batter, it's called playing the percentages. It's what smart managers do to win ballgames.
Darryl Strawberry - "But I've got NINE home runs today!"
Mr. Burns - "You should be very proud of yourself. Sit down."
-----------
The lines would be changed to Duncan and Pop, except there's no happy ending.
Pop - "You, Duncan! Great effort today, take a lap and hit the showers. I'm sending in a fat slob instead."
Duncan - "You're pulling me? One of the greatest defenders and rebounders in history?"
Pop - "Yes, you see, you're tall and long, but Boris is smaller with nimble feet. It's called playing the percentages, it's what smart coaches do to win ballgames."
Duncan - "But I'm the greatest power forward of all time! I have 5 total MVP awards and I've been winning this game for you!"
How I felt when I realized Chris Bosh was passing to Ray fucking Allen at the end of game 6. Right around the 2:05 mark is the exact same noise I made.
MAN. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. Duncan was leonidas. Parker was his second in command. Danny green was the kid that proved his worth but died toward the end Pop was the oracles that fucked it up with that "Honor the gods/ we dont do that" bullshit. Norris Cole was the messenger who got kicked in the pit. xerxes was Lebron . and ginobili was the little retarded hunchback that couldnt accept that he didnt have what it took to be a spartan and betrayed them which led to their downfall. its a lot good strategy/ underdog parallels there to, ending with Duncan losing to overwhelming forces but proving that Miami could be scratched. they are not what they hype says they are. not even close.
...... and the motherfucking sequel is coming out next year.
06-25-2013
mouse
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
06-25-2013
mouse
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
you
knew
it
was
coming.....
06-25-2013
TE
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by TrainOfThought5
MAN. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. Duncan was leonidas. Parker was his second in command. Danny green was the kid that proved his worth but died toward the end Pop was the oracles that fucked it up with that "Honor the gods/ we dont do that" bullshit. Norris Cole was the messenger who got kicked in the pit. xerxes was Lebron . and ginobili was the little retarded hunchback that couldnt accept that he didnt have what it took to be a spartan and betrayed them which led to their downfall. its a lot good strategy/ underdog parallels there to, ending with Duncan losing to overwhelming forces but proving that Miami could be scratched. they are not what they hype says they are. not even close.
...... and the motherfucking sequel is coming out next year.
To add to all this...the Battle of Thermopylae (battle of 300) is widely regarded as the beginning of the end for the Persian empire (Miami Heat). Weird parallels, imo...
The sequel out next year? Awesome tbh.
06-25-2013
SA210
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by Namundy
How I felt when I realized Chris Bosh was passing to Ray fucking Allen at the end of game 6. Right around the 2:05 mark is the exact same noise I made.
MAN. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. Duncan was leonidas. Parker was his second in command. Danny green was the kid that proved his worth but died toward the end Pop was the oracles that fucked it up with that "Honor the gods/ we dont do that" bullshit. Norris Cole was the messenger who got kicked in the pit. xerxes was Lebron . and ginobili was the little retarded hunchback that couldnt accept that he didnt have what it took to be a spartan and betrayed them which led to their downfall. its a lot good strategy/ underdog parallels there to, ending with Duncan losing to overwhelming forces but proving that Miami could be scratched. they are not what they hype says they are. not even close.
...... and the motherfucking sequel is coming out next year.
Do the Spartans come back and annihilate the Persians in the sequel?
06-25-2014
hater
Re: Post the Final Scene for the 2013 Spurs Movie
Quote:
Originally Posted by hater
"Manu and I are finished man. He ain't my familly. I hate that fucking puto" -Duncan
"No matter how much hate there is between you and him, you're still connected...." - Parker