Since Evolution Is The Answer - Tell Me When Can I Expect To Grow My Wings And Fly

how come evolution created male and female...why not just all of one kind? seems evolution is actually creating :lol...could evolution be god's holy spirit doing the creating

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

why did evolution put the sex organs in the lower part of the body and thus able to be hid....

---

what about dem titties?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

why did evolution put the sex organs in the lower part of the body and thus able to be hid....

---

To protect them from Jesus Robert Diaz's sexual assaulting paws.

talking shit behind a computer screen:toast

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

explain how humans came to be chump

---

I don't know. Evolution is a working theory.

Seems like it's on the right track IMO, but as for the beginnings of life itself, who knows?

Can you explain how humans came to be or are you going to shut down?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

talking shit behind a computer screen:toast

---

Registered sex offender.

I guess evolution knew we'd like apple pie so it made apples

can someone explain to me how god came to be? anyone?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Leetonidas

what about dem titties?

---

tits aren't a sex organ moron

theory? so you don't know if its true or not? theory as in hasn't been proven?:toast

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

tits aren't a sex organ moron

---

:lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

tits aren't a sex organ moron

---

you don't get out much do you

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

theory? so you don't know if its true or not? theory as in hasn't been proven?:toast

---

Who said it was?

How did humans come to be, robdiaz2191?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

tits aren't a sex organ moron

---

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Leetonidas

can someone explain to me how god came to be? anyone?

---

still waiting for an answer

Nearly all animal and plant species that have lived on Earth are now extinct,^[236] and extinction appears to be the ultimate fate of all species.

right on track.

God did it and you are the proof. Simple answer.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Nearly all animal and plant species that have lived on Earth are now extinct,^[236] and extinction appears to be the ultimate fate of all species.

right on track.

---

So what is your theory about all those extinct species?

Can you answer any questions or are you just shutting down again?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

God did it and you are the proof. Simple answer.

---

Simplistic answer, I'll give you that.

Why did he kill off all the others after creating them?

I could care less about those species or evolution seeing as I don't believe in it. You believe in it so if you wanna come up with your own theories then be my guest.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

I could care less about those species or evolution seeing as I don't believe in it. You believe in it so if you wanna come up with your own theories then be my guest.

---

How convenient for you.

From now on the theory of evolution is "It just happened and robdiaz is the proof."

It certainly meets your standards of academic rigor.

Nope, sorry, shitty answer. I asked where god came from. God did it is your answer? Try again.

And if you could care less, that means you care.

"I could care less"

dumbass can't even use a phrase correctly :lmao

okay, that's my answer, and what? you still believe in evolution and i still believe in god

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Leetonidas

can someone explain to me how god came to be? anyone?

---

that's the equivalent of an ant trying to understand how the Internet works...I think the human mind cannot comprehend that which is out of our sphere of reality.... If a fish in the sea had self-awareness could they understand the reality above the surface. The point is God did not come into existence... He has always existed.... The notions of beginnings and endings only apply to finite things. Since God is infinite, He has no beginning and no ending.... I understand that this may be difficult for you to grasp... but realize that our tool in this endeavor is a finite brain.... We are simply attempting to measure what is outside the universe with a yardstick..

could couldn't whatever, you get the idea

"Where did god come from"

"God did it"

So god made himself? how would he have existed to make himself if he hadn't be created? So I'll ask again

where did god come from/how was god made?

also, no one ever answered the question

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

okay, that's my answer, and what? you still believe in evolution and i still believe in god

---

You still shut down very easily.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

could couldn't whatever, you get the idea

---

I got the idea you have no clue what you are saying ever.

someone tell kool when he can expect his wings

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

you don't get out much do you

---

so why don't mom's feed babies from their vaginas....Tits are like mouths...they're peripheral objects we play with not sex organs..

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

that's the equivalent of an ant trying to understand how the Internet works...I think the human mind cannot comprehend that which is out of our sphere of reality.... If a fish in the sea had self-awareness could they understand the reality above the surface. The point is God did not come into existence... He has always existed.... The notions of beginnings and endings only apply to finite things. Since God is infinite, He has no beginning and no ending.... I understand that this may be difficult for you to grasp... but realize that our tool in this endeavor is a finite brain.... We are simply attempting to measure what is outside the universe with a yardstick..

---

religitard claiming that god has always existed but can't grasp that the universe has always existed :lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

also, no one ever answered the question

---

I did.

It just happened. robdiaz2191 is the proof.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

someone tell kool when he can expect his wings

---

I told him.

so if millions of people keep jumping from a mountain top eventually they will develop wings in order to survive? hope it happens before they hit the bottom

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

so why don't mom's feed babies from their vaginas....Tits are like mouths...they're peripheral objects we play with not sex organs..

---

I don't know. I've seen lots of videos that say otherwise. Who's to say how women really get pregnant. Could be through the mouth...could be through the nipple. Maybe even the butthole. Probably all the above.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

so if millions of people keep jumping from a mountain top eventually they will develop wings in order to survive? hope it happens before they hit the bottom

---

This is your understanding of the theory of evolution.

You know, you might actually be a less evolved species. You are the proof of the theory.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

I don't know. I've seen lots of videos that say otherwise. Who's to say how women really get pregnant. Could be through the mouth...could be through the nipple. Maybe even the butthole. Probably all the above.

---

tits aren't sex organs....bottom line

okay guys, so you're telling me a species who had fire, tools, and could cook died off, yet gorillas and chimps survived?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

tits aren't sex organs....bottom line

---

Sorry...I just have trouble trusting a black person with regards to anatomy questions. (no racist)

dam....I hit the 76 guest mark....total 84 in this thread....yall go head and get me to the 100 guest mark....I'm pretty fucking bad ass :lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

tits aren't sex organs....bottom line

---

yet having them or not depends on the sex of the human :lol chimp brain

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

okay guys, so you're telling me a species who had fire, tools, and could cook died off, yet gorillas and chimps survived?

---

Ok, so you're telling me God made them and killed them off but not gorillas and chimps?

lol, same ol stupid atheist, claiming they are superior to others, are there any on here who aren't pompous douche-bags?

still waiting for an answer to my question besides "god did it"

Yes I am, now what?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by cantthinkofanything

Sorry...I just have trouble trusting a black person with regards to anatomy questions. (no racist)

---

why not? you have a cocktail mini in your pants....maybe you ought to listen :lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

lol, same ol stupid atheist, claiming they are superior to others, are there any on here who aren't pompous douche-bags?

---

So, you're shutting down now.

OK. No one expected any answers from you.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

lol, same ol stupid atheist, claiming they are superior to others, are there any on here who aren't pompous douche-bags?

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

For what? All of the atheist on here are clearly idiots. Idgaf if any of you believe in God or not, the point of the thread was to state how dumb atheist are.

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Yes I am, now what?

---

So how did God do that and why?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

also, no one ever answered the question

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Dude, what part of research it yourself do you not understand? Google it.

---

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Leetonidas

yet having them or not depends on the sex of the human :lol chimp brain

---

nope...men have tits too dumb ass...they're just smaller...I got nipples too homie...but they are hard and bout the size of a clit

Dont know, read the Bible:lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

lol, same ol stupid atheist, claiming they are superior to others, are there any on here who aren't pompous douche-bags?

---

Irony :lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

why not? you have a cocktail mini in your pants....maybe you ought to listen :lol

---

LOL. I've got a cocktail maxi in your mom's butt.

Because we have the same chromosomes in the beginning. however, working tits that produce nutrients for babies is something men don't have. try again chimp brain

yes people I am contradictory and ironic, we have established this:lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Dont know, read the Bible:lmao

---

Why is the Bible so funny to you?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Dont know, read the Bible:lmao

---

So you can't answer my question then? Pretty sure the bible doesn't explain god coming to be, it just starts with him poofing the universe into existence. where did he come from?

:hat

:lmao

I did it again.:lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Leetonidas

Because we have the same chromosomes in the beginning. however, working tits that produce nutrients for babies is something men don't have. try again chimp brain

---

again evolution just decided it wanted for womens tits to produce milk so that babies can feed from it but men's tits can't produce milk..what if I want my baby to suck from my chest :lol evolution is strange indeed

Aaaand we've now reached the limits of what Jeebotardiaz's pea brain can handle, so now he'll spam some reassuring emoticons and maybe drag SBM in here to semen shield for him :lol

:lmao:lmao

Yep, got him to shut down again.

Took less time than I thought tbh.

Emoticon tsunami to follow.

:cry:cry

:lmao:lmao:lmao

How mad are you guys? And when does Kool get his wings?:lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

How mad are you guys?

---

Not.

Quote:

---

And when does Kool get his wings?:lol

---

Not.

When are you going to post a reassuring emoticon again?

Next.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 2120

Explain This:

I had a brother who died of cancer.

My brother followed "GOD" his WHOLE life... Church every Sunday/Wensday night, prayed over all his meals even his fast food meals. Fostered 8 children and adopted 6 little Mexican kids. He's White btw (So obviously NOT racist). I Got down on my knees and Prayed and Prayed to give us a "Divine Healing" I hear so much about in church. "God" Didn't answer back.

So after my brother was basically a saint, he couldn't do this for him after he served "God" Religiously.

FUCK GOD! There is No God People, sorry.

---

You're blaming God for cancer? don't worry tho, evolution is hard at work trying to get rid of it.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

How mad are you guys?

---

Not mad at all, meanwhile you're in Day 5 of a meltdown because someone questioned your fairy tales :lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

You're blaming God for cancer?.

---

He isn't.

You are.

God created it. Cancer is the proof.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

You're blaming God for cancer? don't worry tho, evolution is hard at work trying to get rid of it.

---

Man, your god sounds like a dick - what, with inventing it in the first place, giving it to one of his devout followers, and then letting him die, tbh....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 2120

Explain This:

I had a brother who died of cancer.

My brother followed "GOD" his WHOLE life... Church every Sunday/Wensday night, prayed over all his meals even his fast food meals. Fostered 8 children and adopted 6 little Mexican kids. He's White btw (So obviously NOT racist). I Got down on my knees and Prayed and Prayed to give us a "Divine Healing" I hear so much about in church. "God" Didn't answer back.

So after my brother was basically a saint, he couldn't do this for him after he served "God" Religiously.

FUCK GOD! There is No God People, sorry.

---

Let me play Dr. Phil here....this story is why so many people are disillusioned with God...and I too have experienced these same feelings...but the reality is God doesn't help in that way...everything he does he has his own rationale for it....if he let his only begotten son Jesus die on a cross in front of his very eyes then there is a message in the suffering...I can't comprehend it..but I did read somewhere that his ways are higher than our ways and his thoughts our thoughts...even though I can't understand it because of the limitations of my Finite brain I have to accept there's a higher meaning...when he's ready I'm sure he will shower your brother with eternal blessings that will make his suffering seem very minute in comparison....life on this earth in my view is nothing but a pilot or one big test

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

..even though I can't understand it because of the limitations of my Finite brain I have to accept there's a higher meaning...

---

I agree with your use of capital "F" in this case. You should have capitalized "limitations" also.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 2120

No I'm blaming him for not taking it away from one of his true servants.

---

not to sound cold but your brother could have been a fake christian you never know....well I am sometimes too...:lol but it's all in the repentance

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

Leetonidas how's your mom's basement bro?? Are you allowed to have chicks over yet?

---

Actually in the game of insults the key is to get them so flustered that they resort to insults.
Then you have them right where you want them, making colossal fools of themselves. :lol

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

.if he let his only begotten son Jesus die on a cross in front of his very eyes then there is a message in the suffering.

---

But he is his own son.

How could he die before his own eyes?

And he brought himself back after a few days -- nice troll job there, GodJesus. God just kills cancer victims and leaves them dead.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by robdiaz2191

I did it again.:lmao

---

What is it? look like a complete tool? or are we trying the whole ":lol baited" schtick out again because you fail?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

not to sound cold but your brother could have been a fake christian you never know....well I am sometimes too...:lol but it's all in the repentance

---

Way to speak ill of the dead.

"lol"

:lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by xmas1997

Actually in the game of insults the key is to get them so flustered that they resort to insults.
Then you have them right where you want them, making colossal fools of themselves. :lol

---

See: registered sex offender's first post in the thread about jesus

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

But he is his own son.

How could he die before his own eyes?

And he brought himself back after a few days -- nice troll job there, GodJesus. God just kills cancer victims and leaves them dead.

---

I don't believe that...I believe Jesus is God's son and not God himself...for god cannot die and he cannot lie...

still going

:lol :lol :lol

:lmao :lmao :lmao

dude did he fuck one of the kids ala woody. then it would be karma.

:cry :cry



look how many emoticons im posting im obviously winning! :lmao :lmao :lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ChumpDumper

But he is his own son.

How could he die before his own eyes?

And he brought himself back after a few days -- nice troll job there, GodJesus. God just kills cancer victims and leaves them dead.

---

:lmao

Now that was funny, I don't care what anyone says!
In a morbid sort of way.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 2120

No He was the real deal, my sister is a Fake Christian. I know the difference. Me... I'm the fuckin Devil.

---

you're no devil you're a goblin

:lmao:lmao

2120:lmao

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

not to sound cold but your brother could have been a fake christian you never know....well I am sometimes too...:lol but it's all in the repentance

---

shit niggra...he adopted 6 Mexican kids. If he was a fake, he woulda stopped well before that. Unless there was something weird going on.

calm down killa

all a brother wanted was some hot wings ....and I got this crazy thread....where is evolution when I need em