San Antonio Spurs (#1) vs. Dallas Mavericks (#8) Playoff Series Thread

Didn't want to eliminate Dirk :cry

Spurs in 5

Christ, just don't crawl. That's all I ask. Have some fucking semblance of decency.

Fuck me.

Spurs in 6, obligatory shocking home defeat in first 2 games of first round and then a loss attributed to Dirk shredding the team.

despite handling them well in the season series, the mavs will give us a bigger fight than anyone would have expected.

Dallas in 6

Bye week for the spurs. Get the brooms out.

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Originally Posted by King Emmanuel

despite handling them well in the season series, the mavs will give us a bigger fight than anyone would have expected.

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:lol "us"

faggot lakerfan being faggy

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Originally Posted by King Emmanuel

despite handling them well in the season series, the mavs will give us a bigger fight than anyone would have expected.

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You lose this, and I'll close & shutter this motherfucker just like I did AZ Central. Now go ahead and try this niqqer.

Gonna be some epic meltdowns if Spurs lose.

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Originally Posted by Splits

:lol "us"

faggot lakerfan being faggy

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i'm thinking this is a Lebron cumdrinker not a Lakerfan.

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Originally Posted by Thread

You lose this, and I'll close & shutter this motherfucker just like I did AZ Central. Now go ahead and try this niqqer.

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i would rather lose here than to okc... i can't stand losing to that team :depressed

Spurs in 5

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Originally Posted by djohn2oo8

Gonna be some epic meltdowns if Spurs lose.

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San Antonio coming after that ass next.

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Originally Posted by djohn2oo8

Gonna be some epic meltdowns if Spurs lose.

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Can ya imagine it?

They be cool as a cucumber now. But, they'll sit on that 14 incher should it go sideways.

Oh, daddy!!!

BTW Kori Ellis should sticky all the playoff series threads so we don't have a lot of playoff threads

Could you have it done moderator ElNono tbh

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Originally Posted by HI-FI

i'm thinking this is a Lebron cumdrinker not a Lakerfan.

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Its a kirbystan troll, thinking kool actually

Spurs in 5

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Originally Posted by Thread

Can ya imagine it?

They be cool as a cucumber now. But, they'll sit on that 14 incher should it go sideways.

Oh, daddy!!!

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At home during the big dance thread? Adam Sliver's invite must have got lost in the mail. Geezer.

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Originally Posted by Thread

Can ya imagine it?

They be cool as a cucumber now. But, they'll sit on that 14 incher should it go sideways.

Oh, daddy!!!

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and if Spurs somehow win it all, you'll never return, hiding with your list to keep you company. Let us proceed....

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Originally Posted by Venti Quattro

BTW Kori Ellis should sticky all the playoff series threads so we don't have a lot of playoff threads

Could you have it done moderator ElNono tbh

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PM Kori, tbh.... don't have those powers... :depressed

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Originally Posted by djohn2oo8

Gonna be some epic meltdowns if Spurs lose.

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Cmon MJ, act like somebody until round two. Allah!

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Originally Posted by ElNono

Spurs in 5

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Yes.

Wouldn't it be something though, if the Spurs sweep them, making it basically 3 years in a row that the Spurs sweep them. (Last year's reg season+this one.)

Have the Spurs actually done such a thing? Its pretty sweet.

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Originally Posted by Shadowflames

Yes.

Wouldn't it be something though, if the Spurs sweep them, making it basically 3 years in a row that the Spurs sweep them. (Last year's reg season+this one.)

Have the Spurs actually done such a thing? Its pretty sweet.

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Sweep is a possibility... I'm just hedging against the inevitable shitty shooting night we will have sooner or later...

Spurs in 6

I could see it going 6 before we get a sweep, tbh..

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Originally Posted by Splits

Its a kirbystan troll, thinking kool actually

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that's possible as well. kool usually likes to get pretentious, this one dickrides Harlem's crew, but could be Kool especially if he gets stealth banned.

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good. while i'm sure OKC will dispatch of memphis, they will make them work. in the meatime, playing dallas will just feel like reg season games for the spurs. no defense whatsoever

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Originally Posted by Thread

Christ, just don't crawl. That's all I ask. Have some fucking semblance of decency.

Fuck me.

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Just take it when it's your turn. That's all i ask

Grizzlies were an easier matchup tbh.

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Originally Posted by Mugen

Grizzlies were an easier matchup tbh.

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Dallas is a shorter trip, tbh

Sweep

I really wanted dallas to go against okc but whatever. I'm fine with this

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Originally Posted by RsxPiimp

Sweep

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Originally Posted by Mugen

Grizzlies were an easier matchup tbh.

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I don't think it matters either way. The Spurs have raped both fistful of hair style lately. I wanted the Mavs to play OKC because OKC has struggled with them...especially late in the season. You can bet they exhaled a bit when Monta missed that game winner.

Spurs in 6

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Originally Posted by ElNono

Dallas is a shorter trip, tbh

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Originally Posted by benefactor

I don't think it matters either way. The Spurs have raped both fistful of hair style lately. I wanted the Mavs to play OKC because OKC has struggled with them...especially late in the season. You can bet they exhaled a bit when Monta missed that game winner.

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Originally Posted by sook

Spurs in 6

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you shut that pretty mouf of yours, sooky

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Originally Posted by Mugen

you shut that pretty mouf of yours, sooky

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Cul take over your account ? :lol

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Originally Posted by Mugen

Grizzlies were an easier matchup tbh.

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Yep.

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Originally Posted by sook

Cul take over your account ? :lol

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Please.

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Originally Posted by Mugen

Please.

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:lol

sweep.

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

no defense whatsoever

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Shut up faggot. But you're right..... SA will get wide open look after wide open look.... Mavs don't even try to play defense... they couldn't even if they tried. SWEEP

spurs in 4

sweeping the mavs will send a message to dirk...time to retire tosb

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Originally Posted by Mugen

Grizzlies were an easier matchup tbh.

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Ummm no. Grizz at least play defense and rebound. Dallas does neither.

I'm more interested in seeing if Dallas can actually win a quarter this series. Should be interesting.

sup Leon

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Originally Posted by Kool Bob Love

At home during the big dance thread? Adam Sliver's invite must have got lost in the mail. Geezer.

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Like you people did 17 June 2010.

sup nigga

Spurs in 6. Dirk and Monta will win 2 games.

Just don't fucking crawl & beg, Dallas. Pretend it's the negotiations for the new CBA and we're the last pork chop on the plate.

CHARGE!!!

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Originally Posted by Thread

Just don't fucking crawl & beg, Dallas. Pretend it's the negotiations for the new CBA and we're the last pork chop on the plate.

CHARGE!!!

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bend over, I'll show you the last pork chop.

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Originally Posted by Leon Black

Shut up faggot. But you're right..... SA will get wide open look after wide open look.... Mavs don't even try to play defense... they couldn't even if they tried. SWEEP

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that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me :cry

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Originally Posted by TDMVPDPOY

spurs in 4

sweeping the mavs will send a message to dirk...time to retire tosb

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but what message is it going to send to Enrique??!!?!

http://i.imgur.com/NScuKPN.jpg

^ lol like that nigga is even gonna play.

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me :cry

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:lol
he used to just say "shut up faggot" and how much he liked the odor of black pussy.

Spurs in 6 hopefully 7

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Originally Posted by HI-FI

:lol
he used to just say "shut up faggot" and how much he liked the odor of black pussy.

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he also has started threads on sucking dick

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Originally Posted by HI-FI

:lol
he used to just say "shut up faggot" and how much he liked the odor of black pussy.

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Nigga I told you that you would be bolded first thing management comes back...

Also, I like how the new Fi is bullying the little faggots around and trying to restore the NBA forum back to its glory days. The circle jerk crew has been disbanded and now we can finally talk about basketball.

No way we lose more than 1 game to Dallas imo. Dirk goes ham in that one game but nobody is getting in our way this year.

Spurs in 4 or 5.

Its been a while since we had the texas matchup, and looks like we'll probably be playing another texas team in the 2nd round.

The key to sweeping will be containing Dirk and making the others beat us. Usually, its that you make the superstar beat you, but we all know that Dirk is fully capable of doing it himself. Guys like Carter , Marion and the other vets are old. They will be playing hard, but are aware of the fact that they are the 8th seed fighting a powerhouse. Reality tends to sink in better for them and they can salvage their career by avoiding injuries in this manner.

^:lmao what's left is posters like this dumbass faggot to give shit basketball takes like the one above..holy Jehovah-shit:wow..

has blair won a game against the spurs yet? clown still talkin...

fkn i wish spurs do sweep this clown under the rug

Good luck my fellow Texas Bitches! Give me a good set of games! Peace

I hope they stomp a good sized mud hole in your fuckin' ass---then proceed to walk that fucker dry.

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Originally Posted by Thread

I hope they stomp a good sized mud hole in your fuckin' ass---then proceed to walk that fucker dry.

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You gonna stick around this time, or chickenshit your way out like last season?

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Originally Posted by ElNono

You gonna stick around this time, or chickenshit your way out like last season?

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I already asked. if your name is on that list or you joked about the parking ticket, he doesn't respond anymore.

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Originally Posted by HI-FI

I already asked. if your name is on that list or you joked about the parking ticket, he doesn't respond anymore.

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he can dish it, but he can't take it

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

he can dish it, but he can't take it

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seems that way.

At least the Mavs are gonna play another classic series with their old rival before going fishing. Getting defeated by the 4-time NBA champion would be better than getting hammered by a circus that the OKC is.

Corey Joseph looks like an extra chromosome mofucka in that team selfie. Kawhi a little bit like a mouth breather. This is definitely a "special" team lol.

I hope they kick your ass so high up it'll double as a hump.

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Originally Posted by Kool Bob Love

San Antonio coming after that ass next.

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I'm not worried and that's not a T-long reference. I want them to beat the fuck out of Portland first.

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Originally Posted by Thread

I hope they kick your ass so high up it'll double as a hump.

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The question is valid - will you be here through thick and thin Cub?

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Originally Posted by unforeseen

http://i.imgur.com/NScuKPN.jpg

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no errors lmao

Spurs in 7

Spurs in 5. Dirk will go ballistic in one game and single-handedly win that game for the Mavs.

After the loss, Dirk will force a trade to the Spurs for Bonner + Joseph + 2 2nd round picks (2020 and 2025) + cash considerations.

Spurs go on to win two more titles in 15 and 16.

Spurs in 5

Spurs in 4. Mav fan whining/tears incoming.

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Spurs in 4. Mav fan whining/tears incoming.

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All I know is this: Dallas ain't getting in.

Spurs going for the sweep, calling it now

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The question is valid - will you be here through thick and thin Cub?

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I'll do what you guys did 17 June 2010.

I hope they break your fuckin' crack.

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Originally Posted by Thread

I hope they break your fuckin' crack.

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dude im so scared. shaking. dont say that again :depressed

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Originally Posted by King Emmanuel

dude im so scared. shaking. dont say that again :depressed

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You should take the low road, crowded as it is on this fuckin' Board, run & tell sugar britches and imply that "Cubby is threatening everybody, Kori. Come, put on your housecoat and come see. Help!!!"

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Originally Posted by ambchang

Spurs in 5. Dirk will go ballistic in one game and single-handedly win that game for the Mavs.

After the loss, Dirk will force a trade to the Spurs for Bonner + Joseph + 2 2nd round picks (2020 and 2025) + cash considerations.

Spurs go on to win two more titles in 15 and 16.

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Dirk's a free agent in summer. No need for any trade scenarios.

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Originally Posted by Sportstudi

Dirk's a free agent in summer. No need for any trade scenarios.

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You gonna stand up, or, fuckin' crawl?

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Originally Posted by Thread

You gonna stand up, or, fuckin' crawl?

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Is that what you say to toddlers you sick pedo

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Is that what you say to toddlers you sick pedo

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Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

I think this one goes 6. Two familiar teams it will be like ex-sex: You know how it's going to feel, you're happy that you're getting to see this one last time (maybe) and right about 5 minutes after you nut or she nuts and says we can't be doing this, you reminisce about the good ol days and realize that it'll never be the same.

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Originally Posted by The Gemini Method

I think this one goes 6. Two familiar teams it will be like ex-sex: You know how it's going to feel, you're happy that you're getting to see this one last time (maybe) and right about 5 minutes after you nut or she nuts and says we can't be doing this, you reminisce about the good ol days and realize that it'll never be the same.

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They'll stand up...and by God the first time the Spurs smack their face, they'll stand down.

Then crawl. The fucks.

Spurs in 5

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Spurs in 5

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Yep. As soon as they stand up in that (1) win, the Spurs will bust their fuckin' hole and then they'll crawl to the nearest vacation kiosk and head to paradise far away.

I need somebody to stand up. Anybody? I "hear" OKC has a couple hairs on their ass, but, methinks it's gonna be a rant & rave jamboree.

Now, if it was the Lakers standin' there, Dallas could get their dander, their bile, their manhood up. But, Pop & his minions? Nah, they'll crawl.

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Originally Posted by Thread

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

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Pedo

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Originally Posted by Kyle Orton

Pedo

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Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!!!!!!!!!