San Antonio Spurs (#1) vs. Dallas Mavericks (#8) Playoff Series Thread

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Originally Posted by The 4cc Dictionary

I'm not DD, just a human being who is enjoying life to the fullest and interested in getting others to do the same.

That's wonderful that your grandparents are still alive, that means you are likely still young and have a lot of life left to live! I'm not going to go back and forth trading insults with you brother, because it is like throwing meat to the dogs. I will instead present to you an anecdote...

I was once you, Kool Bob. I posted here for awhile, scoffing other people's misfortune. I briefly would geel on top of the world, masturbating in one hand, typing vicious insults on the other. I was often referred to as an elite poster on this site. But I still felt empty inside. I knew one day my parents would pass away, I would lose a job, and I would probably get screwed over by a girl. These were just illusions Kool Bob. These would all pass one day. I felt like young Gautanama sitting in DET temple not taking part with the temptations of wining and dining with friends, family, etc. I knew eventually everything around me would pass and we would all grow old and die. Even these current internet e-victories will lead to suffering later on (constantly checking threads, anxiety from not being the best spurstalker, guilt because you could've burned monosylab1k better, etc)

Same thing with spurstalk, brother. All this elite poster stuff will pass. These are just pixels on a computer screen and we are just a bunch of electrons randomly bumping into each other. The only two constans are the isvara and the jivas so unfortunately we are not truly free. I encourage you to turn away, once and for all, from these passing illusion Kool Bob, and find The Middle Way.

I recommend the Bhagavad-Gita to start off with Kool Bob. You can start today KBL!! Stop giving in to your passions, and let the supreme controller take over. Relax... Let go of your ego. Realize that we are all empty and that, Kool Bob Love, is when we finally become full.

I look forward to hearing more about your journey, brother :toast

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Well said.

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Originally Posted by The 4cc Dictionary

I'm not DD, just a human being who is enjoying life to the fullest and interested in getting others to do the same.

That's wonderful that your grandparents are still alive, that means you are likely still young and have a lot of life left to live! I'm not going to go back and forth trading insults with you brother, because it is like throwing meat to the dogs. I will instead present to you an anecdote...

I was once you, Kool Bob. I posted here for awhile, scoffing other people's misfortune. I briefly would geel on top of the world, masturbating in one hand, typing vicious insults on the other. I was often referred to as an elite poster on this site. But I still felt empty inside. I knew one day my parents would pass away, I would lose a job, and I would probably get screwed over by a girl. These were just illusions Kool Bob. These would all pass one day. I felt like young Gautanama sitting in DET temple not taking part with the temptations of wining and dining with friends, family, etc. I knew eventually everything around me would pass and we would all grow old and die. Even these current internet e-victories will lead to suffering later on (constantly checking threads, anxiety from not being the best spurstalker, guilt because you could've burned monosylab1k better, etc)

Same thing with spurstalk, brother. All this elite poster stuff will pass. These are just pixels on a computer screen and we are just a bunch of electrons randomly bumping into each other. The only two constans are the isvara and the jivas so unfortunately we are not truly free. I encourage you to turn away, once and for all, from these passing illusion Kool Bob, and find The Middle Way.

I recommend the Bhagavad-Gita to start off with Kool Bob. You can start today KBL!! Stop giving in to your passions, and let the supreme controller take over. Relax. Let go of your ego. Realize that we are all empty and that, Kool Bob Love, is when we finally become full.

I look forward to hearing more about your journey, brother :toast

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:lmao

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Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

For a 60 WIN team the Spurs look like shit as usual.......these muthafuckers and their rabbid ass fans think they're Championship material....struggling against a shitty Mavs team....Midnight_Pulp *aka* midget is still a fucking FOOL I see....The Mavs will rebound and I suspect kick yall's ass...the SPurs played as good as they're capable of and unfortunately it won't be enough this year....they relied on the injury bug last season this season they're just fucked....

god I hate these bastards

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Mavs would be like the #2 seed in the East, lol.

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Originally Posted by chief keef

spurs looking flabby and sick b

let tim and tony get theirs and the scrubs (kiwi, green, mills, belinelli) will eventually fail them

posting 90 pts at home on the worst defensive team in the playoffs :rollin

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we all know what happen and experience when tony gets his b4 everyones, the team plays like fkn horse shit with out any ball movement and players not getting enough touches to get going....

first half was all you to know about enrique, over dribbling down the fkn clock and passing it out for a last second shot by some player to bail him out which leads to a turnover or shot clock violation, this happen too many times this afternoon

duncan got his and started to work himself into the game when wankers on t he team started to run plays

sometimes i do not approve that extra pass which is the spurs system bread and butter, but u have to take those open shots the other team gives you,

now for enriques defense last night after his first substitution...allowing harris and calderon to score a quick 8pts between them in succession to get the mavs back into the game was just pathetic defense...

3rd quarter by popabitch with his lame ass bench lineup of turnoboli, belli, diaw, green, patty...not one single fck can play defense and too many chucking, allowing the mavs to build a 10pt lead...fail.

The year 2011 to Mavs was like 1941 to the Reich. The Reich reached its pinnacle of power in 1941 (which I believe is exactly the reason why Dirk chose 41 as his jersey number).

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Originally Posted by Franklin

The year 2011 to Mavs was like 1941 to the Reich. The Reich reached its pinnacle of power in 1941 (which I believe is exactly the reason why Dirk chose 41 as his jersey number).

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Food for thought.

Spurs gonna win by 20+ on Wednesday, book it

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Originally Posted by Leetonidas

Spurs gonna win by 20+ on Wednesday, book it

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Woud be no surprise, tbh.

(peers into thread)

(reads a few of the posts)

....Ugh.

(leaves)

Got a bad feeling about game 2. Think my Mavs are gonna get spanked. Would love for Parker or Duncan to miss a game or two so my Mavs can get a victory. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I actually think the Spurs drop game 2 tbh. They'll need the loss to kick themselves into gear and finish the series in 5. Luckily I don't see Portland/Houston going shorter than 6.

I wouldn't be shocked if Spurs lose game 2 either. I think they lose at least one to the Mavs, but as long they win and get better, I don't care.

Spurs will win game 2 big, then MAYBE drop game 3, before taking games 4 (close) and 5 (blowout).

if they dont sweep the tosb mavs, then its a disappointment playoff run...

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I hope we can finish this series as soon as possible so we'll have more time resting & preparing for the 2nd round against either the Rockets or the Guest team, but the Mavs ain't gonna surrender easily. It's not like they have a chance for anything but they need to show their competence in order to increase their attractiveness to free agents in the coming summer.

After tonight, the SWEEP will be half over. Book it.

Spurs in 5 ... too many Spur wins in a row .. .streak will end, but not until Game 3.
Spurs close it out by winning 4 and 5.

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Originally Posted by The 4cc Dictionary

Even these current internet e-victories will lead to suffering later on (constantly checking threads, anxiety from not being the best spurstalker, guilt because you could've burned monosylab1k better, etc)

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:lmao

Spurs by 20

I would be really surprised if SA lost this one. They had a lot rest, time to react to Dallas's scheme and the role players should play a lot better which offsets any improvement from Dirk.

Spurs by 23

regardless of when or if we drop one. This series ends in 5 or less save an injury (knock on wood)

Dallas had their shot and blew it,,,,I'd be surprised if they win a game.

I think the Spurs already took the Mavs best shot. I would be surprised if they don't sweep.

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Originally Posted by Mori Chu

After tonight, the SWEEP will be half over. Book it.

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this

Life isn't so easy for the great Dirk whith a 7 footer guarding him, tbh.

Spurts are only delaying the inevitable.

mavs got their last and only chance that afternoon to avoid being swept in this series, but they pissed it away and choked as hard as they did in 06.

_irk bricking 5 shots to start the game, missing layup :lol

Spurs choking per par. Nothing to see here.

looks like a re-run of game 1...

Damn, this team doesn't look anywhere near as good as last year's team. Not even 2012's team.

wow Errors :lmao

Ayres? :lmao

you gotta give Calisle some credit... he knows how to throw a curveball out there...

The Ayres / Bellinelli lineup of failure? :lol

:lmao AirsVP on the floor in a PLAYOFF game
:lmao "Coach of the Year"

LOL, and then Ayres just assists Belinelli in a three :lol

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Originally Posted by Clipper Nation

:lmao AirsVP on the floor in a PLAYOFF game
:lmao "Coach of the Year"

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Popafag deserves to have his award stripped with this lineup

7 turnovers? What the fuck is this shit? How is Dallas down 2?

Damn OKC is going to rape the Spurs in the WCF. :cry

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

LOL, and then Ayres just assists Belinelli in a three :lol

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He makes up for that with his assists on the other end by watching _allas players make open layups

Just shoot it Manu, or else you will turn it over.

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

Damn OKC is going to rape the Spurs in the WCF. :cry

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Grizz about to curb stomp those girls tbh,,,,,

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Originally Posted by HemisfairArena

Grizz about to curb stomp those girls tbh,,,,,

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LOL, I bet OKC takes both in Memphis.

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Originally Posted by DAF86

Just shoot it Manu, or else you will turn it over.

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Told you.


Ayres. :lmao

Errors, when you go for a rebound, don't tap it to the crowd you stupid fucking nigger

I guess the good news is that it's only a 1 point game and we can't possibly play any worse... can we?

Turnobili on his Game 6 pace tonight

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

LOL, I bet OKC takes both in Memphis.

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Why lose your money?,,,,just got outside and light it on fire and be done with it.

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Originally Posted by jeebus

Errors, when you go for a rebound, don't tap it to the crowd you stupid fucking nigger

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:lmao

if we had this Ginobili (instead of that Miami Heat player camouflaged in our Jersey) in the finals last season we would've bagged 5 rings already (and killed Thread's 5>4 shtick)

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Originally Posted by Franklin

if we had this Ginobili (instead of that Miami Heat player camouflaged in our Jersey) in the finals last season we would've bagged 5 rings already (and killed Thread's 5>4 shtick)

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LOL, what? He's got 2 TO's one quarter into the game. At least he needed OT to hit 8 TO's in 6 tbh

weird, points of TOs: spurs 9 , mavs 2.

spurs 66% vd 46% but down by one.

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Originally Posted by Franklin

if we had this Ginobili (instead of that Miami Heat player camouflaged in our Jersey) in the finals last season we would've bagged 5 rings already (and killed Thread's 5>4 shtick)

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Thread anagram= Hatred,,,,tbh.

I will personally pay off Blair's jewelry tab if he jumps his fat ass on Error's ACLs

My aboriginial nigga with the three

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Originally Posted by jeebus

Popafag deserves to have his award stripped with this lineup

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what the fuck are these announcers talking about?

MJ Harris doing what he does

Of course Dirk gets his first basket when Splitter isn't on him.

Turnobili 3 down, 5 to go

Turnobili with his fourth TO

Shitter not in the game? open your useless eyes, Fratello

Hearing five?

they're not calling kick ball anymore?

Welp, thought this would happen. Carlisle outcoaching Pop severely.

Turnobili already halfway to his legendary performance in 6

lol kicked ball, then foul... nothing...

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Originally Posted by ElNono

they're not calling kick ball anymore?

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Turnobili's agent trying to :downspin: this shit :lol

Fucking Turnobili thinking Dirk is LeBron. Can't even call la migra on his ass since he just got his anchor baby :pctoss

Spurs just playing with their prey at this point.

We got curbstomped by the quadruple D (Dirk, Devin, Dalember, Dejuan) :cry

Los Spurs Unidos beaner shirt, I gotta get one

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Originally Posted by Clipper Nation

Turnobili's agent trying to :downspin: this shit :lol

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the ink dried already, now we just sit back and enjoy the show :lol

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Originally Posted by Franklin

We got curbstomped by the quadruple D (Dirk, Devin, Dalember, Dejuan) :cry

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Quintuple imo. you forgot Danny Crawford

DeContract and 1

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Originally Posted by DAF86

Just shoot it Manu, or else you will turn it over.

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There's Manu with that free throw shooting from 6 too

:lmao D_rk

bad foul kiwi

God damn

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Originally Posted by spurraider21

:lmao D_rk

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:lol

Have Bellinelli make the entry pass to Duncan, they don't sag 16 feet off him, tbh.

Hero can't make a damn FT

Spurs with the 6 free throw and turnover goods so far.

We've all seen this movie before,,,,in the end the Mavs get their heart ripped out. Spoiler Alert.

Time for Hack-a-Enrique?

Now we know it wasn't the noon start that fucked with the Spurs...

Enrique thinks he's Turnobili

Wow, Miami just has a cakewalk to the title. So do they beat the Lakers' 15-1 record?

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

Enrique thinks he's Turnobili

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:cry shut up MVParker hater :cry

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Originally Posted by ElNono

:cry shut up MVParker hater :cry

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Why did Pop pull MVPendergraph? :cry

14 turnovers with 5 minutes to go in the 1st half :lmao

Spurfan thinking they have a shot against healthy OKC :lmao

Turnovers...

Mavs: 2
Spurs: 13
:lmao

Lol Enrique

:lmao Spurms Peak After March

Rofl

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Originally Posted by baseline bum

Why did Pop pull MVPendergrapuh huh! :cry

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