San Antonio Spurs (#1) vs. Dallas Mavericks (#8) Playoff Series Thread

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Originally Posted by monosylab1k

LMFAO indeed :lmao

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The Spurs won b/c their friendship is magic tbh.

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Originally Posted by midnightpulp

The "Tired Old Quit Bag" is a different name altogether. Duncan doesn't need to do shit to grant me rights to the name. It's my invention. I can use it as I see fit. Shit bag is yours. Quit bag is mine.

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Actually, it's my invention - but Kirby still dons it nonetheless.

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Originally Posted by Thread

Look at ya, braggin' about taking a fucking Greyhound to the border and getting your cookie taken, broad daylight.

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We made it into the tournament. Your boys didn't.

Fin.

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Originally Posted by midnightpulp

The "Tired Old Quit Bag" is a different name altogether. Duncan doesn't need to do shit to grant me rights to the name. It's my invention. I can use it as I see fit. Shit bag is yours. Quit bag is mine.

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Fine, you do that one,,,though you're just disgracing yourself with it.

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Originally Posted by monosylab1k

We made it into the tournament. Your boys didn't.

Fin.

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Sounds like you before you rang & now after you rang.

You poor thing, you.

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Originally Posted by monosylab1k

You've no room. Your boys didn't even put up an effort this season, they spent 82 games on their belly, begging for a deep dicking in their ass. We got into the tournament, you didn't.

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They learned that from from magic Johnson

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Originally Posted by Thread

Fine, you do that one,,,though you're just disgracing yourself with it.

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How so? (Although I relinquish rights to ClipperNation, since he told me it was his invention).

Kobe quit in '06 against your Suns. He quit this season. He's a quitter. Thus, the "Tired Old Quit Bag" is a fitting name.

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Originally Posted by Muser

Spurs fans absolutely melting down early in the 4th. The bench needs to bring it next game though, don't want to go to Dallas at 1-1.

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Why, they wouldn't be able to stand the gaffe. They'd get up there and promptly give it right back, and gladly. They have no intention of fighting you for this.

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Originally Posted by midnightpulp

How so? (Although I relinquish rights to ClipperNation, since he told me it was his invention).

Kobe quit in '06 against your Suns. He quit this season. He's a quitter. Thus, the "Tired Old Quit Bag" is a fitting name.

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Like I said, knock yerself out. It's silly though. I'm embarrassed not of you, but, for you. But, go ahead, I couldn't stop you with silver bullets & a wooden stake.

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Originally Posted by Thread

If Duncan a done that in the playoff game afore this one Kobe would be wearing the shit bag somewhere in the south of France this very minute.

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He had 25 points in the first half of the playoff game before this one.

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Originally Posted by Thread

If Duncan a done that in the playoff game afore this one Kobe would be wearing the shit bag somewhere in the south of France this very minute.

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If Mr. Popovich hadn't sent him to the bench at that fateful moment, he would have finished the job.

I understand that you need to protect your fragile ego right now, but you're ignoring the mounting evidence that Kobe is in fact already wearing the shit bag. :lol You're setting arbitrary criteria such as "he has to go through Kobe," and you look desperate and delusional.

Much respect to Dirk... he's clearly injured and still battling out there... unlike some other "stars" that quit on their team after receiving an extension and go on vacations on company dime while the season is still ongoing...

The Tired Old Quitbag

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Originally Posted by DD

Dallas leading at the half, despite Parker and Duncan playing great, while Calderon and Dirk have been ass. Crazy how pedestrian SA looks when their scrubs aren't hitting 3's. This is why I can't pick SA to win it all--too scrub-reliant--which will kill them against the likes of OKC

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Spurs, despite hitting only 3-17 3's and the "scrubs" (Mills/Beli/Danny/Boris) going 3-18, Spurs still won. They are reliant on their team, but their main guys can still carry them for long stretches and guys like the one's I mentioned above aren't scrubs considering they can put up 20 on any night and 2 of the 4 can defend very well.

Is DD Deadly's alt?

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

Spurs, despite hitting only 3-17 3's and the "scrubs" (Mills/Beli/Danny/Boris) going 3-18, Spurs still won. They are reliant on their team, but their main guys can still carry them for long stretches and guys like the one's I mentioned above aren't scrubs considering they can put up 20 on any night and 2 of the 4 can defend very well.

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:lol3/4 of those guys are scrubs, especially your golden boy Danny Green--he was cast out of the NBA before Pop gave him a chance again:lol Beli is one of the worst defenders in the league and is completely useless when his 3 isn't falling--THAT'S A SCRUB, or interchangeable part. Mills is beyond scrubbish, and will likely get the 2012 Danny Green treatment once they play OKC (unplayable in that series)...fringe NBA player and towel-waver till Pop took him under his wing.

You're a Spurs fan, though, which automatically hinders you from thinking rationally on the subject...so I understand, and look forward to your pithy comeback that's to follow.

So you were wrong and still argue. It's why I posted what I did. I know it's hard to be rational and calm when your team is awful and you aren't sure who's good and who's not. It was the playoffs, you were excited and posted something not well thought out when there was still plenty of time left.

I posted a gentle reminder that you should probably exercise some restraint, was proven right (posted the above stats and how the Spurs still won) and just wanted to let you know as a friend because you know better..

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Originally Posted by ElNono

Much respect to Dirk... he's clearly injured and still battling out there... unlike some other "stars" that quit on their team after receiving an extension and go on vacations on company dime while the season is still ongoing...

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:cry warrior

DPG going ham lately.

Hell, I didn't even disagree that the Spurs rely on their "team" more than others. No denying that. However, you were not only dismissing how good the Spurs really are but also Tim/TP being able to carry them to wins in the playoffs. I really just disagreed that they are so reliant that they can't make a deep run (they were 28 seconds from a title last year) and that the guys are scrubs. Scrubs are guys like Nick Young & most of LA's team tbh..Guys who can't do anything well and are not conducive to winning.

Danny, if you know the NBA, is conducive to winning. He's not a scrub.

Put all our posts in this argument side by side and highlight where I was proven wrong. Can't wait to see this.

Also, with all these "non-scrubs who are all capable of popping 20 a night" AND having HCA, it's kinda bitchmade to back off the bet I offered, but not everybody sticks to their convictions and believes what they say, so it's par for the course I suppose

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Originally Posted by DD

Put all our posts in this argument side by side and highlight where I was proven wrong. Can't wait to see this.

Also, with all these "non-scrubs who are all capable of popping 20 a night" AND having HCA, it's kinda bitchmade to back off the bet I offered, but not everybody sticks to their convictions and believes what they say, so it's par for the course I suppose

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You said yourself that you haven't watch 5 games top this season. You don't know what your talking. Go have a seat somewhere fuckboy.

And you quit on the lakers when they needed you the most. That's bitchmade shit and shows what kind of person you really are.

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Originally Posted by Kool Bob Love

You said yourself that you haven't watch 5 games top this season. You don't know what your talking. Go have a seat somewhere fuckboy.

And you quit on the lakers when they needed you the most. That bitchmade shit and shows what kind of person you really are.

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damn.

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Originally Posted by DPG21920

Hell, I didn't even disagree that the Spurs rely on their "team" more than others. No denying that. However, you were not only dismissing how good the Spurs really are but also Tim/TP being able to carry them to wins in the playoffs. I really just disagreed that they are so reliant that they can't make a deep run (they were 28 seconds from a title last year) and that the guys are scrubs. Scrubs are guys like Nick Young & most of LA's team tbh..Guys who can't do anything well and are not conducive to winning.

Danny, if you know the NBA, is conducive to winning. He's not a scrub.

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He's a scrap-heap find that would be a fringe player on any other team/coach. The proof is that he was in the league, then out of it due to uselessness. And yes, the Spurs rely on too many scrubs to win a title. I already stated they would sweep Dallas well before the series started, so not sure why you brought up the 3-point stat (lol counting on 3's to fall in the playoffs anyways).Only by the Grace of God were they even in the Finals last year...their entire competition was injured, except for a team that struggled to score 90ppg (Memphis). Almost 2007 levels of pathetic routes

Getting into the playoffs and getting SWEPT, as the Mavs are 25% of the way to being, is no better than missing. In fact, it's worse. We get a better draft pick, and the Mavs embarrass themselves against the best in the West. L-M-A-O.