Okay who put the rattlesnake in our locker room?

This story is hilarious, tbh. 7-ft grown men shrieking like little girls at the sight of a baby snake. :lol

Heres some real pansies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjKE0n8NdRU#t=24

This has to become a thing tbh... snakes in the visitors locker room every home game from now on.

We have not had rain in forever.

Predators follow other things coming in seeking moisture.
Its not a rattlesnake either. Wonder who reported that...

Jesus, you would think a bat got into the ATT center or something.

Portland needs guys like this . . .

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But they got guys like this . . .











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I knew a black guy in HS that was also petrified of snakes.

http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/h...78607358_n.jpg

That is not a wedge shaped head nor are those patterns consistent with our local pit vipers. Looks like a rat snake to me.

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It's Texas. Man the fuck up you Oregon pussies.

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HEY! I live in Oregon, lol. We actually have rattle snakes in Eastern Oregon. But besides that, we got nothing scary or dangerous outside of spiders, mainly the hobo spider.

I cant help but to think this was done on purpose somehow. WTF...really?

Snake for MVP.

Thanks

Patty "Riki Tikki Tavi" Mills could have caught that fucker

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That's some serious bullshit there. I guess we're going to have to stick a cougar in your shower when you get up here.

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that's what your s/o is for

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This has to become a thing tbh... snakes in the visitors locker room every home game from now on.

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lol! New rule...

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That is not a wedge shaped head nor are those patterns consistent with our local pit vipers. Looks like a rat snake to me.

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Not to mention rattlesnakes tend to be stockier than that. It's also constricting the the hook, rattlesnakes do not constrict.

they've already came out and said it wasn't venomous

http://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/asse...ke-roberts.jpg

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This story is hilarious, tbh. 7-ft grown men shrieking like little girls at the sight of a baby snake. :lol

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I had a 40cm baby red belly black snake in my kids pool last summer. I ran like bitch too... but I eventually came back with a shovel and took care of it. I was told afterwards that the venom in baby snakes can be worse.... also I'm in Australia where snakes mean business.

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whoever is struggling the most in a spurs uniform.

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I had a 40cm baby red belly black snake in my kids pool last summer. I ran like bitch too... but I eventually came back with a shovel and took care of it. I was told afterwards that the venom in baby snakes can be worse.... also I'm in Australia where snakes mean business.

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They say the same thing about baby snakes here. It's not the venom that's worse...it's the fact that juvenile snakes haven't learned how to control how much venom they release, so every strike empties the magazine. Adult snakes release what they (think they) need.

Not a snake expert, but another possibility is a bullsnake. In these parts, bullsnakes can get very big, and while non-venomous, are known for having a bad attitude, to include rearing up and hissing...

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whoever is struggling the most in a spurs uniform.

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That crazy Bonner...

Humberto is real scared of doz things