the Heat are winning game 1 and half of spurfans on this site will flee

For their lives :lmao

:lmao thinking Miami will be cake. Lebron will start out his 5th Finals with 45 points and a trouncing win.

this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready. Spursfan is not and most will run like headless chickens :lmao

I see what you did there.

Right on brother. I guarantee the Heat will win game 1.

Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

gotta agree with OP

After Lebron's realization that he's actually a pretty good jump shooter in game 7, I doubt he will ever revert back to his 2007 or 2011 self. Spurs's game plan will be the same because that's all they can do but Lebron will knock down those open jumpers this time. The Spurs are setting Lebron up for a monster series. Many players have had monster series against the Spurs before - Shaq, Kobe, Amare, Dirk - and still lost. That's probably the only sliver of hope here.

Heat by 10 the first game solely based on Duncan's comments. Manu 8 TO's

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After Lebron's realization that he's actually a pretty good jump shooter in game 7, I doubt he will ever revert back to his 2007 or 2011 self. Spurs's game plan will be the same because that's all they can do but Lebron will knock down those open jumpers this time. The Spurs are setting Lebron up for a monster series. Many players have had monster series against the Spurs before - Shaq, Kobe, Amare, Dirk - and still lost. That's probably the only sliver of hope here.

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Lebron's 2nd testicle finally drops :(

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After Lebron's realization that he's actually a pretty good jump shooter in game 7, I doubt he will ever revert back to his 2007 or 2011 self. Spurs's game plan will be the same because that's all they can do but Lebron will knock down those open jumpers this time. The Spurs are setting Lebron up for a monster series. Many players have had monster series against the Spurs before - Shaq, Kobe, Amare, Dirk - and still lost. That's probably the only sliver of hope here.

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Lebron still had confidence issues, it always come back... He only started winning titles when he worked on his post game, you want him to be a jump shooter...

The main thing imo is that the Spurs have to defend Bosh and especially Wade better than they did last year...

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this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready.

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Time for Tim to claim his place as a top 5 player of all time..

then miami 4-0 right?

http://global3.memecdn.com/hey-hey-e..._o_1665761.jpg

:lol I like how this went from "Heat are winning game 1" to "Heat are winning game 1... or game 2... or both"...

hedger

Heat in 3

So fucking stupid thread.

True. After the Heat win their first game the post-2011'ers will bounce faster than you can say "look at me, I am dee captain now"

At least the dude is consistent with these shit threads/fandom.

Don't know about game one but I expect the series to be 1-1 going to Miami.

No one should think the Heat will be "cake," but it is very reasonable to predict a Spurs victory, given what happened last year and the circumstances this year.

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At least the dude is consistent with these shit threads/fandom.

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:lol all he does is hedge his bets, tbh..he makes like 20 different predictions on every event, and bumps the only correct prediction out of the 20..

I respect his attempts, though, he gets replies(myself included)..

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:lol I like how this went from "Heat are winning game 1" to "Heat are winning game 1... or game 2... or both"...

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:lmao he's not wrong

True tbh I'm already starting to pack

congrats on the heat 3 peat. that's impressive.

No chance we're losing game one. Bump material all you want but there's no chance we are losing game one or this series tbh...

Heat'll win game 8, I garanttee!

<font size="5">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMBjWLUo9Q

Heat win game 1 with a Hakeem-like performance from Steven Adams

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/df/dff1...e5843af56d.jpg

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Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

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Wtf are you talking about.



Bandwaggoners don't wait until the end of the fucking game.



In game 1 we're either A) going to be down 5 in the 2nd quarter when they'll start bailing for the lifeboats or B) Have a 15 point lead cut to a 2 possession game, at which point the cliffjumpers will decide that being up 6 in the 4th quarter is tantamount to being swept.

As long as Battier doesn't hit 6 threes.

The Heat haven't been tested these whole playoffs... we've been tested from the very beginning. The Heat are no better than the Thunder and we beat them. Hell, the Thunder are better than the Heat, especially against us...

Or....

spurs win game one and all the popsuckers will blow their collective pre-teen ejac


and proclaim the spurs champs



until miami responds...

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For their lives :lmao

:lmao thinking Miami will be cake. Lebron will start out his 5th Finals with 45 points and a trouncing win.

this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready. Spursfan is not and most will run like headless chickens :lmao

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Care to make wager on series?

It's ST. /thread

half? bad math tbh. Around 95% to be more accurate

haters momma never game him enough love.

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hater is a reverse jinxer

great thread

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hater is a reverse jinxer

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then he should bet me a thousand dollars and he would lose money to reverse jinx, right?

:)

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Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

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Insurance in case he's wrong :lol

I agree that Miami wins one of the first two games. Not sure which, but they'll likely split and then it'll be on the Spurs to do the same in Miami.

This has always been a good role for you, hater. Not that the role is intrinsically good.

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I never bet against the Spurs.

but learning about the seriousness of Parkers injuries just ratifies this hread imo

:pctoss

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I agree that Miami wins one of the first two games. Not sure which, but they'll likely split and then it'll be on the Spurs to do the same in Miami.

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I have similar feeling that the Spus will most likely HAVE to win game 6 in Miami to stay alive. That is if Parker holds up of course and Spurs can extend it to 6.

kinda like facing the nemesis all over again.

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Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

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Like clockwork

Not that big of a deal to predict that we'll lose one of our first two games in a Finals series tbh...

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Not that big of a deal to predict that we'll lose one of our first two games in a Finals series tbh...

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Agree. Still most spursfans thought we were goinv to beat the heat in 4 or 5 :lmao

This thread was necessary

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Lebron's 2nd testicle finally drops :(

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