the Heat are winning game 1 and half of spurfans on this site will flee

Heat win game 1 with a Hakeem-like performance from Steven Adams

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/df/dff1...e5843af56d.jpg

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Originally Posted by hater

Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

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Wtf are you talking about.



Bandwaggoners don't wait until the end of the fucking game.



In game 1 we're either A) going to be down 5 in the 2nd quarter when they'll start bailing for the lifeboats or B) Have a 15 point lead cut to a 2 possession game, at which point the cliffjumpers will decide that being up 6 in the 4th quarter is tantamount to being swept.

As long as Battier doesn't hit 6 threes.

The Heat haven't been tested these whole playoffs... we've been tested from the very beginning. The Heat are no better than the Thunder and we beat them. Hell, the Thunder are better than the Heat, especially against us...

Or....

spurs win game one and all the popsuckers will blow their collective pre-teen ejac


and proclaim the spurs champs



until miami responds...

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Originally Posted by hater

For their lives :lmao

:lmao thinking Miami will be cake. Lebron will start out his 5th Finals with 45 points and a trouncing win.

this series will be the toughest in Timmys career. He is ready. Spursfan is not and most will run like headless chickens :lmao

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Care to make wager on series?

It's ST. /thread

half? bad math tbh. Around 95% to be more accurate

haters momma never game him enough love.

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Originally Posted by Jimcs50

Care to make wager on series?

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hater is a reverse jinxer

great thread

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Originally Posted by Budkin

hater is a reverse jinxer

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then he should bet me a thousand dollars and he would lose money to reverse jinx, right?

:)

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Originally Posted by hater

Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

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Insurance in case he's wrong :lol

I agree that Miami wins one of the first two games. Not sure which, but they'll likely split and then it'll be on the Spurs to do the same in Miami.

This has always been a good role for you, hater. Not that the role is intrinsically good.

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Originally Posted by Jimcs50

Care to make wager on series?

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I never bet against the Spurs.

but learning about the seriousness of Parkers injuries just ratifies this hread imo

:pctoss

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Originally Posted by BatManu20

I agree that Miami wins one of the first two games. Not sure which, but they'll likely split and then it'll be on the Spurs to do the same in Miami.

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I have similar feeling that the Spus will most likely HAVE to win game 6 in Miami to stay alive. That is if Parker holds up of course and Spurs can extend it to 6.

kinda like facing the nemesis all over again.

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Originally Posted by hater

Game 1 or 2. Or both. Its a bit fuzzy but I do se a big Heat win or two. And a bunch f bandwaggoners running like rats off a somali pirate ship :lol

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Like clockwork

Not that big of a deal to predict that we'll lose one of our first two games in a Finals series tbh...

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Originally Posted by dg7md

Not that big of a deal to predict that we'll lose one of our first two games in a Finals series tbh...

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Agree. Still most spursfans thought we were goinv to beat the heat in 4 or 5 :lmao

This thread was necessary

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Originally Posted by hater

Lebron's 2nd testicle finally drops :(

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:pctoss